D/c. I do not own LOTR or Boromir but I do own myself!
A/n. I like Legolas, but it's so fun to get him annoyed!
Till death do we part 2
By Erelas
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We walked in a big hall with tables filled with Dwarfs, Elves and Men. We walked to the end of a table; there where two empty seats, one next to Legolas and the other was next an Elf.
I sat down next to Legolas and Aragorn next to the Elf. They brought us are food, which I thought looked like crap. I looked at it for about five minutes then Aragorn asked me if there was something wrong I said no.
I picked up my glass and stood up " A toast! To the halflings, cuio I pherian annan! (Live the halflings long!)" I said in Elvish one of the only things I new, I sat back down.
"I did not know that a man of the south would know elvish" Aragorn commented.
"Well I only know a little" I looked and saw that Legolas had a very confused look on his face.
I looked at the barf like food to Legolas and back at the food, I had an idea. I took my fork and flinged a small bit of the food at Legolas, he wiped it off and gave me a death glare I just giggled to myself.
I took some bread and eat it, I looked back at my plate, took my fork
and flinged some of my food at Legolas and it would have hit him if he hadn't moved and in doing so made it hit Arwen in the face.
I half gulped half-giggled, when Arwen wiped it off and looked at me and Legolas. I pointed to him and he didn't do anything. "Legolas! I didn't excepted this from you." Arwen whispered to Legolas so that no one could hear.
"But I didn't!" Legolas was so mad he stormed away and out of the hall.
I had to hold back from bursting into laughter.
Marry and Pippin had seen what I did and they too were giggling.
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I think a ate a little to mach cake, though Aragorn thought I had drunken too much when in fact I only touched my drink twice. I Aragorn got up took my arm and pulled me up and started to head for the door pulling me with him.
I pulled my arm away from him. " I'm not a child I can walk without you holding my hand!" I snapped at him. Though when I tried to walk away my knees turned into jello and I almost fell to the floor.
Aragorn grabbed my arm pulled me back up and led me out the door. "Aragron" I half said half giggled
"Yes?"
"Aragorn I have to go to the bathroom!" I giggled
"There's one in your room" he said and started up some stairs dragging me along.
He got me up the stairs and in my room. I fell on my bed and fell asleep.
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I woke up to a knock on my door, "Go away, I don't want any cows!" I yelled at the door
"Boromir get up we have to get moving!" Aragorns voice rang in my head. I sat up and panicked I didn't pack. I started to go around my room picking up things I thought I needed. I put my cloak on and my shield. I opened the door holding all the stuff I was taking. "Good I wasn't sure if you where even up" Aragron said starting to head back down the stairs.
I followed him down the stairs outside to the rest of the fellowship.
Elrond yapped on about the ring and then we set off.
"Aragorn.."
"What is it Boromir?"
"I have to go...," I said just remembering I had to
" Boromir you should have gone before we left!" Aragorn said slightly pissed.
"Well I would have but I was to busy getting ready!" Legolas stopped walking and looked at us wondering why we had stopped.
"We do not stop till night fall" Aragorn informed me
"But I can't wait that long!" I argued
"We don't stop till night fall!" Aragorn said walking away.
We ended up stopping after all because one of the hobbits had "tripped"
and hurt there foot.
I sat by Legolas annoying the crap out of him, until Gandalf made me stop. Sam was cooking lunch and doing a poor job at it. I walked over to him "whatcha cookin?" I asked,
"Rabbit stew" Sam replied
"Really? You forgot one thing" I grinned
"What?" Sam asked
"Salt." I said
"But it already has salt" Sam was now confused
"Really? You should put more but only in Legolas'" I just loved to pick on him
"Why only Legolas'?" he asked yet another question.
I sighed "because he likes it salty" I said like it was so obvious
"Oh ok" Sam put more salt in Legolas'
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Ooooh how I love to make Legolas pissed! Please R&R Flame are welcome but that doesn't mean i want you to!
