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Disclaimer: I do not own GS! But I do not own nothing! Because I own this fic!

GOJYO'S DIARY CHAPTER TWO: NO MORE PEEPING TOM (The group is now rejoicing because a female has replaced their perverted companion.)

Goku: "...mmm."

Hakkai: "Nani yo?"

Gojyo: "Hakkai, help me first! Before that. that. saru!"

Hakkai: "Gomen nasai Gojyo. Goku, are you okay?"

Gojyo: "Hakkai! I said mind me first! Can you put Goku out of your concern!"

(Wow, female hormones are starting to get to Gojyo, ne?)

Hakkai: "Gojyo, since you're now a girl, it doesn't mean that you should get all the attention,"

(Don't worry, his not angry, he's still smilling when he said this.)

Goku: "Harahetta.."

Hakkai: "Oh. sorry Goku. I guess we forgot all about breakfast,"

Gojyo: "See, Hakkai, he's problem is just all about food" (stomach growls.)

Hakkai: "Ok, since all of us. I guess. Sanzo are you already hungry?"

Sanzo: "Iye,"

Hakkai: "Okay.. Since the three of us are already hungry, I'll cook breakfast,"

Gojyo: "Okay, I guess we all need a break. But be sure that it's fast. Or else it won't be a break-fast!"

Goku: "Finally! Food! Food! Food!"

Hakkai: "Gojyo, can you kindly set the table,"

Gojyo: "Do I have to?"

Hakkai: "Whether you like it or not, you'll be the mother of the group,"

Goku: "Hakkai, can you please cook: meat buns, pork buns, noodle soup, dumplings, shrimp.. and pudding!"

Hakkai: "Maa. maa. Goku, you know we don't have the ingredients for those. Besides, we have to save food, because, next time, I won't be the one who's going to cook,"

Gojyo: "But Hakkai, I don't wanna cook, and you don't want to be poisoned, ne,"

Goku: "Hakkai, oh please, oh please, I don't wanna die yet,"

Sanzo: (00'') (slowly moves away)

Hakkai: "Oh, but what I'm telling you is for tomorrow," (00;;)

Sanzo: "(*o*) (relieved, slowly comes back) *it's good no one saw me*,"

After a few hours. The ikkou just finished their meal. Yap! Just now.

Gojyo: "What do I have to do now,"

Hakkai: "You're going to wash the dishes! No need to worry, I'll help you. Here's the first plate,"

CRASH! Gojyo broke the first plate she held.

Gojyo: "Aw! Hakkai My leg's wounded! It's bleeding! Oh, my beautiful legs!"

Hakkai: "Really?-,"

(Hakkai said, trying hard not to think about something green about Gojyo)

Hakkai: "-Ok, here's what you should do; get a wet towel, and a bandage,"

Gojyo: "But Hakkai! My leg hurts! All I can do now is sit!"

Hakkai FINALLY looked at Gojyo, and carried her to the room.

Hakkai: "ok, just relax, and I will cure your wound,"

Gojyo: "Of course, duh! What else are you suppose to do to my leg!"

After a few hours of curing, Hakkai's finally relieved. Goku went inside the room.

Hakkai: "Hi, Goku,"

Goku: "What are you going to do with Gojyo, Hakkai? Are you going to do the same thing Gojyo does when he has a girl in his room?"

Hakkai/Gojyo: "Of course not,"

Gojyo: "Why don't you go with the corrupted monk to the restaurant?"

Goku: "Okay!"

Hakkai: "Okay Gojyo, you should now act like a girl, so you wouldn't get hurt,"

Gojyo: "but I- I don't know how,"

Hakkai: "that's why I'm here to teach you. Okay."

Gojyo: "Okay?"

Hakkai: "Okay."

Gojyo: "Now what? You kept saying okay,"

Hakkai: "Okay. We'll discuss about the 'menstruation thingy',"

Gojyo: "Menstruation? Does it have something to do with men? Or seducing men? If so, count me in! I sure know how. As I can see, I'm already turning you on,"

Hakkai: "Of course not, Gojyo,"

Gojyo: "What no? Menstruation's not about men?"

Hakkai: "Yes, menstruation isn't about seducing men, and no 'because you're not turning me on,"

Gojyo: "Is that so? Then, why are you blushing?"

