Hieigod: from the makers of-
Disclaimer: Heaigod does not own yu-gi-oh or any other thing in this fic
Hieigod: stupid disclaimer!!! (pulls out gun, kills disclaimer)
Disclaimer: ow….
Hieigod: AHEM!!! Its says in the parentheses that you die!!
Disclaimer: oh Yhea! I mean akkkkkkkk…. (dies)
Hieigod: anyhoo, from the maker of dulest heaven I give you….CELEBERTY DEATHMATCH YGO STYLE!!! MUHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! AKKKKKKK!!! (chokes, rolls around on the floor for about 10 mins)
Kaiba: Just start the freaking show!!!!
Hieigod: um Yhea… ok I shall now draw the ewency wency bits of paper with your ewency wency names on it….ahem……drum roll if you please…
Kaiba: just pack the darn thing!!!!
Hieigod: (sniff) you don't have to be so mean…( draws ) Mokabua vs. ……JOEY!!! Annnnd as a special twist…. There shall be one extra thingy to this match……(draws) MIDEVIL WEPONRY!!!!
Mokaba: ohhhh!!! I want a samuri sword!!!
Hieigod: aint it cute??? You can have mine I always carry mine around just for the occasion (hands him a samuri sword) have fun!!!
Mokaba: thanks mister!!! I gonna kill Joey with it!
Kaiba: goooood boy!
Hieigod: what do you want Joey?
Joey: I wanta flaming sword!!
Hieigod: a flaming sword???
Joey: Yhea! Just like the flame swordsman!!
Hieigod: hey moron what if we don't have any flaming swords?? If we did it would burn down the arsenal storage!!!
Joey: fine…um…how about….a mace!!!
Hieigod: too bad
Joey: what!! Why not!!!
Hieigod: because
Joey: because why???
Hieigod: just because…
Joey: WHY NOT!!!!
Hieigod: are you deaf!!! I said BECAUSE!!!!
Joey: Fine…. What about an axe??
Hieigod: nope
Joey: gurrr… flail?
Hieigod: no
Joey: crossbow???
Hieigod: na-ah
Joey: spear??
Hieigod: guess again
2 hours later……
Joey: cell phone?
Hieigod: sorry
Joey: Mickey mouse ears??
Hieigod: no can do
Joey: WHAT DO YOU SUGGEST THAN!!!
Hieigod: ( hands him a grain of rice )
Joey: WHAT!!!!! He gets a samuri sword and I get a grain of rice??? THIS IS SO UNFAIR!!!
Hieigod: call it a handicap
Joey: what!!! I'm gonna die!!! All because you give him a samuri sword and me a grain of rice!!! that's a handicap!!!
Hieigod: do you want it to a dust particle???
Joey: gurrrrr….( steps into ring)
(match starts)
Mokaba: ( stabs Joey through the heart ) hehe I win!!!
Joey fan girl: I'll kill you!!!! (strangles HeaiGod)
Hieigod: ow… and um I never said he was dead just got stabbed!!
Joey: akkkkkk (dies)
HieiGod: now he's dead…..
Joey fangirl: I'll kill you!!! (Starts to strangle HeaiGod)
Hieigod: um I cant breathe…um help….akkkkk
Yami fangirl: it was just Joey not like it was anyone of any importance….. Like (sigh) Tristan…..
Joey fangirl: your going down hussy!!!! ( the two start to strange each other)
Hieigod: see ya next time folks! And if you R&R me PLEASE!!! give suggestions on the next chapter! For instance tell me who you want to kill each other!!! See ya next chapee!!!