THE FIRST CHAPTER.............and some new laughs for y'all! Disclaimer: I don't own any of Tolkien's
creations, but I own Denee, Cindil, Ben, Tiny, Smokey and Ditto. A friend of mine owns Laicalasse and
Norolen. Rated G.
Rohan....or hell and.....BEN!?!
Legolas, Gimli and Aragorn raced on, persuing the Uruk-Hai that now held Merry and Pippin
captive. Laicalasse, Cindil and I were loping along beside them as we scanned the horizon.
The pounding of Tiny's hooves was giving me a major headache. Her mane was slick with sweat
from the long day's ride and she snorted with the rythem of her stride. Aragorn insisted we
didn't stop, for we might lose track of the capters. The horses needed rest so badly and my
butt was killing me from the constant bouncing. We stopped for a brief moment for Aragorn to
pick up a Lorien buckle; it was one of the hobbits'. Cindil, Laicalasse and I dismounted and
collapsed onto the trampled ground.
"Come, ladies. We can not stop," said Aragorn sternly. Cindil popped her head up and
scowled at him.
"SCREW YOU! My backside is killing me and the horses are so tired, they look like
Wraith horses. So calm the heck down."
"Yeah! My butt's blistered!" I squealed.
"I've got blisters ON my blisters!" said Cindil, groaning. Laicalasse nodded in
agreement.
"My backside really bothers me," she said, calmly. Aragorn looked at Legolas and Gimli
for support. The just shook their heads and frowned. Aragorn sighed in frustration and said,
"You have ten minutes." We collapsed back down on the ground for a minute before trying
to walk. Our only acomplishment was amusing Gimli and Legolas with our walking. Bow-legged,
we walked over to a small inlet of water and proceeded to drink and call our hoses over. We
removed their bridles and they drank deeply. We then untacked them and groomed them out. They
were dry within a few minutes. Then, they proceeded to roll about in the grass and cratch their
backs. When our ten minutes were done, we saddled back up and continued on our way.
Our travels took us all the way to the border of Rohan. We gazed out over the lasting
plains and scanned them for Uruks. Our paced quickened as we moved on, but something wasn't right.
I was uncomfortable and feeling rather sick. I looked over at Cindil, who had a wierd look on her face.
"ARAGORN," she shouted, "I need to go!" Aragorn looked back at her and Gimli got a disgusted
look on his face; Legolas wasn't listening.
"You can hold it!" Cindil's jaw dropped.
"No I can't! I REALLY gotta go!" Aragorn turned around and put his hands on his hips.
"Does it look like I care?" Cindil's face turned red and she snorted.
"FINE," she said, crossing her arms and turning her nose up. "I'll just wet myself.....or
better yet, let me ride on your shoulders so I can pay you back!" While those two quarreled, I felt
more and more unwell. Legolas and Laicalasse turned and looked at me. They sensed a change in me.
"My lady?" asked Legolas, alittle concerned. A sudden sharp pain ripped threw my lower abdominal
area and I gasped. I slouched in my saddle, clutching my stomache tightly. Legolas hurried over to me
and pulled me from my Tiny's back, laying me down. Cindil freaked out and ran to where I was.
"Denee?" she asked, looking down at me. "Are you okay?"
"I'm fine, but......I'VE GOT CRAMPS!" Cindil's eyes widened and she looked up at Legolas.
"We need to find a bush or something...quick!" The elf nodded and picked me up. After setting
me down behind a rock, Legolas was shooed off by Cindil and he waited patiently. After a few minutes,
we re-emerged, both feeling extremely better.
"What was that all about?" asked Gimli to Aragorn. Aragorn shrugged and approached us.
"What were you doing?" he asked. Cindil scowled at him and said,
"Girl stuff....what else?" I told Laicalasse what was wrong and she nodded.
"What was wrong!?! I demand to know!" said Aragorn, firmly. I glared at him and narrowed my
eyes.
"You wanna know? Okay.....I'll tell you. A SECRET! THAT'S WHAT! WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY!?!"
Gimli whistled and said,
" WOW! Must be rthat time of month." As I was mounting up, i looked back and said,
"Exactly!" All three of the boys looked at eachother, disgusted.
