Hey these are some great ideas guys! I thought I'd let you know that Low Light, Shipwreck, Logan and several other characters will not appear in this fic because they are gonna be in the sequel, 'Adventures in Camping' and maybe in a third fic showing what Xavier and Hank run into in Washington D.C. The fics will show what went on with the other X-Men while Jean and Scott were taking care of the Triplets. However I got a lot of great ideas thanks to all of you! And now…
Night on the Town
"Why the hell am I here in Bayville?" Sabertooth grumbled as he stormed out of a bar. "I can't even get into a decent fight with Wolverine 'cause he's out of town! Why can't Magneto send one of the new guys to snoop around Bayville? The least he could do is let me attack the mansion while everyone's away but nooooooooooooo…"
His nostrils flared as he smelled the scent of young females mixed in with the exhaust of a very expensive car. He saw three young women emerge from a corvette parked nearby. "Well," Sabertooth licked his lips. "At least this evening won't be a total loss. Might as well have some fun with those frails."
He stalked behind them. "There's something very familiar about those three…" Sabertooth grumbled. He rushed behind them and was about to frighten them when they suddenly turned around.
"Oh it's you," Daria said simply.
"We thought someone was following us," Quinn said.
"Didn't you learn your lesson the last time that it's not nice to pick on young girls?" Brittany asked.
"The last…?" Sabertooth blinked when he started to notice that the girls' eyes changed from blue to pure white.
"You need to be reminded of that lesson," All three girls spoke as one.
"Oh crap…" Sabertooth's eyes widened. "I remember that scent now!"
"Bad Kitty…" The girls' eyes glowed brightly as they powered up.
"Okay I think I must be going now!" Sabertooth tried to back away. But not before the three girls used their psychic powers on him. "YEOWWWWWWW!"
"BAD KITTY!" Trinity shouted.
"Psychic lightning bad!" Sabertooth shouted as he ran for his life. "Psychic lightning very bad!" He screamed as another bolt shot through him. "YEOWWW! VERY VERY BAD!"
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Meanwhile back at the mansion, Jean tried to clear her head of the fuzzy thoughts in her brain. She was about to open her eyes and see the situation she was in when something sharp poked her in the behind.
"YEOW!" Jean sat up and looked around in shock. She couldn't believe what she saw. Then she saw Barney holding the small dart. "BARNEY YOU…"
And immediately she fell back asleep.
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"You know using our powers to fry people always makes me hungry," Daria said.
"Let's get a snack!" Quinn pointed at the Gut Bomb Burger place.
"I wonder where Polly and Lockheed took off to?" Brittany asked as they went over there.
"Just look for the nearest bar," Daria told her. "We'll find them later."
As they entered the Gut Bomb they found the place was filled with teenagers out for a nightly prowl. Every one of them stared as the triplets sauntered in. "Wow! Who are they?" One guy's jaw dropped.
"Whoever they are, they're hot!" A football player gasped. "Hey Duncan get a load of those babes!"
"Watch the master, guys," Duncan fixed his hair and went over to the triplets. "Well hello…"
"Goodbye…" Daria gave him a cold glance.
"Now wait a minute sis," Brittany winked. "Let's not be so rude. I'm Brittany, that's Daria and that's Quinn."
"Let me guess, you're triplets huh?" Duncan turned on the charm.
"Wow you must be an honor student," Daria said sarcastically.
"We're new in town," Quinn smiled.
"Name's Duncan," He grinned. "I'd be happy to show you around."
"Why not?" Brittany grinned.
"What?" Daria asked.
"Well we could use a gentleman escort," Quinn grinned. "And of course a gentleman wouldn't let three ladies starve to death now would he?"
"Oh," Daria grinned. "That's right. We do feel a bit peckish now do we?"
"Uh well…" Duncan started to say.
"YO! WAITRESS!" Brittany grabbed Duncan by the jacket. "WE NEED SOME MENUS OVER HERE! PRONTO!"
They grabbed a table and some menus. "Okay," Quinn said. "We'll have twelve double decker cheeseburgers, two large cheesy cheddar fries plates, three baskets of onion rings…"
"Oh get some of these mozzarella sticks!" Daria said. "I love those!"
"And a few orders of fried clams," Brittany said. "And vanilla milkshakes all around!"
