I'm Baaaaccckkk !!!!
Chappie 2 is here
Tons of thanx to the reviewers.(I'm working on the grammars)
Feel free to review, comments, suggest, flame (okay but don't burn me to crisp.. alright? )
Ok I hate this part: I disclaim, HxH and all of it's character don't belong to me (but I own the baby and Jerica woohoo)
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" No-no-no no oh no This. Is. Not. Happening!" Kurapika watched in horrify as the darkened shade spread down to his favorite extra-soft-cherry-blossom-printed bedcover.
Diaper. Diaper.. I need a diaper I NEED A DIAPER!!!! GOD DAMNED!!! (-)
"nnnnNNNNNYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhh !!!!"
*the baby's screaming*
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"That's sounds like a baby's crying"The girl narrowed her indigo eyes in suspect.
"Uumh? There is no baby in this house" Leorio frowned What the hell is that noise?
Kurapika's door slammed open, he's holding something covered in blanket, sounds like the noise came out of it. "LEORIO!!! GET A DIAPER!!! QUICK!!!"He yelled at him.
"Nani ? What for?! Wait What is That?IS that a bab-?!"
WHACK!!!! *Jerica slaps him*
"YOU. You you JERK!!!! YOU HAD A BAS***D CHILD???!!! With HER?!? LEORIO!!!! How.. HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?!?!?" Squealed the girl, pointing at him furiously. Tears were running down her eyes.
"AND YOU!!!" she's turning to the sweatdropped blond, " YOU STOLE MY LEORIO!!! YOU FLAT-CHESTED BI**H!!!" More tears were flooding out. She wiped her face in disgust, marched out of the house, slamming the door behind, leaving Leorio with huge red palm-shaped mark on his cheek.
Aww that's hurt
That must be hurtthe blond thought
For a moment the two forgot about the noise, until
Kurapika blinked, he could feel something wet on his hands
"nnnnNNNNNYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhh !!!!"
*The baby's screaming again*
"DI-D-DIAPEERRR!!!!! LEORIOOOOO!!!!"
"WHAT?! WHO.. WHO'S BABY IS THAT???? Where, no, How, I mean-"
"JUST-GET-THE-F***ING-DIAPER!!!! HURRY-UP!!! (-)
"BUT I-DON'T-HAVE-ANY-DIAPERS-SUPPLIES!!!"
"nnnnNNNNNYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhh !!!!"
*The baby was keep on screaming*
"WELL GET ANYTHING TO STOP HIM PISSING ON ME!!!"
Allright oh BoyLeorio rushed to the dining room and back with some cloth in his hand. He folded it into triangle shape. "Allright put him on the table." Carefully he changed the baby's wet diaper with that cloth. "Okay there you go." He said, after pinned it. Slowly the baby stopped crying.
"Now, " he turned back to Kurapika , "Could you tell me who-" he stopped his question, sweatdropped, looking at the maximum raged scarlet-eyed Kurapika. oh now what ?
The boy pull his collar shirt, forced him to bent down face to face *bulging vein in his head*, "You-owe-me-some-explanation-for-insulting-my-masculinity!! And it better be a good one, or else!!" He hissed in a scary snaky voice.
"Well" The tall guy opened his mouth.
"Shuttup !!! I don't wanna hear some silly explanation now, I want to take a bath first!!" Snapped Kurapika furiously.
The Baby chuckled. The two watched in Horrify no, no, don't cry
He didn't cry. The two sighed.
*Leorio whispering* "You better not yelling It could scare the baby and he'll burst crying again!!"
The blonde glared him with 'ore wa omae o korosu' eyes, he pushed him aside roughly and made his way to the bathroom which was inside his room.
"Whose baby is that?" asked Leorio, couldn't help his curiosity
"Read that letter in his blanket!" Answered him, almost yelling.
The pediatrician sighed, then he spotted the letter. He read it and sighed again so much things happened in a day
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The hot shower never felt that good before, Kurapika lured extra soap on his skin, took his time enjoying every drops of the hot water. Few minutes later he ended it up. He wrapped a towel around his waist and opened the door.
