Disclaimer: I don't own whatever I put in this story….DDDDDDUUUUUIIIIII!!!!! Nightmare: What are you DOING?! Daydream: Saying DUUUUIIII!!! ^_^ YAY! Nightmare: *hits head continuously against game controller* Daydream: YAYYYY!!!!!!!! RANDOM INSANITY TIME!!! Nightmare: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHIHIHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Both: gargantuous smiles SPOOKY! O_O!!!
Daydream: *bounces up and down* Nightmare!!
Nightmare: *looks annoyed* What is it NOW?
Daydream: *grins ballistically* I have MICHELANGELO'S FACE ON MY BIG TOE!! ^_^ *stares at he prettily painted toe*
Nightmare: *stares in wonder at her own toe* ME TOO!!!
Both: *stare at their toes in fan girl awe* Oooooooooo. Aaaaaaaaaaaa.
Daydream: *snaps out of wonderment* Hey, I just ate a HHUUUGGGGEEE TURKEY LEG!! ALL OF IT!! smiles a smile full of slightly pointed teeth
Nightmare: *gives Daydream a disgusted look and shakes her index finger at her* You most certainly did not, you left like 2 ounces on it!!!
Daydream: *pouts* YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO RUIN MY FUN!!!!!!!! *cries pitifully*
Nightmare: O_o You are SUCH a BABY!!
Daydream: *sucks thumb* Am not!
Nightmare: Are too!
Daydream: *yelling* AM NOT!!
Nightmare: *also yelling at the top of her lungs* ARE TOO!!!!!!! YOU WERE SUCKING YOUR THUMB!!
Daydream: *screaming* SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOO?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!?
Nightmare: O_o You are an idiot!
Daydream: *is bored* Hey look, Spiderman!! *points to Spiderman who is swinging from building to building from a string of SPIDER WEBBING, being controlled by Nightmare*
Nightmare: *rolls eyes* That is such a stupid way to change the subject! pushes multiple buttons, killing the bad guys
Daydream: *begging* But it IS Spiderman!!!
Nightmare: I DIED!!!!!! cries uncontrollably as Spiderman plunges to his death
Daydream: I wanna play!!! grabs controller
Nightmare: Okay.. has no choice but to let her play
Daydream: SPIDEY!!!!! WEB SLING!!!!! GO WEB! GO! swings from building to building
Nightmare: POTTYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!! runs to potty
Daydream: hyper activeness going into hyper drive SPIDEY! SPIDEY! SPIDEY!
Nightmare: Ah, relief. smiles, …relieved
Daydream: disgusted look NIGHTMARE!
Nightmare: blank look Wha-at?
Daydream: goes back to playing game Ugh.
Nightmare: from her bedroom DAYDREAM! COME LOOK AT THE KITTY!
Daydream: annoyed tone But I'm playin' SPIDEY-MAN!!!!
Nightmare: demandingly JUST COME LOOK AT HIM!!!!
Daydream: presses pause and goes to look at the kitty AWWWW!!!! KITTY!!!
Zachary (the kitty): curled up in a little ball in the middle of Daydream's homemade "bed" in the middle of Nightmare's bedroom floor Meow.
Nightmare: sweet, isn't-my-pet-SOOOO-cute look Ain't he ADORABLE?!
Daydream: KITTYYYYY!!!!!!!! attacks the kitty
Nightmare: horrified DAYDREAM!!!! NO!!!
Zachary: scared to death by the short, eccentric person with uncombed hair MEEEEEEEEEEE-YOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! jumps 3 feet in the air and zips out the door
Daydream: *lower lip sticking out in a pathetic pouty face* WWWaaaaAAAHHHHHhhhhHHHH!!!!!
Nightmare: *kicks Dream in the shin* YOU SCARED MY KITTY!!
Daydream: *punches Night the stomach* NYAR!! IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOUR CAT HATES LOUD NOISES!!
Nightmare: *bites Daydream's ankle* WELL IT'S NOT MINE EITHER!!!!!
Both fight and wrestle until Daydream remembers Spiderman
Daydream: *remembering* SPIDEY!!!!!!! I LEFT YOU ALONE!!!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!!!
Day runs back into the game room
Daydream: grabs controls again SPIDEY, YOU ALIVE?!
Spiderman: *moving like he has A.D.D.*
Nightmare: stupid look on face CHEEEEEEEEEEESE!!!!!
Da Weasel (Night's STUPID brother): walking into room, looking all superior… sorta like Leo does when he knows something no one else does…ughhhh Daydream, you didn't put in the code did you?
Daydream: tongue sticking out of side of mouth in sincere concentration Yuh-huh!!!
Da Weasel: still lookin' all superior No you didn't! You just died!
Daydream: whines because he made her mess up I did too!
Da Weasel: total superiority here Did you spell it right?
Daydream: annoyed beyond the limit of being annoyed Yeah.
Da Weasel: soooo cocky and all knowing Did you put a space?
Daydream: sooo annoyed she is thinking about slamming the controller on the ground and smashing it into oblivion so he'll leave her alone No.
