Disclaimer: Umm if I was my usual self and if it wasn't 3 a.m. on a Saturday night I would say something witty but I can't so let's just go with: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh!
Yoru: *tiredly* Umm my brain is broked.
Seto: That's because you stay up half the night trying to type.
Yoru: *hits Seto* Ignore him he is pissed because I changed the voice on his computer.
Seto: It's my voice so now I'm talking to myself and feeling like an idiot.
Bakura: Just feeling what happened to being?
Tsuki: Wait you actually changed his voice!
Yoru: Yep cuz it was a female's voice and lately he's been spending too much time with it.
Neko: Having an affair with a machine when you've got my sister...Seto you naughty boy.
Yami: Someone isn't getting enough.... I wonder whose fault it is....
Yugi: *kawaiily* Can we get back to the story now onegai?
Yoru: *ruffles Yugi's hair* Hai Yugi-chan.
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Seto Kaiba walked upstairs. "Yoru what are you doing?" He asked coming into the room.
Yoru was standing there with a small controller in her hand frantically pushing a large red button.
"Seto *sniff* my shoe thingy won't turn!"
"*Exasperated sigh* Yoru dear, you aren't pushing the right button." He said watching the racks of clothes switch back and forth. "Push this button." He said taking the controller from her. He pushed a small button and her shoes begin to turn.
"Yay! You fixed it and now my shoes turn ^_^!"
"Now look this button here *pushes big red one* turns your pants. See? And this one *pushes small green one* turns your shirts. And this one * pushes white button* turns your shoes."
Yoru looks up and sees her shoes turning ^_^. Then she looks down and sees Seto pushing the button.
"But Seto that's not the right button." Yoru said.
"*Exasperated sigh* Look dear this is shoes this one pants, this one tops, and *takes breath* this one bets and other accessories." Seto explained.
"But that one says pants." Said Yoru.
"No Yoru, *exasperated sigh* The description of the button is above it not below it."
"But that's not how normal people do it." Yoru protested.
"I'm a millionaire, CEO of a major technological company, and you're my girlfriend. Now does any of that sound normal to you?" Seto asked grinning.
"No, that makes you extraordinary." Yoru said smiling.
Suddenly shouts can be heard from downstairs, followed by someone shouting "now you've done it! Seto's going to kill you!"
"Oh my God what did they do?!" Seto asked, racing downstairs, followed closely by Yoru.
The scene at the bottom of the stairs surprised him. Bakura sitting there with his fingers shoved up his nose while Tsuki quickly puts her hand over it to cover up the blood. Neko is punching Yami and Malik is laughing his ass off. Mariku is sitting there with his arms crossed watching the whole thing. Seto looks down and sees a small bright red spot on his cream colored carpet.
"Not my carpet! I just got it done last week! And how the hell did you manage to get blood on it, and why are you..." Seto exploded.
Yoru pulls out her sledgehammer and calmly walks over to the computer. " Seto! Shut up or I swear I'll bash this thing till all that's left of it is a chip of a chip and then I'll smash that!"
"No please have mercy!" The computer screamed.
" Yoru why are you always attacking my computer?" Seto asked, trying to decide whether he should try to save his computer and take the chance of pissing Yoru off or make her happy and pray she doesn't bash the computer just for the hell of it.
"Because I must have power, and it's fun watching you beg ^_^" Yoru said. "Now guys, what the hell happened?"
"Well, Bakura said something to Yami about making Yugi carry all the shopping bags, which pissed Yami off and there was a fight, and Yami hit Bakura in the face. Then Neko hit Yami for fighting and I tried to stop Bakura's nose from bleeding but I wasn't fast enough to keep it from Seto's white carpet."
"It's cream."
"Seto why does the fact that there is one spot of blood on your carpet bother you so much I mean you get it done every weekend anyway." Yoru said.
"So I like my carpet nice and clean, do you have a problem with that?" Seto asked defensively.
"Not the carpet, but every weekend? Ra Seto what happens to it that you have to get it done every weekend? You leave me no money to shop with."
"You get it done every weekend Seto?" Asked Neko.
"Wow even I'm not that picky." Mizu said.
Seto looked at Yoru. "Why do you always have to talk about personnel things in front t of them?"
"Because it's fun seeing you embarrassed. It's a turn on." Yoru said seductively.
"I'm not...really? Well then, I'll have to let you embarrass me a little more often." Seto said smiling.
"Uh oh, looks like Seto is gonna get some tonight!" Neko said.
"Anyway I need your platinum card and car keys." Yoru said.
"Uhhh didn't you guys just get back from shopping?" Seto asked.
Tsuki sighed and tolled her eyes. "Men, they never understand."
Yoru agreed as all the men collectively shouted "Hey!" except for Malik who has just stopped laughing and was now looking all around all confused.
"We have to get supplies for the party we're holding here tonight." Yoru explained.
"A party? At my house? And I'm just now finding out about it!" Seto exclaimed.
"Please Seto, we'll be in our Egyptian dresses just for all you guys."
The guys eyes when wild as each looked to their respective girlfriends.
"Really?" Yami asked Neko.
"Yup." She replied, watching him blush, a color that matched his eyes.
"Now Seto give us your card like a good boy."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Seto: Hey can we do that in real life?
Yoru: We'll see *leans over and whispers something soft and low in his ear*
Seto: *blushes*
Neko: I think Seto really is getting some tonight.
Yami: What about me?
Bakura: Awww poor Pharaoh not getting any from his woman lately?
Yami: Shut up Tomb Raider...
Tsuki: Bakura stop it or we won't play look but no touch tonight, and you know how much you love that game.
Yoru: Anyway, please review guys it boosts my ego ^_^
Seto; Yeah, and when she's happy, she makes me happy so for my sake, do the three r's.
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