I'm so sorry for not updating this story! I've had a bit of drama, I've had
exams and my knee decided to go praying mantis on me! Well anyway, thank
you for the very nice and good reviews! And thank you for your patience.
And thank you for a certain someone (You know who you are) who gave me a
very good idea for further chapters! Now, without further ado, I give
you......this
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NekoBerry: Welcome back! We are continuing with our Rurouni Kenshin interviews. And now, next on our list. We have Mr. Sanosuke Sagara. Kenshin's best friend. He's know for his lively self and has a tendency to-
Saito: (backstage) Be a moron twenty-four seven.
Sano: (backstage) That's it! I've had enough of you! Come here! I'll finish you good!
Saito: (backstage) I thought we already established that I can kick the crap out of you any day.
Sano: (backstage) Oh yeah? Well I don't remember that!
Saito: (backstage) I thought that would have been obvious after I beat you up more than once.
Sano: (backstage) ALL RIGHT!! THAT'S IT!!
NekoBerry runs backstage
NekoBerry: *Struggling* Gentlemen please.er.don't do that Mr. Sagara! Mr. Saito put that sword down. No Mr. Sagara, not the chair..ALL RIGHT BOTH OF YOU STOP OR I'LL BLOW YOU ALL TO KINGDDOM COME!!!!
Silence
NekoBerry: (onstage) We're sorry about that. Small complications. Now without any further interruptions.I give you.Mr. Sanosuke Sagara!
Saito: (backstage) Here let me help you get to your seat!
A kick is heard and Sanosuke literally comes in flying and lands on his chair.
NekoBerry: Thank you Mr. Saito but I'm sure he could have managed on his own..
Sano: Why I oughta...
NekoBerry: Mr. Sagara! Thank you for joining us today. So how have you been?
Sano: What do you mean by that? I just got my ass kicked by that friggin' $#@* head! How do you think I $@#!*%^ feel??
NekoBerry: Mr. Sagara, if you swear one more time, you will have a microphone stuck to your head because of the furious beating that I'm sooo tempted to give you...
Sano: Ah, understood.
NekoBerry: Mr. Sagara, there has been rumors lately that you seem to have a gambling problem, is-
Sano: What gambling problem? I don't have a gambling problem! I like to play once and a while! But I don't have a gambling problem! I like to enjoy myself now and again! I often loose money but-
NekoBery: Oh moving swiftly on! There also have been some rumors that you and Miss Megumi Takani are in some sort of a rela-
Sano: What is this?? Some sort of inquisition?
NekoBerry: -_- No Mr. Sagara, it's a talk show, surprisingly enough. Oh it seems that a member of our audience would like a word.
NekoBerry walks up to the audience member holding out a microphone
NekoBerry: Hello there, would you like to ask Mr. Sagara a question?
Species 125: I sure would! Hey Sano! *runs towards Sano and glomps him* You don't really like that fox, do you hun? You like me, don't you?
Sano: Hey there! Wow you're the best looking woman I've seen!
NekoBerry:*sarcastically* oh what a charmer...Well Species 125 likes it
Species 125: ^_^ My precioussssssssssss *Hugs Sano and plays with his hair*
Kenshin:(backstage) Sano seems to be good with the ladies, that he does
Megumi: Why that good for nothing...
Species 125: Oh look, Miss Fox is jealous. Too bad for you doc. He's mine!
Sano: *blushing* So eh, you got any other name apart from Species 12 er
Species 125: 5, I do, but I'm not going to tell you. Let me hug you a bit more!
Sano:*_* Ok, suffocating now.......
NekoBerry: Uh Miss Species! I think Mr. Sagara would like to-
Saito: No leave him! He likes this feminine attention! Better enjoy it while you can moron!
Sano:*Turning blue* Your. Just. Jealous.
Saito: Oh yes I am, look at me. I'm shaking in so much envy.
NekoBerry: *Grabs a crowbar* Ok Miss Species *Tries to pull her off with such crowbar* I. Think. It's, phew. Time. To. A LITTLE HELP WOULD BE NICE!!
The rest of the cast and two random and enormous security men help with the prying of the crowbar.
NekoBerry: C'mon everybody! Work with me here!
Species 125: Do you want some sake Mr. Sano? Sano: *Now in shades of purple, nods*
Species 125: Ok *lets go of Sano*
Everyone on the crowbar has flow away backstage because of the force. Species 125 didn't seem to have noticed.
LATER...........
Sano: Why Shank you sho much Mish *squints his eyes*....er..
Species 125: ^_^ Species 125
Sano: That's it, I kneeeeew it haaaad a *hick* nuuuuumber
Species 125: Well, I'm going to go and get our hotel room ready! *Runs off*
Sano: *Hic*
NekoBerry*mumbling whilst adding another band aid to her head* No way in hell am I gonna..We still rolling? Ack! Mr. Sagara!
Sano: Hellllloooooo I'm drunk! I'm drunk on shake! Ishn't that funny? *Hic*
Megumi: That's it! I'm gonna get you so hard that they'll remove my medical license and put a convict number on my forehead instead!!!*Rolls up sleeve and grabs table*
NekoBerry: No Miss Megumi!! Don't! Arg!! Sorry but we're gonna have to end here for a commercial break! Meanwhile, why don't you write us some questions for our next guest? The ex-leader of the third suad of the Shinsengume, what a mouthful, Mister Hajime Saito! All this after the break! MISS MEGUMI!!! NOO!
Megumi: After all that and you dare to smile at me with that look on your face? I'll show you something that's wipe the smile off your face! Eat table wood Rooster Head!!
Species 125*Runs in* AHH! Mr. Sano! NOOOOOO
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AN Ok so it wasn't as good as the first one, so sue me!!! But if you want to make it better, just leave questions to Saito in your reviews! That's right! REVIEW! Nice and constructive! Thanks for reading this load of trash! I very much appreciate it! I promise I'll find my lost sense of humor before this is over!
