CHPATER 3: LIL'KIM THE JUMP OFF
(A/N: by now you get the idea. I don't own the songs or the ppl, well, of course I own myself, but meh :P)\
(Edited some of the words of the song)
Pegasus: Hey! I get the idea!
Marik: Uh, I don't...I'm not covinced yet..How about one more?
Joey/Tristan: What he said.
Stephanie: Alright. One of my personal favourites :D
Joey/Kaiba/Marik/Tristan: Then it's gotta be good.
Stephanie: Woot woot! La Bella Mafia!
Mai: Yes sista! *gives props*
Stephanie/Mai: *run outside to get changed. Short skirts support 'Ghetto Fabulous' on the back.*
Tristan: I've always liked Lil' Kim...*plots*
Tea: I refuse to degrade myself to such a level! What happened to self respect, and...FRIENDHSIP?
All: Oh shutup about that already!
Serenity: I think I'm with Tea on this one
Kaiba/Duke/Tristan/Marik: *sniff* :'(
Stephanie: I been gone for a minute now I'm back at the jump off (Jump off)
Mai: Goons in the club incase somethin jumps off
Stephanie: And back up before the hive let the pump off
Mai: In the graveyard is where you get dumped off
Steohanie/Mai: All we wanna do is party (Woo!)
And buy everybody at the bar Bacardi (Woo!)
(Joey: Really now? I could use some of that right now!)
(Marik/Kaiba/Tristan: Shutup!!!!)
Stephanie: I'm your Barbie dressed in Bulgari
I'm tryin to leave in somebody's Ferrari
Mai: Spread love that's what a real mob do
Keep it gangsta look out for her people (For her people)
I'm the wicked bitch of the east, you better keep the peace (Aiyyo!)
Or out come the beast
Stephanie: We the best still there's room for improvement
Our presence is felt like a Black Panther movement
Seven quarter to eights back to back with 'em (Back to back)
Stephanie/ Mai: And I'm sittin on chrome seven times platinum
Stephanie/Mai: This is for my peeps, with the Bentleys, the Hummers, the Benz
Escalades twenty three inch rims (Oh!)
Jumpin out the Jaguar with the Tims, keep your bread up
And live good, East coast West coast worldwide
All my playas in the hood stay fly
And if your ballin let me hear you say right (Right)
(Joey: Right!)
(Kaiba: Right!)
(Tristan: Right!)
(Marik: Right!)
(Serenity: Hey, what did you say Tristan?)
(Tristan: Nothing Serenity...)
Stephanie/Mai: It's Stephanie and Mai, boys shit ya drawers (Come on)
Special delivery for you and yours (Now)
Mai: We rep for ya'll bitches and our boys (Uh ha)
If you rep for your hood then make some noise
(Joey: *Pulls out kazoo*)
Stephanie: I got my eye on the guy in the Woolrich coat
Don't he know Miss Stephanie got the ill deep throat?
(Marik: Ok, who's wearing the coat, hand it over now, or I'll banish you to the shadow realm)
(Kaiba: It's not woolrich, but It's mine!!!!! You can't touch it!)
Uh! Let me show you what I'm all about
How I make a Sprite can disappear in my mouth....HO!!!!
(All: Really now?)
Mai: Shake up the dice, throw down your ice (What)
(Duke: Hey! The word dice was used in that sentence! And it's kind of strange, because I don't really care!)
Bet it all playa fuck the price
Money ain't a thing throw it out like rice
Been around the world cop the same thing twice
Mai/Stephanie: Rub on my tits (Huh!) squeeze on my ass (Oooh!)
Stephanie: Gimme some UH!!! step on the gas (Ah)
(Tristan: I've got a motorcycle outside...)
(Serenity: Sorry Tristan, what did you say)
(Tristan: -_-' Nothing again. I think you must be hearing things...
(Serenity: Oh, ok, just checking)
(Tristan: Phew!)
Mai: Pop the cork and roll up the hash (Roll it!)
Stephanie: You know what we about,
All: *yell* sex, drugs and cash!
Stephanie/Mai: This is for my peeps, with the Bentleys, the Hummers, the Benz
Escalades twenty three inch rims (Oh!)
Jumpin out the Jaguar with the Tims, keep your bread up
And live good, East coast West coast worldwide
All my playas in the hood stay fly
And if your ballin let me hear you say right (Right)
Stephanie: Enter the world of the Playboy pin up girl
Buttnaked dressed in nothin but pearls
(All: *thinking* I like how this is going...
You wanna meet me cause ya, know I'm freaky
And ya, wanna eat me cause ya, say I'm sexy
Mai: Got a man in Japan and a dude in Tahiti
Believe me sweety I got enough to feed the needy
No need to be greedy I got mad friends that's pretty *points* (Hey!)
Stephanie/Mai: Chicks by the layers (And) all different flavors (Woo!)
Mafioso that's how this thing go (Yeah)
Mai: Now everybody come get with the lingo
Stephanie: *dances* Shake your body body, move your body body (Body body)
On the dancefloor don't hurt nobody body (Body body)
I'm the one that put the Range in the Rover
When I'm steppin out the Range yo it's over
Mai: Comin through in the Brooklyn Mint gear
We gonna do this just like Big Poppa was here
Stephanie/Mai: This is for my peeps, with the Bentleys, the Hummers, the Benz
Escalades twenty three inch rims (Oh!)
Jumpin out the Jaguar with the Tims, keep your bread up
And live good, East coast West coast worldwide
All my playas in the hood stay fly
And if your ballin let me hear you say right (Right)!
