A/N: I am adding Snape! I am adding Snape! I hope this doesn't go too out of wack anyway.

Dylan: Why did you cut off all my beautiful hair?

CTM: Because I love you! Your hair is my only source of getting you! *recites from Shakespeare*

Dylan:..?

CTM: Marry me!

A voice booms in the hall. The weary havocked students turn around and look. Snape comes out, in red robes.

Snape: Stop! I love you more Dylan! I have dressed up in red, your favorite color!

Slytherins: TRAITOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Snape: I'm changing later.

Slytherins: Oh.

Dylan: Do I know you?

Snape: Duh. Remember that night at the bar when you were a strip dancer and then you were drunk and danced in front of me so I grabbed yo- Dylan snaps Snape's mouth shut.

Dylan: Okay,okay, I'll marry you if you SHUT UP!! And I hate the color red.

Snape: Yeah!

Alex: You slut! You said you were a virgin!

Dylan: Ah...

The hall explodes another time. The enraged students weep. Suddenly, the hall turns pink with angel flowers and hearts.

Everyone: Lockhart is back! And he has pixies!

Lockhart: Blue HORNY Pixies to be sure. Nah, I'm just joking.

Everyone: Phew!

A/N: Was this too short? Please review. Love ya.