Who's you're Superman\White Wedding
Dib walked quietly up to Zim's house, tossing a rock in firing range of the lawn gnomes Figuring they would shoot it down, but it fell to the sidewalk with a thunk unharmed, and Dib realized that Zim had failed to activate the security system.
He approached the house quietly anyways, careful to avoid any landmines or traps placed In the yard, waiting to be stepped upon, but found none.instead he looked in the window seeing Gir chewing on what looked to be an uncooked cow leg and shuddered in disgust.
Meanwhile..
Zim was putting a Rammstein CD in his newly acquired sound system with Gaz lounging on the couch in the lower level entertainment room. Zim looked over at her longingly as Zwitter Zwitter began to play. It was his favorite song of Rammstein. Gaz returned his look and said unlike her usual tone "Whatcha thinking, Zim..?
Zim walked over to her and sat down then tried in his best words to tell her what was on his mind.
"Well, truth is Gaz, over the years I have sort of fallen in love with you."
Gaz blushed at this thought, and felt herself become all tingly as his smooth masculine voice continued to tell her his feelings for her and the thoughts that ran through his mind each and every day, longing for her. She realized, He was no longer such a maniac, as in the past few years but still seemed to have his moments, and that despite that she felt the same way for him, The man that was in her dreams in the shadows calling her name and guiding her safely through the nightmares of her real life that often submerged in her dreams, always defending her, slaying the dragons, banishing ghosts of her past. He was wild and elusive, and now stronger than ever from years of weight training.
Gaz looked at him and said "I want to see the real you. I know I did years ago, but please remove you're disguise for me if only this once.
Zim complied, Carefully taking out the lenses revealing his enchanting ruby eyes, and removing his wig, in which his antennae unfolded and perked up once more.
Gaz stared at him in awe. "You're much more beautiful like this, Zim." And took her hand and placed it under his chin rubbing his velvety pale green skin.
Back to Dib...
Dib had finally gotten past Gir after narrowly escaping what would have been a very long game of Chutes and Ladders, which Gir was so insistent of playing while chewing on the bloody cow leg. It was an awfully good thing Dib happened to carry a rubix Cube for just such a situation.
Dib made his way to the trash can chute and climbed in carefully so as not to fall down the transportation tube in a way that might be uncomfortable.
He slid through the clear chute until arriving at a long winding hallway with each door that had a security device requiring a code number.
Dib got out a compact that used to belonged to his mother and blew it onto the code buttons of the first door and punched in the code 22641777905.
Upon opening it he found huge mecha robot devices that could be used against Zim himself, but decided to let that wait and get back to the task at hand, mainly find Zim, snap sleep cuffs on his wrists, and drag him to his dad's studio laboratory without his disguise and be the one to make the first incision in his repulsive alien chest.
He quietly closed that door and decided that if he wanted to find Zim, He would have to trick the computer, so He cleared his throat and used his best Zim voice.
"Computer I have cloned myself in order to be more successful in taking over this miserable planet, however one of my duplicates cannot be found. Run a DNA scan over the house and give me the exact location of the Duplicate."
Almost immediately a large map of the house swung down directly in front of Dib with a red blipping light showing Zim's coordinates. Dib was sure he would get Zim this time.
Meanwhile. (Yes again.I like using that word.makes me feel as if I've been sucked into a tear the fabric of time in a never-ending time continuum)
Zim looked up at Gaz with the pale red light of the room giving even more of a luminescent glow to his lovely garnet colored eyes.
"Please Gaz tell me.Do you love me?"
Gaz looked back into his eyes, "Yes, I love you Zim, you are magnificent! My brother may not care for you and would probably try to dissect me too if he knew we were dating."
Zim shuddered at Dib's name. "I won't let him near you. He won't destroy us. I have ways at keeping that earthworm at bay. besides what could a geek like him do anyhow..? bite off a chicken head?"
Smirking, Gaz retorted.. "Nah, even that's too complicated for him". Zim snickered at this and began playing with her skirt tail, lifting it up a bit with one claw "You know what I want now?"
"I want it even more than you." Was her reply, lights dancing sweetly in her violet eyes.
"You dare outdo an Irken Invader?" he whispered in her ear seductively running his segmented tongue along her cheek.
