Happy Odd Family Chapter 3: Four Guys and an Unnamed Baby, a hunter x hunter fanfic

Chapter 3 is here

Pheww. I'm searching for HxH OST ANYONE PLEASE HEEEELLLPP MEEEESobbs

Anyway the plot will be a bit twist and turns but I'll come up with simple explanation

Ummm I'm a bit confused whether I spelled the Zoldick kids ( are they Irumi, Miruki, Kirua, Karuto, or Illumi, Milluki, Killua, Kalluto ??? even someone spelled Kalluto, Caillt ) Killua obviously spells like that (as you guys saw in the anime).. but the others gaaahh but I chose the letter l for all of them (actually I kinda like r better, but Killua's using l, so I guess I'll crash on l for the others too)

So fans of Hisoka, Illumi, Kalluto, Milluki (?), Hanzo, prepare yourself coz they gonna take part in this chaos too in ways that you guys can't imaginesome slight anime crossovers, but it won't be anyone you don't know.

It's December 24th, 11 pm ,Christmas eve, Santa's on the way, Merry Christmas to those who's celebrating (^____^)

BTW Talissa chan, I saw you in hunter hq's guestbook

You KNOW I don't have HxH characters, so don't tell me to disclaim, you know it's hurt you're torturing me *sniff*

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Killua and Gon were lying in the bed inside their room upstairs, Gon was playing with the Baby. The baby was 'Daa-Daa-Daa'ing in amusement, seems like Gon could handle him better than anyone else in the house. Killua was yawning, lazily looked at his spikyhead pal who was 'Kawaii'ing the baby every ten seconds.

"NeGon give the baby a break to sleep will ya "

*The baby burping out loud*

"KYAAA KAWAAAAII!!" Gon gently tapped the baby' s back, sending more series of burps in various tones.

"KYAAA KAWAAAAII!!" (^.^)

*The Baby chuckle as Gon tickles his stomach*

"KYAAA KAWAII!! Killua have you ever seen such a cute baby? I love babies..!!!"

Killua sweatdropped ". Euh.. Wait till he's pissing on you.." ( -.- );

"Killua ?"

"Ne?"

"Ummm. Why did Leorio's fiancee thought that this baby was Leorio and Kurapika's? I mean I know that she doesn't know that Kurapika was a guy but even if he's a she Kurapika and Leorio couldn't possibly had a baby they're not married."

The silver hair frowned, "People don't have to be married to have a baby Gon .!"

".. Sonna . Eh, Killua. ?"

"Hmmnnn?" *yawning*

"I thought the herons would only deliver baby to married couples?"

Killua opened his eyes, "Herons?" ( -_o )

"Yea Mito-san told me that baby was delivered by herons all over the world, and since I love babies so much I asked her if we could order one, but she said that they will only deliver the baby to those who were married."

The Henka boy sweatdropped uh-oh something's not right, "Gon How old were you when Mito-san told you that herons story?" ( o_o )

"Umm. Around six I guess but you said that people don't have to be married to have a baby. I guess they've changed the rule then.?"

". Yea I . Guess" Has he no idea where babies actually came from?

"Hey Killua!!! If what you had said is true then we also could have a baby for ourselves (^________^)!" He said eagerly with innocent-purely-clueless face of his.

Killua almost fell off the bed, he stared at the said boy with loads of disbelief in his eyes, "Gon. We. Can. Not." (0_0;;)

"Whhhhhhyyyyy noooot, look! *Held the baby in front of Killua's nose* Look at him! He's so cute but his father can come back and take him at anytime, so we better have one for ourselves!!! Please-please-please??? Pretty please ?? *puppy dog eyes* Puuuuuuuh-leeeeeeeease Killua ??? I'll pay for the order fee, and I'll take care of the baby myself, I won't bother you!!! All you have to do is browsing some information in the Internet of where we can find herons with some babies in stock!" He crawled toward the slack-jawed, widened-eyes, heavily sweatdropped boy.

The amazed-with-his-bestfriend's-stupidity assassin crawled backwards reluctantly, avoiding Gon's puppy dog eyes and his anxious rain of please.

"Please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please Killua?????"

