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Leonardo burst into the room. "Hey, you guys! The m&ms are
attacking!" Mikey, Daydream, and Nightmare all said
mutually, "WE KNOW!" Leo slammed the door behind him. "I was
sitting in there playing an innocent game of solitaire and
all of a sudden this puny red m&m tackled me out of no
where!" Mikey mumbled, "Red, figures." Daydream giggled. Leo
noticed the weapons the three were holding. "Nice defense
mechanisms ya got there." He said with a strange look. "So
what are we gonna do?!" Nightmare screamed impatiently, "We
can't just sit here and wait for them to present their
freaky violent-ish acts upon us! We gotta do something!"
"Yeah!" Daydream agreed, "I don't wanna die from a candy
covered chocolate! I like chocolate!" Daydream broke down in
tears with the thought that her source of energy, happiness,
and insanity was going to be the cause of her departure from
living. "WHYYYY?!" She continued sobbing. Meanwhile,
Nightmare was developing a plan to stop the violent little
candies. "OKAY! Mikey, you take out the orange m&ms. They're
gonna be tough, but you can handle 'em." "Aye-aye cap'n!"
Mikey responded with a salute. "Leo! You take out the blue
ones. Got it?" "Got it!" Leo said as he practiced slicing
the m&ms to pieces with his katanas. "Raph!" Nightmare
looked around the room. "Where the heck is Raph?!" Daydream
paused from her weeping. "Yeah, where IS Raph?" They all
looked around the cake-covered kitchen. Mikey, suddenly
realizing the situation shrieked, "OH NO! THE M&MS GOT HIM!
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DOOOO?!?!?!" He attached himself to
Nightmare's sleeve, bawling. "You mean, you actually care
that the m&ms got him?" Night said appalled. Mikey stopped
for a minute. "Well, now that I think of it, no." Daydream
snorted. Mikey stepped forward attentively, staring at the
door. "Mikey? Ya alright?" Daydream waved a hand in front of
his face. "Helloooo?" Mikey took another step toward the
door. Another. Another. "Mikey! What are you doing?!?!" Leo
screamed. "Not the door Mikey!" Daydream cried, "Not the
door!" Unexpectedly, Leo took a step toward the door,
obviously realizing the reason Mikey was. "NO! Not you too
Leo!" Nightmare yelped, "I mean, we all knew Mikey was
crazy, but you?!" Before ya knew it, Daydream had joined
Mikey and Leo in their 'stepping toward the door and staring
at it' ensemble. "AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT HASN'T LOST THEIR
SANITY?!?!" Nightmare shouted at the top of her lungs.
Suddenly Raph burst into the kitchen. "Anybody want some
pizza?" He said holding out a box of pizza. "PIZZA!!!"
Daydream, Mikey and Leo attacked Raph. "What the heck?!"
Nightmare said scratching her head. "PEOPLE! and turtles…
THE M&MS ARE ATTACKING! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! YOU ARE
EATING PIZZA AND THE M&MS ARE GONNA KILL US ALL! HELLO?!!!
AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT CARES THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN
END?!?!" Nightmare screamed waving her hands like a madman
in the air. Raph looked at Nightmare like she was an idiot
and grabbed a slice of pizza. "Pizza!" Daydream said happily
raising the sauce and cheese covered dough in the air.
Mikey, Leo, and Raph all did the same. Nightmare shook her
head sadly. PLINK! PLINK! PLINK! All four of them swung
their heads around and looked at the door. Raph looked at
Nightmare. "What was that?!" Nightmare sat down. "Yeah, ask
me NOW." Daydream grabbed her third slice of pizza. "Oh,
that was just the evil possessed m&ms attacking the door.
Pretty soon they'll drown us with their chocolaty goodness
and take over the universe." She took a bite. "Yeah," Mikey
stated calmly, "No big deal." Raph had a look of horror on
his face. "NO BIG DEAL?!" Nightmare laid her head down on
the table. "We're all gonna dieee." PLINK! PLINK! "Wow. They
must be mad or something." Daydream pondered. She took
another bite of pizza. "Gee, I sure hope they don't hurt
us." Mikey said continuing his feast of pizza. PLINK! PLINK!
"They're gonna get us..." Nightmare buried her head into the
table. PLINK! PLINK! PLINK! THUNK!!! They all turned to the
door again. "OH MY GOSH! A GIANT M&M!!!!!" Daydream
squealed. "A GIANT m&m??!!" Mikey said with a worried look.
Leo looked at Mikey, glanced down at his toaster and said
"Looks like you're gonna need a bigger toaster, bro."
Nightmare pointed to the oven in the corner and Mikey made a
mad dash for it, searching for the plug. Leo looked around
the room. "Has anybody seen Donny lately?" Everybody else
looked around. Many 'no' answers were heard. THUNK! THUNK!
THUNK! BOOSH! Donny fell into the room with a large
contraption attached to his head and slammed the door behind
him, paranoid. "Hi Donny." Nightmare said calmly, and put
her head back down. Out of breath from running, Donny began,
"T-t-t-the..." "The m&ms are attacking?" Raph finished his
sentence. "Yes!" Donny said collapsing to the floor. "What
the heck is that thing on your head?" Nightmare asked,
pointing at his head. "Oh, that. Um, that would be my new
invention…" "Oh no. This can't be good." Leo said turning
away. "Will it zap all the m&ms to smithereens?!?!?!"
Daydream asked excitedly. "Um, I'm afraid not, Daydream."
Donny said setting the large hunk of metal down on the
floor. "Oh." "Then what is it?" Leo said, examining it. "I
think that thing...", he began uneasily, "is what started
this whole thing." Donny looked at the others ashamedly.
Everybody looked at Donny with an I'm-gonna-kill-you look.
PLINK! PLINK! PLINK! "And I don't know how to stop them."
OKAY! I did a second chapter! Yay me! Woot woot! And I, NIGHTMARE, actually wrote it! The WHOLE chapter! YAY ME! YAYYYY! Lol. Okay, I'm over that. REVIEW! Please? O_o