Chapter 5 / Part 2
'Ryoko, could you send Tenchi in to me, I have the antidote ready for him.' Washu asked, through telekinesis.
'Ok, he'll be there in a second,' Ryoko said as she gets up from the couch. She was watching old reruns of Neon Genesis Evangelion, but she'd seen this one at least 5 times. She walks out to the garden where she was last with Tenchi, and he was there with his wooden sword, practicing. "Hey Tenchi, Washu said that she has your antidote ready, or whatever."
"Oh right. Thanks Ryoko. Now I hope I will be able to get back to my normal self again." Tenchi said, smiling.
"Who said that would be a good thing?" Ryoko said, punching Tenchi softly on the arm.
"Hey, don't even start to mess with the Master Tenchi," he said, as he picked up his wooden sword. "I could break you in two with this thing!"
"Oh really?" Ryoko said as she single handedly took Tenchi's sword away from him, pushed him to the ground, got on top of him, and put the sword to his throat.
"Um. this is a bad day for me," he said, pushing Ryoko off of him, and getting up, dusting dirt off of himself. He looked up, actually, looked down, at Ryoko still on the ground, laughing her ass off. "Hey, it wasn't that funny!" Tenchi said. He put out his arms for Ryoko to grab on to, and she grabs on to them.
"Thanks oh great master Tenchi!" she said, laughing through her tears. She looks up at Tenchi, gives him a little kiss on the cheek. "Didn't you have to go see Washu?" she said, no longer laughing.
"Oh yeah. Thanks for reminding me." Tenchi starts running back to the house. He walks in the door to see Sasami. "Hey Sasami-san! When is dinner going to be ready?"
"Oh, hello Tenchi. It should be done in about a half hour, could you please tell Washu?" Sasami said, never looking up from her delicious looking chicken and rice dish.
"Actually, I don't think that Washu and I will be able to be at dinner, so just save us two plates, if you would. Washu had some "scientific breakthrough" on my thing, so she is planning on experimenting on me tonight."
"Oh Master Tenchi, do be careful!!" Sasami said, as she walked over, and gave Tenchi a small hug, but that stopped when the rice started to boil over in its pot.
"Awe heck!" Sasami screamed as she ran over and turned down the heat to it, and then burned her hand on some overflowing water. "OOWWW!!" She ran over to the sink, and turned on the cold water. "Ah." She sighed.
"Right. I'm going to go ahead and go to Washu's lab, if you need me, that's where I'll be." Tenchi said as he slowly backed up from a frustrated Sasami. Tenchi walked down the hallway, and went into through the door. "Washu, I heard your ready!" Tenchi screamed throughout the lab, and it echoed right back at him.
"Oh yes, Tenchi. You're finally here! What took you so long?! No, don't even answer that, just come over here, I finally completed the antidote!" Washu walked over to Tenchi and shoved him down into a chair. "Here, now let me explain some things that might occur while this is getting into your system to balance out this. love thing. You may experience some mood swing."
'Great, I'm gonna have PMS.' Tenchi thinks rolling his eyes. Everything else that came out of Washu's mouth sounded like, 'blah blah blah, raging, blah blah blah, try to keep control, blah blah blah'
"Tenchi, are you listening to me?" Washu said, walking over to Tenchi, bending over and looking him straight in the eyes.
"Um, yes, maybe, possibly. no, actually, not really." Tenchi said, babbling through his words.
"Hahaha, I didn't think so. But that's ok; you'll just have to experience things on your own, without any knowledge of that the hell is happening in your body." Washu said, walking over to her lab table, picking up a syringe, and walking back to him. "Now Tenchi, this contains the opposite of whatever is in you right now, and then that should make you back to your normal self. Now, I tried to estimate how much of this liquid you drank that night, by how much was left in the bottle. Then I subtracted a little so you don't turn into a mad man."
"Ok, now just give it to me so I can go upstairs and get some supper, I'm starving." Tenchi said, lifting up his sleeve to his shirt.
"If you that is what you want!" the mad scientist exclaimed as she stabbed the syringe hard into Tenchi's arm.
