A/n Ok, here we go! The councilors finally believe me when I tell them I'm
ok. The only other thing that worries me is my health problem. Sorry if the
chapters come late but I got pre pre cancer so it's harder for me to
write.(some people in the crowd gasp but really because a man fell over
trying to exit to the restroom) It's ok people! I'll be fine, pre pre
cancer is 100% treatable so you'll still get your chapters. Besides, it
might not even turn into cancer! Though I have to go to the hospital again
in 6 months and again in a year. Does anyone agree with me when I say
whenever you go to the hospital you get shots? Oh well, I'll live with it,
it IS only a shot. Ow, my toe! I stubbed it again! WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
*sniff* go on and enjoy the story while I get a tissue.
Disclaimer: I don't own him or her or him or her or him, or her, but I own her!
Chapter five, Naraku's OOCness
Sango clapped her hands over her ears as Inuyasha let forth another extremely loud yell, then winced as Kagome smacked Inuyasha's broken arm. This routine had been going on for some time now and the other four were trying to ignore the two.
"Stop wrapping it so tight it hurts!" Inuyasha yelled as he pulled his arm away from Kagome.
"Live with it you stupid baby!" Kagome yelled back grabbing his arm roughly. Inuyasha growled and caught Kagome's wrist and squeezed.
"Either do it right or don't do it at all, but never ever insult me." Inuyasha growled for only Kagome to hear as he tightened his grip a little more. Kagome whimpered at the pain in her wrist and Inuyasha's tone. Inuyasha let her fall to the ground as Sango started trying to beat him into the ground with her boomerang. After Sango failed at hitting Inuyasha even once, she went to help Kagome.
"Are you ok?" Sango asked carefully. Kagome held up a purple-blue and puffy wrist. Inuyasha stealthily peered at it behind Sango and winced. He didn't think he'd hurt her like that, he was only trying to point out that he didn't like what she was doing. He couldn't show that he was worried though.
"Come on, we have to get moving. We've only got a short amount of time until you humans will want to rest so we have to go as far as possible." Inuyasha said but with less of his normal vigor and bite. Kagome and Sango just glared at him and turned away. Linea pranced up with a big grin on and an unconscious Miroku behind her.
"Hello!" She said happily dropping Miroku into Inuyasha's arms. Grabbing Kagome, Linea began to dance around the campsite to some strange music that appeared out of no where.
"That girl scares me." Inuyasha mumbled to no one.
"Me too." Miroku sighed. Inuyasha stared at him
"You were unconscious just a moment ago!" Inuyasha said raising an eyebrow.
"Yeah, but after a while you start waking up faster because your head starts getting harder from all the beatings." Miroku said plainly standing up.
"Um, where'd that music come from?" Inuyasha asked eyeing the overly happy demon.
"I don't know but I don't like it." Miroku answered warily.
"Perhaps maybe just maybe the music is coming from the music box over there?" Sango stated, her voice dripping with a bittersweet tone. Both boys looked carefully over at a group of bushes and spotted a cute and colorful little music box in a strange demon's hands.
"I've heard this song before!" cried Linea happily as she appeared next to the demon. Before the creature could say anything Linea snatched the music box out of its hands and hopped over to Shippo. "Here ya go Shippo!" Linea said happily handing the kitsune the colorful little box. Halfway there she dropped it onto the ground and it shattered.
"Darn." Linea stated pouting slightly. The demon screeched and jumped on her. Linea growled.
"I know you don't like that it's broken but don't take it out on me!" Linea yelled slicing the demon in half.
"Uh Linea, I don't think you should have done that." Sango whispered as a hoard of demons surrounded them.
"Don't blame me! He was the one who attacked me!" Linea whined wiping her claws on her clothes.
"No one said anything about blaming," Inuyasha stated cracking his knuckles and taking a fighting stance. "I'll actually thank you. I was wondering when I'd get to fight again." Everyone stared dumbly at him as he attacked the first line of demons.
