DISCLAIMER!!!!!

Keg: I don't believe no one likes me.

Y.Keg: No one, ha!!!, for once...... yo right! MWA HA HA HA!!!

Keg: Well I know this person who will teach you a lesson.

(DOOR SWINGS OPEN)

Keg: I want you to meet my black belt assassin.

Assassin: HI YAH

Y.Keg: (screams like a girl) EKKKKKK!!! ( Runs out of room crying)

Keg: Good Job...............................................................KIT!!!

Kit: He he he like I'm a black belt.

Keg: Thank god you know Kyah.

Kit: He He...

Meanwhile

Y.Keg: (under table)(whispering and crying) mommy!

Kyah:(pokes Y. Keg)

Y. Keg: EEEEEE!!!!!

Chapter 7. Locker Room

Grandpa:(Enters the locker room)Hey Bertha.......BERTHA!!!!!????!!!!!

Bertha:(Smirks)Helllloooo Grandpa!

Grandpa:(Falls over backwards)

Keg: O_O (coughs) (blinks) (Shakes head) (sniffs) (Coughs) (Takes deep breath) May I (puffs on inhaler)....point out that this is a boys locker room, Bertha?

Bertha: (Sticks up nose and walks away)

Pegasus:(Enters)Oh, I like it in here!!!!!!!!!

Keg:(cough)

Bakura:(walks by with a towel around his waist)

Pegasus: MR. WATSON....... NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(Suddenly the broom closet door opens and Bakura falls backward into it, Bakura's screams can be heard from the closet along with loud thums and bangs)

Pegasus:(Shakes head) I told Mr. Watson to control himself.

Keg & Grandpa: O_o

Bakura: Uh, help, Uh, Me, I'm, UH, Raping, UH, My,UH, SELF!!!, UHHH hahaha!!

Pegasus: Watson!!! Get off my sweaty!

Watson:.................................

Pegasus: It's ok jus lay off my beef cake.

Watson:...............................

Pegasus: It is really o.k.

Watson:................................

Pegasus: I..I.. Love You Too!

Grandpa and Keg: O_o

(Bakura exits closet limping and looking confused but not too upset)

(Ryou walks in)

Ryou: Hey...... you look....... wonderful.

Bakura: .............................I need therapy(100% serious)

Ryou: I know some therepy of my own baby.

Bakura: Well that would usually sound good, but my butt just raped itself.

Ryou:........................................Oh man you are so sexy!!!!(grabs Bakura's Ass) Bakura:(Yelp!!!!!) I am so sore!!!

Ryou: You are so.... HOT!!!!

Grandpa: Anyways.......::AHEM::

Keg: May I point out that that was extremely disturbing?

Grandpa: Yes well on with the clues.

Tea: (Enters Wearing a Boy scout uniform)Howdy y'all!

Keg: Uh...is it opposite day?

Grandpa: Dude Tea's a man? I always knew it! Peggy you owe me 20 bucks!

Pegasus:(Pulls 20 out of pants) That explains the permanent bulge in her pants.

Tea: No! I'm not a man! I just think it's so sexist that girls can't be in boy scouts!

Keg: Then may I ask why you are in the boys locker room?

Tea: Well separate locker rooms are sexist too. (Grabs towel and pulls off shirt)

All but "Peggy": (Turn away from the gruesome sight)

Pegasus: It's a clue!!!!!!! On her Bra!!!!! ( The back of Teas bra reads Clue 2, Clue Three Bakura's underwear)

Pegasus: I think I'm Gonna like clue 3!!!!!!!!!!
REVIEW YOU LOSER, J/K