"Ne-ne Gon Having a baby is not like Having a pet!!! it's rising a human being !!!"

"I know I'll take the full responsibility all right? I raised whale island's king of forest remember I can handle a baby!!!!" *widened his puppy dog eyes (yes, it is possible)*

Slunk! Killua fell of the bed. But it didn't stop the Kyouka boy from begging him. Eventually the young assassin's spine met the corner of the room, there was no more space to crawl back. He stared in horror, trying to find some good excuse to stop the spikyhead's maniacal request.

"Gon stop it. "The silver hair wailed

"GON STOP IT" He yelled.

"Please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please-please-pleas--???"

"GON!!!!"Killua grabbed his shoulder, eye met eye, "Do-you-know-where-were-exactly-babies-came-from??"

"Mito-san told me that they come from the heaven, delivered by the herons and put it in mother's tummy for a while coz the babies were having a jetlag during the journey from heaven to earth" He answered flatly but completely shocked the Henka boy

"AAAAAGGGHhhhh. Mito-san BAAAAAKKKaaaa" Killua's shrieking his frustration, arching his messy hair.

"Mito'san is not baka okay she's wrong at saying that the herons will only deliver babies for those who were married, but she is---"

"NO NO NO NOT that.. GON!!!! There were NO herons!!! It is the couples themselves who made the babies you see--"

"Really??? HOW??? We can make our own baby then!!! How? How? How?"

"NO. No, we can't it's.--"

"Huh? But we are couple aren't we?? Why can't we? Why? Why? Why?"

"Yea B-b-but you see the couple loved each other ack! see--"

"But I DO LOVE YOU KILLUA!!! Don't you love me too?? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Do you, do you, do you feel like I feel???" (^______^)

Baka-baka-baka-baka-baka- stew-pid idiot baka !!!! (////) Killua felt like he was just gonna faint on the spot instantly.

"Do you, do you, do you feel like I feel???" He kept retorting (or singing?) the question.

"I I I I-I L-Love You Gon !!*blushing uncontrollably*!! But we just can't!!!" (///////) WHAT AM I SAYIN??

"Sure we can! I'll be the mother and you'll be the father as simple as that, you don't have to carry that baby in your tummy, I'll be the one who do that!" Gon was keep trying to convince him.

"Now-now-now, Gon. Listen. To. Me. When a couple loves each other they were.. Having they were.. Doing. Something that resulting the baby " (@_@ ;;;;)

"What thing? Can't we just do that too???" He drew himself less than inch to Killua's and he widened his grin (^____________^) and his honey brown eyes. He knew that Killua wouldn't be able to reject him that way.

Other way, Killua just wanted to dig a hole and curled himself there. He would rather swallow a whole paprika along with it's seeds or stuck a fat wriggling worms to the fishing hook or anything but answering that sweet idiot's question.

Suddenly the door swung open, "Dinner boys!" Leorio announced, gave a puzzled look as he noticed the two in the corner.

"Great!!! I'm starving!" Killua immediately stood up and made his way downstairs before Gon could do anything Pheww saved by the dinner

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So there they were, having a dinner in the dining room. Kurapika was giving Leorio a total silent treatment, buried himself in his rice bowl. Gon was next to him, still staring Killua, who was sitting in front of him, with half questioning half begging eyes. Killua threw his gaze at Leorio, avoiding him. Leorio was pretending to be busied by his chopsticks, but once or twice he took a glance at Kurapika still completely ignored him.

The baby was not sleeping, but he remained calm, lying in the fluffy couch everybody could see from the dining table.

Gon watched Killua impatiently, tried to catch the silver hair's attention, but he kept on looked at another direction. Five minutes passed, . FifteenKurapika had already put his chopsticks down, finished.

Allright I have to break this creepy tense going on and Killua, You have to answer me ! He thought, sending Killua a glare telepathy, tapped the table with both of his palms .

Killua accidentally met his eyes, and caught his message. No oh no Now he's gonna ask me that question in public Gon. Dameyo !