Gaz slid her shirt off, and Zim looked at her taut breasts, perplexed as to what they were.
"What are these things on you're chest.? What do they do..?"
Soon Gaz stood up and her velvet skirt fell to the ground. "There's much more to worry about than just that, Zim."
Cursing his luck, Dib looked at his watch because of getting lost two separate time in the cavernous underground lab, though he was lucky enough to find a camera with film in it most likely full of alien pictures, so Dib thought.
Suddenly he heard giggling noises coming from a room labeled Recreation Lounge and thought he heard Zim speaking as well.
"There's someone else in there besides Zim." Dib thought "I'd better find out what they're up to!"
But he decided against because after all Zim could have a gun. Instead he spied the vent next to the door and peered in, disturbed at what he saw.
"Stop it Zim! That tickles!"
"What..? The mighty Zim never stops!"
(moaning)
"You're gonna cause us to wake up the whole neighborhood you know."
"So? Zim does not care!"
Dib had had enough. It was disgusting enough, that it was his own sister in there doing things with Zim, but he couldn't watch. He had to take action.
Suddenly to Zim's dismay the door busted off the hinges and Zim, angered at being disturbed let it be known. "What the fuck.?!-
"ZIM." Dib stood at the doorway, pissed off beyond recognition. "What in the hell do you think you are doing to my sister..? Gaz looked up at her brother, which glared back at her his eyes fired with rage. "Dib, I can explain.."
But he would have none of it. "and Gaz what are you fucking thinking even allowing Zim to do this to you.?!
But he again cut her off before she could respond. Never mind. I don't even want to know and grabbed her by her frail wrist, then jerking his trench coat off of himself with such ferocity one would think even the leather would rip, and put it on her roughly, then zipped and tied it and pulled her out of the room, with Zim loudly cursing threats and ready to follow them until Dib pulled out his stun gun and zapped the ranting alien between the legs causing him to crumple up in the floor in a fetal position, muttering expletives about how he hated and would kill Dib.
BUSH! Music for da Goths!! Go buy, monkie slaves of trends!!
Or suffer unpopularity of not being a poser!!
TA TA!
Dib walked quietly up to Zim's house, tossing a rock in firing range of the lawn gnomes Figuring they would shoot it down, but it fell to the sidewalk with a thunk unharmed, and Dib realized that Zim had failed to activate the security system.
He approached the house quietly anyways, careful to avoid any landmines or traps placed In the yard, waiting to be stepped upon, but found none.instead he looked in the window seeing Gir chewing on what looked to be an uncooked cow leg and shuddered in disgust.
Meanwhile..
Zim was putting a Rammstein CD in his newly acquired sound system with Gaz lounging on the couch in the lower level entertainment room. Zim looked over at her longingly as Zwitter Zwitter began to play. It was his favorite song of Rammstein. Gaz returned his look and said unlike her usual tone "Whatcha thinking, Zim..?
Zim walked over to her and sat down then tried in his best words to tell her what was on his mind.
"Well, truth is Gaz, over the years I have sort of fallen in love with you."
Gaz blushed at this thought, and felt herself become all tingly as his smooth masculine voice continued to tell her his feelings for her and the thoughts that ran through his mind each and every day, longing for her. She realized, He was no longer such a maniac, as in the past few years but still seemed to have his moments, and that despite that she felt the same way for him, The man that was in her dreams in the shadows calling her name and guiding her safely through the nightmares of her real life that often submerged in her dreams, always defending her, slaying the dragons, banishing ghosts of her past. He was wild and elusive, and now stronger than ever from years of weight training.
Gaz looked at him and said "I want to see the real you. I know I did years ago, but please remove you're disguise for me if only this once.
Zim complied, Carefully taking out the lenses revealing his enchanting ruby eyes, and removing his wig, in which his antennae unfolded and perked up once more.
Gaz stared at him in awe. "You're much more beautiful like this, Zim." And took her hand and placed it under his chin rubbing his velvety pale green skin.
Back to Dib...
Dib had finally gotten past Gir after narrowly escaping what would have been a very long game of Chutes and Ladders, which Gir was so insistent of playing while chewing on the bloody cow leg. It was an awfully good thing Dib happened to carry a rubix Cube for just such a situation.
