ch4ajokeandthengoodbye

Harry Potter and Gryffindor's Secret

Chapter 4: A Joke and Then Goodbye

By: Lin-z

Author's Note: Many gracious thank you's go to my lovely reviewers! I never imagined that people would actually read my stories, let alone like them! (If you like what you read, leave a review! They really make my day, as I'm certain that any of you authors know…) This chapter contains quite a bit more action than the previous. Hopefully it's more fun to read, but I'll let you decide! If you like it, please don't forget to review! Anyhow, I suppose I must get on with the story… very well. Here goes!

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The doorbell rang through number four Privet Drive, barely noticed over the loud bangs and bleeps of Dudley's new computer game. It rang again, and this time it was heard by Mr Vernon Dursley.

'Dudley! Answer the door!' He shouted, not bothering to look up from the paper he had spread across his lap, half-reading, half-sleeping. He had Friday afternoons off, and the last thing he wanted was to have his splendid afternoon interrupted by some pimply-faced bloke trying to sell him "New and Improved!" this or that.

'Aw Dad, cantcha make Harry get it?' Dudley pleaded, not wanting to miss one alien-blasting second of his game.

'All right then. Harry! Answer the door!'

There was no answer.

He yelled again.

Still nothing.

Vernon heaved himself from his easy chair, cursing his lazy nephew all the way to the door.

'That ruddy boy is going to pay for this,' he growled, coming up on the door. 'I'd say a week back in his cupboard would teach him. Ignoring me… by George he's going to get it for this…' He yanked the door open and was about to yell a hardy 'GO AWAY!' at whomever was standing there, but he was shocked into a momentary silence as he recognised his black-haired, spectacled nephew on his doorstep.

'What do you think you're playing at now, boy?' he shouted at Harry, 'Get your weak arse back in here and get to work! I'll not have you skiving off, not in my house!' He fully expected Harry to apologise and get to work. He was most definitely not expecting the response Harry gave instead.

'What if I don't want to?' Harry yelled back! Never, in all the (just about) fourteen years that Harry had lived with them, had he ever yelled back at a direct order from Uncle Vernon.

Harry tried mightily to keep from breaking into explosive peals of laughter right on the spot as he watched his uncle's normally ruddy complexion grow dark purple and splotchy with rage. Harry would have been deeply afraid of his uncle's wrath, had he not known that his godfather was in the bushes, waiting for the perfect moment to jump out and rescue him.

'You'll do as you're told, boy,' Uncle Vernon spat, in sharp, staccato tones, 'or I will personally beat you to within a centimetre of your good-for-nothing life! Now you will get inside, and GET TO WORK!' Uncle Vernon scowled at Harry, both surprised and deeply angered by his nephew's sudden rebellious attitude.

'I don't reckon that would be such a great idea,' came a deep, somewhat hoarse voice from around the corner of the doorway.

Vernon's eyes widened as a man stepped out from around the porch. The man was tall; he had to be over six feet, with shaggy black hair and pale blue eyes. He wore black leather trousers and a tight black shirt that clearly showed every one of the bulging muscles beneath. The man walked up the steps, punching his hand with a fist in a very threatening manner.

'You see,' he said, 'I like my godson to be happy. When he's not happy, I'm not happy, and when I'm not happy… Well, I don't think you want to know what I do to people who don't make me happy.' The man sneered menacingly at Vernon Dursley, as if daring the fat older man to try anything smart.

Vernon was suddenly pale, the dark red splotches in his face fading to his normal red hues, and then to a slightly pink colour. He noticed that his hands were shaking slightly. He shoved them in the pockets of his trousers, not wanting the man on his doorstep to notice this.

So this must be Harry's godfather. Vernon had thought Harry had made him up. An imaginary protector, someone he could threaten the Dursley's with if he so chose. All this time his dratted nephew had actually been telling the truth! He had heard about this man's dastardly deeds: fourteen people, dead in one go, in the middle of the day. Now that he had seen the man, he wouldn't put it past him, either. The man standing before him definitely looked like the type who wouldn't think twice about ending the life of a fellow human being.

'R-r-right, sir.' Vernon mumbled, stepping aside to let Harry and the man pass. He had every intention of pegging it to the phone as soon as the man's voice was turned. It may have been a year and a half since the last time he had seen the hot-line number on the telly, but he remembered it as clearly as if he had just had the numbers burned to the inside of his eyelids.

The man sneered at him. 'Don't even think of calling the muggle police. I'll know if you do, and suffice it to say, the results will most definitely not be pretty. For you.'

Vernon had no idea what "muggle" meant, but he knew this man was serious. He didn't want to test his luck to see if the man was bluffing- maybe he wouldn't harm Petunia or Dudley as long as he got what he wanted.

'What is it you want, anyway?' Vernon asked, sounding quite a bit braver than he felt. Harry was sure his uncle would wet himself soon.

'I want you to promise me that you won't call the police, and that you will leave Harry and me alone whilst we complete our business here.' Sirius said, somehow managing to stifle the laughter building up within.

'Oh, right, of course, sir,' Vernon was shaking visibly now. 'Just please don't harm my wife or son,' he pleaded.

