Disclaimer: HI EVERYBODYYYY!!!! Nightmare here, have FEAR! Daydream bursts into Nightmare's wonderful, amazing disclaimer Daydream: ANDDDD DAYDREAM!!!!! (insert humongous, disgustingly-happy grin) Night: AHHH!! DAYDREAM!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!! Daydream: You invited me here you brown haired, retarded numbskull! Nightmare: I did? (talks to self) What in this sad, sad world motivated me to do THAT?! Dream: Stop talking to yourself Nightmare. You're scaring me. Nightmare: Okay, I'll try. (signs herself up for therapy. Again.) BACK TO NIGHTMARE'S WONDERFUL GRAND DISCLAIMER! I don't own thy beloved green, bald, ninja turtles. I don't own the scary evil m&ms. Thank GOODNESS! I don't own Daydream. THANK GOODNESS! (Daydream: I HEARD THAT!!!) But I doooo, however, own the purple, slimey, liquidy, chunky, sour-milk-like GOO!!!!!! MOOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! ON WITH CHAPTER 7!!!!!!!
"WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" Daydream cried pitifully into Mikey's arm. Mikey rolled his eyes. "Daydream, chill out please, you've been crying for the past 48 minutes!!! "I CAN'T HELP ITTTT!!!" Daydream continued. "I CAN'T JUMP UP AND DOWN!!! I HAVE TO CRYYY!!!" Raph walked into the room sobbing also. "Raph? Ya alright?" Mikey looked at him strangely. Raph blew his nose. "Are you that torn up that Daydream and Nightmare can't jump up and down?" Raph wiped a few tears away from his eyes and muttered through his sobs, "No, it's just so WONDERFUL!" He blew his nose again. Mikey cocked his head. "Wha?" "They can't jump and down! It's the most wonderful gift in the world!!" Daydream wailed even louder then scooted over to Raph with fury and pounded his green shell. "AHHHHH!! ABUSE! ABUSE! GET HER OFF!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Raph ran around in circles in panic. Nightmare scooted into the room and watched Daydream pound Raph in anger. Daydream stopped pounding him, looked at Nightmare and smiled. "Hi Night!" She continued pounding. "Hi Dream." She scooted back out the door, to the kitchen, over to the refrigerator, opened it, looked inside, then closed it.
"What was that all about?" Donny questioned Nightmare as he walked into the kitchen. "What?" "Opening the fridge, looking inside, and closing it." "I dunno. Bad habit." "Okay…" He looked at her strangely and sat down. She sat down also. "So you don't have any ideas on how to regravitationalize us?" She used all her strength to pull her legs up into the chair. "Nope. We've been discussing it and Raph doesn't think I should do anything about it. He likes you guys not being able to jump." Nightmare looked at Donny with sadness. "That's so horrible! How could he say that?!" "Well Leo doesn't think it's a bad idea either." Night's jaw dropped. "Leo?! B-b-b-but what about jump rope?! He likes playing jump rope with us!" "Um, correction. YOU like playing jump rope with HIM." Nightmare gasped. "This is so sad! We're never gonna be able to jump again!" "WHAT?! NEVER?!" Daydream screamed from the kitchen door. "LEO DOESN'T LIKE TO PLAY JUMPY ROPE?! THE HORROR!!!!!" She began wailing again. Just then Raph bounced into the room, imitating Daydream and Nightmare. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" Daydream wailed as she scooted across the tile at him as fast as she could. "I CAN JUMPPP!!! YOUUU CAN'T!!!!" Raph taunted. "DIEEEE!!!!" Nightmare grabbed a nearby whisk, scooted over to Raph with fury and attacked him. "WHAT'S WITH PEOPLE ATTACKING MEEE?! AHHH!!" Raph screamed as he ran in circles panicking once again. "NYAR!!!" The two girls screamed as they beat him with random kitchen appliances.
