Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets: Dr Seuss' style
A/N: In class we had to write like Dr. Seuss so I tried to do Harry Potter.
it doesn't start out in the beginning because I couldn't think of anything
for Dobby's warning so the story begins when he hears the voice. Well
enjoy!
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I heard an eerie voice in the wall
So I chased it down the hall
I went long and far and far and long
Until I saw the bloody wall.
Beware, Beware the heir is here
The Muggle borns should run in fear.
Mrs. Norris hanged so still
While Flich began to write her will
Dumbledore: Do not worry your sill head
Your dear old cat is not so dead
The next thing I knew the Quidditch game was through
And all of the Slytherins went pooh who
Gilderoy Lockhart came to my side
And I just wanted to shout, "Let me die."
That night I laid in the hospital wing
While I heard sounds that went cling, cling
It so happened that Colin was smack
Just like what happened to that dear old cat
The next thing I knew
Justin was too
And so was dear Nick
Oh let him not be sick
Hermione and a Ravenclaw girl
Both got hit and lost their curls
In bed they laid for the rest of the day
Until Ron and I found our way
Down in the Chamber I was
Where I found Tom and what was above?
A snake, a snake
Oh my god it is a wake!
Help me, help me what do I do
The sorting hat: put me on or you'll be doomed
I did what I was suppose to do
But now I feel like a weird old loon
A sword came out of the school's old hat
And now I wave it around like it was a bat.
I fought really hard and I kill the snake
Now everyone is finally awake.
A/N: In class we had to write like Dr. Seuss so I tried to do Harry Potter.
it doesn't start out in the beginning because I couldn't think of anything
for Dobby's warning so the story begins when he hears the voice. Well
enjoy!
~*~*~
I heard an eerie voice in the wall
So I chased it down the hall
I went long and far and far and long
Until I saw the bloody wall.
Beware, Beware the heir is here
The Muggle borns should run in fear.
Mrs. Norris hanged so still
While Flich began to write her will
Dumbledore: Do not worry your sill head
Your dear old cat is not so dead
The next thing I knew the Quidditch game was through
And all of the Slytherins went pooh who
Gilderoy Lockhart came to my side
And I just wanted to shout, "Let me die."
That night I laid in the hospital wing
While I heard sounds that went cling, cling
It so happened that Colin was smack
Just like what happened to that dear old cat
The next thing I knew
Justin was too
And so was dear Nick
Oh let him not be sick
Hermione and a Ravenclaw girl
Both got hit and lost their curls
In bed they laid for the rest of the day
Until Ron and I found our way
Down in the Chamber I was
Where I found Tom and what was above?
A snake, a snake
Oh my god it is a wake!
Help me, help me what do I do
The sorting hat: put me on or you'll be doomed
I did what I was suppose to do
But now I feel like a weird old loon
A sword came out of the school's old hat
And now I wave it around like it was a bat.
I fought really hard and I kill the snake
Now everyone is finally awake.