Da Weasel: SOOOOOOOO SUPERIOR IT IS HURTING MEE!!! HE'S ACTING LIKE LEO!!! NOOOOO!!!!!! Give me THAT. grabs the controller away from Dream
Daydream: lower lip trembles, eyes start to water, and she wonders why she didn't enact her plan of killing the controller WAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! NIGHHHHHHTTTTTTTTT!!! THE WEASEL BOY STOLE ME SPIDEYYYY!!!!! WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! uncontainable crying
Da Weasel: still has the superior look goin' on Seeeeee you do it like this…shows to no one
Daydream: so annoyed she can barely control it so she bites lip and punches self in head a couple of times Whatever. punches some more
Nightmare: sees a thing of complete annoyance BOP-IT!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! plays the scary, noisy, commanding, stupid game
Bop-It: evvvviiilll voice of DOOM TWIST IT!
Nightmare: gets happy, I'm-gonna-win-cuz-I'm-soooo-smart look on face. I'M GONNA WIN CUZ I'M SOOO SMART!!! pulls it
Bop-It: really annoying buzzer noise
Nightmare: throws it on ground and bounces up and down a couple of times DERN IT!
Daydream: MEGA NUT HAMSTERS ARE SWIMMING ON MY CLOWN-FISHYS!!!!!!!
Nightmare: o_O At least you have a fish. sniffle sniffle Rooooooofy… tear tear
Daydream: evil laughter
Nightmare: begins eating the plastic, crushed toy Yummyyy.
Daydream: O_O
Leonardo walks into the game room and looks at the computer and the last chapter of Nightmare's M&M story
Leo: *very VERY angry after reading the chapter* SUCCEEDED?!?! IN WHAT?!?!
Daydream and Nightmare: *give each other looks and try to edge out the door*
Nightmare: *falls/faints to the ground like a really bad actress in a really old black-and-white film*
Donny: also walks in Ummm…why did you do that?
Nightmare: sits up and in very dramatic voice says Who am I? What am I? WHERE am I?
Raphael: stalks in You are a grasshopper, in a mental hospital, you eat whole live chickens, and I take care of YOU!! evil muhahahaha laughter
Nightmare: blank look No, you are mistaken. I am Winfred, the African Bullfrog who lives in the most northern reaches of Antarctica!! Moooooooo.
Daydream, Da Weasel, Leo, Donny, and Raph: stare O_o
Nightmare: *leaps up and strikes super hero pose* I NEED SUNKIST!!!! *dashes out of room*
Daydream: yells BRING ME SOME TOO!!!!!!! PUUUHHHH-LEASE!!!! dreamy look Who likes orange soda? answers self Daydream likes orange soda! asks self another question Who LUUUUVES orange soda? bounces up and down ME!! MEE!! ME!!! I LOVE IT!! I DO, I DO, I DO, OOUUU!!
Donny: confused Umm, luve isn't a word…
Daydream: in orange soda land Neehuhuheee…
Donny: backs away
Leo: still angry about the earlier chapter How DARE you two do this to ME!! You made me into a stupid idiot with no brain!!
Raph: laughs And you aren't like that anyway?
Leo: cold older brother look
Nightmare: comes bouncing in with Mikey behind her Hey, looky what I got!!! holds up 2 liter bottle of Dr. Pepper SUNKIST!!!!! points to Dr. Pepper
Daydream: falls on floor beside Da Weasel NO ORANGE SODA??!?!?!!?!?!?
Da Weasel: cold older brother look
Mikey: scratches bald green head Huh?
Daydream: pounds fists and feet on the floor in an all-out temper tantrum NOOOOO ORRRAAANNNGGGGEEE SOOOODDDAAAAA!!!!!!!!! WWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Raph, Don, Leo, Mike, Da Weasel, Nightmare, Spiderman (on game): stare O_o
Daydream: stands up and wipes eyes Well if I can't have orange soda…grabs Night's oh so precious bottle of Dr. Pepper NOBODY CAN HAVE ANYTHING TO DRINK!!!!!! tosses the drink out the window
Nightmare: watches the flight of the Dr. Pepper with jaw hanging towards the floor N-n-n-NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! falls on floor, repeat of Daydream's episode NOOO!! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!
Day, Don, Raph, Leo, Mike, Da Weasel, Spiderman: stare O_o
Donatello: sighs That's it, I'm signing you two up for therapy… goes to sign them up, gets rejected because this is the FIFTH time he's tried to sign them up this week
Mikey: goes out the door, out of the house, drives to the store, buys a thing of orange soda, drives back, grabs the bottle of Dr. Pepper, goes back into the house, and hands the Dr. Pepper to Nightmare and the 2 liter bottle of Orange Soda to Daydream: Please, stop crying, I CAN'T TAKE IT!!!!!!!!
Nightmare and Daydream: jump up with loving smiles and hug Mikey around his middle* THANK YOU!!!! twist the caps off and start chugging
Donny: slaps the back of Mikey's head YOU IDIOT! NOW THEY'LL BE HYPER FOREVER!!!