Don rolled his eyes and sipped some of his Coke. Mikey came into the kitchen also, scared of being ALONE. He sat down at the table and grabbed Don's drink from him. In three seconds he had drained the entire glass. Donatello gave his little brother a look of annoyance and disgust. "That was MINE." he growled, snatching the glass back and staring into the emptiness. Mikey gave him a blank look. "It was?" "Yes." "EEEWWW!!! THAT'S NASTY!!" Daydream cried, forgetting about hitting Raph with her blender. Mikey's eyes grew huge. "It was YOURS?!" he asked in horror. Don glared. "Yes, and you drank it ALL!" he pouted angrily. In a fit of childishness, Donny stuck his tongue out at Mikey and crossed his arms. All movement in the kitchen stopped. If you dropped a cotton padded pin to the floor, you would be able to hear it. Well, maybe you would, but for the story's sake, let's say you can. (TIME OUT!-OH MY GOSH! DAYDREAM IS SO STUPIDDDD!!!! Okay, I was sitting there playing Spyro, ya know the cute little purple dragon game- IT'S SO FUN!!! :Þ ANYHOO! Daydream was adding some stuff to the story ((we're kinda taking turns writing)) and she wrote: if you dropped a plastic padded pen to the floor you wouldn't hear it because it was so quiet. ((instead of the cotton padded pin thing)) I was so confused when I read it. I told her about it, explained the whole purpose of the saying to her and we both burst out laughing. SHE'S SO STUPID!!! LOL!!! Daydream: I AM NOT STUPID!! I CAN READ THIS PART HERE TOO, YOU STUPID IGNORAMUS OF A HUMAN BEING!! Nightmare: WHAT?! THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!!!! OH MY GOSH! MY BRAINNN! MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP! Daydream: sitting on the floor, now playing Spyro NOBODY UNDERSTANDS MEEE! I'M SO UN-UNDERSTANDABLE!!! I MAKE SENSE TO MYSELFFF! EVERYBODY THINKS I DON'T MAKE ANY SENSE BUT I DO!! I DOOOO! SHE CAN'T EVEN READ THE WORD 'IGNORAMUS!!' I SWEAR SHE CAN'T!!! Both: laughing like crazy BACK TO THE STORY! T.B.C. at the end of the story! YAY!)
Leo came running in. "It's quiet! FINALLY!! THEY HAVE LEFT!! THEY'RE GONE!! YAY!!!" Leo began running around in circles like a five-legged-flamingo!!
(Daydream: O_o Nightmare: ^_^ I LOOOVE my poetic license!! *hugs the license* Day: O_O Night, oh bestest friend of mine, WHAT THE HECK?! YOU'RE HUGGIN' A STUPID INVISIBLE LICENSE!!!! Nightmare: *smiles and kisses license* Daydream: *dies of the license kissin'* Nightmare reads what Daydream wrote DAYDREAM!!! YOU SWITCHED OUR PERSONALITIES!!!! YOU IDIOT!!! And I DON'T hug licenses, that's what YOU do, ya dork! Daydream: *smiles a huge Mikey I'm-an-innocent-bystander-it-was-your-BRO smile* Whatcha talkin' about?)
(Nightmare cuts in, pushes Daydream away from the computer and takes over the keyboard. Join me in an evil laugh Roofus? Roofus laughs a scary, watery, laugh Nightmare: MOOHAHHAHAHHAA!!! Roofus: Muhabloophahahabloophahahhahabloophahaaa Daydream: YOU'RE TALKING TO YOUR JAPANESE KILLER FISHY!!! Nightmare: He's not Japanese! Are ya Roofy? cute baby talk Nooo.. Yousa cute wittle fishy arentcha?! Arentcha?! Yeeesss! He wouldn't huwt a fwy! He no kiwwer! He's a sweet wittle cuddwy fishy! Uh huh! Yeah! Coochee coochee cooo!!! Daydream: Oh My Gilly Golly Giddy Great Ant!!! WHAT THE FLIP?!?!?! WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?! I cannot understand a word!!! WWWAAHHHH!!! *stares in horror* It's a fish!!!)
