Duo sat there, popping the small orange things into his mouth. No, he
was not doing drugs. At least not to the author's knowledge. The small
orange things happened to be goldfish. About half the box was consummed, as
he sat, staring at the computer screen. All of the sudden, he jumped up and
started screaming.
"CURSE YOU! STUPID DIAL-UP, CHEAP BUTT, P2P, MP3 LOADER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
He then began in a taunting voice, and then disgusted, "WE COULD have had DSL but NOOOOOOO Wufei wanted the stupid 200$ gift card for Geffery's Golf- O-Rama that came with the SLOW-ASS DIAL-UP!"
- Vision of Wufei playing golf appears on screen. Let us all attain anime- like faces of horror. -
"WHAT'S MORE?! Our computer is so ANCIENT that I can't even run a decent mp3 system on here!!!!!!! Stupid QUATRE is so CHEAP he won't even buy us a new computer!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have to survive on PEER TO PEER!!!!!!!!!"
- At this point, Duo's braid has fallen out, his pale face makes the dark circles under his eyes more obvious, and his pupils and irises have become very tiny. About seventeen empty, 20 fl oz Live Wire Mountain Dew bottles litter the floor. -
"THIS IS SOOOOO UNFAIR!!!!!!'
- Duo begins popping goldfish into his mouth rapidly, chomping furiously in his anger. -
CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP
SO UH-F-AIR
CHOMP chomp CHOMP
I IMPLEE AN'T BEWEVE DIS
CHHHHHHOOMMMP CHOMPCHOMP
FOCED TO UT UHP WIV SHUCH CHEEP
cHhHhHhHOOOOOOOOOoOOOOOOoooooOoOmPPPPPPPPP
CRAAAAPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!
HACK WHEEZE HACK HACK HACK
CAU-GHT IN ROAT
HACK HACK HACK
SUUUFF-O-Ca-TiNGGGGG
HACK WHEEEEZZZEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Heeeeeeelllppppp....
hack...
"Duo?! What the hell...NOT AGAIN!"
Thump. Thump Thump.
- Duo lies on floor, little bouncing swirrlies in place of eyes. Quatre is shaking his head. -
"I wonder how he got to them...."
- Heero walks in -
"Oh DEAR!"
- Heero just said oh dear. Yes, you heard right. Is the sky falling yet? -
"How'd he reach them?"
"Kami knows."
"Oh well. Wanna go play Monopoly?"
"Yea! Rich boy's game!!!!!!!!"
- Heero and Quatre skip off happily. Duo remains, seeing...swirrly things. -
END!!
"CURSE YOU! STUPID DIAL-UP, CHEAP BUTT, P2P, MP3 LOADER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
He then began in a taunting voice, and then disgusted, "WE COULD have had DSL but NOOOOOOO Wufei wanted the stupid 200$ gift card for Geffery's Golf- O-Rama that came with the SLOW-ASS DIAL-UP!"
- Vision of Wufei playing golf appears on screen. Let us all attain anime- like faces of horror. -
"WHAT'S MORE?! Our computer is so ANCIENT that I can't even run a decent mp3 system on here!!!!!!! Stupid QUATRE is so CHEAP he won't even buy us a new computer!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have to survive on PEER TO PEER!!!!!!!!!"
- At this point, Duo's braid has fallen out, his pale face makes the dark circles under his eyes more obvious, and his pupils and irises have become very tiny. About seventeen empty, 20 fl oz Live Wire Mountain Dew bottles litter the floor. -
"THIS IS SOOOOO UNFAIR!!!!!!'
- Duo begins popping goldfish into his mouth rapidly, chomping furiously in his anger. -
CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP
SO UH-F-AIR
CHOMP chomp CHOMP
I IMPLEE AN'T BEWEVE DIS
CHHHHHHOOMMMP CHOMPCHOMP
FOCED TO UT UHP WIV SHUCH CHEEP
cHhHhHhHOOOOOOOOOoOOOOOOoooooOoOmPPPPPPPPP
CRAAAAPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!
HACK WHEEZE HACK HACK HACK
CAU-GHT IN ROAT
HACK HACK HACK
SUUUFF-O-Ca-TiNGGGGG
HACK WHEEEEZZZEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Heeeeeeelllppppp....
hack...
"Duo?! What the hell...NOT AGAIN!"
Thump. Thump Thump.
- Duo lies on floor, little bouncing swirrlies in place of eyes. Quatre is shaking his head. -
"I wonder how he got to them...."
- Heero walks in -
"Oh DEAR!"
- Heero just said oh dear. Yes, you heard right. Is the sky falling yet? -
"How'd he reach them?"
"Kami knows."
"Oh well. Wanna go play Monopoly?"
"Yea! Rich boy's game!!!!!!!!"
- Heero and Quatre skip off happily. Duo remains, seeing...swirrly things. -
END!!