Inuyasha used his claws to cut through the flesh on the demons. He spun and kicked out into another demon's head. Ducking to avoid an attack, Inuyasha punched out and spun in a circle using his leg to take out a couple of unlucky creatures.
Sango took the hint and pulled out her boomerang. With one strong throw she had it plummeting through the air towards another part of the demons. With a cry Sango caught the weapon again as it flew back to her and pulled out the katana she always carried for close combat. Sango dived at the creatures and sliced upwards and through a demon. Swinging the katana in a half circle Sango cut a few more demons in half. Jumping up and kicking out more creatures fell victim to the exterminator's onslaught.
Miroku thought quickly. He couldn't use "that" yet so he had to go with the staff for now. He leapt into the fray and brought the staff down onto a demon's unsuspecting head. Taking a cut in the side, Miroku quickly thrust the staff in front of him then shoved it backwards. Another couple swipes and Miroku had a path to his fellow fighters.
Linea immediately grew a big smile and hopped right into the crowd. She spun in a circle and swiped her hand forward in a quick deadly movement. Giving a shout of joy Linea hopped on top of a demon's head and punched his skull in. Jumping back into the air, Linea did a forward flip and kicked out into another demon's stomach.
Kagome didn't know what to do. She sat there in the middle of a huge circle of demons holding a shaking Shippo. Kagome turned around on impulse and stared at the sight she saw. A tiny demon sat on a rock, barely distinguishable from the rock itself, holding a small bundle of leaves in its tiny hand. Kagome nodded and took out a bow and an arrow. Pulling the shaft back and carefully aiming, Kagome let it loose and cried happily as it struck its mark and the demon fell off the rock, dead. The leaves slowly disappeared as did the demons.
Suddenly a cold laugh filled the air and clouds appeared from no where.
"Muwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha*cough*hahahahahaha*gasp*haha*croak *ha*heavy breathing with a couple of choking sounds added here*" A man in a white baboon pelt crawled out of the bushes breathing heavily.
"Naraku!" Inuyasha yelled, trying to keep a straight face.
"Inuyasha!" Naraku screamed trying to mimic Inuyasha but failing miserably.
"Where is my sword you..you.." Inuyasha began but stopping after looking at Kagome's glare.
"Is the little puppy afraid to use curse words now?" Naraku taunted but the moment was ruined as insane laughter filled the air.
"Monkey boy sucks at taunting people, and maniacal laughter!" Linea cried with little tear streams running down her face from laughing so hard.
"Ahem, I can kill you in one hit so shut up!" Naraku growled. Linea just laughed harder.
"Is a crazed demon girl bothering the great big almighty and powerful Naraku?" Inuyasha asked with a taunting tone to his voice.
"Shut up!" Naraku yelled.
"Why do you wear that stupid monkey costume anyway? Isn't it just hot and useless?" Kagome asked while giggling.
"Don't insult Mister Boom Boom!" Naraku cried hugging his pelt to him. Everyone taunted and laughed at Naraku until the man started crying and ran away screaming like a baby.
"We showed him huh Inuyasha?" Linea asked cheerfully as she patted the hanyou's shoulder. Unluckily that was where one of his unbandaged and recently reopened cuts was and Inuyasha winced. "Oh, sorry Inuyasha was that one of your cuts?" Linea asked squeezing his broken arm.
"Stop! Just don't touch me!" Inuyasha spat through gritted teeth.
"Inuyasha! Why did you go and fight if you still have wounds to heal?" Kagome asked stomping up. "You'll never get better if you don't rest and take care of them!"
"I. Don't. Need. Bandages. Or. Rest!" Inuyasha yelled emphasizing each word. Kagome grinned evilly and lightly touched his broken arm, then drove her finger hard onto it. Inuyasha winced and began to yell at her.
"It's happening again." Miroku said calmly sipping his cup of tea that he found in his deep dark pockets of pockety doom.
"Yep." Sango agreed calmly. Then she smacked him as he groped her. "Die pervert." Sango said quietly before chasing after the monk who was still drinking his tea as calmly as a person running for their life can.
