Might as well get it over with… *sigh*
Disclaimer.
There! *smile* What? You know what it's for! I REFUSE to say more! Anyways, Easter's coming and I thought it'd be real cute to see a certain muse of mine as a bunny! *looks at the napping Hiei in the outside hammock* That's right, I drew him as a bunny! Kurama, too, but I gave him to a friend. If ya wanna see da bunny, email me and I'll try and send ya it! *smile* Scanners are da best! Anyways, I thought it'd be REALLY cute to put them (Yu Yu Hakusho peoples) in a story as, you guessed it, BUNNIES! Please, oh please Review! By da way, if you're a Kuwabara fan, I don't suggest you read this. I REALLY don't like him and it shows in my stories.
How Hiei Became The Easter Bunny
The pink, yes pink, sun rose over the candy-mountains in the distance. A sweet, cool breeze blew through the different fields on Bunny Land. Carmel-apple trees swayed back and forth as an ear-splitting shriek rang through the land.
~*~*~*~KOORIME BUNNY!!!!!~*~*~*~
A big, ugly, orange bunny hopped around in excitement, as a green bunny tries to calm him down. "Idiot Bunny, calm down! Koorime Bunny-"
~*~*~*~KOORIME BUNNY!!!!!~*~*~*~
Idiot Bunny hopped around faster, chanting the said bunny's name. The green bunny gave up and punched the other.
Idiot Bunny sat up, rubbing the bump that had formed on his head. "Punk Bunny's so mean! I'm gonna tell Rose Bunny!" With that, Idiot Bunny got up and quickly hopped away. Punk Bunny watched Idiot Bunny hop away and sweat dropped. The house was in the other direction. Punk Bunny sighed and hopped after Idiot Bunny.
Elsewhere…
A red bunny stood at the trunk of a bubble gum tree. "Fire Bunny, come down and eat!" the black bunny in the tree looked down at the red one. "No, Rose Bunny! You're going to take my katana away!" Rose Bunny looked at the other through hurt eyes. "No, I'm not. I know you didn't eat my Strawberry cake. I saw Punk Bunny and Idiot Bunny eating it. That chocolate one you ate was for you. Didn't you read the note under it?" Fire Bunny gave him the T_T look. Rose Bunny sweat dropped. "Sorry, Fire bunny. I forgot you couldn't read very well…" Fire Bunny sat up very proud-like. "Actually, I could read your name and the part that stated it was a chocolate cake." Kurama smiled. "See? You're FINALY learning how to read!" Fire Bunny jumped down next to Rose Bunny. The two walked inside as Fire Bunny asked, "So, what's for dinner?"
Somewhere else…
Punk Bunny hopped up the steps to the purple door that belonged to their home-place-thing, Idiot Bunny in tow. They entered and were greeted by Rose Bunny; Fire Bunny was asleep on the pink polka-dot couch. WOW, such interesting colors… *sarcasm* Anyways, Rose Bunny took Idiot Bunny into the kitchen to get ice for his *cough* ugly *cough* face. Punk Bunny walked over to the couch, which Fire Bunny was sleeping on. An evil grin appeared on his face. Punk Bunny went to the edge where Fire Bunny's head was, with a pitcher of blue Kool Aid. Let's say he got the pitcher from… A little blue table! Yeah, a little blue table!! Punk Bunny held the pitcher over Fire Bunny's head and dropped it. The pitcher shattered as the blue Kool Aid went all over Fire Bunny. Fire Bunny shot up and looked at Punk Bunny with the *You're a VERY dead bunny* glare. Punk Bunny broke down laughing at the sight of the blue and black Fire bunny. He snapped out of the phase when the sound of an unsheathing katana. Punk Bunny got to his feet and began hopping away. Fire Bunny, who was defiantly not slow, stopped Punk Bunny at the kitchen entrance.
Rose Bunny walked out of the kitchen and saw the two's situation. "Stop! This is no time to- *gasp!* Fire Bunny what happened to you!?" Fire Bunny didn't take his eyes of the heavily sweating Punk Bunny. "Kool Aid." Rose Bunny looked at Punk Bunny and turned around. Punk Bunny began to sweat A LOT more. Fire Bunny's red bandana that was tied around his arm flew off, as did the one tied around his forehead. Punk Bunny yelped and froze. Black fire appeared around Fire Bunny's arm as he yelled "Black Dragon Bunny Wave!" A cross between a dragon and a bunny flew after Punk Bunny. Punk Bunny turned tail and ran around the room; Black Dragon Bunny Wave at his heels.
Rose Bunny was trying so hard not to just break down and laugh in the kitchen. Idiot Bunny, however, didn't try at all. Rose Bunny registered that Fire Bunny was sleeping and didn't stand a chance to defend himself from what Punk Bunny had done in his brain. Rose Bunny straightened-up and got ready to go out and stop them when the door-bell rang. Rose Bunny walked out into the war zone and was grateful that the room wasn't in too much of a wreck. Fire Bunny sat on the couch, still blue and angry. Punk Bunny was extra, EXTRA crispy on the floor. Rose Bunny hopped over to the door and opened it. Baby Bunny, Loud-Mouth Bunny,, Tough Bunny, Drunk Bunny, Puppy Bunny, and Koorime Bunny were there. Rose Bunny said, "Welcome!" and let everyone in. Puppy Bunny, with her puppy dog eyes, saw Punk Bunny and yelled, "Punk Bunny!!" very dramatically, before running over to see if he was okay. The rest of the group looked over at Fire Bunny and sweat dropped. "Come now, dinner's in the kitchen." Everyone followed Rose Bunny. Shortly after, a screech echoed through the house.
~*~*~*~ KOORIME BUNNY!!!! ~*~*~*~
Fire Bunny uncovered his ears, got up, and went into the kitchen just in time to see Koorime Bunny and Idiot Bunny go outside. Fire Bunny went to follow when he heard Rose Bunny. "Fire Bunny, leave them alone and come eat. Baby Bunny has something to tell us." Fire Bunny replied with his usual "Hn." And sat down next to Rose Bunny. Baby Bunny looked around the table, pausing momentarily to stop himself from laughing at the blue Fire Bunny, and sighed. "I've got some very bad news. Easter Bunny has been killed."
(A little picture of One-Eye Bunny split in two appears.)
"We need to find a new one and my dad, Not-So-Baby Bunny, said that one of us will. He set up a big test thing that we MUST attend." Baby Bunny looked at Fire Bunny while he said this. Rose Bunny glared at Baby Bunny. "Fire Bunny will come. He may not want to but he will." Fire Bunny nodded and stooped. He glared at Rose Bunny who sweat dropped and began to sweat. Punk Bunny laughed. "Fire Bunny's gonna be the Easter Bunny!!!" Fire Bunny looked at Punk Bunny and twitched. Everyone at the table began to sweat. A few seconds later, the house blew up.
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DARN IT!! This was supposed to be a one shot! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr….. awell, I know, it was stupid and it sucked. Please review, anyways, and PLEASE DON'T FLAME ME! *Runs and hides behind Hiei*