Keg:(whispering) I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh, or Grease. Y.Keg-There he is! All-Except Keg-Get him! Keg-Oh crap!

Chapter 2: The T-Birds

(Grandpa Yugi and Pegasus arrive at school, after walking the halls and letting Pegasus flirt with the jocks mainly Bakura the star of the football team.)

Grandpa: KEG!

Keg(out of breath):Sir here's your coffee, cream 24 packs of sugar.

Grandpa: Thank You Minion

Keg: You're welcome sir.

Grandpa: What's my schedule for today?.

Keg:(pulls out agenda) well at 9:46am you have a appointment with Dawanna Suck in the girls bathroom, and Allona Head at 9:46am in the girls bathroom, and..

Mai:(interrupts):hey baby am I still on at 9:46.

Grandpa: Of course baby, remember to bring my jacket.(think about it)

Mai: I bought a pack this morning.

Grandpa: (Thank God I am Broke, my social sercurity check hasn't come in yet)

Keg: Sir may I speak.......?

Grandpa: Yes my minion..

Keg: You have 7 appointments at the same time in the same place is that possible?

Grandpa: Of course Minion.

Keg: I would like to point out to you that by the laws of nature that isn't even remotley possible.

Grandpa: (Puts a hand to ear) I'm sorry... what was that Keg?

Keg: I was just pointing out that-

Grandpa: I'M SORRY, I COULDN'T HEAR YOU OVER YOUR STUPIDITY!!!!!!!!!!

Yugi: Whoa! That was a sweet one "G"!

Grandpa: I am a smooth son of a cookie!

Ryou: (Walks into class and takes the seat behind Grandpa)

Grandpa: Yo! I didn't give you permission to sit by ma ass.

Ryou: Excuse me?

Grandpa: Am I speaking jibberish. (Puts hand on head) Help me here Keg.

Keg: Umm....You aren't allowed to sit there.

Ryou: Well how but this( gets up), How bout you move, if you don't like me around you.

G: is that a threat

Ryou:No!, I was just stateing the fact that..

G: Liar!

Ryou: I'de be careful

G:How but no

Ryou: I want to apolog....

G: I'm Not listening!

Ryou: What a dolt. (walks away)

G:Thats right

Keg: Good job sir.

G:Thank You Minion

Keg: of course sir