This is a story, it is about the Character Link. from Zelda. Please read
and tell me your thoughts. the next chapter is written but I won't post it
until you write a review!
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HMMM...nothing is around just........
Darkness... nothing but darkness and the severe cries for help.. Or for joy?
Screams fulfilled the forest, for fear or pleasure?
A witch's cackle stormed through the night sky, for evil or for fun?
A horse's neigh, a wolf's howl and a little boys cry...
OK OK OK...WHAT IS HAPPENING!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Navi - Stop look listen!
Link - Oh shut up!
Navi - Stop look listen!
Link - (mimicking the stupid fairy) stop look listen, stop look listen..
Navi - hey you little bastard STOP LOOK AND FRICKIN LISTEN.
Dumbfounded link sat down looking at the fairy.
Navi - Listen you pathetic little boy, if it wasn't for me you wouldn't be here. so why don't you do as I tell you and bloody listen. OKAY?
Link - (nods.still amazed that the fairy had just sworn at him)
Navi - Right, now the screams and howls, the noises..
Link - (looking around) yeeess...
Navi - (feeling really stupid) Now does little baby link know what it is? Or is poor baby link a wittle scaredy cat?? Hmm??
Link - (gives the fairy the finger and stands up) Of course I know what it is STUPID. Its .
Navi - (whisper) *psst* your not supposed to tell the people. its against the rules!!!
Link - Oh. ok. Ummm, I don't know what the (mimicking Dr Evil) 'noises' are, so we must have to find out.. (whispers to Navi) is that alright?
Navi - *sigh* lets go
Slowly but surely the fairy and the boy find their way through the forest. The screams are intensified and can be heard clearly... it is ..
GANNONDORF AND RUTO?????
Link stares straight at his foe and then over to his supposable 'lover'
Link - hey. Navi. she looks pretty good!
Navi - (Eyes wide open staring straight at Ruto) *wolf whistle* DAMN!
Link - Dude, where is the video camera when you need it?
Link fiddles with a pouch while Navi has his eyes fixed on Ruto... Gannondorf still hasn't noticed them both.. But Ruto has..
Ruto - Oh Ganny, say my name... whats my name.
Gannondorf - *mutter mutter mutter*
Ruto - Scream it bitch
Gannondorf - Princess Ruto, daughter of the king and beauty of my heart.
Ruto - My full name! come on *scream* now do it now!
Gannondorf - Pincess Scruto much, daughter of king Fatsalota waste and the beauty of my..h..e.a.r..t. *finishes his business*
Ruto - Hmm, thank you..
Gannondorf is laying on the floor completely stuffed..
Gannondorf - Damn. your.good.
Ruto - Yes baby, but Link is better!
Link - Damn straight...
Navi is staring wondering what the hell is going on.
Link notices and explains the whole thing..
Too bad I won't tell until I get some reviews! Tell me what you think and I will post the 2nd part!
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HMMM...nothing is around just........
Darkness... nothing but darkness and the severe cries for help.. Or for joy?
Screams fulfilled the forest, for fear or pleasure?
A witch's cackle stormed through the night sky, for evil or for fun?
A horse's neigh, a wolf's howl and a little boys cry...
OK OK OK...WHAT IS HAPPENING!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Navi - Stop look listen!
Link - Oh shut up!
Navi - Stop look listen!
Link - (mimicking the stupid fairy) stop look listen, stop look listen..
Navi - hey you little bastard STOP LOOK AND FRICKIN LISTEN.
Dumbfounded link sat down looking at the fairy.
Navi - Listen you pathetic little boy, if it wasn't for me you wouldn't be here. so why don't you do as I tell you and bloody listen. OKAY?
Link - (nods.still amazed that the fairy had just sworn at him)
Navi - Right, now the screams and howls, the noises..
Link - (looking around) yeeess...
Navi - (feeling really stupid) Now does little baby link know what it is? Or is poor baby link a wittle scaredy cat?? Hmm??
Link - (gives the fairy the finger and stands up) Of course I know what it is STUPID. Its .
Navi - (whisper) *psst* your not supposed to tell the people. its against the rules!!!
Link - Oh. ok. Ummm, I don't know what the (mimicking Dr Evil) 'noises' are, so we must have to find out.. (whispers to Navi) is that alright?
Navi - *sigh* lets go
Slowly but surely the fairy and the boy find their way through the forest. The screams are intensified and can be heard clearly... it is ..
GANNONDORF AND RUTO?????
Link stares straight at his foe and then over to his supposable 'lover'
Link - hey. Navi. she looks pretty good!
Navi - (Eyes wide open staring straight at Ruto) *wolf whistle* DAMN!
Link - Dude, where is the video camera when you need it?
Link fiddles with a pouch while Navi has his eyes fixed on Ruto... Gannondorf still hasn't noticed them both.. But Ruto has..
Ruto - Oh Ganny, say my name... whats my name.
Gannondorf - *mutter mutter mutter*
Ruto - Scream it bitch
Gannondorf - Princess Ruto, daughter of the king and beauty of my heart.
Ruto - My full name! come on *scream* now do it now!
Gannondorf - Pincess Scruto much, daughter of king Fatsalota waste and the beauty of my..h..e.a.r..t. *finishes his business*
Ruto - Hmm, thank you..
Gannondorf is laying on the floor completely stuffed..
Gannondorf - Damn. your.good.
Ruto - Yes baby, but Link is better!
Link - Damn straight...
Navi is staring wondering what the hell is going on.
Link notices and explains the whole thing..
Too bad I won't tell until I get some reviews! Tell me what you think and I will post the 2nd part!