Dib made his way to the trash can chute and climbed in carefully so as not to fall down the transportation tube in a way that might be uncomfortable.
He slid through the clear chute until arriving at a long winding hallway with each door that had a security device requiring a code number.
Dib got out a compact that used to belonged to his mother and blew it onto the code buttons of the first door and punched in the code 22641777905.
Upon opening it he found huge mecha robot devices that could be used against Zim himself, but decided to let that wait and get back to the task at hand, mainly find Zim, snap sleep cuffs on his wrists, and drag him to his dad's studio laboratory without his disguise and be the one to make the first incision in his repulsive alien chest.
He quietly closed that door and decided that if he wanted to find Zim, He would have to trick the computer, so He cleared his throat and used his best Zim voice.
"Computer I have cloned myself in order to be more successful in taking over this miserable planet, however one of my duplicates cannot be found. Run a DNA scan over the house and give me the exact location of the Duplicate."
Almost immediately a large map of the house swung down directly in front of Dib with a red blipping light showing Zim's coordinates. Dib was sure he would get Zim this time.
Meanwhile. (Yes again.I like using that word.makes me feel as if I've been sucked into a tear the fabric of time in a never-ending time continuum)
Zim looked up at Gaz with the pale red light of the room giving even more of a luminescent glow to his lovely garnet colored eyes.
"Please Gaz tell me.Do you love me?"
Gaz looked back into his eyes, "Yes, I love you Zim, you are magnificent! My brother may not care for you and would probably try to dissect me too if he knew we were dating."
Zim shuddered at Dib's name. "I won't let him near you. He won't destroy us. I have ways at keeping that earthworm at bay. besides what could a geek like him do anyhow..? bite off a chicken head?"
Smirking, Gaz retorted.. "Nah, even that's too complicated for him". Zim snickered at this and began playing with her skirt tail, lifting it up a bit with one claw "You know what I want now?"
"I want it even more than you." Was her reply, lights dancing sweetly in her violet eyes.
"You dare outdo an Irken Invader?" he whispered in her ear seductively running his segmented tongue along her cheek.
Gaz slid her shirt off, and Zim looked at her taut breasts, perplexed as to what they were.
"What are these things on you're chest.? What do they do..?"
Soon Gaz stood up and her velvet skirt fell to the ground. "There's much more to worry about than just that, Zim."
Cursing his luck, Dib looked at his watch because of getting lost two separate time in the cavernous underground lab, though he was lucky enough to find a camera with film in it most likely full of alien pictures, so Dib thought.
Suddenly he heard giggling noises coming from a room labeled Recreation Lounge and thought he heard Zim speaking as well.
"There's someone else in there besides Zim." Dib thought "I'd better find out what they're up to!"
But he decided against because after all Zim could have a gun. Instead he spied the vent next to the door and peered in, disturbed at what he saw.
"Stop it Zim! That tickles!"
"What..? The mighty Zim never stops!"
(moaning)
"You're gonna cause us to wake up the whole neighborhood you know."
"So? Zim does not care!"
Dib had had enough. It was disgusting enough, that it was his own sister in there doing things with Zim, but he couldn't watch. He had to take action.
Suddenly to Zim's dismay the door busted off the hinges and Zim, angered at being disturbed let it be known. "What the fuck.?!-
"ZIM." Dib stood at the doorway, pissed off beyond recognition. "What in the hell do you think you are doing to my sister..? Gaz looked up at her brother, which glared back at her his eyes fired with rage. "Dib, I can explain.."
But he would have none of it. "and Gaz what are you fucking thinking even allowing Zim to do this to you.?!
But he again cut her off before she could respond. Never mind. I don't even want to know and grabbed her by her frail wrist, then jerking his trench coat off of himself with such ferocity one would think even the leather would rip, and put it on her roughly, then zipped and tied it and pulled her out of the room, with Zim loudly cursing threats and ready to follow them until Dib pulled out his stun gun and zapped the ranting alien between the legs causing him to crumple up in the floor in a fetal position, muttering expletives about how he hated and would kill Dib.
BUSH! Music for da Goths!! Go buy, monkie slaves of trends!!
Or suffer unpopularity of not being a poser!!
TA TA!