"OOWWW!! Washu, what the hell was that for?!" Tenchi exclaimed, grabbing his arm, half in tears.
"You very well deserved it, for being such a smart ass! Well, now you can go up at eat your delightful supper that you just had to have!" Washu said, picking Tenchi up out of the chair and pushing him out towards the lab door.
"Fine, I guess I will, I can see when I'm not wanted!" Tenchi said, walking out the door and slamming it behind him. He leans back against the door, half because he is so dizzy he can't see straight, and half because everyone in the entire house is standing in the hallway, listening to the screaming and slamming. "Well, what is everyone starring at?! There is nothing to see here, Washu is just being a pain in my. arm!" Tenchi exclaimed, stomping all the down the hall way, up the stairs, and into his room, slamming his bedroom door of course, just for the added affect to let everyone know that he was pissed.
"Oh Tenchi, where did you go? You're going to miss out on supper! It's chicken and rice. your favorite!" Washu screamed through a half cracked open door, laughing while she was saying it. She heard the Jurai prince open up his door, scream something that no one could understand, then slammed his door shut again. This, of course, just made the crazy magenta haired woman laugh even harder then everyone thought possible.
Meanwhile, everyone else in the hallway was silent with confusion. "What the hell was that?!" Ryoko finally screamed at Washu, who by this time, was on the floor, crying, holding her stomach.
"Oh Ryoko," she said, somehow through her laughter, "I just stabbed Tenchi with a syringe!" She crippled over even more, laughing her ass off in the middle of the Masaki house. Her laugh echoed through the whole house.
While all this was happening, Tenchi was all alone, listening to Washu laughing up in his room, red with anger, and pain. He felt like he had never felt before, like he wanted to kill Washu, but not only kill her, put her through the most misery she has ever been through in her life. He wanted to put her through a slow, painful, and dreading death. Just then, Aeka walks in the door.
*After Notes* Well, I decided to torture you guys even more, and I am going to split it up into 3 parts now! *laughs like a psycho maniac* I hope you liked this chapter, I can't wait to get your reactions on what happens next!! Please review and tell me what ya think will happen next!!! *Minako*
'Ryoko, could you send Tenchi in to me, I have the antidote ready for him.' Washu asked, through telekinesis.
'Ok, he'll be there in a second,' Ryoko said as she gets up from the couch. She was watching old reruns of Neon Genesis Evangelion, but she'd seen this one at least 5 times. She walks out to the garden where she was last with Tenchi, and he was there with his wooden sword, practicing. "Hey Tenchi, Washu said that she has your antidote ready, or whatever."
"Oh right. Thanks Ryoko. Now I hope I will be able to get back to my normal self again." Tenchi said, smiling.
"Who said that would be a good thing?" Ryoko said, punching Tenchi softly on the arm.
"Hey, don't even start to mess with the Master Tenchi," he said, as he picked up his wooden sword. "I could break you in two with this thing!"
"Oh really?" Ryoko said as she single handedly took Tenchi's sword away from him, pushed him to the ground, got on top of him, and put the sword to his throat.
"Um. this is a bad day for me," he said, pushing Ryoko off of him, and getting up, dusting dirt off of himself. He looked up, actually, looked down, at Ryoko still on the ground, laughing her ass off. "Hey, it wasn't that funny!" Tenchi said. He put out his arms for Ryoko to grab on to, and she grabs on to them.
"Thanks oh great master Tenchi!" she said, laughing through her tears. She looks up at Tenchi, gives him a little kiss on the cheek. "Didn't you have to go see Washu?" she said, no longer laughing.
"Oh yeah. Thanks for reminding me." Tenchi starts running back to the house. He walks in the door to see Sasami. "Hey Sasami-san! When is dinner going to be ready?"
"Oh, hello Tenchi. It should be done in about a half hour, could you please tell Washu?" Sasami said, never looking up from her delicious looking chicken and rice dish.
"Actually, I don't think that Washu and I will be able to be at dinner, so just save us two plates, if you would. Washu had some "scientific breakthrough" on my thing, so she is planning on experimenting on me tonight."
"Oh Master Tenchi, do be careful!!" Sasami said, as she walked over, and gave Tenchi a small hug, but that stopped when the rice started to boil over in its pot.
