10 SIMPLE RULES FOR DATING MY LITTLE SISTER!

*Joey and Tristan are in a room, Tristan is sitting down while Joey is standing up*

Joey: I have reason to believe you have a crush on my little sister. Is that true!

Tristan: *sweat drop* Uh...

Joey: *starts to pace* I've got 10 simple rules...

Tristan: Okay.....

Joey: You better get a notepad!

*Tristan takes out a notepad in his jacket*

Joey: Treat her with respect!

Tristan: Okay, that's fair!

Joey: Take her somewhere nice, and I mean NICE!

Tristan: Okay..

Joey: If try to kiss her without her knowing, say goodbye!

Tristan: What'do you mean by "goodbye"?

Joey: I mean... Oh forget it, you know what I mean!

Tristan: Okay, next!

Joey: When you are out for dinner, eat politly!!!

Tristan: But you don't...

Joey: Quiet! I'm not done!

Tristan: Fine.

Joey: Ummm... What was it again?.... Oh yeah! Take her to a nice movie...

Tristan: So that means no horror?

Joey: NO HORROR!

Tristan: OK!

Joey: Don't try to make moves on her!

Tristan: Ok..

Joey: Don't forget her birthday, and her favourtie holidays!

Tristan: ^_^ No problem

Joey: If you go to a party don't wear something that'll make her embaressed to know you!

Tristan: No Problem!!

Joey: If you wanna be with her for a LONG time, NO FLIRTING WITH OTHER GIRLS!

Tristan: Okay that's simple for me...

Joey: O_o.... You dump her...or break her heart... you won't be able to see the light of day again!!!

Tristan: *glup*

Joey: Be honest with her! Unless it is a white lie...

Tristan: *Counts on fingers...* Ummm Joey that's 11 rules...

Joey: Hmmmm So it is.... Anyways you are now prepared to date my sister!

Tristan: Ummm... Joey I do like your sister.. But...

Joey: But what?

Tristan: No.. But I'm already dating her...

Joey: WHAT?! WHY I OUTTA KICK YOU ROMEO BUTT!!!

Tristan: Cool it Joey... I was kidding... *thinks: Or was I?..*