Disclaimer: Before I forget, I DON'T OWN THE TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!!!
My introduction/life story/HEYs/Space Taker Upper: HEYYYYY! What's up? How's it goin'? How's your dog? Cat? Hamster? Fish? Snake? TURTLE? Whatcha been up to? Havin' a good life? GOOOD! awkward silence I HAVE POISON IVY!!!!!!!! begins watering the computer with tears IT ITCHESSS!!! begins flooding computer with tears AND I CAN'T SCRATCH ITTT! alert message pops up: We are sorry, but there is a complication in the performance of your system. Windows will now close. blank, sad, stare computer explodes ANYHOO! I think I'm gonna try something DIFFERENT again! various gasps, oh my's, uh oh's, and WHAT?!'s are heard I'm gonna try to bring Y'ALL into my story!!!!! Not just Daydream! EVERYBODY!!!!! Lol. JUST to create more confusion in my life!!! GO ME! SO! Since I barely know ANYBODY, except Daydream. Lucky me… I'm gonna need you to e-mail me and tell me about ya if you wanna be in it! K? K! I'll need to knowww... Uh…. What you wanna be called (Daydream, Nightmare, Arista, Mily, Zip, etc.) Some of your characteristics (INSANE, fun, quiet, hyper, confused…), You're favorite turtle (Do I really have to explain that one?), You're favorite color (See previous parenthesis.), How old you are (In turtle years. Duh.), You're favorite food(s) (Don't ask why…Lol), and basically anything else you wanna tell me. E-mail it to me so it'll be easier for me to get to, K? kung_foo_monkey_poo@yahoo.com If you wanna be in the story, you have to tell me this stuff, otherwise… I can't put you in because I don't know anybody well enough to put words in their mouth! Except Daydream. I know what kind of contact lens squirty stuff she uses. (Not really, don't freak out Daydream) Hopefully, good things will come from this. I have NOTHING in my brain. No ideas, no brain cells, no peanut butter & jelly sandwiches.. NOTHING! So, like I did in the last chapter, I'll just type whatever comes to me. Maybe I'll bring the M&Ms back!!! Or should I do SKITTLES?! HELP MEEEEE! I bet Splinter's just gonna get eviler and eviler the more I type about him. He just never struck me as the sweet, loving kind of rat. OH WELL! Here we go! Thanks Mily for reviewing! HOW COME NOBODY ELSE DID?! This make Nightmare SAD! pouty face Please review! Or I'll sic ROOFUS on you! (He is NOT Japanese and killer Daydream! He's just a fish being TRAINED to be killer. And he's SIAMESE! So, HA! Yeah…) OKAY! BLAH!!!!! STORY!!!!!
O~ (-BALLOON!!!!) That weird, scary, stupid, bad dream Nightmare's having-
Nightmare took a few steps around the room, completely baffled by the repetitive sound. It wasn't really coming from anywhere. It didn't get louder or softer no matter which direction she moved. Was she imagining it? She shook her head as if water was in her ears. The noise was still there. "Hello?" The words from her lips bounced around the room and faded away. "Is anybody there?" It faded away again. She scratched her head. "I can't handle all this confusion at once. I'm NIGHTMARE! I can't handle a crossword puzzle!", she said to herself. Suddenly, a shaft of light struck down into the room with a shadow in it, the shape of a rat. "WHAT?" She looked up but she couldn't see anything because the light was too blinding. The light disappeared. She looked up again but couldn't see anything but red. When she looked down, her pet hamster was laying at her feet. "Dmitri?" She scooped him up and looked at him. It was Dmitri alright, but how did he get here? She cupped him in her hands and looked up at the never ending redness. "Strange, ain't it Mitri?" She looked back down at her pet but he wasn't there. She checked around her feet, to see if he hopped out of her hands but he was completely gone. 'This is too weird', she thought to herself. Turning around, she looked behind her and there was a sign on the wall. It looked like a BEWARE OF DOG sign but instead, it said: BEWARE OF RAT. She gazed at it for a few seconds then walked closer to touch it. She extended her hand towards it, almost touching it, then it faded away. Not really surprised by the disappearing of the sign, she turned around again and found a jump rope hanging down from above. It was a very long jump rope because it hung down in front of her nose, and extended up towards the unlimited ceiling. "A jump rope?" She tugged on it. Secure, she started climbing up the rope. She climbed up and up and up. "Will this thing ever end?!" She yelled to herself. Then there was an end to the rope, as if somebody had taken scissors and chopped it off right above her head. She lost her breath and fell down towards the floor. "Nightmare!!!!" Daydream yelled, as Night fell. She tried to scream but the gravity was pulling her so fast and hard she couldn't make a noise. She closed her eyes. "Nightmare!!!!!!!!" Daydream yelled again. The room shook. She was about the strike the ground when she opened her eyes.
"Night!!!!!!" Daydream was standing over Nightmare shaking her. Nightmare caught her breath. She sat up in her bed and looked around, realizing that it was just a dream. "Are you okay?" her friend asked, as she sat on the bed. "Yeah, I think so. Why?" "Golly, you were screaming and yelling and stuff, I thought you were diein'!" Daydream cracked a smile. "Sorry, I just had the weirdest dream." "Don't we all, I had this dream one time, about the turtles coming to my house, and we ate raspberry foam soap and rode four wheelers, then we went to Bob's Pizza and Mikey ordered pizza. WITH ANCHOVIES!!!!" Daydream rambled on, all in one breath. Nightmare and Daydream giggled and decided to go get a midnight snack.
