Author: QueeoftheMad
Genre: Humour/Romance
Disclaimer: Nothing is mine!!! NOTHING!!! *Weeps*
Summary: Extended short and sweet ficlet, with lashings of fluff.
AN: I'm actually British, so If you don't understand the lingo, ignore it. Oh, and you BETTER REVIEW!!! If you notice weird Chinese sqiggly things, right click on the page, and then go to language and western.
Previous Chapter This is easy. I am trying very hard to keep the smug smile off my face. I could be an Unspeakable, my Powers of Fooling People are so good. I can hear her walking over now, no doubt to poke me in the arm. If she does, I'll snort, grumble and eventually stand up blearily. Sigh. Why is it taking so long? I can feel her bend over now. Wait a second, what is she- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------ Chapter 3
Wait a second. Is she-no way-is she kissing me? Either that or something very warm and nice and soft and Hermione-smelling has found its way onto my cheek. Ah well, its not doing any harm- -EXCUSE me? No HARM? You THICK boy. This is HERMIONE. You are FRIENDS. Oh yeah. Hey, wait a second. Why's Hermione kissing me anyway? Thought she was all into that Krum character. Hey, why does this feel so famili-History of Magic. So she WAS kissing me. Sneaky little liar. I'll show her. I open my eyes as suddenly as I can and stare at her in a creepy, vampire sort of way. Hermione jumps backwards and screams. Hehehe. Mission accomplished.
"Ron.I was just.I." Stammering now are you my dear? I smile and walk slowly in her direction. "Hermione! What are you doing down here? A spot of STUDYING perhaps? Though I have trouble reasoning why MY CHEEK is so FACINATING." Hermione's mouth moves a little, making her look distinctly fish-like, but regains her composure in a second. "I was simply noticing you were asleep, so I went to cover you in a blanket. Nothing wrong with that, is there?" I scowl. So she's playing it that way then. "You were NOT covering me with a blanket, Hermione. The only thing you were covering was my CHEEK with your LIPS. You were KISSING me Hermione, just like in History of Magic." Hermione blushes fractionally, but doesn't hide it well enough to not let me know I am right. "KISSING YOU? Don't be ridiculous. I find that one of your most irritating problems is the way you constantly mix up your DELUDED DREAMS with reality. I never KISSED you Ron, and I seems strange to me why you would dream that anyway. Why would I want to kiss you?" Peanuts. She's quite a good bluffer anyway. What do you say to an outright denial? I can't just STAND here. That would mean losing the argument. I swore to myself in first year that I would NEVER lose an argument with Hermione. Granted, over the years this rule has been, erm, broken, but this argument is mine by right! So what do I do then, eh? How do I PROVE to my FRIEND that she wanted and did, kiss me? Well, the only thing I could do. I kissed her back.
Hermione's POV
Damn. This is infuriating. Not to mention embarrassing. He caught me kissing him. Ron caught me KISSING him. And now that he's confronted me about it, what do I do? I bloody straight out DENY it. Nope, no reasoning, or anything else, I just DENY it. "KISSING YOU? Don't be ridiculous. I find that one of your most irritating problems is the way you constantly mix up your DELUDED DREAMS with reality. I never KISSED you Ron, and I seems strange to me why you would dream that anyway. Why would I want to kiss you?" Ha. That's shut him up. Uh oh, I recognize his face, he's going to do something REALLY mad-
Ron's POV
This is really quite nice. Her lips are nice and soft and-I DON'T KNOW WHAT IN THE DEVIL POSSESSED ME TO DO THIS. She's not a bad kisser, actually, considering the fact that I should be disgusted that I'm kissing my friend, and everything. Do you think I'm the first person she's kissed? What about Viktor Krum? They probably-YUCK. That's disgusting. I pull back. Hermione's eyes are roughly the size and shape of tennis balls and the fact that she is lightly swaying backwards and forwards reminds me even more of Dobby- -PEANUTS. WHAT IN HELL HAVE I DONE?! I JUST INITIATED A KISS ON MY BEST FEMALE FRIEND. Hermione still looks lost and hesitantly raises a hand to touch her lips. Her eyes don't look like tennis balls anymore. They look angry. Furious. Her mouth opens to let what I am sure are an army of fuming insults. "RON WEASLEY WHAT IN THE WORLD DO YOU THINK YOU'RE-" I do the first thing that comes to mind, and even if it is a bit mental, you have to praise me for my quick thinking. I pull out my wand from my pajama pocket.
"OBLIVIATE!"
Wow, another cliffie, I am getting gooood at this. Now what are you waiting for?! REVIEW!!!
Thanks to: Straycat: Sorry, but I LOVE cliffies! SoAntigone: Hehe, witness my evil cliffieness Andieemail: Sorry about the crammedness, is this chappie better? Ron-Is-Mine: Cant I just have a liiiittle bit of Ron? Lela Potter: Yay! ( CapriceAnn Hedican-Cocur: Sorry dear, and I'll let you know that I am planning a DM/HG. Oooooooo.