And there, in his room, Leorio, slack jawed, staring at him.
"No.. I don't mean to I-I-I I went to my closet and the baby bottle was gone I-I thought you took it " He's trying to explain, but it was no use.
The steamy fresh boy held up his chained fist. Leorio closed his eyes Oh God, make it quick
A 'bonk' was heard, then Leorio came out of the blonde's room, black-eyed. Moment's later Kurapika's out with some paper and a pencil on his hand. He handed those to him.
He read Kurapika's writing on it.
I'm sure if I talk to you directly, I won't be able to help myself to yell or doing something that might wake that baby again, so we'd better talk trough a note. Now, go with your explanation, Who's that girl?
Leorio sighed, writing an answer and gave it back
She's my mother's counsin's doughter we're Grandcousins
Kurapika raised an eyebrow Grandcousin ? Never heard such a thing
Right Now, WHY WERE YOU REFERED ME AS A SHE?!?I'M A GUY, YOU PERVERT!!! YOU'VE SEEN IT YOURSELF!!! AND THAT LOVER THING AND THAT FUSS ABOUT I STOLE YOU FROM HER, AND SHE CALLED THE BABY A BAS***D?!! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON BETWEEN YOU TWO?!?! He wrote
Leorio read it and took a deep breath, slowly wrote the answer.
See we are (scratched) we've been (scratched) *sighed* Our mother had made a silly engagement when we're just babies, that if we've reach age twenty s *paused* (scratched), that if we've reached certain ages and the two of us are single I'll marry her. He handed it over
THAT'S NONE OF MY BUSSINESS!!! THAT DOESN'T EXPLAINED WHY WERE YOU REFERED ME AS A FEMALE!!! He wrote back
The taller man was gulping
Well I told her that I was taken she's furious and insisted to see my girlfriend.
Who is who? Wrote the blonde
Well I don't have one so I decided to take her home and hoped that you'll give me a favor topretend to be *cough* my girlfrie (scratched) my lover? He read what he just wrote and hesitated.
Kurapika snapped the chat paper unpatiently and read it.
Leorio watched in scare as he saw some bulging veins appeared in the blonde's forehead and fists. He wrote an answer 'excitedly' that he broke the wooden pencil.
This is DEFINITELY NOT GOOD..!!! Leorio whispered, "Now now Kurapika don't be mad at me I'm just-" He stopped the line, stared by a pair of emerald eyes no scarlet ones. *gulp*
Kurapika stopped writing, stared. Then smacked the paper into Leorio's face and hissed,"I'm gonna kill you!"
"You'll wake the baby!" Wailed the pediatrician
"Don't worry, I'll make least sound!" He whispered diabolically
GOD! PLEASE MAKE IT QUICK!!! He closed his eyes
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"TADAIIIIIIMAAAAAAAAAAAA!"Said Gon in a cheerful voice. He's just fishing in the river nearby and now he's home with a bucket full of fish. No one's answering. The house was strangely quiet. He went to the living room and found Kurapika with his scarlet eyes and black&blue Leorio next to him.
" ne What's wrong with you two?"
He approached the couch the two was sitting on, and saw a sleeping baby between the pillows.
"Haaaa. KAWAAAAIIII!!!!!"
"Sssshhhhh. You'll wake him up " hissed Leorio
"Sorry." Whisper the spiky head, still staring at the sleeping baby
"Anou Leorio.. Whose baby is that? Your patient's? Why's he wearing a napkin for diaper?"
"WHAT?!?! A NAPKIN?!? WHICH NAPKIN?!?" Kurapika strode to see the baby, he didn't notice before that the cloth Leorio's using was a napkin.. Hopefully not his favorite napkin.
The he saw that, the napkin the baby's wearing was his crimson white polkadotted one. His favorite one, the one that he bought with through an irritating long bargain in the market.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"He's screaming, pulling his hair frantically.
The baby opened his eyes, and his mouth.
"nnnnNNNNNYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhh !!!!"
*The baby's crying*
"Gooonnn. Calm down the baby will yaEuhg !"Leorio choked as Kurapika strangled him with his tie and started to shake him mercilessly.
