Disclaimer: I do not own anything from Final fantasy 7 to 10 ok?
The Fantasy Fight!
Zidane, Tidus and Squall begin to glare at eachother. Zidane strikes first. He leaps up into the air yelling.
Zidane: Solution 9!!!!!
Squall: Honestly…
Tidus: No comment
Zidane slashes down on the two.
Karla: Miss
Tidus and Squall: Hahaha!
Zidane: Pouts
Tidus makes his move. He jumps up and yells.
Tidus: Bushido!!!!
Auron: That's mine
Tidus: Oh oops…I mean..Slice & Dice!!
Tidus runs around and franticly slices at the two.
Zidane: Hey…you ripped my jeans.
Squall: Ouch…not
Karla: This is boring you guys are meant to be the main male leads!?!
Squall: My turn now..
Squall leaps up yelling.
Squall: Lionheart!!
Tidus and Zidane: We're gone…
Squall slashes at the two nearly 25 times.
Karla: Squall is the winner!!!!
Tidus and Zidane: Awww…
Karla: and now unfortunately you two losers have to die.
Tidus and Zidane: WHAT!!??!!
Karla: Don't you guys read the fine print? On the little contract thing I gave you it said down the bottom in eeny weeny letters…" Losers have to die"
Tidus and Zidane: * Begin to sniff *
Two people walk up to them dressed in black and carrying two swords. Executioners.
Karla: Muhahahahahahahahahaha!!!
Tidus and Zidane begin screaming like little girls.
The executioner's raise their blades, ready to strike.
Karla: JUST KIDDING!! HAHAHAH YOUR LOOKS WERE PRICELESS!!
The executioners take off the dark hoods
Tidus and Zidane: Tifa? Cloud?
Tifa: Heeeheeeheee
Cloud: Yup now we're here!
Barret and Aeris walk on the stage
Karla: Even though you lost you get these pens from Odin Brand and a $5 gift voucher for any participating handbag store!
Zidane and Tidus: Yay!
Karla: Please sit at the losers bench.
They walk to the loser's bench and look depressed until they are handed their pens and gift vouchers. They begin to giggle and draw on eachother's arms.
Karla: our next fight will be between the now four main female leads, Yuna! Rinoa! Garnet! And Tifa!
Karla: We didn't choose you aeris because you died.
Aeris: Oh…
Karla: Ok so who will it be? Who will triumph? And who will get a free pen and gift voucher this time?
Author's Note: Another chapter finally done! Remember. Your vote decides! So plzzzz review and say your vote in it. Yuna, Rinoa, Garnet or Tifa? Who will win?
Thankyou sooo much to
Flora
Lunar-Girl
Kairi
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