Leonardo: *stares at authors* Hello? Girls? What happened to my running around in circles?
Raphael: *glares* They've forgotten about us…
Donny: *raises eye ridge* Muhahabloop? Is this a person?
Michelangelo: *points finger* AAAAHHHHHHH!!! KILLER JAPANESE FISHY!!!
(Daydream: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!! NIGHTMARE'S GOT A GOLLUM IN ROOFUS'S FISHY BOWL!!! WWWWWAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!)
Mikey: *stares in utter complete horror* NNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!! NOT THE EVIL!!!
Leonardo: *is getting annoyed* Hey, what happened to MY running around in happy circles?
(Nightmare: No circles!!! CIRCLES ARE CIRCULAR AND THEY REMIND ME OF MATH CLASS!!! NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!)
Donny: *rolls eyes and grabs his glass* I'm getting something ELSE to drink and if Mikey comes within three miles of my drink, he DIES!!
(Daydream: *takes Mikey to Middle Earth* Nyar, nyar, nyar, nyar, nyar, nyar, NYAR!!!)
Donny: *raises other eye ridge so both eye ridges are raised*
(Nightmare: SYMMETRICAL!! NOOOO!! NOT MORE MATH CLASS!! *throws Donny into the abyss of eternal math of Mrs. Bryant*)
Raphael: Hey, I LIKED that brother! *grabs Leo and holds him in front of himself* Why didn't you take NARDO here?! *sobs, which is very un-Raph-like* I need Donny! HE FIXES MY BIKE, NO CHARGE!!!
(Daydream: *grins* I can fix your bike!!)
Raphael: *throws himself in front of the precious Shell Cycle* NNOOO!! I swear if you touch it Daydream, I will rip out your vocal cords and hang you by them!!
(Daydream: *grins* From where?)
Leonardo: wakes up from a short nappy-poo Take me where? LA LA LAND?! LA LA LAND! LA LA LAND! YAY!!!!
Turtles: look at Leo with dismay
(Daydream: WEEEEEEEE!!! Nightmare: DAYDREAM! OH MY GOSH! YOU'RE IN A GIANT AIR BALLOON THINGY! NEAT-OOOO!!! Daydream: No, SPYRO is in the giant air balloon thingy! But it's so FUN!!! big grin Nightmare: SHEEEEEEEEPPPPP!!!!!! FREAKINESS!!! DÉJÀ VU! OH MY GOSH! SCARY! HORROR! Daydream: NIGHTMARE'S HAVING DÉJÀ VU! WOW! Nightmare: panicking I HATE déjà vu! It's so scary!!!! AHHHHH!!! The SHEEP! The STORY! ARISTA! You were in it! I REMEMBER!!! I REMEMBERRR!!! AHHHHHH!!!!)
Raph: THIS IS ALL WRONG!!! YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE WRITING THE STORY! ABOUT MEEE! Er, I mean, US… YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE WRITING THE STORY ABOUT USSS! WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU INSANE FREAKS?!
(Nightmare: AHHHH!!!! SCARYYYYYY!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Daydream: This is AMAZING! I SHOULD WRITE A STORY ABOUT DÉJÀ VU!!! Nightmare: Is that all you ever think about?! STORIES?! Daydream: ^_^ Yep! Nightmare: o_O AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!)
Leo: *staring off into space* La la land is so fantastic… The pretty pink balloons. The bunny rabbits. The cotton candy. The rainbows. The unicorns. sigh
(Nightmare: PINK BALLOONS! BUNNY RABBITS! COTTON CANDY! RAINBOWS! UNICORNS!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Daydream: *grinning with her crazed Random insanity* CANDY MONKEYS WITH PURPLE LIPS AND FLUFFY PLAID PLATYPUS TAILS!!!!!)
Turtles: dismay There's no hope for them.