Our journey continued on for hours; nothing exciting seemed to be happening for a while. Then,
as we were coming down a small hill, we heard the sound of hooves and neighing. Aragorn made us dismount
and hide behind a large chunk of rock. At that moment, a group of Rohirim rode by, lead by Eomer. I
scanned the group of riders, but saw who none of the men were. Then, stupid Aragorn stood up and
shouted at them from his hiding place. Cindil, Laicalasse and I mounted up and followed the boys out
in the open. Cindil leaned over to me and said,
"Is it me, or does that one horse look familiar?" She pointed to a smokey gray gelding. I
couldn't see the rider, but I nodded anyway. We were surrounded quickly and the scary men pointed
their spears at us. Cindil and I put our hands up in mock surrender and smiled to ourselves. Some of
the men were talking about us and were saying some stuff not appropriate for me to repeat. Cindil
glared at them and said,
"Don't come anywhere near me or I'll sick my elf on YOU!" she sqealed as someone poked her
in the ribs with the tip of a spear.
"Come now, sweetheart. I only want to have some fun," laughed her attacker. Legolas whipped
out an arrow and aimed at the man.
"You would die before you touched her! The group tensed and threatened the elf.
"That's it Leggy! KILL HIM!" screamed Cindil.
"Cindil!?! Denee!?!" came a voice from the rider of the smokey gray horse. We looked back.
"Ben!?!" we screamed together.
"Cindil?" said Legolas.
"Legolas." said Cindil.
"Ben?" I said.
"Denee? Cindil?"
"Ben?"
"Cindil?"
"Leggy!"
"Cindil?"
"Ben!"
"Denee!!"
"ENOUGH!" shouted Aragorn. He came over to Cindil and me.
"You know this man?" asked Eomer. We nodded and he removed the sack that covered Ben's head.
He shook his head and smiled, showing his missing front tooth. He had list it playing Rugby, but it
didn't matter because it made him cute. His hands were tied to the horn of his saddle and his wrists
looked red. His brown hair stuck out everywhere, only resulting in a giggle from Cindil. Aragorn
spoke to Eomer as Cindikl introduced Legolas to Ben.
"Ben.....Leggy. Leggy.....Ben!" Legolas glared at Ben evily. This man was a threat to his
relationship with Cindil. He loved her and wasn't about to loose her to some human. Cindil and I were
happy now. We had Ben, but we still needed Merry and Pippin. And so the boys got horses and we
continued on to find the. We headed towards Fangorn forest, holding hope in our hearts that the two
hobbits were still alive.
*Sorry it took so long to get this up. I had to clean my room and I've been real busy w/ school. I
hope you like this story 'cuz there will be two more after it. For past readers, there will be new
humor and some suprises for ya! For those who are just beginning, you should read the prequel story
first so you know what's going on and who the characters are. Thanx and pleaz R&R! =)
creations, but I own Denee, Cindil, Ben, Tiny, Smokey and Ditto. A friend of mine owns Laicalasse and
Norolen. Rated G.
Rohan....or hell and.....BEN!?!
Legolas, Gimli and Aragorn raced on, persuing the Uruk-Hai that now held Merry and Pippin
captive. Laicalasse, Cindil and I were loping along beside them as we scanned the horizon.
The pounding of Tiny's hooves was giving me a major headache. Her mane was slick with sweat
from the long day's ride and she snorted with the rythem of her stride. Aragorn insisted we
didn't stop, for we might lose track of the capters. The horses needed rest so badly and my
butt was killing me from the constant bouncing. We stopped for a brief moment for Aragorn to
pick up a Lorien buckle; it was one of the hobbits'. Cindil, Laicalasse and I dismounted and
collapsed onto the trampled ground.
"Come, ladies. We can not stop," said Aragorn sternly. Cindil popped her head up and
scowled at him.
"SCREW YOU! My backside is killing me and the horses are so tired, they look like
Wraith horses. So calm the heck down."
"Yeah! My butt's blistered!" I squealed.
"I've got blisters ON my blisters!" said Cindil, groaning. Laicalasse nodded in
agreement.
"My backside really bothers me," she said, calmly. Aragorn looked at Legolas and Gimli
for support. The just shook their heads and frowned. Aragorn sighed in frustration and said,
"You have ten minutes." We collapsed back down on the ground for a minute before trying
to walk. Our only acomplishment was amusing Gimli and Legolas with our walking. Bow-legged,
we walked over to a small inlet of water and proceeded to drink and call our hoses over. We
removed their bridles and they drank deeply. We then untacked them and groomed them out. They
were dry within a few minutes. Then, they proceeded to roll about in the grass and cratch their
backs. When our ten minutes were done, we saddled back up and continued on our way.
Our travels took us all the way to the border of Rohan. We gazed out over the lasting
plains and scanned them for Uruks. Our paced quickened as we moved on, but something wasn't right.
I was uncomfortable and feeling rather sick. I looked over at Cindil, who had a wierd look on her face.
"ARAGORN," she shouted, "I need to go!" Aragorn looked back at her and Gimli got a disgusted
look on his face; Legolas wasn't listening.
