We were trying to go up the caradhras and not doing so well after the whole ring incident Legolas kept looking at me in funny ways.
"There's a fell voice on the air" Legolas said walking nice and easily on the snow. I glared at him
"Its Saruman" I yelled. Though the only one who heard me was Marry and Pippin.
"Its Saruman!" Gandalf yelled and walked over to Legolas and started chanting something.
"We must turn back make for the gap of Rohan! ....or take the long road to Rice city!" I yelled.
"The gap of Rohan takes us to close to Isengard!" Sure now they heard me!. Everyone yanked we ended up in a pile of snow we got out Frodo decided that we go through the mines and so we headed back down the mountain.
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"Airy! I'm tired!" I wined. Aragorn sighed
"Boromir we only just got out of a blizzard"
"And that isn't tiring?" I asked getting annoyed.
"Yes it is but we must keep going!"
"What if I dun wanna go!"
"Then Legolas will just have to push you down the mountain" I mumbled something and started back down again muttering "If you would have just listened to me we wouldn't be doing this!"
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"Legolas is a polas and has a lack of nolas he eats a great hair and wears it in his care and hasn't gotten over it since" I sang my little rhyme over and over until Legolas asked what a Polas was I said nothing and just pranced around him like a drund elf.
"Legolas is a polas and has a lack of nolas he eats a great hair and wears it in his care and hasn't gotten over it since" I sang
"No more rhyming now I mean it!" Legolas said Being a very pissed off elf
"Anybody want a peanut?" with that Legolas stormed over to Aragorn who was walking a ways in front of me.
We got off the mountain and into a patch of woods with a small lake with a water fall that could easily be used as a shower, in fact it was. Later that day Legolas said he was going to bathe and then it hit me my perfect revenge. After Legolas left I grabbed a piece of paper and a pen and headed towards the lake. Once there I quickly went up a tree sat on a branch where I could see Legolas clearly. I began to draw a portrait of Legolas' back side (A/n. not just his butt!) since that's all I could see. Once I was done I left the lake and walked to camp. When no one was looking I put the picture on a tree where no one could miss it and sat on the other side of the camp.
"What's that Marry?"
"It looks like a picture of Legolas"
"Is he not wearing clothes in this?"
"Looks that way Pip" The two hobbits told everyone about the Picture except Legolas of course who wasn't back yet. A little later Legolas came back his hair nice and shiny like it always was.
"Um.. Legolas you better take a look at this.." Legolas walked over to Aragorn who was on the brink of bursting out in laughter.
"What is it Aragorn?" Legolas took the picture from Aragorn his eyes went wide and his jaw dropped
"WHO DID THIS?!?!" Legolas yelled. No one answered.
"Why don't you look at the signature?" I asked the very very very pissed off elf. Legolas Looked at the bottom and there where the letters Nss. Legolas looked confused.
"No one heres signature is Nss"
"Hum.. I guess you'll never know who did this now will you?" I said coolly. Legolas gave me a 'I know u did it' look and walked out of the camp to throw the picture in the lake.
"You better be careful Legolas make sure your stalker isn't around!" I yelled at him which only made him run there. I grinned to myself.
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We got to the walls of Moria and set camp while Gandalf tried to open the doors. I sat by the spooky lake which is even spookier when you know what's in it. Aragorn and Sam where letting Bill go free. Sam looked very sad when Bill left so I went to comfort him... Well not really.
"Ya miss him don't you?"
"Miss who?"
"Bill!"
"But he just left?"
"Yes but didn't you love Bill?"
"What do you mean?"
"Gah! never mind" I walked away Sam was the only person other then Gandalf and Aragorn who I could not annoy. Pippin was about to throw a stone in the water but I grabbed his hand and told him The Hairy Scary monster would come out if he through the stone in the lake. I looked at Gandalf who was getting no where and just making us wait.
"For petes sake the password is Mellon!" I yelled at Gandalf and then the doors opened I looked for the lake monster, but it never came. I waited but Pippin knocked a stone in which alerted the monster and a hole bunch of tentacles came flying out grabbing Frodo.
"Legolas shoot it in the eye!" Amazingly he did it. Aragorn chopped off the tentacle that had Frodo. Frodo fell into Aragorns arms and we all headed into the mines of doom.
