We're sitting alone in the common room when it happens.

"I'm not gay," she announces.

"I know," I go back to reading.

"I mean, I don't have anything against you lesbians, but I like boys."

I sigh and put down my book.

"What is it Ginny?"

"Do you still like me?" she blurts out.

"Yes." I answer honestly.

"Oh," she says, "I thought so." Pause. "Can I just make sure?"

"Make sure what?" I ask.

"This," she says, and clumsily tries to kiss me. I try to pull back, but it's too late. Her lips are already burned onto mine.