*shakeshakeshake* "I JUST WANT TO HAVE A NICE SPARE TIME AND READING A BOOK FOR GOD'S SAKE, THAT'S HARM NOBODY !!! RIGHT-RIGHT-RIGHT?!?!
*Leorio dizzy* "Rrrrright*chuckle* "
*shakeshakeshake*" BUT THEN A BABY SHOWED OFF IN FRONT OF THE DOOR, MAKIN HELLAVA NOISE !!AND HIS FATHER WANT ME TO PLAY BABYSITTER!! AND YOU!!!! YOU AND YOURFIANCEE!!! REFERED ME AS A SHE??!!! THAT BABY PISSED MY FAVORITE BEDCOVER AND MY CLOTH, AND NOW YOU'RE USING MY FAVORITE NAPKIN FOR HIS DIAPER!!!??? NOW YOU WANT ME TO PRETEND TO BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND!!!??? WHAT NEXT???!!! YOU WANT ME TO WEAR A DRESS AND PUT SOME MAKE UP ON???!!! I SHALL KILL YOU TWICE FOR THIS!!!!"
"nnnnNNNNNYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhh !!!!"
*The baby's crying*
*Gon rocking him gently, sweatdropped*
Geez Poor Leorio..
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"Tadaima !!!" Said a silver haired boy, entering the house with box of cakes he bought from the bakery. No one answered, instead there were loads of loud noises inside.
"nnnnNNNNNYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhh !!!!"
What's that? Sound's like a baby?
BONK!!! Huh?
"Itai TASUKETE KURE!" Ah..Leorio's voice
"That's for calling me honey!!!" Oh Kurapika's mad
WHAM!!! Auch sounds hurt
"That's for calling me pumpkin!!!" Huh? Who called who what?
"nnnnNNNNNYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhh !!!!"yikes..!
"Kurapika, please stop!!! *Recognize the high-pitched sound* it's Gon's voice What's going on in here?
CRASHH!!! I hope nothing break
"That's for staring me after the shower, you pervert!!!" wow, Leorio did that again ?
He got into the living room, amazed watching the chaos, Kurapika's beating the hell out of Leorio while Gon's holding something that's shrieking like a baby, trying to stop the berserk blonde boy.
Gon spotted him, looked like he was almost crying too. Oddly funny, "Killua, please stop them!" The spiky head wailed desperately at him.
Killua grinned and raised his hand, "Piece of cake."
"Nomatte, dameyo! Don't use--!" Gon yelled
BbbbbZZZZZZZZzzzzzzTTTTttttt !!!!
"--that..." ( . )
Too late. Killua stroked them with his electrified nen. But it stopped the fight indeed. Kurapika fell to the floor while Leorio gasped for air, both in semi-crispy mode.
"Killua." *Gon sweatdropped*
Killua grinned, in his neko-mode ( =^_____^=)
"You killed him!" Said Leorio
"Nahh.. He's just passed out. He'll be awake soon." Said the young Zoldick. He approached Gon and looked at the baby. "Whose baby is that?"
"Euh Dunno, Leorio ?"
"Long story, tell ya later." *dragging Kurapika to his room*
Killua shrugged his shoulder and went to the kitchen, placing his cakes on the refrigerator then he realized something was missing
"GGAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH WHERE'S MY VANILLA MILK???!!! SOMEONE STOLE IT!!!!! GOOOOOONNNN, MY VANILLA MILK IS GONEEEEEEEE!!!!"Screamed the silver haired.
"nnnnNNNNNYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhh!!!!" The half calmed down baby Gon's been trying to handle burst out crying again
Uh-oh This would be a long-long day*Gon sweatdropped*
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So How was that? Chaos ne? Nah be lot more chaos on Chappie3 so stay tunned !!!!Well please review and if there's grammatical errors, feel free to correct me!!!!
Note
Nani = what
Ore wa omae o korosu = I am going to kill you
Tadaima = I'm home
Tasukete kure = help me
Matte = wait
Dameyo =don't