"Hey I want chocolate!" Daria said.
"And I want coffee flavored!" Quinn said.
"Oh I didn't know they had coffee flavored," Brittany said.
"Yeah change that to coffee for me as well," Daria said. "Hey Duncan do you want anything? Seeing as you're paying for all of this."
"Now wait a minute…" Duncan gasped.
"Thank you so very much," Daria grinned. "That's so generous of you!"
"Hey everybody!" Brittany shouted. "Duncan's buying dinner for everyone in here tonight! So get whatever you want!"
"WHAT?" Duncan shouted.
"EVERYBODY CHEER FOR DUNCAN!" Quinn shouted. The entire Gut Bomb roared in appreciation.
"But I…but I…" Duncan gasped.
"Hang on tight Duncan…" Daria gave him an evil grin. "It's gonna be a bumpy ride."
Meanwhile at a nearby bar…
"WHAT'DYA MEAN YOU DON'T SERVE PARROTS IN HERE?" Polly squawked at the bartender. "YOU'RE PERFECTLY WILLING TO SERVE ALL THESE OTHER APES!"
"This reminds me of the worst bar joke I have ever heard," The bartender grumbled.
"What's wrong with being a parrot?" Polly continued on his tirade. "You some kind of bird hater buddy? You want me to call the Audubon Society on you? Huh? I'll do it to!"
"Somebody please tell me I'm on Candid Camera or something," The bartender moaned. Then he saw Lockheed wandering the top of the bar, eating all the peanuts in sight. "Okay it's official. I'm giving up drinking on the job!"
"What's the matter? Is my money not good enough?" Polly shouted. "I'll sue! This is discrimination! AWK! Somebody get my attorney!"
"Geeze Cliff what do you think they put in these beers here?" One overweight man looked at his glass as Lockheed wandered by.
"I dunno Norm, but it's actually a little known fact that people seeing pink elephants when they are intoxicated is an extremely rare event. More people actually do see dragons and unicorns and other mythological creatures," His companion said.
"So what do we do about it?" A third portly man with glasses and a balding head asked.
"The same thing we always do Paul," Norm said. "We drink another beer."
"I'll drink to that," Cliff nodded.
"Me too!" Polly said as he was finally served a beer glass.
"Yeah, yeah whatever it takes to shut off the voices inside my head," The bartender groaned. "Man this is the worst drunken binge I have ever had!"
Back at the Gut Bomb…
"PARTY! PARTY!" Brittany danced on one of the tables. The burger joint had been officially turned into a wild party. People were dancing to the music, having food fights, and generally making a huge mess.
Something broke in the back. "Don't worry about it," Daria shouted. "Just put it on Duncan's tab!"
"NOW WAIT JUST A DAMN MINUTE!" Duncan shouted.
"Hey watch this!" Quinn appeared with several lighted candles and started juggling them for the amusement of the crowd. "Okay Duncan you try!"
"Wait! No! Stop!" Duncan yelled as the candles were tossed his way. "YEOW THAT'S HOT!"
"Oh look Duncan you set a table on fire," Quinn remarked.
"MY RESTAURANT!" The manager screamed. "YOU CRAZY KIDS ARE RUINING MY RESTAURANT!"
"It's that kid's fault!" One waitress pointed at Duncan.
"Don't look at me!" Duncan protested.
"Don't be so modest," Quinn remarked. "Here, try juggling some more candles! You know what they say, practice makes perfect!"
"YEOW!" Duncan shouted.
"Hey let's go girls," Daria said. "Let's find a dance club or something!"
"Can't we stay here?" Brittany asked.
"Nah I think the cops are on the way," Daria pointed outside. Sure enough there were some police cruisers making their way to the scene.
"Okay, we'll head out the back!" Brittany hopped down from the table. "Bye Duncan! Thanks for the free food!"
"Hey now wait a minute!" Duncan tried to go after them but was caught up in a conga line. "Come back here!"
The girls had managed to sneak out the back just as the cops came in. "That was fun," Brittany said. "Do you think we should go back now?"
"Are you kidding?" Quinn laughed. "Girl we've barely begun!"
Well, what do you think? Next up just what did happen to Scott and Jean? And what else will the Triplets do? I have some ideas but I could always use more! Keep those suggestions coming.