Sirius smiled- as if he would want anything with Lily's horse-like sister or her piggy nephew!

'Good then,' he grumbled, 'now leave us be.'

Vernon Dursley obligingly turned and half-ran, half-wobbled to the kitchen, where his wife and son were trying to hide beneath the table.

As soon as the Dursley's were out of earshot, Harry and Sirius exploded, no longer able to contain the mad peals of laughter at seeing Uncle Vernon shaking like a coward at the mere sight of Harry's harmless godfather. Harry was on the floor, clutching his stomach as tears of laughter squeezed from his eyes. Sirius was leaning against the doorway for support, also clutching his stomach as he laughed uncontrollably.

'Did you see the look on that old goat's face?! That was priceless!' Sirius exclaimed in a low voice, so as not to be heard by the family hiding in the kitchen.

'Yeah, priceless!' Harry repeated, sitting up and wiping the happy tears from the corners of his eyes.

'Right, well, we should probably get your things and be going. Your room is upstairs then?' Sirius said, calming down.

'Yeah, let's go,' Harry said, getting up from the floor and heading for the stairs. Sirius followed him up.

'Never, in all my life have I seen Uncle Vernon so scared! That was great, Sirius, just great!' Harry said, still amused at the sight of his uncle, pale and trembling.

'Eh, thanks, kid, it's nice to know I've still got some of my old charm.' Sirius did indeed look pleased at the results of their little game.

He sat upon Harry's bed and watched as his godson began to gather his things, stacking everything neatly in its place within the trunk at the foot of his bed. James had been the type to throw everything in at once, always needing someone to sit on the top of his trunk as he fastened it. He must have inherited his tidiness from his mother, either that, or years of doing chores for his uncle's family. Harry pulled up the loose floorboard and pulled his homework supplies from their hiding place, stacking those in their place.

'Here, want some of these?' he asked, handing Sirius a box of scones he had pulled from the spot under the loose floorboard. 'Mrs Weasley sent them over a couple of weeks ago, when I found that Dudley was still on his diet.' Sirius took one, and Harry put the box in his trunk. "Mm," he thought, "it's been much too long since I've had these!"

Harry slammed the lid of his trunk down, successfully showing Sirius that he was done packing.

'All through!' he said, locking Hedwig's cage and placing it on his bed.

He stared at his trunk, a frown creasing his brow and distorting the scar on his forehead. 'How ever are we going to get this back to your house?' he asked, trying to think of a way to get a fifty-pound trunk on a flying motorbike.

Sirius smiled knowingly. 'You may not be able to do magic over the summer, my little man, but I can. Watch this:' he said, waving his wand and muttering the words to a simple shrinking charm.

'Hey, don't call me little!' Harry sounded offended, but he was smiling despite himself.

Sirius picked up his trunk, now the size of a walnut, and threw it to Harry. Harry caught it deftly and put it in his pocket.

'Right-o, mate,' he said, nodding to Sirius. 'I think that's everything!' The two of them got up, Harry grabbing Hedwig's cage, and made their way to the front door. Harry stopped at the door to yell a customary good bye to his family, which, of course, remained unanswered.

Sirius climbed on his motorbike, sitting forward and allowing Harry enough space to sit on the back, with Hedwig's cage situated on his lap. As soon as all three were secure, Sirius pushed engine silencer and lifted off, releasing the invisibility button when they were above the clouds. Harry watched as the Dursley's home was shrunken by distance and smiled happily, knowing that he would never be forced to spend another summer in that dratted hellhole.

As Harry soared through the air, he had no idea that he was being watched. In a large and stately room with exquisite green and silver hangings, a tall and slender man stood over an ornately carved gilded cauldron, staring into its shimmering waters. The man watched with serpentine scarlet eyes as a man and a boy flew happily through the air, apparently without a care in the world. He had plans for the boy, though. Plans that involved the boy being tortured beyond even his wildest nightmares, powerless to stop it or even to fight back before he was killed. The boy was insolent, and for that, he would not be afforded the luxury of a quick and painless death. The boy would suffer terribly for the thirteen years that he had been forced to survive without a body of his own. Yes, the boy would get his just rewards.

Dumbledore, no doubt, thought he was being smart. Sending Severus Snape to capture Peter Pettigrew had hardly been a setback for the great Lord Voldemort. Pettigrew was a blithering idiot, and Voldemort was honestly somewhat relieved to have him off of his hands. He had served his purpose when he gave of his flesh, and the Dark Lord now had more than enough capable, brave, and ready wizards at his service to make the lowly Pettigrew worth saving. He would find the recipe for that potion without Pettigrew, and remove that detested boy of his undiscovered power before he discovered it and grew too strong for Voldemort to destroy.

Now that Harry Potter was entering his fifth year at Howarts, Voldemort knew that he must act soon. He had to destroy Potter before he knew of the powers that lay dormant within himself, before he realised that he had the power to destroy the Dark Lord once and for all.

Voldemort sat back on his lavishly gilded throne, imagining the various, horrible means he would use to torture the detested Potter before killing him. He smiled faintly, lost in his evil thoughts. 'At last, Harry Potter will be mine….'

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~Lin-z~