Disclaimer: Anything recognizable is not mine, if it were mine, trust me, I
would be doing a lot more than writing fanfiction. Well anyway, yeah. Not
mine. I only own my name and even that is used more by everyone else.
This is just the product of a VERY boring physics lesson. Nothing much really. Well I hope you enjoy!
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NekoBerry: Hello and welcome to NEKOBERRY'S TALK SHOW! Boy do we have a show today! We are proud to announce that we have invited the cast of the great series, Rurouni Kenshin to speak with us today!
Sano: Like hell we were invited!! That maniacal wench-*gets hit with a thrown microphone* Ow.
NekoBerry: Now it's time to welcome our first guest. He's a master swordsman and a great fighter. Give a big hand for Kenshin Himura, also known as Battosai the Manslayer!
Saito: (Backstage) Also known as the *#%^+!@ wimp.
NekoBerry: Hold your tongue Mr. Saito!
Sano: Why does he only get told off for swearing and I get hit over the head each time I $%#!@*^ speak? *Gets hit over the head with a flying microphone* Ow.
NekoBerry: Because you're an annoying moron. Hold your tongue! Now *magicks another mike*, Mr. Himura. We are very interested to know about your marriage with Miss Tomoe when you were 14.
Kaoru: *sniff*
Kenshin: Er.I don't know what to say, that I don't
NekoBerry: Well, for one thing, you killed her.
Kenshin: *sniff*
NekoBerry: Mr. Himura?
Kenshin: *sniff*
NekoBerry: Oh for God's sake! Be a man Mr. Himura!
Saito: Too late for that.
Kenshin:*sniff* Tomoe
NekoBerry: Mr. Himura, if you don't stop crying my doubts about your manhood while wearing a pink shirt will be proven right!
Kenshin: *Stops sniffing and recomposes* Sorry, I don't like to talk about my past, that I don't
NekoBerry: That's gonna get real old, real fast.
Kenshin: What?
NekoBerry: Nothing!
Sano: Kenshin! Don't let her fool you! What she said wa-*Gets hit by yet another mike* Ow.
Kenshin: It's not right to hurt people like that, that it is not *Turns into Battosai*
NekoBerry: Oh sh-
INTERMISSION: We Are having technical difficulties, please wait while we fix the problem
NekoBerry: *With scratches and cuts everywhere* We apologize for that little difficulty. Now, as we were saying Mr. Himura.
Kenshin: ^_^ Yes?
NekoBerry: You met Miss Kaoru a few yeas ago, correct?
Kenshin: Yes
NekoBerry: So what is your relationship with her?
Kaoru: (Backstage) *blush*
Kenshin: I don't know what you mean.
NekoBerry: Tell us about your feelings towards each other
Kenshin: *Blank stare*
NekoBerry: *murmurs* How the hell did he manage to live for this long while being so oblivious.*To Kenshin* I'll put it bluntly Mr. Himura, seeing that it's the only way to tell you anything. DO-YOU-WANT-TO-@*#%-KAORU?
Everyone except Kenshin & Kaoru: *snigger, snigger, giggle, laugh, snort*
Kenshin: *Slight blush* Erm.no, not really.*Kaoru grabs chair and throws it at him* Ow.
Everyone except Kenshin & Kaoru: *laugh, snort, giggle*
Kenshin: I have a feeling I will be sleeping outside tonight, that I do
Everyone:*Howling on the floor laughing*
Kaoru: YOU ARE ALL SO IMMATURE! *Starts to beat everyone up*
NekoBerry: Er. Join is after the break! We will be interviewing Kenshin's good friend. Sanosuke Sagara, also known as Sanza, the Fighter for Hire.Miss Kaoru, no please, put that table down.
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Well, that is all for now. Well, all for this chapter. The are many ways to carry on. You can submit a review, encouraging me to carry on with this.er.thing. Or you can encourage me not to*. But either way, I hope you have enjoyed this.