The two girls went to the kitchen and stumbled into Splinter talking on the telephone quietly. "Hey Sensei!" Daydream said cheerfully as she walked into the kitchen. "Uh, hello girls. What are you doing up?" He quickly hung up the telephone. "Midnight snack. How bout you? Late night, romantic chat with your girlfriend?" Daydream giggled. Nightmare entered cautiously, remembering her dream, and opened a cabinet. "Um, no, I was talking to an old friend of mine…Goodnight." He slowly left the kitchen. "Hehe, that was weird." Daydream chuckled and opened a different cabinet. "Yeah, weird." Nightmare mumbled, looking towards where Splinter was standing. "Ya alright?" Daydream questioned. "Yeah, I'm okay." Nightmare looked around in the cabinet. "Marshmallows?" She grinned and held the bag out to Daydream. "MARSHMALLOWS!"
The next day, Daydream and Nightmare were the first ones awake. "I like cheese in my Froot Loops!" Daydream said, poking fun at Nightmare. "I like marshmallows in my Cocoa Pebbles!" The two laughed and poured their cereal. "Actually, marshmallows and Cocoa Pebbles don't sound half bad." Nightmare said putting a few in her cereal. "That's just wrong." Leo said as he entered the room, overhearing their conversation. Donny came in the room behind him. "Yeah, you eat marshmallows on s'mores, in hot cocoa, and in Rice Krispy Treats. Not in your CEREAL!" "Fine, say what you want bout my marshmallows. More for me!" Nightmare took a few bites and added more marshmallows. Leo and Donny cringed and searched for food. Raph stumbled into the kitchen not even half awake, and yawned. Daydream and Nightmare shielded their cereal from the possible contamination of the Raph breath. Donny and Leo chuckled at the two girls as they sat down at the table with some toast and jelly. Raph stretched and grabbed the carton of milk out of the fridge. "Gooood morning dudes and dudettes!" A lively Michelangelo entered the kitchen with a big smile across his face. "Morning Mikey!" Daydream and Nightmare said at the same time. He walked over to the refrigerator and pulled out a pizza box. He opened the box and scarfed 3 pieces. "Nothin' like good ol' leftover pizza to start the day!" He grinned and sat between Daydream and Nightmare. Just as he said that, the phone rang. "I GOT IT!" Daydream jumped up and ran to the phone. flashback He quickly hung up the telephone. "Midnight snack. How bout you? Late night, romantic chat with your girlfriend?" Daydream giggled. Nightmare entered cautiously, remembering her dream, and opened a cabinet. "Um, no, I was talking to an old friend of mine…Goodnight." He slowly left the kitchen. end flashback Nightmare's eyes shot across the room as she watched Daydream talk on the phone. "Okay! Bye!" Daydream hung up the phone and ran back over to her breakfast. She continued eating as everybody watched her, waiting for her to say something about who was on the phone. "Marshmallows are good in cereal, Nightmare!" She smiled and inhaled some more. After 2 minutes of blank stares, Leo finally said something. "Are you gonna tell us who was on the phone?" "Oh, it was some weird person askin' for Splinter." Nightmare's heart skipped a beat. 'I knew it. He has to be up to something…', she thought to herself. "For Splinter??" Donny questioned. "Splinter has friends?" Mikey asked, not meaning to be funny. Daydream smiled. "Yeah, it was some scary dude, askin' for some secret code or something. I dunno." Nightmare stared on. 'All this time we trusted him…' she thought to herself again. "What?!" Raph yelped. "A code?!" "HAHA! FOOLED YA!" Daydream burst out laughing, spewing chewed cereal across the kitchen. Raph smacked his forehead. "You're so stupid sometimes, Daydream." Dream smiled widely, "I KNOW! AIN'T IT GREAT?!" They all laughed except Nightmare. "So who was it really Dream?" Nightmare asked. "Oh! It was Mily!" "Mily? You've got to be kidding me." Leo said slowly. "Nope! She said that they're gonna come and stay awhile with us!" "Oh no." Donny shook his head sadly. "Not the fan girls." Raph whimpered. "YAY! THE DUDETTES ARE COMIN'!!!!" Mikey jumped out of his seat. Daydream, Nightmare and Mikey all smiled while Donny, Leo and Raph cried. "Not the fan girlllllssss." They whined some more. "So who's coming?" Mikey asked Daydream. "Uh, I dunno yet. They haven't gotten that far." "Cool! So there could be 2 people or 50!!!" Mikey cracked a huge smile. "Yeah, I guess so!" Daydream smiled too. "This'll be fun." Nightmare said and went to her room to think.
O~ (-Ain't the balloon GREAT?!?!)
OKAY! I finished chapter 10! YAY! I dunno what I'm really gonna do with this story, but…. OH WELL! Lol. Don't forget to e-mail me with all that important stuffs if you wanna be in the story. I hope SOMEBODY will. PLEASE? I wanna get to know all y'all better! tear I just can't seem to make any new fwiends… pouty face Lol. Anyhoo, you can request me not to make you act stupid or retarded or insane… (That doesn't really mean I'll read that part of your e-mail, but you can request it!) I dunno why you'd think I WOULD do a crazy thing like that anyways but okay. And give me some ideas! I have a serious case of writer'sblockitis. gasp! Oh my! Oh no! How horrible! Pleeeaaaase review! I wanna know what y'all think of my new chapters. Daydream's opinion is practically useless cuz she HAS to tell me it's good. That's her JOB as a best friend! Oh yeah, if y'all have AIM my s/n is BoOgYmNsTr88 Add me and talk to me! (that is, if I'm on…) Later! Bye! Adios Moochacho! O~ (-You know you love my balloon…)