(Daydream: fake Jamaican accent Me take care of me bel-ly button! Me like to keep it nice and clean! If me negletee me bel-ly button, she might grow a fungus green! EVERYBODY!!!!)
Turtles: more dismay. WOO!!!
(Daydream: continues In the winter when me wear me sweater, that my Aunt Sally sent, when me take it off at night time, me bel-ly button, she is full of lint. clears throat EVERYYYYBODYYYY!!!!!! Nightmare: staring at Daydream O H M Y G O S H ! ! ! THAT IS THE COOLEST SONG EV-ERRRR!!!! TEACH ME! TEACH ME! tries to bounce up and down)
Mikey: trying not to laugh That is so sad! You have to TRY to bounce up and down! bounces up and down, torturing Day and Night to no end
(Daydream and Nightmare: evil stare (includes: squinty eyes, squished up, thin lips, scrunched up nose, pulled back shoulders. Yeah, you get the picture.)
(Daydream: *realizes that she is GLARING at MIKEY* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! *begs forgivness* Mikey, please forgive me!!)
Mikey: *realizes the hold he has over his fan girl* Ummmm, maybe later…
Daydream: *freaks out* MAYBE LATER??!?! WHAT ARE YOU, THE MAGIC EIGHT BALL?!?!?!?
Nightmare: *bursts out laughing* Magic eight ball, BWAHAHAHA!!
Raph, Leo, and Donny: *amused sniggers*
-30 minutes later-
(Daydream; HOWW THE HECVK DOEHS DONNYN TYPW LIKE THIS?1/11 my fignres asre tapedf togetheeer and myd fingerds won;'t tyepe!!! WWWWWAHAHSHAAAHHHHHHHHAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!! Howq do trhey do this1111?!??!??11 *sniflles/* Nightmae: DAYDREAM/!! YOUR FINGERSM ARE TURNING DOMNMY COLEORED!! NIGHTMAREM TO THE RESCUE!!! Daydream: HARRY POTTER!! plays game Night": MY EYE ITCHESS@!!! AHHHHKLDHHHHH!1@@@!!!! Ahhh!!!! I psoked my eye!!! Owwwwwwwnjsiwwwwqqqwwww!!!)
Donatello: *comes back from math class* Ah, that was refreshing! What are you two yelling about?
(Daydream: Harry Potterism* AAAAAHHH!!!! STUPID HARRY!! STUPID PORTRAIT!! AAAAAHHHHH!!! plays Spiderman instead NIGHTMARE'S BABY IS TODO!!! ^_^)
Turtles: watch Daydream, Nightmare, and Da Weasel (Night's brother) play The Game of LIFE Wowww.
(Nightmare: I WENT TO COLLEGE! I'M A TEACHER! I GET PAID 100,000 BUCKS EVERY PAY DAY! I MARRIED MR. CHEESE! MY BABY GIRL'S NAME IS TODO! I HAVE A BLACK NINJA CAR! AND I DRIVE IN REVERSE! Daydream: *screeches* THE EVIL GODZILLA PUPPY IS TERRORIZING THE LIFE PEOPLE!!! BO!!! NOOOO!!! Night: Mr. CHEESE! NOOOO!!! *Mr. Cheese is thrown from the car as Bo the puppy attacks the tiny village of little pink and blue people*
-2 HOURS LATER-
(Nightmare: I WON! I WON! YAYYY!!! My brother's calculating how much moolah I have because Nightmare can't count that high. I had a boy, a girl and I was a grandparent!!! Here's what all my LIFE tiles said: Design New Computer, Compose a Symphony, Paint a Masterpiece, Invent New Sport, Lifetime Achievement Award, Run World Record Mile, Discover New Planet, Invent New Ice Cream Flavor, Humanitarian Award, Write Great American Novel, Save Endangered Species, Nobel Peace Prize, Solution to Pollution, and Toy Invention Sells Big! big scary smile I'M SO SUCCESSFUL!!!! Da Weasel: $3,045,000 Nightmare: WOOO!!! I'M RICH!!! Daydream: pouty face I'm successful toooo. Nightmare: runs away with happy successfulness. Daydream: MY LIFE tiles said: Build Better Mousetrap, Open Health Food Chain, Cure the Common Cold, Pulitzer Prize, and Find New Energy Source! SEE! I'M SUCCESSFUL!!!)