Hakkai: "Am I?! Oh! But it doesn't have to do anything about you,"

(Hakkai said still blushing and smilling)

Gojyo: (00;;)

Hakkai: "Anyway, let's just continue. as I was saying, menstruation is caused when your egg cell didn't meet any sperm cell so it goes down to your . um. vagina. with dirty blood,"

Gojyo: (00'') "Oh. that's why girls have sex so they won't have their menstruation,"

Hakkai: "Not all girls do. Only some of them. And I don't think that's the reason why they have sex. You see Gojyo, if an egg cell meets a sperm cell, it will be fertilized. And you will have a baby,"

Gojyo: "So.. How do you get rid of it?"

Hakkai: "No, you don't get rid of it, you should just prevent it from staining your clothes,"

Gojyo: "How?"

Hakkai: "By putting some napkins in your panty. Anyway, let's go to the store so we can buy napkins and bandages,"

Gojyo: "Bandages? Why? Who got wounded?

Hakkai: (00?) "Nobody got wounded, it's to cover your. um . nipples,"

Gojyo: "But the girls I have sex with don't wear those,"

Hakkai: (00)

Gojyo: "And they look more attractive without bandages,"

Hakkai: (00!) "Gojyo, you still need to wear bandages,"

At the restaurant with Sanzo and Goku:

Waitress: "What's your order, sir?"

Goku: "Two pork buns, two meet buns, one bowl of noodles-,"

Waitress: (00")

Sanzo: "Urusai!"

THWACK

Goku: (00) "I think that's enough for me,"

Waitress: "how about you sir?"

Sanzo: "one bottle of wine,"

Waitress: "Ok, anything else?"

Goku: "one-,"

THWACK Sanzo: "That's enough,"

Back to Gojyo and Hakkai, in the store;

Hakkai: "Gojyo, these are napkins, and bandages,"

Gojyo: "Hello Mr. Napkin, and hello Mr. Bandage,"

Hakkai: (00) "We better pay these and go home already,"

Gojyo: (0u0)

In the inn with Hakkai, Goku and Sanzo:

Goku watching Hakkai. I don't know why. Hakkai drinking his tea and Sanzo going to read the newspaper when Gojyo went inside the kitchen.

Gojyo: "Hakkai can you help me put this bandage-, oops sorry."

Hakkai/ Sanzo: (00) *stares at Gojyo's breasts*

There was silence for awhile.

Hakkai blushed and is out of his self.

Sanzo blushed, grabbed the newspaper, covered his face, pretended he didn't see anything and pretended that he's reading the newspaper.

Goku: "Ahhhhh-,"

Hakkai's back to himself and turned to Goku.

Goku: "ahhhh! Hakkai! Sanzo has an eye problem! He reads newspaper upside down!"

Sanzo: "What are you talking about- *looks at the newspaper*- Oh?!"

Hakkai: (*o*) "Gojyo, can you go to the bathroom first,"

Gojyo: "Sorry!"

Sanzo: "Hakkai, next time, tell him not to go here to us, undressed!" Hakkai: "Hay hay,"

Gojyo: "Sorry Hakkai!"

Hakkai: "Ok, what you should do is rap it around your. breast." (Hakkai's hands are covering his eyes)

Gojyo: "Ok.I got it............Finished!"

Hakkai: "Ok. I'll go back to the kitchen."

After a few hours..

The group is having their 'snack time'. Hakkai's drinking his tea, Goku's eating his pork bun, Gojyo's drinking coke (she quit drinking beer), and Sanzo's smoking. And there was silence.

Hakkai: ..What am I thinking about Gojyo?......... Does she really turn me on?.......

Goku was the first one to break the silence.

Goku: "Hakkai, your face is turning red!"

Sanzo: "Hakkai, why are you so red?"

Hakkai's hands touched his face all over.

Hakkai: (00!) "Really? Oh, look-,"

(Throws his tea to Goku's face.)

Hakkai: "-oops. gomenasai Goku, clumsy me! I'll get a rag and more tea!"

Gojyo: "What's wrong with Hakkai?"

Goku: "I think he's-,"

THWACK

Sanzo: "Leave them alone,"

Goku: "I get it! Why?"

Sanzo: "Ch,"

Goku: "Why-,"

Sanzo: "Urusai!"

Goku: (00)

After a few minutes..

Hakkai: "Here's the rag, Goku. I'll go somewhere else. first."

Gojyo/Goku: (OO?)

Sanzo: (00)

Gojyo: "It's getting dark already.. I bet he's going inside soon,"

Goku: "But we haven't eaten dinner yet!"

Gojyo: "I'm not hungry. I'm not gonna cook. So, Sanzo, can you take Goku to a restaurant please?"

Sanzo: "Ch,"

Goku: "Yey!"

Gojyo went to her room, and waited for Hakkai to go inside. Unfortunately, Hakkai took few hours before he went to the room.

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