A/n. Gaahh sorry this took so figging long to get up I sort of...umm...forgot about it..heh so here it is
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Till death do we part 6
By MEE!
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Thump Thump Thump "Ok that sound is really getting on my nerves!" I complained.
"And you think we like it any better?" Legolas asked giving me a slight glare. Closer and closer it got just coming to kill me.
"Boromir give me a hand with this door!" Aragorn barked at me. (Woof woof!) I stood there not wanting to get any closer to that door.
"Boromir!"
"But I dun wanna..Thats what they want for me to get closer to them so they can attack me and then th.." Aragorn gave up on trying to get me to help and let me ramble on about how we where all going to die.
"They have a cave troll! Its gunna stab Frofro then he's gunna act dead then we're all gunna run to that bridge with a weird name then a balrog will come and Gandies gunna fall off and die!" I wined.
"Don't talk nonsense Boromir" Gandalf said but I could tell he belived some of it. They started to braking down the door just holes.
"It starts.." I murmured. Then Crash! the cave troll broke the door into tiny little splinters. I gulped and Hid under my shield in a corner.
"You can't see me you can't see me you can't see me..." I muttered to myself. A Orc happened to see my foot sticking out from under my shield and went for it luckily I bounced him away with my shield like a pinball. I drew my sword.
"Looks like I'll have to fight ..." I sighed. I walked up to a orc it tried to slice me I ducked.
"Would you care to dance?" I asked and knocked his weapon away and started dancing with it. Then..it bit me.
"Ow!! You bloody son of a Orc!!!" With that I chopped hit head off."So much for being nice.." I muttered and stabbed one through the eye ball and into his brains.
"I think I'm gettin the hang of this" Sam said after hitting some orcs with his FRYING PAN!. I starting looking at everyone while fighting off the orcs that where hacking at me. Aragorn was all covered in blood and sweat, Gandalf had his magicalness so he couldn't get messy well except his beard which was all in tangles, The hobbits were all dirty and so was Gimli but thats no surprise. and then there was legolas who only had a tiny bit of dirt on his cheek.
"Well I shall change that!" I grinned evily and started to Legolas. "Hey can I clean my sword on your tunic cuz its like all covered in blood" I asked but before He could answer I wiped my sword nice and clean with his tunic which would now have a nice blood stain on it Then I stabbed a orc up the nose and also into its brains.
"You little rat!!" Legolas yelled at me but I was on the other side of the room now. I kicked a orc head which hit another orc making him fall down the well. "Score!" I did a little dance and Aragorn and the others stared at me. "What?" I ask like it was the most normal thing to do in the world.
"Aragorn!" Frodo yelled and got stabbed by an orc (Thats how it happened in the book!)
"Frodo!" Aragorn ran to Frodo. Mary and Pippin jumped on the cave troll pulled his neck up Legolas shot it it died wala. A couple of seconds later Frodo woke up. "Frodo your alive"
"Duh! oh course he is he has mithril can we go now?" I asked
"Boromir is right we must move to the bridge of kazadun!" And with that everone ran out to the bridge we ran across it. Gandalf broke the bridge and I started singing.
"Kazadun is falling down falling down falling down kazadun is falling down my fare lady!" Everone gave me a sight glare except legolas he just glared. "What?" Gandalf fell Aragorn dragged everyone out.
"Im freeeeeeeee! at last freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee I could kiss you grass!" I pranced around happily while everyone moped around. "I'm so happy feelin snappy my life is rosey I'm feelin comfy cozy!" I sang with utter joy everyone glared at me "what???"
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Tadaaaaa! i did it! Sorry i don't update this often tho it should be over soon....or will it?
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Till death do we part 6
By MEE!
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Thump Thump Thump "Ok that sound is really getting on my nerves!" I complained.
"And you think we like it any better?" Legolas asked giving me a slight glare. Closer and closer it got just coming to kill me.
"Boromir give me a hand with this door!" Aragorn barked at me. (Woof woof!) I stood there not wanting to get any closer to that door.
"Boromir!"
"But I dun wanna..Thats what they want for me to get closer to them so they can attack me and then th.." Aragorn gave up on trying to get me to help and let me ramble on about how we where all going to die.
"They have a cave troll! Its gunna stab Frofro then he's gunna act dead then we're all gunna run to that bridge with a weird name then a balrog will come and Gandies gunna fall off and die!" I wined.
"Don't talk nonsense Boromir" Gandalf said but I could tell he belived some of it. They started to braking down the door just holes.
"It starts.." I murmured. Then Crash! the cave troll broke the door into tiny little splinters. I gulped and Hid under my shield in a corner.
"You can't see me you can't see me you can't see me..." I muttered to myself. A Orc happened to see my foot sticking out from under my shield and went for it luckily I bounced him away with my shield like a pinball. I drew my sword.
"Looks like I'll have to fight ..." I sighed. I walked up to a orc it tried to slice me I ducked.
"Would you care to dance?" I asked and knocked his weapon away and started dancing with it. Then..it bit me.
"Ow!! You bloody son of a Orc!!!" With that I chopped hit head off."So much for being nice.." I muttered and stabbed one through the eye ball and into his brains.
"I think I'm gettin the hang of this" Sam said after hitting some orcs with his FRYING PAN!. I starting looking at everyone while fighting off the orcs that where hacking at me. Aragorn was all covered in blood and sweat, Gandalf had his magicalness so he couldn't get messy well except his beard which was all in tangles, The hobbits were all dirty and so was Gimli but thats no surprise. and then there was legolas who only had a tiny bit of dirt on his cheek.
"Well I shall change that!" I grinned evily and started to Legolas. "Hey can I clean my sword on your tunic cuz its like all covered in blood" I asked but before He could answer I wiped my sword nice and clean with his tunic which would now have a nice blood stain on it Then I stabbed a orc up the nose and also into its brains.
"You little rat!!" Legolas yelled at me but I was on the other side of the room now. I kicked a orc head which hit another orc making him fall down the well. "Score!" I did a little dance and Aragorn and the others stared at me. "What?" I ask like it was the most normal thing to do in the world.
"Aragorn!" Frodo yelled and got stabbed by an orc (Thats how it happened in the book!)
"Frodo!" Aragorn ran to Frodo. Mary and Pippin jumped on the cave troll pulled his neck up Legolas shot it it died wala. A couple of seconds later Frodo woke up. "Frodo your alive"
"Duh! oh course he is he has mithril can we go now?" I asked
"Boromir is right we must move to the bridge of kazadun!" And with that everone ran out to the bridge we ran across it. Gandalf broke the bridge and I started singing.
"Kazadun is falling down falling down falling down kazadun is falling down my fare lady!" Everone gave me a sight glare except legolas he just glared. "What?" Gandalf fell Aragorn dragged everyone out.
"Im freeeeeeeee! at last freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee I could kiss you grass!" I pranced around happily while everyone moped around. "I'm so happy feelin snappy my life is rosey I'm feelin comfy cozy!" I sang with utter joy everyone glared at me "what???"
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Tadaaaaa! i did it! Sorry i don't update this often tho it should be over soon....or will it?