NekoBerry: Welcome back! We are continuing with our Rurouni Kenshin interviews. And now, next on our list. We have Mr. Sanosuke Sagara. Kenshin's best friend. He's know for his lively self and has a tendency to-
Saito: (backstage) Be a moron twenty-four seven.
Sano: (backstage) That's it! I've had enough of you! Come here! I'll finish you good!
Saito: (backstage) I thought we already established that I can kick the crap out of you any day.
Sano: (backstage) Oh yeah? Well I don't remember that!
Saito: (backstage) I thought that would have been obvious after I beat you up more than once.
Sano: (backstage) ALL RIGHT!! THAT'S IT!!
NekoBerry runs backstage
NekoBerry: *Struggling* Gentlemen please.er.don't do that Mr. Sagara! Mr. Saito put that sword down. No Mr. Sagara, not the chair..ALL RIGHT BOTH OF YOU STOP OR I'LL BLOW YOU ALL TO KINGDDOM COME!!!!
Silence
NekoBerry: (onstage) We're sorry about that. Small complications. Now without any further interruptions.I give you.Mr. Sanosuke Sagara!
Saito: (backstage) Here let me help you get to your seat!
A kick is heard and Sanosuke literally comes in flying and lands on his chair.
NekoBerry: Thank you Mr. Saito but I'm sure he could have managed on his own..
Sano: Why I oughta...
NekoBerry: Mr. Sagara! Thank you for joining us today. So how have you been?
Sano: What do you mean by that? I just got my ass kicked by that friggin' $#@* head! How do you think I $@#!*%^ feel??
NekoBerry: Mr. Sagara, if you swear one more time, you will have a microphone stuck to your head because of the furious beating that I'm sooo tempted to give you...
Sano: Ah, understood.
NekoBerry: Mr. Sagara, there has been rumors lately that you seem to have a gambling problem, is-
Sano: What gambling problem? I don't have a gambling problem! I like to play once and a while! But I don't have a gambling problem! I like to enjoy myself now and again! I often loose money but-
NekoBery: Oh moving swiftly on! There also have been some rumors that you and Miss Megumi Takani are in some sort of a rela-
Sano: What is this?? Some sort of inquisition?
NekoBerry: -_- No Mr. Sagara, it's a talk show, surprisingly enough. Oh it seems that a member of our audience would like a word.
NekoBerry walks up to the audience member holding out a microphone
NekoBerry: Hello there, would you like to ask Mr. Sagara a question?
Species 125: I sure would! Hey Sano! *runs towards Sano and glomps him* You don't really like that fox, do you hun? You like me, don't you?
Sano: Hey there! Wow you're the best looking woman I've seen!
NekoBerry:*sarcastically* oh what a charmer...Well Species 125 likes it
Species 125: ^_^ My precioussssssssssss *Hugs Sano and plays with his hair*
Kenshin:(backstage) Sano seems to be good with the ladies, that he does
Megumi: Why that good for nothing...
Species 125: Oh look, Miss Fox is jealous. Too bad for you doc. He's mine!
Sano: *blushing* So eh, you got any other name apart from Species 12 er
Species 125: 5, I do, but I'm not going to tell you. Let me hug you a bit more!
Sano:*_* Ok, suffocating now.......
NekoBerry: Uh Miss Species! I think Mr. Sagara would like to-
Saito: No leave him! He likes this feminine attention! Better enjoy it while you can moron!
Sano:*Turning blue* Your. Just. Jealous.
Saito: Oh yes I am, look at me. I'm shaking in so much envy.
NekoBerry: *Grabs a crowbar* Ok Miss Species *Tries to pull her off with such crowbar* I. Think. It's, phew. Time. To. A LITTLE HELP WOULD BE NICE!!
The rest of the cast and two random and enormous security men help with the prying of the crowbar.
NekoBerry: C'mon everybody! Work with me here!
Species 125: Do you want some sake Mr. Sano? Sano: *Now in shades of purple, nods*
Species 125: Ok *lets go of Sano*
Everyone on the crowbar has flow away backstage because of the force. Species 125 didn't seem to have noticed.
LATER...........
Sano: Why Shank you sho much Mish *squints his eyes*....er..
Species 125: ^_^ Species 125
Sano: That's it, I kneeeeew it haaaad a *hick* nuuuuumber
Species 125: Well, I'm going to go and get our hotel room ready! *Runs off*
Sano: *Hic*
NekoBerry*mumbling whilst adding another band aid to her head* No way in hell am I gonna..We still rolling? Ack! Mr. Sagara!
Sano: Hellllloooooo I'm drunk! I'm drunk on shake! Ishn't that funny? *Hic*
Megumi: That's it! I'm gonna get you so hard that they'll remove my medical license and put a convict number on my forehead instead!!!*Rolls up sleeve and grabs table*
NekoBerry: No Miss Megumi!! Don't! Arg!! Sorry but we're gonna have to end here for a commercial break! Meanwhile, why don't you write us some questions for our next guest? The ex-leader of the third suad of the Shinsengume, what a mouthful, Mister Hajime Saito! All this after the break! MISS MEGUMI!!! NOO!
Megumi: After all that and you dare to smile at me with that look on your face? I'll show you something that's wipe the smile off your face! Eat table wood Rooster Head!!
Species 125*Runs in* AHH! Mr. Sano! NOOOOOO
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AN Ok so it wasn't as good as the first one, so sue me!!! But if you want to make it better, just leave questions to Saito in your reviews! That's right! REVIEW! Nice and constructive! Thanks for reading this load of trash! I very much appreciate it! I promise I'll find my lost sense of humor before this is over!