Chapter 2
Manwë is sitting down reading a book.
{Enter Oromë}
Oromë: What is that you are reading?
Manwë: It's a book about the paranormal. It's really interesting, for example, there are these identical twins who were locked in two separate rooms for six months - no food, no water - and you know what?
Oromë: What?
Manwë: They both died! No one knows how they did it! Sheer willpower probably!
Oromë: Shut up, Manwë!
{Enter Melkor}
Melkor: Yo, Yo! Hey dudes! What's goin' down in cool town?
Manwë: . I'll call the doctor.
Melkor: Why?
Manwë: You're delirious and rambling!
Melkor: I am not! Its just. No, I won't say.
Manwë: What is it?
Melkor: None of your concern!
{Enter Aulë}
Aulë: Hey, Oromë! It's time for your practise session!
Oromë: Thanks! I shall now leave this a-la-la-la-rumba-comanda-lindo- burume!
Everyone falls silent and stares at Oromë.
Oromë: I'm sorry I don't quite know why I said that!
Aulë: Well, are you coming?
Oromë: Yes, yes!
{Exit Oromë and Aulë}
Manwë: Yea, there is naught better than the sound of the music of Ilúvatar!
Melkor: Nay! I know of better sounding things!
Manwë: Oh? What?
Melkor: Erm. I cannot say! Except.
Melkor punches Manwë in the face and a fight starts. but Ilúvatar steps in to stop it.
Ilúvatar: Stop this quarrelling! Now!
Melkor and Manwë: Yes sir!
Ilúvatar: Now, news has come to me that some b*****d has been making up their own songs! Songs that are not of my mind! I WILL NOT HAVE COMPETITION!
{cue dramatic cliff-hanger music}
Melkor looks worried and begins to sweat as the curtain falls on scene 2.
Manwë is sitting down reading a book.
{Enter Oromë}
Oromë: What is that you are reading?
Manwë: It's a book about the paranormal. It's really interesting, for example, there are these identical twins who were locked in two separate rooms for six months - no food, no water - and you know what?
Oromë: What?
Manwë: They both died! No one knows how they did it! Sheer willpower probably!
Oromë: Shut up, Manwë!
{Enter Melkor}
Melkor: Yo, Yo! Hey dudes! What's goin' down in cool town?
Manwë: . I'll call the doctor.
Melkor: Why?
Manwë: You're delirious and rambling!
Melkor: I am not! Its just. No, I won't say.
Manwë: What is it?
Melkor: None of your concern!
{Enter Aulë}
Aulë: Hey, Oromë! It's time for your practise session!
Oromë: Thanks! I shall now leave this a-la-la-la-rumba-comanda-lindo- burume!
Everyone falls silent and stares at Oromë.
Oromë: I'm sorry I don't quite know why I said that!
Aulë: Well, are you coming?
Oromë: Yes, yes!
{Exit Oromë and Aulë}
Manwë: Yea, there is naught better than the sound of the music of Ilúvatar!
Melkor: Nay! I know of better sounding things!
Manwë: Oh? What?
Melkor: Erm. I cannot say! Except.
Melkor punches Manwë in the face and a fight starts. but Ilúvatar steps in to stop it.
Ilúvatar: Stop this quarrelling! Now!
Melkor and Manwë: Yes sir!
Ilúvatar: Now, news has come to me that some b*****d has been making up their own songs! Songs that are not of my mind! I WILL NOT HAVE COMPETITION!
{cue dramatic cliff-hanger music}
Melkor looks worried and begins to sweat as the curtain falls on scene 2.