But the spikyhead's eyes answered back Oh, yes, I will

Gon opened his mouth, "Killua --"

"H-HEY!" Killua snapped his sentence with unconsciously loud voice. But he immediately sweatdropped as the three pairs of eyes in the table was on him, waiting for what they thought he's going to say well, that's the problem, he meant to say nothing, he just wanted Gon to stop his question. He smirked awkwardly, scratching his head, searching something, no, anything to say.

Gon sighed and meant to continue his line, "Killua, where--"

"HEY GON!!Aww.. c'mon Killua say something to distract him thinkthinkthink You know T-Th-The Baby the baby-the baby BAKA!!! You're babbling Killua The Baby the baby what? Whatwhatwhat? (@-@;;) The baby Right! That's it! You know the baby umm we should give him a name, right? I mean we can't keep calling him the baby ?!"

Gon stared still, then he nodded in agreement, "Right! Kurapika, Leorio ?"

Killua sighed heavily, cheered in relief inside.

"Surewe have to." The pediatrician nodded as well while Kurapika 'hmm'ing in agreement.

"Any ideas guys?" Three dropped dim.

"How about Buculus?" Leorio suggested

"What was that? Sounds like a plague's name!" Kurapika suddenly spoke.

"No It's not! It's a great name, it's a Latin for young bull!"

"It's hideous!" said The Blonde's frontally.

"Well have you any better idea then?" Leorio gave up

"How about Garaldar, old fashioned name it is, but sounds great, isn't it?"

"Yea then we can add barbarian for his middle name! What kind of name is that? Sound's totally barbarian!" Leorio rolled his eyes

"No it's not ! Garaldar is a great hero from the middle east at the age of Roman Empire!"

"So he is a barbarian! Forget it Kurapika, that name is too brutal for that innocent baby!"

Kurapika sighed, "At least it as better than that Brutullus thing of yours!"

"It's Buculus ! And you'd better find other name too."

"Kay what about Quellegebiet, sounds antique and meaningful ?"

"Huh Wassat again?"

" Quellegebiet it's in German, means source!"

"God Kurapika how do we Pronounced that? Not everybody has a flexible tongue like you do "

"Allright What about Olleiyodeille ?" the blonde's came up again

" Right So I could yodeling his name? Read my lips Kurapika ; ri-di-cu-lous " Leorio mocked

"It's not ridiculous Olleiyodeille is a legendary three star licensed hunter who saved the Kinukinu tribe in Kunikuni island from extinction!"

"Gosh Kurapika you're too much reading!"

"What-ever I'm sticking with that name unless you have a better one!"

"Fine How about Feroverto ?"

"It suits you more, sounds like Pervert!" The Blonde replied sarcastically.

"Gee Kurapikaif you still mad at me, just beat me more don't blame the baby by giving him nasty names and rejecting a high qualited ones I've suggested!"

"High qualited??? A name like a plague and other sounds like pervert??? You called that high quality??"

"Oh and you suggested barbarian name and that over tongue-twisted names.*yada-yada-yada, keeps on arguing*

The other two boys watched over their argue in sweatdropped of course none of those name they've mentioned suits the baby.

"I'm feeling sorry for the baby when they finally come up with a decision, it wouldn't be a pretty name." Said Killua, shrugged his shoulder

Sweatdropped Gon sighed. He looked at the baby and sighed again, he stood up and brought him into the table.

The two stopped arguing.

"Don't bring him here, he'll make a mess!" Kurapika looked worried.

"You guys arguing without even thinking about the baby's feeling over those names. Now let the baby decided himself."

The three looked at Gon in puzzled

"Gon, he doesn't understand what we were talking about"

"Oh yes he does, just mention those name in front of him, he'll response!"

The three frowned He thought that he could understand the baby like he use to understand animals?

"Oh, well nothing to loose." Leorio ducked, face to face with the baby, "How'd you think Buculus?"

The baby chuckled then burped

Kurapika laughed victoriously, "See, he doesn't think it's good!"

"Shuttup ok Baby How about Feroverto ?"

The baby farted, every one were moving a meter's away.

Kurapika laughed louder, " Now's my turn, my turn!" He pushed Leorio aside.

"Allright honey How about Garaldar ?" First shot.

The baby stared him a while, the starts to drooling, sending Leorio laughed.

