Yay! Another chapter, finally! Sorry for the previous cliffy, I just had to do it. *smirks* I know, I'm pretty evil, aren't I?





The next morning, Helga sat upright so quickly her head spun, and she had to lean back and grab it. "Crimany..." she moaned, then remembered why she had such a headache, and her eyes shot straight open. She quickly scrambled out of bed, and ran over to the computer without changing her clothes.



She connected to the Internet, and saw that Ciarra was on, relieving her. She double clicked on Ciarra's user, and a new window popped up.



Miss Perfect says:

Hi Helga!!

Miss Perfect says:

wie geht's? (how are you)

Misseyebrow says:

CIARRA!

Miss Perfect says:

What??

Misseyebrow says:

OMG, I need to talk to you about something that happened lasy night!!

Miss Perfect says:

what what what!!!???

Misseyebrow says:

last*

Miss Perfect says:

i know!

Miss Perfect says:

who was it???

Misseyebrow says:

I was getting into bed and, oh man, I heard a crash outside my window

Misseyebrow says:

so, I decided to check it out

Misseyebrow says:

and when I did... I saw... I saw...

Miss Perfect says:

yes go on...

Miss Perfect says:

Roxy??

Misseyebrow says:

WORSE!

Miss Perfect says:

Dana??

Misseyebrow says:

Tiffany, her assistant!!!!

Miss Perfect says:

Shoot!!!!

Misseyebrow says:

I know!

Miss Perfect says:

what should we do!

Miss Perfect says:

?

Misseyebrow says:

I don't know

Miss Perfect says:

hm

Misseyebrow says:

maybe... find out why they followed us?

Miss Perfect says:

what was she doing?

Misseyebrow says:

and where they're staying?

Misseyebrow says:

I don't know

Misseyebrow says:

I think... spying on me, or, something

Miss Perfect says:

hm

Misseyebrow says:

yeah

Miss Perfect says:

lets see....

Miss Perfect says:

if i just knew where they were staying!!

Misseyebrow says:

I think they'd be smart enough to not stay in a motel

Miss Perfect says:

i could read there thoughts and find out what tiffany was doing at your house

Miss Perfect says:

i know that..

Miss Perfect says:

they are pro.....Lila!

Misseyebrow says:

WHAT!?

Misseyebrow says:

what about lil miz horible?!

Miss Perfect says:

they might be staying at lilas house

Misseyebrow says:

YEAH!!

Miss Perfect says:

since she hates you too!!

Misseyebrow says:

since Roxy is......... *clears throat* never mind...

Misseyebrow says:

yeah!!

Miss Perfect says:

what?

Misseyebrow says:

I found out a few weeks ago that Roxy has a cousin named Lila!

Miss Perfect says:

omg

Misseyebrow says:

I KNOW!!!

Miss Perfect says:

lila must be a part of phoc!!!

Miss Perfect says:

we need to tell Arnold

Misseyebrow says:

yes!

Miss Perfect says:

we will tell him at school tomorrow ok?

Misseyebrow says:

wait a minute... I thought he didn't like Lila since she turned into a Lil Miz Horrible

Misseyebrow says:

ok

Misseyebrow says:

wait a minute

Miss Perfect says:

remember last night i read his thoughts and he was thinking about asking her on a date

Misseyebrow says:

yeah

Misseyebrow says:

I was just gonig to mention that

Miss Perfect says:

lol

Misseyebrow says:

going*

Misseyebrow says:

so how shall we surprise them?

Miss Perfect says:

sure

Misseyebrow says:

PHOC, I mean

Miss Perfect says:

i know that

Miss Perfect says:

i CAN read your mind you know

Misseyebrow says:

oh... yeah... duh... I guess I am thinking I'm tlaking to Phoebe or someone else

Miss Perfect says:

lol

Misseyebrow says:

lol

Misseyebrow says:

HOW!?

Miss Perfect says:

hm

Miss Perfect says:

i'll see if they are at lilas house first.

Helga waited for a minute, almost sweating. She bit her lip, and furrowed her eyebrows, breathing deeply. This was too much for her! She couldn't stand the suspense! Suddenly, a doodle-doo like noise startled her so bad, she let out a screech. Then, she realized that it was the chat window telling her that Ciarra had come back and said something.



Miss Perfect says:

they are!

Miss Perfect says:

now i will see what they were doing last night ok?

Misseyebrow says:

ok

Helga sighed, and began massaging her aching head, while waiting for another response.