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hey sorry I didn't get this up sooner but I have way to many fics to work on so the next chapter will probble take awhile
"There's a fell voice on the air" Legolas said walking nice and easily on the snow. I glared at him
"Its Saruman" I yelled. Though the only one who heard me was Marry and Pippin.
"Its Saruman!" Gandalf yelled and walked over to Legolas and started chanting something.
"We must turn back make for the gap of Rohan! ....or take the long road to Rice city!" I yelled.
"The gap of Rohan takes us to close to Isengard!" Sure now they heard me!. Everyone yanked we ended up in a pile of snow we got out Frodo decided that we go through the mines and so we headed back down the mountain.
~~~
"Airy! I'm tired!" I wined. Aragorn sighed
"Boromir we only just got out of a blizzard"
"And that isn't tiring?" I asked getting annoyed.
"Yes it is but we must keep going!"
"What if I dun wanna go!"
"Then Legolas will just have to push you down the mountain" I mumbled something and started back down again muttering "If you would have just listened to me we wouldn't be doing this!"
~~~~
"Legolas is a polas and has a lack of nolas he eats a great hair and wears it in his care and hasn't gotten over it since" I sang my little rhyme over and over until Legolas asked what a Polas was I said nothing and just pranced around him like a drund elf.
"Legolas is a polas and has a lack of nolas he eats a great hair and wears it in his care and hasn't gotten over it since" I sang
"No more rhyming now I mean it!" Legolas said Being a very pissed off elf
"Anybody want a peanut?" with that Legolas stormed over to Aragorn who was walking a ways in front of me.
We got off the mountain and into a patch of woods with a small lake with a water fall that could easily be used as a shower, in fact it was. Later that day Legolas said he was going to bathe and then it hit me my perfect revenge. After Legolas left I grabbed a piece of paper and a pen and headed towards the lake. Once there I quickly went up a tree sat on a branch where I could see Legolas clearly. I began to draw a portrait of Legolas' back side (A/n. not just his butt!) since that's all I could see. Once I was done I left the lake and walked to camp. When no one was looking I put the picture on a tree where no one could miss it and sat on the other side of the camp.
"What's that Marry?"
"It looks like a picture of Legolas"
"Is he not wearing clothes in this?"
"Looks that way Pip" The two hobbits told everyone about the Picture except Legolas of course who wasn't back yet. A little later Legolas came back his hair nice and shiny like it always was.
"Um.. Legolas you better take a look at this.." Legolas walked over to Aragorn who was on the brink of bursting out in laughter.
"What is it Aragorn?" Legolas took the picture from Aragorn his eyes went wide and his jaw dropped
"WHO DID THIS?!?!" Legolas yelled. No one answered.
"Why don't you look at the signature?" I asked the very very very pissed off elf. Legolas Looked at the bottom and there where the letters Nss. Legolas looked confused.
"No one heres signature is Nss"
"Hum.. I guess you'll never know who did this now will you?" I said coolly. Legolas gave me a 'I know u did it' look and walked out of the camp to throw the picture in the lake.
"You better be careful Legolas make sure your stalker isn't around!" I yelled at him which only made him run there. I grinned to myself.
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We got to the walls of Moria and set camp while Gandalf tried to open the doors. I sat by the spooky lake which is even spookier when you know what's in it. Aragorn and Sam where letting Bill go free. Sam looked very sad when Bill left so I went to comfort him... Well not really.
"Ya miss him don't you?"
"Miss who?"
"Bill!"
"But he just left?"
"Yes but didn't you love Bill?"
"What do you mean?"
"Gah! never mind" I walked away Sam was the only person other then Gandalf and Aragorn who I could not annoy. Pippin was about to throw a stone in the water but I grabbed his hand and told him The Hairy Scary monster would come out if he through the stone in the lake. I looked at Gandalf who was getting no where and just making us wait.
"For petes sake the password is Mellon!" I yelled at Gandalf and then the doors opened I looked for the lake monster, but it never came. I waited but Pippin knocked a stone in which alerted the monster and a hole bunch of tentacles came flying out grabbing Frodo.
"Legolas shoot it in the eye!" Amazingly he did it. Aragorn chopped off the tentacle that had Frodo. Frodo fell into Aragorns arms and we all headed into the mines of doom.
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hey sorry I didn't get this up sooner but I have way to many fics to work on so the next chapter will probble take awhile