Genre: Humour/Romance
Disclaimer: Nothing is mine!!! NOTHING!!! *Weeps*
Summary: Extended short and sweet ficlet, with lashings of fluff.
AN: I'm actually British, so If you don't understand the lingo, ignore it. Oh, and you BETTER REVIEW!!! If you notice weird Chinese sqiggly things, right click on the page, and then go to language and western.
Previous Chapter This is easy. I am trying very hard to keep the smug smile off my face. I could be an Unspeakable, my Powers of Fooling People are so good. I can hear her walking over now, no doubt to poke me in the arm. If she does, I'll snort, grumble and eventually stand up blearily. Sigh. Why is it taking so long? I can feel her bend over now. Wait a second, what is she- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------ Chapter 3
Wait a second. Is she-no way-is she kissing me? Either that or something very warm and nice and soft and Hermione-smelling has found its way onto my cheek. Ah well, its not doing any harm- -EXCUSE me? No HARM? You THICK boy. This is HERMIONE. You are FRIENDS. Oh yeah. Hey, wait a second. Why's Hermione kissing me anyway? Thought she was all into that Krum character. Hey, why does this feel so famili-History of Magic. So she WAS kissing me. Sneaky little liar. I'll show her. I open my eyes as suddenly as I can and stare at her in a creepy, vampire sort of way. Hermione jumps backwards and screams. Hehehe. Mission accomplished.
"Ron.I was just.I." Stammering now are you my dear? I smile and walk slowly in her direction. "Hermione! What are you doing down here? A spot of STUDYING perhaps? Though I have trouble reasoning why MY CHEEK is so FACINATING." Hermione's mouth moves a little, making her look distinctly fish-like, but regains her composure in a second. "I was simply noticing you were asleep, so I went to cover you in a blanket. Nothing wrong with that, is there?" I scowl. So she's playing it that way then. "You were NOT covering me with a blanket, Hermione. The only thing you were covering was my CHEEK with your LIPS. You were KISSING me Hermione, just like in History of Magic." Hermione blushes fractionally, but doesn't hide it well enough to not let me know I am right. "KISSING YOU? Don't be ridiculous. I find that one of your most irritating problems is the way you constantly mix up your DELUDED DREAMS with reality. I never KISSED you Ron, and I seems strange to me why you would dream that anyway. Why would I want to kiss you?" Peanuts. She's quite a good bluffer anyway. What do you say to an outright denial? I can't just STAND here. That would mean losing the argument. I swore to myself in first year that I would NEVER lose an argument with Hermione. Granted, over the years this rule has been, erm, broken, but this argument is mine by right! So what do I do then, eh? How do I PROVE to my FRIEND that she wanted and did, kiss me? Well, the only thing I could do. I kissed her back.
Hermione's POV
Damn. This is infuriating. Not to mention embarrassing. He caught me kissing him. Ron caught me KISSING him. And now that he's confronted me about it, what do I do? I bloody straight out DENY it. Nope, no reasoning, or anything else, I just DENY it. "KISSING YOU? Don't be ridiculous. I find that one of your most irritating problems is the way you constantly mix up your DELUDED DREAMS with reality. I never KISSED you Ron, and I seems strange to me why you would dream that anyway. Why would I want to kiss you?" Ha. That's shut him up. Uh oh, I recognize his face, he's going to do something REALLY mad-
Ron's POV
This is really quite nice. Her lips are nice and soft and-I DON'T KNOW WHAT IN THE DEVIL POSSESSED ME TO DO THIS. She's not a bad kisser, actually, considering the fact that I should be disgusted that I'm kissing my friend, and everything. Do you think I'm the first person she's kissed? What about Viktor Krum? They probably-YUCK. That's disgusting. I pull back. Hermione's eyes are roughly the size and shape of tennis balls and the fact that she is lightly swaying backwards and forwards reminds me even more of Dobby- -PEANUTS. WHAT IN HELL HAVE I DONE?! I JUST INITIATED A KISS ON MY BEST FEMALE FRIEND. Hermione still looks lost and hesitantly raises a hand to touch her lips. Her eyes don't look like tennis balls anymore. They look angry. Furious. Her mouth opens to let what I am sure are an army of fuming insults. "RON WEASLEY WHAT IN THE WORLD DO YOU THINK YOU'RE-" I do the first thing that comes to mind, and even if it is a bit mental, you have to praise me for my quick thinking. I pull out my wand from my pajama pocket.
"OBLIVIATE!"
Wow, another cliffie, I am getting gooood at this. Now what are you waiting for?! REVIEW!!!
Thanks to: Straycat: Sorry, but I LOVE cliffies! SoAntigone: Hehe, witness my evil cliffieness Andieemail: Sorry about the crammedness, is this chappie better? Ron-Is-Mine: Cant I just have a liiiittle bit of Ron? Lela Potter: Yay! ( CapriceAnn Hedican-Cocur: Sorry dear, and I'll let you know that I am planning a DM/HG. Oooooooo.