Miss Perfect says:

they were ttrying to find your weekness!!

Misseyebrow says:

WHAT?!?!!?

Miss Perfect says:

oooooohhhhh man

Misseyebrow says:

well, they're not going to find it

Miss Perfect says:

that means

Miss Perfect says:

(arnold)!!

Misseyebrow says:

I just thought of something...

Misseyebrow says:

YEAH

Miss Perfect says:

eek!!

Miss Perfect says:

oh man oh man!!!

Misseyebrow says:

WHAT IF THEY ARE HACKING INTO MY COMPUTER RIGHT NOW?!????!!?!

Miss Perfect says:

waht are we gonna do!!

Misseyebrow says:

oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no!!!!!!!!

Miss Perfect says:

i just got the greatest idea!!

Misseyebrow says:

what?!

Miss Perfect says:

well..

Miss Perfect says:

zoe taught me how to hack and..

Misseyebrow says:

I see where this is going

Miss Perfect says:

i could hack into their computers and see if they were hacking into yours

Misseyebrow says:

YAY!!!

Miss Perfect says:

and if they were i could delete the information

Miss Perfect says:

sound good?

Misseyebrow says:

and if they are, we can also get Zoe to make them forget

Misseyebrow says:

yes

Miss Perfect says:

yep

Miss Perfect says:

ok im in there computer now

Misseyebrow says:

ok

Miss Perfect says:

well looky here!!!!

Misseyebrow says:

what?

Misseyebrow says:

WHATWHAT?!!?!

Miss Perfect says:

roxy has a crush on arnold!! (im reading her section for her diary

Miss Perfect says:

lol

Misseyebrow says:

WHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT!?!?! she's seventeen!!!

Miss Perfect says:

i know!!

Miss Perfect says:

llllllooooolll

Misseyebrow says:

and she's only seen him, what, once?!?!

Miss Perfect says:

probably cus she is so much like lila

Misseyebrow says:

yeah

Miss Perfect says:

ok

Miss Perfect says:

here it is

Misseyebrow says:

ok

Miss Perfect says:

all they have is one of your poems to arnold

Miss Perfect says:

i'll delete it and stop the hacking

Miss Perfect says:

ok?

Misseyebrow says:

ok! good!

Miss Perfect says:

man they have a slow computer

Miss Perfect says:

ok i stopped them

Misseyebrow says:

good

Misseyebrow says:

thank you!!!

Miss Perfect says:

thankyou thankyou!! it was nothing

Misseyebrow says:

kiitos, as Phoebe would say

Miss Perfect says:

lol

Miss Perfect says:

i just got a great idea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Misseyebrow says:

WHAT?!!?!!!

Miss Perfect says:

i could..heeheehee

Misseyebrow says:

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttt???????????????/

Miss Perfect says:

i could join lila and rhondas club so i would be at lilas house all the time

Miss Perfect says:

andi would be able to spy on them!!

Misseyebrow says:

yeeeeaaaahhhh!!!

Miss Perfect says:

lol

Miss Perfect says:

ok

Miss Perfect says:

well i gotta go ok??

Misseyebrow says:

cause they don't even barely know you

Misseyebrow says:

ok

Miss Perfect says:

bye bye

Misseyebrow says:

bye bye





Helga disconnected, and rubbed her hands together, a smirk on her face and her eyes squinted. "Yes! Finally, we have a plan to outsmart Roxy and her dumb little team of piano haters." she said, then suddenly, the phone rang, startling her. She picked it up, and said, "Hello?"



"Hello Miz Pataki, or should I say, Eleanor Lawrence." Helga furrowed her eyebrows, and scratched her head softly. Where had she heard that name before... then it struck her and her eyes almost popped out of their sockets. It was the name she used when she spied on PHOC. And that voice was so familiar; it was the one that made her queasy.



"Roxy," she snarled, squeezing the phone so hard that it seemed as if she would break it. She heard a irritating group of laughter (obviously all of the girls in PHOC, including Lila), and then Roxy came back on.



"Well, Helga, you had no problem recognizing me. Now, will you have any problem recognizing this voice..." Helga tensed, and her eyes slightly widened.



"Helga, please, help!! We're at-"



"Shut your trap you stupid odd headed shrimp!!" she heard a yelp accompany the shouting, and she, without thinking, slammed the phone down and quickly got dressed into a baggy pink t-shirt and a black mini skirt, slipped on a pair of shoes, ran a brush through her hair, and ran out the door faster than you could say tomato.