************************************** a/n there we go! The next chapter. Ok remember to review guys, I want to have at least three reviews before the next chapter. I'm really sorry if Naraku was too OOC but I thought it was funny! I didn't get any reviews for last chapter! WAAAAAAHHHHH!! Ok, pulling myself together. Until next week!
Disclaimer: I don't own him or her or him or her or him, or her, but I own her!
Chapter five, Naraku's OOCness
Sango clapped her hands over her ears as Inuyasha let forth another extremely loud yell, then winced as Kagome smacked Inuyasha's broken arm. This routine had been going on for some time now and the other four were trying to ignore the two.
"Stop wrapping it so tight it hurts!" Inuyasha yelled as he pulled his arm away from Kagome.
"Live with it you stupid baby!" Kagome yelled back grabbing his arm roughly. Inuyasha growled and caught Kagome's wrist and squeezed.
"Either do it right or don't do it at all, but never ever insult me." Inuyasha growled for only Kagome to hear as he tightened his grip a little more. Kagome whimpered at the pain in her wrist and Inuyasha's tone. Inuyasha let her fall to the ground as Sango started trying to beat him into the ground with her boomerang. After Sango failed at hitting Inuyasha even once, she went to help Kagome.
"Are you ok?" Sango asked carefully. Kagome held up a purple-blue and puffy wrist. Inuyasha stealthily peered at it behind Sango and winced. He didn't think he'd hurt her like that, he was only trying to point out that he didn't like what she was doing. He couldn't show that he was worried though.
"Come on, we have to get moving. We've only got a short amount of time until you humans will want to rest so we have to go as far as possible." Inuyasha said but with less of his normal vigor and bite. Kagome and Sango just glared at him and turned away. Linea pranced up with a big grin on and an unconscious Miroku behind her.
"Hello!" She said happily dropping Miroku into Inuyasha's arms. Grabbing Kagome, Linea began to dance around the campsite to some strange music that appeared out of no where.
"That girl scares me." Inuyasha mumbled to no one.
"Me too." Miroku sighed. Inuyasha stared at him
"You were unconscious just a moment ago!" Inuyasha said raising an eyebrow.
"Yeah, but after a while you start waking up faster because your head starts getting harder from all the beatings." Miroku said plainly standing up.
"Um, where'd that music come from?" Inuyasha asked eyeing the overly happy demon.
"I don't know but I don't like it." Miroku answered warily.
"Perhaps maybe just maybe the music is coming from the music box over there?" Sango stated, her voice dripping with a bittersweet tone. Both boys looked carefully over at a group of bushes and spotted a cute and colorful little music box in a strange demon's hands.
"I've heard this song before!" cried Linea happily as she appeared next to the demon. Before the creature could say anything Linea snatched the music box out of its hands and hopped over to Shippo. "Here ya go Shippo!" Linea said happily handing the kitsune the colorful little box. Halfway there she dropped it onto the ground and it shattered.
"Darn." Linea stated pouting slightly. The demon screeched and jumped on her. Linea growled.
"I know you don't like that it's broken but don't take it out on me!" Linea yelled slicing the demon in half.
"Uh Linea, I don't think you should have done that." Sango whispered as a hoard of demons surrounded them.
"Don't blame me! He was the one who attacked me!" Linea whined wiping her claws on her clothes.
"No one said anything about blaming," Inuyasha stated cracking his knuckles and taking a fighting stance. "I'll actually thank you. I was wondering when I'd get to fight again." Everyone stared dumbly at him as he attacked the first line of demons.
Inuyasha used his claws to cut through the flesh on the demons. He spun and kicked out into another demon's head. Ducking to avoid an attack, Inuyasha punched out and spun in a circle using his leg to take out a couple of unlucky creatures.
