Disclaimer: Hi!!!!!! big humongous smile Did ya'll miss me? crickets Didn't think so. I haven't written in FOREVER! Wow. Forever. I couldn't write last weekend cuz my granddaddy died. And I had to go to his funeral and visitation thingamabobber. pouty face Twas sad. He had that Alzheimer's disease. Ya know, where your brain slowly deteriorates and you forget everything. EVERYTHINGGGG. Okay, enough with the sad, depressing stuffs. sniffle sniffle On with chapter 6! I never thought I'd get this far! tear Thank you! Thank you! waves a hanky I have discovered something GREAT! If I use a realllllly little font, I can fit more words on a page! SMART! YES! Don't know exactly why I'd want to use less pages because it's not like I'm gonna waste any paper or anything cuz it's on a computer and you cant really waste paper on a computer because a computer doesn't write stuff on paper unless it prints it out onto paper otherwise it's all just little pixel images on the graphical colorful screen! dramatic pause. Oooo, DRAMATIC!.… or will I waste paper?! DUM DUM DUMMMM!!!!!! scary, paranoid, they're-out-to-get-me face STORY TIME!!!!!!
Now, where were weeee… Ah, yes. The super duper heroic cliffhanger! BEGIN FLASHBACK! Heroically, Nightmare, Donny, Leo, and Daydream walked out of the kitchen with the regravitational device. "Lock and load." Leo said. "Let's party dudes! And dudettes!" Donny yelled and ran towards the m&ms with the huge gun-like machine in front of him. "CHARGE!!!!!!" Nightmare shouted and they all ran towards the m&ms. END FLASHBACK! (Flashbacks are FUN!) Mikey and Raph stopped running in circles and scampered over to Nightmare, Donny, Leo, and Daydream. "Help!" they whimpered and hid behind them. All the m&ms froze like deer in the headlights and looked at the regravitational device as if to say "what in the holy peanut m&m is THAT?" Donny got all excited and aimed at the flock of m&ms. "Pleepar to meet yowr doooom." Nightmare said and smiled mischievously. Daydream smiled mischievously also, rubbed the palms of her hands together, and whispered, "Heheheheheeee." Leo looked Donny, Night, and Dream like they were insane and took a few steps away from them. Mikey and Raph were now under the couch with their green bald heads poking out. "Help!" they whimpered once again, paranoid. "FIRE!" Donny screamed and pushed a large, green button. Instantly, a purple chunky, liquidy, slimey substance shot out of the machine. insert slow motion The four turtles and the two girls looked on as the sour-milk-like matter soared across the room at the m&ms. don't forget the slow-mo! Fllllooooooooooooooooooooooossssssshhhhhhhhhhhh The purple goo covered the m&ms and one by one they dropped to the floor. Leo's jawed fell to the floor and yelped "It worked!" Mikey and Raph jumped out from under the couch and hugged Donny. "Dude! You saved our turtley butts!" The turtles were hugging each other and jumping up and down. "Yay! We're saved! The m&ms won't kill us! Yay!!!" During the middle of all the commotion, Daydream and Nightmare shuffled over to the turtles strangely with pouty faces. "What's wrong dudettes?" Mikey asked concernedly. Daydream started babbling weird words as she had an emotional breakdown. Mikey looked at Donny. "Can you build a Daydream Translator?" Donny shook his head. Night looked at them and mumbled, "We sad cause we can't jump up and down wif you." She made her pouty face again. The turtles exchanged glances and looked back at the two girls. Night was comforting the sobbing Daydream. She handed her another tissue. "And why can't you jump up and down?" Raph said, hoping the reason he thought was the reason was not true. "BECAUSE WE ATE THE GOOOO!!!!!! WAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Daydream wailed and blew her nose loudly. "YOU WHAT?!" Leo shouted at the girls. Nightmare looked up at the turtles and reluctantly smiled. Her teeth were covered in the ironically familiar purple substance. "Oh my gosh." Raph shook his head unbelievably and turned away. Daydream smiled and her teeth were purple also. "I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!" Leo shrieked. "Well, what do we do now, Don?" Raph muttered. "I dunno."
Alrighty thennnn. I dunno what else to write. AHHHHH! WRITER'S BLOCK! HELP DAYDREAM! HELP! Lol. Okay, me go poof. Later.
