I'm the only punk guardie, oh-whoa,
I'm the only one I know,
I'm the only punk guardie, oh-whoa,
In my band…
I show up for tryouts with my best friend Krista,
Only to find out they're all playin Twister…
I'm the only punk guardie, oh-whoa,
In my band…
Well, me and the senior, we both hate Avril,
But I've got this crazy yearning for metal…
I'm the only punk guardie, oh-whoa,
In my band…
I made a wish to the Goddess of Rhythm,
That we can get some Hot Topic uniforms this season,
I'm the only punk guardie, oh-whoa,
In my band…
These long grueling practices are taking their toll,
I'm starting to giggle at the end of every go…
I'm the only punk guardie, oh-whoa,
I'm the only one I know…
I'm the only punk guardie, oh-whoa,
In my band…