Sango took the hint and pulled out her boomerang. With one strong throw she had it plummeting through the air towards another part of the demons. With a cry Sango caught the weapon again as it flew back to her and pulled out the katana she always carried for close combat. Sango dived at the creatures and sliced upwards and through a demon. Swinging the katana in a half circle Sango cut a few more demons in half. Jumping up and kicking out more creatures fell victim to the exterminator's onslaught.
Miroku thought quickly. He couldn't use "that" yet so he had to go with the staff for now. He leapt into the fray and brought the staff down onto a demon's unsuspecting head. Taking a cut in the side, Miroku quickly thrust the staff in front of him then shoved it backwards. Another couple swipes and Miroku had a path to his fellow fighters.
Linea immediately grew a big smile and hopped right into the crowd. She spun in a circle and swiped her hand forward in a quick deadly movement. Giving a shout of joy Linea hopped on top of a demon's head and punched his skull in. Jumping back into the air, Linea did a forward flip and kicked out into another demon's stomach.
Kagome didn't know what to do. She sat there in the middle of a huge circle of demons holding a shaking Shippo. Kagome turned around on impulse and stared at the sight she saw. A tiny demon sat on a rock, barely distinguishable from the rock itself, holding a small bundle of leaves in its tiny hand. Kagome nodded and took out a bow and an arrow. Pulling the shaft back and carefully aiming, Kagome let it loose and cried happily as it struck its mark and the demon fell off the rock, dead. The leaves slowly disappeared as did the demons.
Suddenly a cold laugh filled the air and clouds appeared from no where.
"Muwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha*cough*hahahahahaha*gasp*haha*croak *ha*heavy breathing with a couple of choking sounds added here*" A man in a white baboon pelt crawled out of the bushes breathing heavily.
"Naraku!" Inuyasha yelled, trying to keep a straight face.
"Inuyasha!" Naraku screamed trying to mimic Inuyasha but failing miserably.
"Where is my sword you..you.." Inuyasha began but stopping after looking at Kagome's glare.
"Is the little puppy afraid to use curse words now?" Naraku taunted but the moment was ruined as insane laughter filled the air.
"Monkey boy sucks at taunting people, and maniacal laughter!" Linea cried with little tear streams running down her face from laughing so hard.
"Ahem, I can kill you in one hit so shut up!" Naraku growled. Linea just laughed harder.
"Is a crazed demon girl bothering the great big almighty and powerful Naraku?" Inuyasha asked with a taunting tone to his voice.
"Shut up!" Naraku yelled.
"Why do you wear that stupid monkey costume anyway? Isn't it just hot and useless?" Kagome asked while giggling.
"Don't insult Mister Boom Boom!" Naraku cried hugging his pelt to him. Everyone taunted and laughed at Naraku until the man started crying and ran away screaming like a baby.
"We showed him huh Inuyasha?" Linea asked cheerfully as she patted the hanyou's shoulder. Unluckily that was where one of his unbandaged and recently reopened cuts was and Inuyasha winced. "Oh, sorry Inuyasha was that one of your cuts?" Linea asked squeezing his broken arm.
"Stop! Just don't touch me!" Inuyasha spat through gritted teeth.
"Inuyasha! Why did you go and fight if you still have wounds to heal?" Kagome asked stomping up. "You'll never get better if you don't rest and take care of them!"
"I. Don't. Need. Bandages. Or. Rest!" Inuyasha yelled emphasizing each word. Kagome grinned evilly and lightly touched his broken arm, then drove her finger hard onto it. Inuyasha winced and began to yell at her.
"It's happening again." Miroku said calmly sipping his cup of tea that he found in his deep dark pockets of pockety doom.
"Yep." Sango agreed calmly. Then she smacked him as he groped her. "Die pervert." Sango said quietly before chasing after the monk who was still drinking his tea as calmly as a person running for their life can.
************************************** a/n there we go! The next chapter. Ok remember to review guys, I want to have at least three reviews before the next chapter. I'm really sorry if Naraku was too OOC but I thought it was funny! I didn't get any reviews for last chapter! WAAAAAAHHHHH!! Ok, pulling myself together. Until next week!