"You can hold it!" Cindil's jaw dropped.
"No I can't! I REALLY gotta go!" Aragorn turned around and put his hands on his hips.
"Does it look like I care?" Cindil's face turned red and she snorted.
"FINE," she said, crossing her arms and turning her nose up. "I'll just wet myself.....or
better yet, let me ride on your shoulders so I can pay you back!" While those two quarreled, I felt
more and more unwell. Legolas and Laicalasse turned and looked at me. They sensed a change in me.
"My lady?" asked Legolas, alittle concerned. A sudden sharp pain ripped threw my lower abdominal
area and I gasped. I slouched in my saddle, clutching my stomache tightly. Legolas hurried over to me
and pulled me from my Tiny's back, laying me down. Cindil freaked out and ran to where I was.
"Denee?" she asked, looking down at me. "Are you okay?"
"I'm fine, but......I'VE GOT CRAMPS!" Cindil's eyes widened and she looked up at Legolas.
"We need to find a bush or something...quick!" The elf nodded and picked me up. After setting
me down behind a rock, Legolas was shooed off by Cindil and he waited patiently. After a few minutes,
we re-emerged, both feeling extremely better.
"What was that all about?" asked Gimli to Aragorn. Aragorn shrugged and approached us.
"What were you doing?" he asked. Cindil scowled at him and said,
"Girl stuff....what else?" I told Laicalasse what was wrong and she nodded.
"What was wrong!?! I demand to know!" said Aragorn, firmly. I glared at him and narrowed my
eyes.
"You wanna know? Okay.....I'll tell you. A SECRET! THAT'S WHAT! WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY!?!"
Gimli whistled and said,
" WOW! Must be rthat time of month." As I was mounting up, i looked back and said,
"Exactly!" All three of the boys looked at eachother, disgusted.
Our journey continued on for hours; nothing exciting seemed to be happening for a while. Then,
as we were coming down a small hill, we heard the sound of hooves and neighing. Aragorn made us dismount
and hide behind a large chunk of rock. At that moment, a group of Rohirim rode by, lead by Eomer. I
scanned the group of riders, but saw who none of the men were. Then, stupid Aragorn stood up and
shouted at them from his hiding place. Cindil, Laicalasse and I mounted up and followed the boys out
in the open. Cindil leaned over to me and said,
"Is it me, or does that one horse look familiar?" She pointed to a smokey gray gelding. I
couldn't see the rider, but I nodded anyway. We were surrounded quickly and the scary men pointed
their spears at us. Cindil and I put our hands up in mock surrender and smiled to ourselves. Some of
the men were talking about us and were saying some stuff not appropriate for me to repeat. Cindil
glared at them and said,
"Don't come anywhere near me or I'll sick my elf on YOU!" she sqealed as someone poked her
in the ribs with the tip of a spear.
"Come now, sweetheart. I only want to have some fun," laughed her attacker. Legolas whipped
out an arrow and aimed at the man.
"You would die before you touched her! The group tensed and threatened the elf.
"That's it Leggy! KILL HIM!" screamed Cindil.
"Cindil!?! Denee!?!" came a voice from the rider of the smokey gray horse. We looked back.
"Ben!?!" we screamed together.
"Cindil?" said Legolas.
"Legolas." said Cindil.
"Ben?" I said.
"Denee? Cindil?"
"Ben?"
"Cindil?"
"Leggy!"
"Cindil?"
"Ben!"
"Denee!!"
"ENOUGH!" shouted Aragorn. He came over to Cindil and me.
"You know this man?" asked Eomer. We nodded and he removed the sack that covered Ben's head.
He shook his head and smiled, showing his missing front tooth. He had list it playing Rugby, but it
didn't matter because it made him cute. His hands were tied to the horn of his saddle and his wrists
looked red. His brown hair stuck out everywhere, only resulting in a giggle from Cindil. Aragorn
spoke to Eomer as Cindikl introduced Legolas to Ben.
"Ben.....Leggy. Leggy.....Ben!" Legolas glared at Ben evily. This man was a threat to his
relationship with Cindil. He loved her and wasn't about to loose her to some human. Cindil and I were
happy now. We had Ben, but we still needed Merry and Pippin. And so the boys got horses and we
continued on to find the. We headed towards Fangorn forest, holding hope in our hearts that the two
hobbits were still alive.
*Sorry it took so long to get this up. I had to clean my room and I've been real busy w/ school. I
hope you like this story 'cuz there will be two more after it. For past readers, there will be new
humor and some suprises for ya! For those who are just beginning, you should read the prequel story
first so you know what's going on and who the characters are. Thanx and pleaz R&R! =)