Shikun's lollipop
A small girl of about eight year old, black hair with white tips and a pink
kimono, sat in the forest eating her lollipop. Miroku the perverted monk
walks by Shikun and looked at her delicious candy.
" That thing is evil isn't it, where did you get it?" The little demon girl
looked up at Miroku and help her pop to her chest and said.
"Mine" Miroku took his staff and hit the lollipop out of Shikun's hands and
took it away.
"Die evil lollipop" Said the monk, the little girl got an evil gleam in her
eyes as the unknowing monk chanted spells onto the candy. When the monk
finally noticed the girl power up he began to run. She chased the stupid
monk all around the forest firing energy blasts at him. Miroku failed to
notice he was running away with the girl's lollipop. (Bad Idea Miroku)
{Very bad} Miroku runs for his life screaming bloody murder. Miroku then
runs into Inuyasha and begins to plead for his life. Inuyasha then asks.
" Oi Miroku, what in the seven hells, are you running away from?" Miroku
looked up at the honyou and started to talk.
"Your evil daughter is trying to kill me!!!!!" yelled the monk panicked.
"What did you do to her?"
"All I did was take the evil demon from this lollipop" Inuyasha smacks
Miroku over the head.
"Shikun, come here please" The little girl skipped happily to her father's
side.
"Yes daddy?" she asked innocently. The monk thought he'd live. But he was
wrong.
"Hey Shikun I got your punching bag here for you." Just then the demon
exterminator, Sango walked up near the monk. She gave him a warning glare.
"Your stealing her lollipops from her again aren't you?" She said with a
hint of suspicion.
"But their evil lollipops, they'll swipe your soul and drag them into the
fiery pits of hell!" Then the little girl started punching the hoshi while
her father held him. Shikun saw the monks staff and grabbed it and just
stared marveling at it.
" Oooooh, look at this pretty thing" She said starring at the staff.
"NOO DON'T TOUCH THAT IT'S MINE!!" Shikun smacks Miroku over the head with
his own staff. She glared at him.
"It's mine now you evil person." She then waved the staff over his head.
"POOF! Your gone evil hoshi dude!" Miroku stared at the girl in confusion.
"Oooooookay" Suddenly Kagome walked up behind her daughter.
" Now give the little perverted Miroku his staff back, he needs that to
collect his pretty women." The little girl angrily gave the staff back to
Miroku. Miroku reached out and grabbed it. Then he began to rub against his
cheek.
"Thank you Lady Kagome!! My baby" Miroku then took out 1000 yen bill and
gives it to Kagome. "Here take this and meet me in the next bedroom." Sango
walks behind him.
"You PERVERT!!" Sango uses her giant boomerang and hits the monk over the
head with it. Sango then takes the lollipop and gives it back to Shikun.
"YAY my lollipop!!" Shikun inspects her precious candy, she goes from happy
to serious
"There's a crack on my lollipop." The Shikun grew angry and turned into her
demon form which was a giant evil doggy. She began to chase Miroku and she
beat him up. When Shikun was happy with her work she turned back to her
original form and dragged the unconscious Miroku by the collar.
"Now I have a doll and a lollipop. The End