Raphael: HAHA! BUILD A BETTER MOUSE TRAP?! SPLINTER WOULD REALLY APPRECIATE THAT!!!!
Turtles: laughing
Daydream: babbling BUT I CURED THE COMMON COLD!!!!
Nightmare: I invented a new ice cream flavor. MOOHAHHAHAHHAA.
Leo: ICE CREAM!!!!! *bounces happily*
Donny: There is something SERIOUSLY wrong with Leo.
Mikey: Nah, I like Nardo like this. He's actually COOL for once!
Nightmare: CHEESE FLAVORED ICE CREAM!!!!!!!
Raph: Aw, Nightttt. That's just DISGUSTING!!!
Leo: *blank cosmic stare* BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY!! *bounces idiotically*
Nightmare: smiling at the thought of cheese flavored ice cream
Mikey: YOU COULD PUT THE NEW CHEESE FLAVORED ICE CREAM IN THE NEW MOUSE TRAP THAT DAYDREAM INVENTED!!! HAHAHHAHA!!! *laughs until he falls on the floor with laughter since he is laughing!!* (1:25 and still fixing this story!! WHOOHOO!! I AM DAYDREAM HERE ME ROAR!!! ^_^ Nightmare: O_O HEAR you dummy! Daydream: It only took me four tries to spell it right that time!! YAY!!!)*
Raph: And catch giant rats in it. chuckles
Leo: ICE CREAM!!!! *bounces*
Donny: You guys better be glad Sensei isn't around. He'd make you do flips forever.
Daydream: *random insanity* PINK SALAMANDERS ARE MUNCHING ON MY OVERGROWN SCARY TOENAILS!!!!
Nightmare: PINK!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! runs away and hides under the oven
Mikey: Now THAT'S amazing.
Raph: What? Daydream's toenails or Nightmare hiding under the oven?
Mikey: Uh, I was talking about Nightmare hiding under the oven. But what about Daydream's toenails?
Donny: You haven't seen toenails until you've seen Daydream's toenails. Look at them.
Daydream's toenails: coated in chipped off silver nail polish, the toenail itself is at least twice as large as her toe, really sharp, kinda pointy, curve upwards, and smell. REALLY BAD.
Mikey: Whoa. Now THOSE are toenails!
Daydream: smiles, proud of her toenails Yep! ^_^
(Daydream: *looks at what Nightmare wrote* THEY DO NOT SMELL YOU PETRIFIED DORK OF A NIMROD!!! *murders the killer Japanese fishy* Now, the dead fishy smells BAD!!! *looks proud* Nightmare: *squealing* ROOFYYYYYY!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT MY ROOFUS!!!!!! wailing, tears flooding the room, computer being filled with water, getting ready to explode NOT MY ROOFY!!!!! PLEASE! NO!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Daydream: fake British accent I've got to go to the pot-ty. Nightmare: NOT THE TOILET!!! DON'T FLUSH ME ROOFY!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! ROOOOOOOOFYYYYYY!!!!!!! bawling Daydream: *flush flush*)
Turtles: O_o
Raph: That is wrong.
Donny: What are they doing NOW?
Mikey: *laughing* Painting their toenails green and orange!
Leo: *la la land look* Oooo, the oranges taste good in La La Land…
Other Turtles: *move away*
Daydream: *sighs as she cuts her toenails* I'm destroying my weapons…
TMNT: Huh?