Mikey: OW! They're hyper anyways!!!
Daydream: smiles with an orange ring around her mouth THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUMIKEYYYYY!!!! smiles even wider
Nightmare: lets out a reallyyy louddd belch BUUUUURRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!
Day, Don, Raph, Leo, Mike, Da Weasel, Spiderman: stare O_O cringe
Nightmare: innocent grin Sowwy? smiles really big
Spiderman: looks to his left; his right; then forwards. (on the game) BUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!
Day, Night, Don, Raph, Leo, Mike, Da Weasel: stare O_O
Donny: That was so DISGUSTING!!!!
Raph: The stinkin' GAME can burp!!!!
Spidey: I'm not just a game! I'M SPIDERMANNN!!!!! AND I DON'T STINK!!! swings away into utter darkness
Scary voice of doom: GAME OVER.
Leo: BUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!! Heh heh. Excuse me…
Day, Night, Don, Raph, Mike, Da Weasel, Spiderman: stare O______O
Mikey: bursts out laughing HAHAHAHA!!!!! LEO!!!! THAT WAS SO COOL!!! YOU'RE MY NEW FAVORITE BROTHER!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Donny: Who was your favorite brother to start with?!
Mikey: Myself!
Other turtles: shake heads sadly
Leo: looks annoyed Whoohoo, I'm Mike's fav…..
Mikey: gives Leo a hurt look You dun wanna be my favorite brother? huge eyes, pouty lips, watery eyes
Daydream: I'M PLAYIN' BASKETBALL!!!!! runs around on the court with the ball (on the game) WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Da Weasel: SUPERIOR look I WILL WIN!!!!!!!!
Daydream: sticks out tongue and gives him the evil look
Nightmare: OOOO!!! EEEEEVIL!!!!!
(Nightmare: OKAY! THIS IS SOOOOOO OFF TRACK!!! THIS IS S'POSED TO BE ABOUT M&MS AND TURTLES!!!! INSTEAD IT'S ABOUT DAYDREAM AND MY ADVENTURES WHEN DAYDREAM SPENDS THE NIGHT AT MY HOUSE!!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!!!! I DUNNO IF I'LL EVER WRITE ABOUT THE M&MS AGAIN!!!!! I'M SO LOST AND CONFUSED!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Daydream: I'M WINNING!!! NYAR! GO! GO! GO! NYARRR! Da Weasel: instant replay See Nightmare! It's me! Watch! Watch! BOO-YOW! That was beautiful! Nightmare: O_o Yeah. Rightyo. ignores him OKAY!!! THIS IS THE END OF THE CHAPTER!!!! IT HAD ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH M&MS BUT THIS IS THE END OF THE CHAPTER!!!! If this has seemed stupid to you, you shouldn't have read it and it's your own fault! Get over it!!! MOOHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Daydream and Nightmare: singing!!!! Me take care of me bel-ly button! Me like to keep it nice and clean! If me don't take care of me bel-ly button, she may grow a fungus green! Lalalallalallaaaaaaaa… BYE EVERYBODY!!!!!!! MAY THE CHEESE BE WITH YOU!!!!! AND THE TURTLES!!!!!!! Oh yeah, stay out of the fake green plastic Easter grass. IT'S EVIL!!!!!! EVILLLLLLLLLLLL, I TELL YA! EVILLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! O_o )
O_^ -Scary Nightmare!!!! ^_* -Scary Daydream!!!
O_o -Normal (HAHAHAHA) Nightmare!!! ^_^ - Normal (HAHAHAHA) Daydream!!!
Daydream: waits till everyone leaves M&M'S!!!!!!! M&M'S!!!!!!! M&M'S!!!!!!!! THEY ARE GOOD!!!
Nightmare: _ I TOLD YOU THAT THE CHAPPIE WAS ENDED!!!
Daydream: grins happily I know, but you seemed so depressed that it had nothing to do with M&Ms so I thought I'd yell M&Ms and make you happy!! ^_^ *grins at her extreme selflessness and smartness*
Nightmare: is soooo confused …..HEY LOOK DREAM! YOUR MOMMY'S HERE TO PICK YOU UP!!!! BYEEEE!!!! SEE YOU AT SCHOOL!!!!!!! is extremely happy
Daydream: sadness, pouty face Okay… watery eyes Bye bye…. WWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nightmare: BYE!
Daydream: looks out the door But her car ain't here…
Nightmare: shoves her out the door YES, SHE'S JUST GOT HER CAR IN STEALTH MODE!! SHE WANTS YOU TO USE YOUR NINJITSU SKILLS TO FIND IT!!!!!!! grins at her OWN smartness
Daydream: nods Oh, yeah, heheh, I forgot… puts hands out in front of her and starts to walk away
Nightmare: slams door YYYEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!! GO NIGHTMARE! GO NIGHTMARE! IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY, NOT REAL-AY!! ^_^ BUT THAT'S O-KAY, DREAM'S A-WAY!! WOO! THAT RHYMED! victory dance BYE EVERYBODY!!!