Kyah: ^_^ Hello beautiful people! I will be doing the disclaimer today b-
cuz my dear cousin Keg has been attacked by a vicious animal
and-
Y. Keg: I am not a vicious animal!!!!!!
Kyah: You are if I say you are.
Grandpa: NO.... I am the vicious animal around here.......RAWR!!!!!!
Y. Keg + Kyah: O-o
Kyah: Uh... ne ways.....
Keg: I need a band-aid
Y.Keg- Shut Up You Terrible excuse for an animal.
Grandpa-RAWR!!!!!
Kyah-We do not own Yu-Gi-Oh or Grease
Grandpa: Grrr Baby Yea!!!
Kyah: Oh Boy!-_-
Chapter 4. Counseling
Grandpa:(Sitting in the guidance counselors waiting room)
Ms. Andrews: Alright Solomen... you can come in now.
Grandpa:(Stands up and walks into office, sits down)
Ms. Andrews: So Solomen, how have things been after lasts week fight.
Grandpa:(completely zoned out)
Ms. Andrews: Solomen
Grandpa:(still completely zoned out)
Ms. Andrews:(yells) Solomen!!!
Grandpa:(startled, he screams) PUDDING!!!(Begins weeping)
Ms. Andrews: What, is the matter.
Grandpa: My love come back to me, Wah ha ha(weeping).
Ms. Andrews: Take a seat on the couch.
Grandpa: (Reclines on the couch)
Ms. Andrews:(sits behind grandpa and pulls out notepad) Start from the top.
Grandpa: It started when I was a wee tot. Ms. Andrews:Continue.
Grandpa: Me mama always gave me the chocolate pudding, oh those were the days, me glory years.
Ms. Andrews: Solomen, if you wish to continue, please stop speaking with an accent.
Grandpa: My Bad, as I was sayin, when I was a little shit, my pops and my ma always gave me pudding, since then I have had chocolate pudding everyday since 1934, until today.
Ms.Andrews: Solomen I just wanted to point out that on your record, it says that you were born in 1986.
Grandpa: Mmm, well, about that.....
Ms. Andrews: Anyways...Please continue. -_-
Grandpa: Well..... I WANT MY CHOCOLATE PUDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Begins to sob)
Weevil:(Walks into the room wearing a platinum thong.) Um, Ms. Andrews, the...uh teacher didn't like my choice of clothing, and the principal told me that I needed to come to you.
Ms. Andrews: O-O OH MY DEAR GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(Falls off chair) Ow.
Weevil: o_O Uh, ok.
Ms. Andrews: Sit down in the waiting room and I'll be with you in just a moment, AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GO PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!!!
Grandpa: Well when I was younger, my dad taught me all the ways that it was possible to play and eat pudding-
Ms. Andrews:(Raises eyebrows) How exactly did he teach you?
Grandpa: Well he showed me that I could put it up my-
Ms. Andrews: O_O (Stands up) Alright Ms. Andrews needs a break!!!!!!! ( Turns and runs out of the office.)I need a new job!!!!!!
Grandpa:(shrugs) Must not like chocolate pudding.
*Sorry it wasn't very funny. Got a block..happens to us all, Please Review.
Chapter 4. Counseling
Grandpa:(Sitting in the guidance counselors waiting room)
Ms. Andrews: Alright Solomen... you can come in now.
Grandpa:(Stands up and walks into office, sits down)
Ms. Andrews: So Solomen, how have things been after lasts week fight.
Grandpa:(completely zoned out)
Ms. Andrews: Solomen
Grandpa:(still completely zoned out)
Ms. Andrews:(yells) Solomen!!!
Grandpa:(startled, he screams) PUDDING!!!(Begins weeping)
Ms. Andrews: What, is the matter.
Grandpa: My love come back to me, Wah ha ha(weeping).
Ms. Andrews: Take a seat on the couch.
Grandpa: (Reclines on the couch)
Ms. Andrews:(sits behind grandpa and pulls out notepad) Start from the top.
Grandpa: It started when I was a wee tot. Ms. Andrews:Continue.
Grandpa: Me mama always gave me the chocolate pudding, oh those were the days, me glory years.
Ms. Andrews: Solomen, if you wish to continue, please stop speaking with an accent.
Grandpa: My Bad, as I was sayin, when I was a little shit, my pops and my ma always gave me pudding, since then I have had chocolate pudding everyday since 1934, until today.
Ms.Andrews: Solomen I just wanted to point out that on your record, it says that you were born in 1986.
Grandpa: Mmm, well, about that.....
Ms. Andrews: Anyways...Please continue. -_-
Grandpa: Well..... I WANT MY CHOCOLATE PUDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Begins to sob)
Weevil:(Walks into the room wearing a platinum thong.) Um, Ms. Andrews, the...uh teacher didn't like my choice of clothing, and the principal told me that I needed to come to you.
Ms. Andrews: O-O OH MY DEAR GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(Falls off chair) Ow.
Weevil: o_O Uh, ok.
Ms. Andrews: Sit down in the waiting room and I'll be with you in just a moment, AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GO PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!!!
Grandpa: Well when I was younger, my dad taught me all the ways that it was possible to play and eat pudding-
Ms. Andrews:(Raises eyebrows) How exactly did he teach you?
Grandpa: Well he showed me that I could put it up my-
Ms. Andrews: O_O (Stands up) Alright Ms. Andrews needs a break!!!!!!! ( Turns and runs out of the office.)I need a new job!!!!!!
Grandpa:(shrugs) Must not like chocolate pudding.
*Sorry it wasn't very funny. Got a block..happens to us all, Please Review.