Author's Note: Thanks to everyone who reviewed this fic. Sadly, I am going to end Mother of all Mayhem with the next chapter. This will probably be funny but next chapter will have a little tragedy but I will try to make it funny. Thanks to the 7 reviewers who have remained loyal to me. Enjoy.
Disclaimer: I don't own Beast Wars. I do however own the idea of Meg's mother.
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"…So let me get this straight," Blackarachnia began. "This is your own mother?"
"Yes."
Megatron had explained the problem which involved the stasis pod and the protoform inside which had indeed been his mother. Mean while, Megatron's mother was holding onto a deck of cards and keeping them out of Scorpinok's reach.
"I will not allow my baby's troops gamble." She said. Blackarachnia began to snicker but stopped after noticing the glare on Megatron's face. Megatron's mother turned towards her son and the black widow.
"Is this your girlfriend honey?"
"WHAT?" Blackarachnia's jaw dropped.
"Mother!" Megatron said. "I do not have time for a relationship."
Megatron's mother frowned. She turned from a green T-rex to a black T-rex. "Are you insulting your own mother??!!"
Tarranchulas' jaw dropped. "Wasn't she green?"
"I'll explain everything later."
Megatron's mother then turned blue. "You're talking behind my back. Everyone talks behind my back."
"I think you'd better tell us now Megatron." Tarranchulas said.
"Very well." Megatron then turned towards his mother. "Mother, will you give us a moment alone?"
Megatron's mother turned green again. "Sure Honey. ^_^" She then walked off. When she left, Megatron turned to his troops.
"My mother has four different personalities."
"Oh really." Tarranchulas said sarcastically. "I didn't notice." Megatron smacked Tarranchulas upside his head.
"Silence imbecile." Megatron growled. "As you saw, her personalities are low self-esteem, anger and perkiness."
"Well," Blackarachnia said. "We've only seen three personalities. What about the fourth?"
Suddenly, there was a laser blast as Inferno ran in. Out followed a red mech. "You shall be destroyed Predacon!" Megatron shook his head in shame. "The fourth one makes her thinks she's a Maximal." He said.
Inferno ran behind Megatron. "Save me my queen." Inferno said.
"COME OUT FROM BEHIND YOUR LEADER, YOU COWARD!!!" Megatron blasted his mother with his cannon laser. His mother hit the ground and turned back to green.
"So," Blackarachnia asked. "which side is really her?"
"Believe it or not, the perky side."
Megatron's mother got up. "Did one of my personalities kick in again honey?" she said.
"Yes mother."
"Do you have a name, ma'am?" Blackarachnia asked.
"I have four names."
Blackarachnia rolled her optics.
"One is Mamatron, another is Psycon, a third is Gloom (NOT THE POKEMON NAME!!!) and the fourth is Tyrana-mom."
"Oh."
Mamatron (green) gave everyone a perky smile.
*******
Waspinator and Terrisaur were flying around the area but couldn't remember where Blackarachnia had left DinoBot.
"Waspinator thinks this is waste of time."
"I dare you to tell Megatron that." Terrisaur sneered.
Waspinator shook his head in fear.
*******
DinoBot was still struggling to get out of the web that Blackarachnia had placed him in. Suddenely, he heard a couple of familiar voices.
"Why couldn't ya jist sent yourself an' the kid out to find Chopper Face?"
"Not them." DinoBot groaned. "By the pit do not let it be them."
"Because Cheetor is on scout patrol in grid Scarlet and you're the only one who wasn't on duty."
"It's them." DinoBot then noticed Optimus Primal, in robot mode, headed to his quordinates while Rattrap was holding onto dear life in beast mode. When they landed, Rattrap got down and transformed. Both Maximals looked at the Predacon traitor.
"Let me guess," Optimus said. "Tarranchulas or Blackarachnia?"
"Blackarachnia." DinoBot grunted. "She, Scorpinok and Waspinator were in the area, searching for the stasis pod."
Rattrap got out his energon knife and began to cut DinoBot loose. "Well we can see how dat battle turned out."
"So Megatron now has a new comrade on his side." Optimus said.
"An' dat means we're out numbered. No tanks to lizard lips." Rattrap cut the last piece of webbing, causing DinoBot to fall to the ground. "Oops." Rattrap began to snicker. DinoBot growled at the rodent as he got back up.
"There's no time for bickering you two." Optimus said. "We'll go back to base then we'll worry about the new Predacon."
With that DinoBot and Rattrap began to walk back to their base while Optimus took to the sky.
*******
There was a huge banging sound. Then, the doors suddenly opened and revealed Tarranchulas entering the recovery room. He was damaged beyond all reason (even for him).
"I'll set up the CR tank." Scorpinok sighed. "Man, how many more times can this happen?"
"You think you've got it bad," stated Blackarachnia. "I had to fight Psycon."
Scorpinok turned his attention to Tarranchulas. "Which personality was it?"
"Psycon."
"Well," Blackarachnia scoffed. "now you'll think twice before you laugh at someone else's misfortune."
"Are you kidding?" Tarranchulas asked. "That's the reason why she beat me up!"
"Oh."
"Well," Inferno stated. "I can't believe that I was beaten by the red personality!"
Scorpinok, Tarranchulas and Blackarachnia began to laugh. Inferno gave them an 'I'm pissed off as it is' glare.
"From what Megatron told me," Scorpinok said in mid laughter, "That's the maximal side and that side is the weakest one out of the four." Scorpinok then had to hold onto his sides to reduce the pain. Inferno growled as Blackarachnia stifled her laughter.
"Seriously though," she said. "We have to find a way to get rid of her."
Tarranchulas finally went into the CR tank as Inferno stood up making his cheesy signature salute. "We can't do that!" He stated. "This is a relative of the royalty we're talking about, not a weak maximal. We must give her as much respect as we give to Megatron."
"I know." Blackarachnia said. "That's why I'm telling you we need to throw her out."
"Never!"
"Now I know why you got beaten up by the Tyrana-mom."
Inferno began to growl as Scorpinok got up.
"Besides," he stated. "if we keep her, we'll end up losing the Beast Wars without the Maximal's help."
*******
Inferno barged into the control room. "Royalty." He said as he gave his salute. "We must think of a way to get rid of your elder!"
Megatron gave a heavy sigh. "Don't you think I know that?"
"But my queen! She will destroy the entire~!" Suddenly, the words sunk into the illogical head of the ant. "What was that?"
Megatron turned to face Inferno. "I know we have to get rid of her! I'll have to order her to leave at once."
"But how will we get her to~?"
"MEGATRON DEAR!"
Mamatron then walked into the control area.
"Ah, mother." Megatron said. "Just the Predacon I wanted to talk to."
"I finished polishing you rubber ducky collection and even your favourite duck. And I wanted to know if you wanted me to put the safety on all of your weapons—although you shouldn't have weapons in the first place?"
"Uh…"
"Good. I'll be down the hall if you want me. And I'll make you a snack too. You're nothing but metal and parts."
Mamatron then left the area. Inferno turned to Megatron.
"Royalty, why did you not tell her to leave like you said you would?"
"I—I can't do it Inferno! She's not a Maximal, she's my own mother! I'm not that heartless! Megatron punched Inferno to the ground. "But maybe I could use some help, just this once of course, yesss."
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Don't worry. Chapter 4 will be up soon. And it may just be the final chapter to this story. Until the next chapter, bye.