*Note that anything too drastic, like flames used against my terrible humour will be replied with a Gatotsu from Mr. Saito! Thank you!
This is just the product of a VERY boring physics lesson. Nothing much really. Well I hope you enjoy!
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
NekoBerry: Hello and welcome to NEKOBERRY'S TALK SHOW! Boy do we have a show today! We are proud to announce that we have invited the cast of the great series, Rurouni Kenshin to speak with us today!
Sano: Like hell we were invited!! That maniacal wench-*gets hit with a thrown microphone* Ow.
NekoBerry: Now it's time to welcome our first guest. He's a master swordsman and a great fighter. Give a big hand for Kenshin Himura, also known as Battosai the Manslayer!
Saito: (Backstage) Also known as the *#%^+!@ wimp.
NekoBerry: Hold your tongue Mr. Saito!
Sano: Why does he only get told off for swearing and I get hit over the head each time I $%#!@*^ speak? *Gets hit over the head with a flying microphone* Ow.
NekoBerry: Because you're an annoying moron. Hold your tongue! Now *magicks another mike*, Mr. Himura. We are very interested to know about your marriage with Miss Tomoe when you were 14.
Kaoru: *sniff*
Kenshin: Er.I don't know what to say, that I don't
NekoBerry: Well, for one thing, you killed her.
Kenshin: *sniff*
NekoBerry: Mr. Himura?
Kenshin: *sniff*
NekoBerry: Oh for God's sake! Be a man Mr. Himura!
Saito: Too late for that.
Kenshin:*sniff* Tomoe
NekoBerry: Mr. Himura, if you don't stop crying my doubts about your manhood while wearing a pink shirt will be proven right!
Kenshin: *Stops sniffing and recomposes* Sorry, I don't like to talk about my past, that I don't
NekoBerry: That's gonna get real old, real fast.
Kenshin: What?
NekoBerry: Nothing!
Sano: Kenshin! Don't let her fool you! What she said wa-*Gets hit by yet another mike* Ow.
Kenshin: It's not right to hurt people like that, that it is not *Turns into Battosai*
NekoBerry: Oh sh-
INTERMISSION: We Are having technical difficulties, please wait while we fix the problem
NekoBerry: *With scratches and cuts everywhere* We apologize for that little difficulty. Now, as we were saying Mr. Himura.
Kenshin: ^_^ Yes?
NekoBerry: You met Miss Kaoru a few yeas ago, correct?
Kenshin: Yes
NekoBerry: So what is your relationship with her?
Kaoru: (Backstage) *blush*
Kenshin: I don't know what you mean.
NekoBerry: Tell us about your feelings towards each other
Kenshin: *Blank stare*
NekoBerry: *murmurs* How the hell did he manage to live for this long while being so oblivious.*To Kenshin* I'll put it bluntly Mr. Himura, seeing that it's the only way to tell you anything. DO-YOU-WANT-TO-@*#%-KAORU?
Everyone except Kenshin & Kaoru: *snigger, snigger, giggle, laugh, snort*
Kenshin: *Slight blush* Erm.no, not really.*Kaoru grabs chair and throws it at him* Ow.
Everyone except Kenshin & Kaoru: *laugh, snort, giggle*
Kenshin: I have a feeling I will be sleeping outside tonight, that I do
Everyone:*Howling on the floor laughing*
Kaoru: YOU ARE ALL SO IMMATURE! *Starts to beat everyone up*
NekoBerry: Er. Join is after the break! We will be interviewing Kenshin's good friend. Sanosuke Sagara, also known as Sanza, the Fighter for Hire.Miss Kaoru, no please, put that table down.
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Well, that is all for now. Well, all for this chapter. The are many ways to carry on. You can submit a review, encouraging me to carry on with this.er.thing. Or you can encourage me not to*. But either way, I hope you have enjoyed this.
*Note that anything too drastic, like flames used against my terrible humour will be replied with a Gatotsu from Mr. Saito! Thank you!