A/N: This is the sequel to Freaks in Bikinis and I hope you'll like this just as much as before or even better. FIB was only one chappie, so I'll try to make this longer. Thanks for all the reviews! Plus the future ones. Disclaimer: These sick and wrong things do not happen in the books or the movie (Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings and Charlie's Angels) nor do I own them.

Purple Goddess- I'm back!

The rest of the now naked student body- *stare at her for a few seconds* NooooooOOOOOOO!

Purple Goddess- Muwahahahahahahahahahah!

Legolas- Help me! I'm still being chased by these girls! And your wrinkled skinny Headmaster is catching up! I think he wants to snog me!

Dumbledore-Yup. You're so, you're so, you're so, sexy! Sexy, sexy! I need a man to." *sings horribly* (Does anyone know that song?)

Purple Goddess- Omagosh, I think I'll join them! Yooooohoooo, Legolas! *joins the rest of the now-drooling red-eyed girls and their headmaster.

Legolas-My life sucks!

A big boom sounds in the chaotic hall. All heads turn around and everyone looks at the big hole in the wall. Then, out of the smoke rises. the Creepy Thin Man? With scissors?

CTM: I need hair! Must have all that hair!

Everyone else- ...... run?

All: EEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

Hermione- He's coming closer! Get him away from me! *clutches her forty feet long hair/afro* (it grew.don't ask me why) It took me so long to dye this GREEN!!!!

CTM: Whoa. That's very, very, very, looooooong. *comes closer*

Another boom sounds in the hall. Everyone turns around to look again. Even CTM stops cutting off Hermione's hair (now ten feet long) to look. Out of the ashes rise: Charlie's Angels? With pink ducky floaters?

Dylan: You shall not harm that poor girl any longer! Let her go!

All: HahahahahahahahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Dylan: What?

All: You're bald!

A/N: Review, please, review please. Coming up: A ducky fight complete with bubbles.