Yuffie goes to high school
Disclaimers: I do not own any of these characters and I am not making
any profit what so ever, so this is just for fun.
I would also like to thank all of the people who let me use their
names.
Yuffie made it all the way to high school. Not failing even
once because the teachers didn't want to see her again. So we start
back were Yuffie is at 7th heaven just getting ready for her first day
as a senior at Midgar High.
Tifa: Yuffie come downstairs! Your gonna be late!
Yuffie: I'm comin' I'm comin'!
Yuffie goes outside, jumps in her car, and drives all the way to
Midgar High.
After about two or three speeding tickets Yuffie reaches the high
school parking lot.
She "parks" the car (in other words parking in hers and another
persons space) climbs out of it and goes inside.
Yuffie looks at her schedule. Yuffie: (sigh) looks like I have to go to Biology. Yuffie walks down the hallway to Mrs.Campbells Classroom. Yuffie opens the door and has a seat. Mrs.Campbell: Okay class today we are going to.OH MY GOD!!! Yuffie had grabbed the teachers bug collection and was eating it! (EW!) Mrs.Campbell: Get out of my classroom you @$$ *#%*!!! Yuffie wanders the hallways until time for her next class. Yuffie: all right Chorus! So Yuffie walks down the hallway to chorus. She opens the door and sits on the risers.
Mr.Greene: All right class today we are going to start out with a song called.Ride on king Jesus. But when you say Jesus say Chesus. Because it makes it sound better.
Mr.Greene: One, Two, Ready, Go Choir: Ride on king Chesus. Yuffie: Ride on King Cheez-it.
The whole choir stops and looks at Yuffie. They repeat the song several times and Yuffie is still saying Cheez-it. So Mr.Greene just kicks her out. Yuffie waits in the hallway for her next class. The rest of the day goes on like that. Yuffie put about five people in critical condition in gym when playing tag she froze the kid with ice! The teacher told her to get him out of there. So she used fire to melt the ice and ended up melting the boy!
Poor Yuffie drives home and walks into Tifa's 7th Heaven. When Yuffie clambers into the doorway she notices Cloud and Barret making jokes about her.
Cloud: Yuffie is so stupid that she ran into and open door! Barret: That joke sucked foo! Cloud: I know.but it was the truth! Cloud & Barret: hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
Yuffie stands there for a moment and then thinks to herself. I get them back by stealing double the Matera I usually steal.
THE END! Pretty stupid eh? Please give me a decent review!
Disclaimers: I do not own any of these characters and I am not making
any profit what so ever, so this is just for fun.
I would also like to thank all of the people who let me use their
names.
Yuffie made it all the way to high school. Not failing even
once because the teachers didn't want to see her again. So we start
back were Yuffie is at 7th heaven just getting ready for her first day
as a senior at Midgar High.
Tifa: Yuffie come downstairs! Your gonna be late!
Yuffie: I'm comin' I'm comin'!
Yuffie goes outside, jumps in her car, and drives all the way to
Midgar High.
After about two or three speeding tickets Yuffie reaches the high
school parking lot.
She "parks" the car (in other words parking in hers and another
persons space) climbs out of it and goes inside.
Yuffie looks at her schedule. Yuffie: (sigh) looks like I have to go to Biology. Yuffie walks down the hallway to Mrs.Campbells Classroom. Yuffie opens the door and has a seat. Mrs.Campbell: Okay class today we are going to.OH MY GOD!!! Yuffie had grabbed the teachers bug collection and was eating it! (EW!) Mrs.Campbell: Get out of my classroom you @$$ *#%*!!! Yuffie wanders the hallways until time for her next class. Yuffie: all right Chorus! So Yuffie walks down the hallway to chorus. She opens the door and sits on the risers.
Mr.Greene: All right class today we are going to start out with a song called.Ride on king Jesus. But when you say Jesus say Chesus. Because it makes it sound better.
Mr.Greene: One, Two, Ready, Go Choir: Ride on king Chesus. Yuffie: Ride on King Cheez-it.
The whole choir stops and looks at Yuffie. They repeat the song several times and Yuffie is still saying Cheez-it. So Mr.Greene just kicks her out. Yuffie waits in the hallway for her next class. The rest of the day goes on like that. Yuffie put about five people in critical condition in gym when playing tag she froze the kid with ice! The teacher told her to get him out of there. So she used fire to melt the ice and ended up melting the boy!
Poor Yuffie drives home and walks into Tifa's 7th Heaven. When Yuffie clambers into the doorway she notices Cloud and Barret making jokes about her.
Cloud: Yuffie is so stupid that she ran into and open door! Barret: That joke sucked foo! Cloud: I know.but it was the truth! Cloud & Barret: hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
Yuffie stands there for a moment and then thinks to herself. I get them back by stealing double the Matera I usually steal.
THE END! Pretty stupid eh? Please give me a decent review!