Keg: I still don't own Yu-Gi-Oh, or Grease
Y.Keg: Liar
Keg: Get out of my head(Screaming)
Y.Keg: Pussy
Chapter 3- Pudding Napped
(Nine forty six came and went and so did the moans, no you sick not those moans the moans
from Pegasus because everyone was making fun of his dress, oh yea and those moans stopped
too, sicko, At lunch time every day the T-Birds got chocolate pudding, from the uni brow lunch
server Bertha)
Grandpa: Pudding, Cha Cha Cha, Pudding, Cha Cha Cha, Cha
Yugi: Be silent home slice, here comes Bertha.
Pegasus: Ow Baby.
Yugi: Pegasus why are you starring at her like that.
Grandpa: Pegasus that be nasty.
Pegasus: Ow no not nasty, just a acquired taste.
Yugi: That bro, is what kills people in their sleep.
Pegasus: No my sweat would never kill anyone, she is not viscous. She would never.
Yugi: Sure.
(Bertha approaches adjusts braw strap and coughs in the mac and cheese)
G: Hey Bertha the usual please of course my sweat.
(Bertha grabs her ladle and scoops up macaroni and cheese, and plops it on his plate, then a scoop of layered over mash potatoes with a fresh layer of crust on top a old sandwich of ham and peanut butter, and a cup of pudd...)
Bertha:(Blood curtailing Scream) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
(G jumps, Yugi stares, Pegasus pulls hand out of his pants)
G:Cool down my sister.
Bertha(crying):I have failed my mission in life. NOOO!!!
Yugi: You don't look that bad home slice.
Pegasus: My sweat please don't be upset, I'll make you a deal, if you stop crying I'll date you,
HE HE
Bertha:(suddenly stops) Really?!
Pegasus: Of course my love.
Bertha: I don't know what to do!
G: What's wrong girl?
Bertha: Someone (starts to cry)..... stole the pudding......
G:(Hystrically) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Pegasus: May I Kiss You?!
Bertha: Oh Yes!
Pegasus: (does a front flip over the counter and lands on his feet)
Bertha:(Grabs him) Come To Mamma.
Pegasus: Lets do this( Begins Kissing her nose)
Bertha:(Lays on the ground)
Pegasus:(Jumps on top) I love You
Bertha:(Removes pants and then her....... BOXERS, Holy SHIT!!!!)
Bertha: I am in love.
Pegasus:(looks at her package) UM, beggars cant be choosers.
Bertha: Drags him into the kitchen and closes the door.
(Through the wall, Yugi is listening)
Pegasus: Does it hurt?
Bertha: Oh No, It feels good.
Pegasus: Um, that looks painful, but if you say...SOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
(SCREAMING) NOOOOOOO!,(Pegasus runs at the door) I am Free hahahaha... ITS
LOCKED, NOOOOOOO!
Bertha: I am so horny.
Pegasus:(Turns)(LOOKS DOWN)GODZILLA!!!
Meanwhile
G:(Has on a oxygen mask) No, No Pudding!!
Yugi: I Know(Crying)
G: I wonder who would steal my man hood like that, I mean,(Starts Crying) It's not fair.
Yugi: We will find the culprit responsible.
G:Then I will break his balls off and feed them to Bertha the Tormentor.
Yugi: So our new mission in life is to discover the villian, and se member him.
Keg:(walks up) Why don't you just drink blue Kool-Aid.
G:(SCREAMING) NEVER Minion, if you ever say that again, I..I..I will let Bertha have you.
KEG: NOOOOOOOOO!(runs away)
Meanwhile
Bertha:(Screaming) Someone open the door, Please Help Me.... Please Pegasus: MWAHAHAHA, Just bend over.
Bertha: NOOOOOOO!!!
Y.Keg: Liar
Keg: Get out of my head(Screaming)
Y.Keg: Pussy
Chapter 3- Pudding Napped
(Nine forty six came and went and so did the moans, no you sick not those moans the moans
from Pegasus because everyone was making fun of his dress, oh yea and those moans stopped
too, sicko, At lunch time every day the T-Birds got chocolate pudding, from the uni brow lunch
server Bertha)
Grandpa: Pudding, Cha Cha Cha, Pudding, Cha Cha Cha, Cha
Yugi: Be silent home slice, here comes Bertha.
Pegasus: Ow Baby.
Yugi: Pegasus why are you starring at her like that.
Grandpa: Pegasus that be nasty.
Pegasus: Ow no not nasty, just a acquired taste.
Yugi: That bro, is what kills people in their sleep.
Pegasus: No my sweat would never kill anyone, she is not viscous. She would never.
Yugi: Sure.
(Bertha approaches adjusts braw strap and coughs in the mac and cheese)
G: Hey Bertha the usual please of course my sweat.
(Bertha grabs her ladle and scoops up macaroni and cheese, and plops it on his plate, then a scoop of layered over mash potatoes with a fresh layer of crust on top a old sandwich of ham and peanut butter, and a cup of pudd...)
Bertha:(Blood curtailing Scream) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
(G jumps, Yugi stares, Pegasus pulls hand out of his pants)
G:Cool down my sister.
Bertha(crying):I have failed my mission in life. NOOO!!!
Yugi: You don't look that bad home slice.
Pegasus: My sweat please don't be upset, I'll make you a deal, if you stop crying I'll date you,
HE HE
Bertha:(suddenly stops) Really?!
Pegasus: Of course my love.
Bertha: I don't know what to do!
G: What's wrong girl?
Bertha: Someone (starts to cry)..... stole the pudding......
G:(Hystrically) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Pegasus: May I Kiss You?!
Bertha: Oh Yes!
Pegasus: (does a front flip over the counter and lands on his feet)
Bertha:(Grabs him) Come To Mamma.
Pegasus: Lets do this( Begins Kissing her nose)
Bertha:(Lays on the ground)
Pegasus:(Jumps on top) I love You
Bertha:(Removes pants and then her....... BOXERS, Holy SHIT!!!!)
Bertha: I am in love.
Pegasus:(looks at her package) UM, beggars cant be choosers.
Bertha: Drags him into the kitchen and closes the door.
(Through the wall, Yugi is listening)
Pegasus: Does it hurt?
Bertha: Oh No, It feels good.
Pegasus: Um, that looks painful, but if you say...SOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
(SCREAMING) NOOOOOOO!,(Pegasus runs at the door) I am Free hahahaha... ITS
LOCKED, NOOOOOOO!
Bertha: I am so horny.
Pegasus:(Turns)(LOOKS DOWN)GODZILLA!!!
Meanwhile
G:(Has on a oxygen mask) No, No Pudding!!
Yugi: I Know(Crying)
G: I wonder who would steal my man hood like that, I mean,(Starts Crying) It's not fair.
Yugi: We will find the culprit responsible.
G:Then I will break his balls off and feed them to Bertha the Tormentor.
Yugi: So our new mission in life is to discover the villian, and se member him.
Keg:(walks up) Why don't you just drink blue Kool-Aid.
G:(SCREAMING) NEVER Minion, if you ever say that again, I..I..I will let Bertha have you.
KEG: NOOOOOOOOO!(runs away)
Meanwhile
Bertha:(Screaming) Someone open the door, Please Help Me.... Please Pegasus: MWAHAHAHA, Just bend over.
Bertha: NOOOOOOO!!!