Disclaimer: Hi! I do whatever my crispy rice cereal tells me to and this morning it told me to write the next chapter of this story! Don't it SUCK to be you people! Anyways, it's 8:34 PM right now so apparently, that tells me I'm lazy but my crispy rice cereal didn't tell me that so that really confuses me but then again I didn't have crispy rice cereal this morning I had Marshmallow Mateys. Marshmallow Mateys are yummy. They're kinda like Lucky Charms but they're cheaper. YAY! Yes, I'm cheap. GET OVER IT! I DON'T SEE YOUUU LIVING IN A CARDBOARD BOX THAT HAS A COMPUTER AND A PHONE JACK IN IT SO BLEHHH. Yeah. Okay. Oh, I don't own the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles or Marshmallow Mateys or Lucky Charms. Well, I bought the Marshmallow Mateys so hypothetically speaking, I do own them. Oh never mind. Here goes some wonderful Nightmare insanity! Yay. _
"You what?!" Daydream screamed as she violently shook Donny. Donny had a horrified look on his face. "Helppp." PLINK! PLINK! Nightmare started running around in circles. Nobody really knows why she ran around in circles but she did. Daydream joined her for no apparent reason. Leo walked up to Donny. "Don, I dunno how you did this, but you HAVE to fix it." "I don't know how to." Donny said sadly. Daydream, up to a circling speed of 95 mph fell to the floor dizzy. Mikey fell to the floor beside her, dizzy from watching her. "Well, how did you start all this Donny?" Raph questioned. "I was making an gravitationanihilator. I didn't think it would work." Donny sat down. Nightmare stopped her 115+ mph circles and stared at Donny with a I'm-dizzy-and-confused-look. "A wha-?!" She fell to the floor. Everybody else looked at Donny confused also. Donny responded as if it wasn't a big word or anything, "A gravitationanihilator." Night lifted her head from the kitchen floor. "A wha-?!" Everybody looked at him confused once again. Donny sighed. "I was attempting to defy the laws of gravity and make an object float in the air, like in outer space. So I built a gravitationanihilator." They all looked at him like he was crazy. "And it worked?!" Leo yelled. PLINK! PLINK! Raph looked at him with an are-you-really-that-stupid-look. "Why did you choose to test it on a tube of mini m&ms?!" Leo yelled again. "I dunno." Donny said. "I didn't think it would work, and even if it did, they didn't look dangerous." "I can't believe this!" Mikey screamed as he got off of the floor. "Me neither!" Daydream screamed in the same tone. She got up also. Nightmare, still on the floor said with the same tone as before (I'm-dizzy-and-confused) screamed, "A wha-?!" She fell back to the floor. Mikey laughed and helped her up. "Okay! We GOTTA do something about these stinkin' m&ms!!!" Leo screamed. Nightmare, sounding almost as if she was drunk or something shouted as loud as she could, "CHEEEEESE!" "Okay…I think she needs to lay down." Raph said. "Okay." Mikey said and he dropped her back to the floor. THUD. "Owwww." Nightmare said and she curled up in a ball, stuck her thumb in her mouth and went to sleep. "Poor Night." Daydream said as she looked at Nightmare like she was dieing. "We HAVE to do something people!" Leo shouted. Everybody got scared so they went over to Leo. Everybody except for Nightmare, that is. "Does anybody have any ideas?" Leo asked. Silence. "Why do I always have to do all the thinking around here?!" Silence. "OKAY!" Silence. Then a muffled noise was heard. "Cheeeeese." Everybody turned to Nightmare then turned away. "We can melt them!" Mikey said, pointing to the unplugged toaster on the counter. Leo looked at him, the toaster, then him again. "Or not…" "Oh, I have an idea." Raph said. "Alright. What?" "We can stick 'em all on my sais like SHISKABOBS and roast them in the oven like DAYDREAM did to me that one time as a sick and upsetting joke and turned them into crispy charcoaled sais." Raph glared at Daydream. Daydream burst out laughing then hid under a nearby chair. "C'mon guys! Think!!!" Leo said desperately. Donny, now hopeless and depressed staggered over to the refrigerator, hoping to find leftover pizza. "Donny? Raph? Mikey? Daydream? ANYBODY?!" Leo was really desperate now. Nightmare sat up from her nap. "SHE LIVES!" Daydream screamed and ran over to Nightmare. "Nightmare! Are you okay?! I thought you died!" Nightmare, completely ignoring Daydream managed to mutter, "Chocolaaaate." Daydream looked at her with wide eyes. "CHOCOLATE!" Nightmare made a half smile with squinted eyes. "Chocolaaaate. I could eat a ton of chocolaaaate right now." "Me too, Night! Me too!" Daydream pulled Nightmare up off the ground. Nightmare wobbled around for a few seconds until she got her balance. "Chocolate covered cheeeeeese. Yummmm." Everybody looked at her disgustedly. "How repulsive." Raph said. Then Leo realized something. "OH MY GOSH! THAT'S IT!" "What's it?" Raph said, with his disgusted look still plastered across his green, round face. "Chocolate covered cheese?" Mikey asked. "No! Chocolate! Night and Dream want CHOCOLATE!" "Yeah. And?" Mikey said, more confused than before. Donny was catching on. "OH MY GOSH! NIGHT! YOU'RE A GENIUS!" Nightmare, clueless, smiled and said again, "Chocolaaaate." Raph and Mikey were really confused. Donny grabbed Night and squeezed her. "Chocolate covered cheeeeeese." She said once again. Daydream was staring at the wall saying 'chocolaaaate' repeatedly. "Okay, you guys can tell us what's going on now." Raph was getting annoyed. Donny blurted out, "Daydream and Nightmare want chocolate! They can EAT the m&ms!!!" "Oh no, they're destined for infinite insanity." Raph said. "INFINITE INSANITYYYYYY." Daydream and Nightmare said at the same time. Then they started walking toward the door like two robots, programmed to find and eat the m&ms, and say 'chocolaaaate' along the way." All Mikey, Raph, Leo and Mikey could think about was that they were actually going to get out of this catastrophe alive.
MOOHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I'm badddd. Lol. Okay, not really, but yeah. MOOHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! O.o? SO! Watcha think? I hope I'm not wasting my time on writing stupid stories that people think are stupid but say they're good anyways so they won't hurt my feelings. I don't really care if you hurt my feelings. You probably won't hurt my feelings. Probably. That anonymous person that reviewed me that one time and said "Gawd, this sucks." He/she didn't bother me at all. I still sleep most nights. And I live a happy life. Most of the time. And I don't *wipes eyes* cry. Most of the time I don't anyways. *runs away bawling* Lol. ANYHOO! If that person thinks I suck, they need to buy a dictionary or something cawse thay cont speel werth uh fleep. It's GOD, not Gawd you nincompoop. Geesh. People these days. Lol. And if they respond to this chapter, they must be really screwed up, because they think I suck but they still read my stuff?! What kind of crapolli is that? Lol. Okay, I'm going on and on about this person and I have no idea who it is and I don't really care it just feels so dern good to be mean. I really am a nice person. Ask Daydream. *grins evilly at Dream* Lol. To all you people that read my stuff and enjoy it- you have issues but I love ya anyways! Lol. To 'Lora's BF' and 'thestutebefriender'- LOL! I have nothing more to say on that… Okay, maybe I do. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Whew. WOW! It's 10:00 PM. Alright, I've written more of my little ending thingy than the actual chapter. DON'T KILL ME FANFIC!!! O_O Eek. ADIOS MOOCHACHO! And remember- THE CRISPY RICE CEREAL KNOWS ALL! MOOHAHAHHAHAHAHA!