"Awe heck!" Sasami screamed as she ran over and turned down the heat to it, and then burned her hand on some overflowing water. "OOWWW!!" She ran over to the sink, and turned on the cold water. "Ah." She sighed.
"Right. I'm going to go ahead and go to Washu's lab, if you need me, that's where I'll be." Tenchi said as he slowly backed up from a frustrated Sasami. Tenchi walked down the hallway, and went into through the door. "Washu, I heard your ready!" Tenchi screamed throughout the lab, and it echoed right back at him.
"Oh yes, Tenchi. You're finally here! What took you so long?! No, don't even answer that, just come over here, I finally completed the antidote!" Washu walked over to Tenchi and shoved him down into a chair. "Here, now let me explain some things that might occur while this is getting into your system to balance out this. love thing. You may experience some mood swing."
'Great, I'm gonna have PMS.' Tenchi thinks rolling his eyes. Everything else that came out of Washu's mouth sounded like, 'blah blah blah, raging, blah blah blah, try to keep control, blah blah blah'
"Tenchi, are you listening to me?" Washu said, walking over to Tenchi, bending over and looking him straight in the eyes.
"Um, yes, maybe, possibly. no, actually, not really." Tenchi said, babbling through his words.
"Hahaha, I didn't think so. But that's ok; you'll just have to experience things on your own, without any knowledge of that the hell is happening in your body." Washu said, walking over to her lab table, picking up a syringe, and walking back to him. "Now Tenchi, this contains the opposite of whatever is in you right now, and then that should make you back to your normal self. Now, I tried to estimate how much of this liquid you drank that night, by how much was left in the bottle. Then I subtracted a little so you don't turn into a mad man."
"Ok, now just give it to me so I can go upstairs and get some supper, I'm starving." Tenchi said, lifting up his sleeve to his shirt.
"If you that is what you want!" the mad scientist exclaimed as she stabbed the syringe hard into Tenchi's arm.
"OOWWW!! Washu, what the hell was that for?!" Tenchi exclaimed, grabbing his arm, half in tears.
"You very well deserved it, for being such a smart ass! Well, now you can go up at eat your delightful supper that you just had to have!" Washu said, picking Tenchi up out of the chair and pushing him out towards the lab door.
"Fine, I guess I will, I can see when I'm not wanted!" Tenchi said, walking out the door and slamming it behind him. He leans back against the door, half because he is so dizzy he can't see straight, and half because everyone in the entire house is standing in the hallway, listening to the screaming and slamming. "Well, what is everyone starring at?! There is nothing to see here, Washu is just being a pain in my. arm!" Tenchi exclaimed, stomping all the down the hall way, up the stairs, and into his room, slamming his bedroom door of course, just for the added affect to let everyone know that he was pissed.
"Oh Tenchi, where did you go? You're going to miss out on supper! It's chicken and rice. your favorite!" Washu screamed through a half cracked open door, laughing while she was saying it. She heard the Jurai prince open up his door, scream something that no one could understand, then slammed his door shut again. This, of course, just made the crazy magenta haired woman laugh even harder then everyone thought possible.
Meanwhile, everyone else in the hallway was silent with confusion. "What the hell was that?!" Ryoko finally screamed at Washu, who by this time, was on the floor, crying, holding her stomach.
"Oh Ryoko," she said, somehow through her laughter, "I just stabbed Tenchi with a syringe!" She crippled over even more, laughing her ass off in the middle of the Masaki house. Her laugh echoed through the whole house.
While all this was happening, Tenchi was all alone, listening to Washu laughing up in his room, red with anger, and pain. He felt like he had never felt before, like he wanted to kill Washu, but not only kill her, put her through the most misery she has ever been through in her life. He wanted to put her through a slow, painful, and dreading death. Just then, Aeka walks in the door.
*After Notes* Well, I decided to torture you guys even more, and I am going to split it up into 3 parts now! *laughs like a psycho maniac* I hope you liked this chapter, I can't wait to get your reactions on what happens next!! Please review and tell me what ya think will happen next!!! *Minako*