"Kay. Quellegebiet ?" Second shot

The baby chuckled, but then he slammed a glass beside him, Gon quickly caught it, spritz of water splashed the blonde's face.

Leorio was barfing.

"Fine *gritted tooth* Olleiyodeille ?" Third shot, last one.

The baby laughed Kurapika smiled, but in split second he pinched Kurapika nose, and the whole table laughed in instant.

"Mwahahahahahah see He didn't like any of those name hahahahaha but at least he likes your nose !" Leorio mocked between his laughter

"Peh ! He didn't like yours either, and at least I didn't get fart from him!"

"But at least I'm*yada-yada-yada, starts fighting*

"Yare " Gon sweatdropped, holding the baby. As their fight became louder, the baby started to chuckle, and seems like he was gonna burst out cry again

"KURApika-LeorioRIO stop fighting!!! The baby'll cry again!!!"Killua yelled at the two

The two stopped shouting, looked at the baby in horror but the baby wasn't crying he's laughing he stretched his arms and started 'daa-daa-daa'ing

"Hey he's--" Kurapika said in amaze.

"Laughing "Leorio continued his line.

Gon and Killua stared at the baby, astonished. Gon smiled, lighting bulb popped out in his mind

"He like it!" he muttered.

"Huh ? Like what?" The silverhair didn't get it.

"That name!"

"Which name?" Kurapika and Leorio asked in unison

"Killua's"

"Uh I haven't suggested any names!?"

"No, you said that just now!"

"Whaaaat?"

"KURA-RIO!!! You said that just now.. and he liked it, see ?" he held the laughing baby

Killua smiled, "So Hello, Kurario !!"

The baby grinned at that called.

"NO no that.. That's not a good name " Kurapika protested

"Uummm it's quite good, I think." Leorio commented

"No, no-no-no-no. It's not good, that's part of my name and part of his *pointing at Leorio*, those were definitely not match."

"It's cute." Gon disagreed

Killua nodded.

"No it'll bring him bad luck!!!"

"Who cares, besides, it's only a temporary name, his father surely has one for him, we'll call him Kurario until his father come back to take him." Leorio added

"No no.. No"

"Kay, lets vote, who agrees with Kurario ?" Killua announced, raising his hand

Gon and Leorio also raised their hands.

"Three against one, you lost Kurapika, fair and square!" The pediatrician said victoriously.

Kurapika stood there, feeling completely tricked, "You you plot all of this against me!!!" He marched angrily to his room and slammed the door, leaving the sweatdropped three.

Moments later he came out, walking toward Killua and grabbed the silverhair's arm and dragged him to the front door.

"Hanase Matte Where are you taking me ?!"

"Hush! I'm going to the supermarket to buy diapers and other stuffs, and you are going to help me!"

"Why me? Why not Gon or Leorio !" He wailed.

"Because if you're not helping me out, I swear I'll cook rainbow stew every day for dinner! Every. Single. Day." He said, in the menacing kind of voice.

Killua sighed, rainbow stew was Kurapika's nickname for the red, yellow, orange and green paprika stew (if there was the blue ones, he'll add that too, shortly every color of paprika), the recipe he got from Mito-san, yucky-yucky-yuckywell at least he didn't have to stay at home and wash the dishes and facing Gon's question, and maybe he could get some sweets laterYummm.. That thought was making him followed the blonde voluntary.

"Kurapika !"

"What?!"

"You owe me a bottle of Vanilla milk ."

*Kurapika grumbled*

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Meanwhile inside the house, Leorio and Gon were washing up the dishes in dim. Kurario was playing the pillows in the couch

"Anou LeorioCan I ask something? I was going to ask Killua, but I didn't have a chance."

"Hmmm? Ask me anything Gon " Responded the pediatrician in maximum confidence, wearing his doctor-ish wise face.

"Anou how did human made their babies?" Simple question indeed.

That stroke the older man, a dish nearly slipped off his hand.

"Hmmm?" (^______^) The boy demanding an answer, staring at him with his soft honey colored eyes.

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Well that was long ( at least longer that the previous chapter) So Like it? Hate it??? Lemme Know!!! REVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEW please-please-pleaseeeeeeeeeee??? And stay Tuned !!!!