A/n. I like Legolas, but it's so fun to get him annoyed!
Till death do we part 2
By Erelas
~
We walked in a big hall with tables filled with Dwarfs, Elves and Men. We walked to the end of a table; there where two empty seats, one next to Legolas and the other was next an Elf.
I sat down next to Legolas and Aragorn next to the Elf. They brought us are food, which I thought looked like crap. I looked at it for about five minutes then Aragorn asked me if there was something wrong I said no.
I picked up my glass and stood up " A toast! To the halflings, cuio I pherian annan! (Live the halflings long!)" I said in Elvish one of the only things I new, I sat back down.
"I did not know that a man of the south would know elvish" Aragorn commented.
"Well I only know a little" I looked and saw that Legolas had a very confused look on his face.
I looked at the barf like food to Legolas and back at the food, I had an idea. I took my fork and flinged a small bit of the food at Legolas, he wiped it off and gave me a death glare I just giggled to myself.
I took some bread and eat it, I looked back at my plate, took my fork
and flinged some of my food at Legolas and it would have hit him if he hadn't moved and in doing so made it hit Arwen in the face.
I half gulped half-giggled, when Arwen wiped it off and looked at me and Legolas. I pointed to him and he didn't do anything. "Legolas! I didn't excepted this from you." Arwen whispered to Legolas so that no one could hear.
"But I didn't!" Legolas was so mad he stormed away and out of the hall.
I had to hold back from bursting into laughter.
Marry and Pippin had seen what I did and they too were giggling.
~
I think a ate a little to mach cake, though Aragorn thought I had drunken too much when in fact I only touched my drink twice. I Aragorn got up took my arm and pulled me up and started to head for the door pulling me with him.
I pulled my arm away from him. " I'm not a child I can walk without you holding my hand!" I snapped at him. Though when I tried to walk away my knees turned into jello and I almost fell to the floor.
Aragorn grabbed my arm pulled me back up and led me out the door. "Aragron" I half said half giggled
"Yes?"
"Aragorn I have to go to the bathroom!" I giggled
"There's one in your room" he said and started up some stairs dragging me along.
He got me up the stairs and in my room. I fell on my bed and fell asleep.
~
I woke up to a knock on my door, "Go away, I don't want any cows!" I yelled at the door
"Boromir get up we have to get moving!" Aragorns voice rang in my head. I sat up and panicked I didn't pack. I started to go around my room picking up things I thought I needed. I put my cloak on and my shield. I opened the door holding all the stuff I was taking. "Good I wasn't sure if you where even up" Aragron said starting to head back down the stairs.
I followed him down the stairs outside to the rest of the fellowship.
Elrond yapped on about the ring and then we set off.
"Aragorn.."
"What is it Boromir?"
"I have to go...," I said just remembering I had to
" Boromir you should have gone before we left!" Aragorn said slightly pissed.
"Well I would have but I was to busy getting ready!" Legolas stopped walking and looked at us wondering why we had stopped.
"We do not stop till night fall" Aragorn informed me
"But I can't wait that long!" I argued
"We don't stop till night fall!" Aragorn said walking away.
We ended up stopping after all because one of the hobbits had "tripped"
and hurt there foot.
I sat by Legolas annoying the crap out of him, until Gandalf made me stop. Sam was cooking lunch and doing a poor job at it. I walked over to him "whatcha cookin?" I asked,
"Rabbit stew" Sam replied
"Really? You forgot one thing" I grinned
"What?" Sam asked
"Salt." I said
"But it already has salt" Sam was now confused
"Really? You should put more but only in Legolas'" I just loved to pick on him
"Why only Legolas'?" he asked yet another question.
I sighed "because he likes it salty" I said like it was so obvious
"Oh ok" Sam put more salt in Legolas'
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Ooooh how I love to make Legolas pissed! Please R&R Flame are welcome but that doesn't mean i want you to!