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A/N:  This is our first Crossover of Buffy the Vampire Slayer and the Tamora Pierce books. We do neither like Xander nor Riley very much, so Xander or Riley fans shouldn´t read this…by the way we don´t have anything against homosexuality, we just liked the thought of a Riley/Gary – pairing and anything that could be understood as something against homosexuals is just against Riley…and, don´t take this too serious, we love Buffy and the TP-Books as much as you do…

Chapter 1

*BUMP* *ouch*

Alanna yelps as she crashes onto the staircase. Just a second later she is buried under the body of her husband and pressed harder against the stairs. "Ouch! George, please get down!" "Yes, sorry-" Another bump throws him onto her again. "Dammit!" Then George is lifted up her tortured body. Confused she looks around herself to find that she and George have not been the only ones thrown though the air.

The door down the stairs opens and Anya appears there, put into a huge rabbit costume. When she sees the five persons lying on the stairs over and under each other, she bursts into loud laughter.

Alanna, hearing laughter, turns around to see a woman in a huge rabbit costume. Startled she comes to her feet. The others, as startled as she, are looking at Jon now, waiting for their king to say something. Jon, noticing the looks, clears his throat. "Um- hi."

Buffy's the next one to storm into the room. She looks really ridiculous in her shiny, white princess-dress. "What the..." When she sees the strange dressed people on her stairs, her eyes widen. "Oh my god! What are you?"

"Um- excuse me, my lady, I think we came into your house unasked for." Jon climbs down the stairs and over Raoul and bends down, taking the young lady's hand and hissing it slightly.

Buffy squeaks and jumps back. "Hey, do you think I'm stupid? I know about you monsters!"

"Ah- what? Excuse me?" Jon takes a step back, his face confused. "Hey-" Raoul calls from behind, trying to get to his feet. "Do you know who you're talking with?"

"No. But I would like to. Only without all that... touching..." She's making her eew-face. Anya stands behind her, looking puzzled. Finally she leans forward and whispers into Buffy's ear. "Don't be so rude. I like this boy... and I think he's just trying to be nice." She smiles sweetly at Jon.

Jon smiles back at the lady-in-rabbit, as Gary steps beside him, inquiring: "Excuse our rudeness, my lady! This is king Jonathan of Conté, his Champion Lady Alanna of Olau and Pirate's Swoop, surely you've herd of both of them. Her husband Baron George, Sir Raoul of Goldenlake and Malorie's Peak, commander of the King's Own, and I myself, Gareth of Naxen, the younger, prime minister. Now are we allowed to know where exactly we are and who you are?"

Buffy needs a moment to understand this Gareth. Why the hell did he have to speak like this? But at least she had an idea now what that was... though she still thought it was ridiculous for guys at that age to play Halloween-tricks. But she decided to do them a favour and play the game. "You are in the house of Buffy Summers, your lordship, and this is my friend Anya. Sunnydale town. By the way, nice costume." She winked to force the guys to give up their masquerade a little. Maybe now that she had played their game, they would be satisfied and go away.

A/N:okay, this was the first chapter, we hope you liked it…now please press the nice little button down there saying "go" and review….