Daydream: *sniffle* Not telling…
Nightmare: *grinning* I WILL, WILL!! *grins bigger* While we were in Florida, Daydream and me shared a room with our friends, Lovebird and Noodles (long story). Anyhoo, Day and Noodles were wrestling because Daydream had hit Noodles with a pillow. Daydream tried to kick Noodles, but stabbed her with an EVIL toenail instead! *points to her wrist* IT COULD'VE KILLED NOODLES!!!
Turtles: *gasp and glare at Daydream who has pathetic look on face* oooooooooo…
(Nightmare: *nudges Dream* Hey, Dream, look at your toe! Daydream: *stares in sweet bliss* MIKEY'S ON MY BIG TOE!!! *glares at her fingernails* and I have absentmindedly painted my fingernails sparkly blue…DARN THEM!!! DARN MY SUBCONSCIOUS!!)
Leonardo: *more la la land face* Oooo, I like blue! AND ICE-CREAM!! BLUE ICE CREAM!!!!
Daydream: *high fives Nightmare* We finally got to him!! After all this time, WE HAVE SUCCEEDED!!
Raphael: *raises eye ridges* They look like they just took over the world or something.
Mikey: *grins* Yeah, COOL!! I WANNA TAKE OVER THE WORLD TOO!!!
Daydream: *stares* Ummm, smaller scale Mikey. *points happily to Leo* We have succeeded in making Leo succumb to our hyperness and random insanity. Our work with him is now done. *turns to other turtles and grins evilly* Now, we will slowly turn Donny into a rambunctious guy who goes to every party in town, Raph into a chess-playin' teacher's pet and Mikey…HE STAYS THE AY HE IS!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!
Raph: *stares* Chess-playin? NO WAY!! *crosses arms*
Donny: *rereads* party guy???
Daydream: *suddenly falls asleep on Mikey's arm* ZZZZZZzzzzZZZZ…
Nightmare: OH MY GOSH! SHE'S DEAD!
Raph: mutters Finally…
Nightmare: gasps and slaps Raph HOW DARE YOU!
Donny: Poor Night, her partner-in-crime is dead.
Mikey: huddled over Daydream We are gathered here today to celebrate, er, I mean, MOURN the death of Daydream. She lived a happy, turtley, random insanity-filled life.
Daydream: muffled sounds of evil laughter heard
Nightmare: Huh? opens coffin
(Daydream: A COFFIN?! THAT'S SO EVIL! Nightmare: Shut up and go back to dead! Ahem.. Back to the story.)
Turtles and Nightmare: look inside coffin, gasps heard
INSIDE THE COFFIN: Daydream lays playing Spiderman on the Playstation
Donny: What the-?!
Nightmare: SHE'S ALIVE!!!!!
Mikey: At least I knew all the words.
Raph: Just when I think my life has gotten better…
Daydream: I'M A FAILURE!!! I RAN INTO THE BUILDING! MY SPIDER WEBBING WASN'T LONG ENOUGH! I'M HAVING A PRETEEN CRISIS! BUT I'M A TEENAGER! WAHHHHHH!!!!! beats the side of the coffin
Nightmare: How is she-? I'm so confused!!!
(Nightmare: OKAY!!! IT'S 1:51 A.M.!!!! I'M SAVING THIS STUPID THING AND GOING TO BED SO I CAN WAKE UP TOMORROW AND POST IT!!!! Daydream: FOR ALL OF YOU STUPID INSANE PEOPLE THAT BOTHERED TO READ THIS FAR.. WE LOVE YOU!!!! ^_^ Nightmare: We sure did have fun writin' this didn't we Dream? Daydream: Uh huh! Even though we didn't really write the story! We just wrote random insanity stuff! YAY! Nightmare: Yeah, oh well! It was still fun! Daydream: AND WE HAVE MIKEY ON OUR TOENAILS!!!! Nightmare: FUNNESS!! NO! NOT FUNGUS! Daydream: Later everybody! Nightmare: Adios Moochacho!!!!
Nightmare- o_O
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^_^ -Daydream