Ow!
Marik: I can see why it's one of your favourites now...
All: *Nod*
Joey: Have you ever heard of 'Trina'?
Stephanie: Ah, I see where you're getting at...bad puppy!
Joey: *scowls* Well, since everyone's singing then...*ahem* *clears throat*
Kaiba: Oh God!
Joey: I'm bad, you know it. I'm bad and I'll show it!
stephanie/Mai: O.O
Duke: That sounds awfully familiar...
(duh duh duh!)
END
Major sugar rush :D :D :D :D :D :D!!! This might seem funny, but I'm crazy, so meh ~_^.
CHAPTER 3: B2K: GIRLFRIEND
(A/N: by now you get the idea. I don't own the songs or the ppl, well, of course I own myself, but meh :P)\
(Edited some of the words of the song)
Pegasus: Hey! I get the idea!
Marik: Uh, I don't...I'm not covinced yet..How about one more?
Joey/Tristan: What he said.
Stephanie: Alright. One of my personal favourites :D
Joey/Kaiba/Marik/Tristan: Then it's gotta be good.
Stephanie: Woot woot! La Bella Mafia!
Mai: Yes sista! *gives props*
Stephanie/Mai: *run outside to get changed. Short skirts support 'Ghetto Fabulous' on the back.*
Tristan: I've always liked Lil' Kim...*plots*
Tea: I refuse to degrade myself to such a level! What happened to self respect, and...FRIENDHSIP?
All: Oh shutup about that already!
Serenity: I think I'm with Tea on this one
Kaiba/Duke/Tristan/Marik: *sniff* :'(
Stephanie: I been gone for a minute now I'm back at the jump off (Jump off)
Mai: Goons in the club incase somethin jumps off
Stephanie: And back up before the hive let the pump off
Mai: In the graveyard is where you get dumped off
Steohanie/Mai: All we wanna do is party (Woo!)
And buy everybody at the bar Bacardi (Woo!)
(Joey: Really now? I could use some of that right now!)
(Marik/Kaiba/Tristan: Shutup!!!!)
Stephanie: I'm your Barbie dressed in Bulgari
I'm tryin to leave in somebody's Ferrari
Mai: Spread love that's what a real mob do
Keep it gangsta look out for her people (For her people)
I'm the wicked bitch of the east, you better keep the peace (Aiyyo!)
Or out come the beast
Stephanie: We the best still there's room for improvement
Our presence is felt like a Black Panther movement
Seven quarter to eights back to back with 'em (Back to back)
Stephanie/ Mai: And I'm sittin on chrome seven times platinum
Stephanie/Mai: This is for my peeps, with the Bentleys, the Hummers, the Benz
Escalades twenty three inch rims (Oh!)
Jumpin out the Jaguar with the Tims, keep your bread up
And live good, East coast West coast worldwide
All my playas in the hood stay fly
And if your ballin let me hear you say right (Right)
(Joey: Right!)
(Kaiba: Right!)
(Tristan: Right!)
(Marik: Right!)
(Serenity: Hey, what did you say Tristan?)
(Tristan: Nothing Serenity...)
Stephanie/Mai: It's Stephanie and Mai, boys shit ya drawers (Come on)
Special delivery for you and yours (Now)
Mai: We rep for ya'll bitches and our boys (Uh ha)
If you rep for your hood then make some noise
(Joey: *Pulls out kazoo*)
Stephanie: I got my eye on the guy in the Woolrich coat
Don't he know Miss Stephanie got the ill deep throat?
(Marik: Ok, who's wearing the coat, hand it over now, or I'll banish you to the shadow realm)
(Kaiba: It's not woolrich, but It's mine!!!!! You can't touch it!)
Uh! Let me show you what I'm all about
How I make a Sprite can disappear in my mouth....HO!!!!
(All: Really now?)
Mai: Shake up the dice, throw down your ice (What)
(Duke: Hey! The word dice was used in that sentence! And it's kind of strange, because I don't really care!)
Bet it all playa fuck the price
Money ain't a thing throw it out like rice
Been around the world cop the same thing twice
Mai/Stephanie: Rub on my tits (Huh!) squeeze on my ass (Oooh!)
Stephanie: Gimme some UH!!! step on the gas (Ah)
(Tristan: I've got a motorcycle outside...)
(Serenity: Sorry Tristan, what did you say)
(Tristan: -_-' Nothing again. I think you must be hearing things...
(Serenity: Oh, ok, just checking)
(Tristan: Phew!)
Mai: Pop the cork and roll up the hash (Roll it!)
Stephanie: You know what we about,
All: *yell* sex, drugs and cash!
Stephanie/Mai: This is for my peeps, with the Bentleys, the Hummers, the Benz
Escalades twenty three inch rims (Oh!)
Jumpin out the Jaguar with the Tims, keep your bread up
And live good, East coast West coast worldwide
All my playas in the hood stay fly
And if your ballin let me hear you say right (Right)
Stephanie: Enter the world of the Playboy pin up girl
Buttnaked dressed in nothin but pearls
(All: *thinking* I like how this is going...
You wanna meet me cause ya, know I'm freaky
And ya, wanna eat me cause ya, say I'm sexy
Mai: Got a man in Japan and a dude in Tahiti
Believe me sweety I got enough to feed the needy
No need to be greedy I got mad friends that's pretty *points* (Hey!)
Stephanie/Mai: Chicks by the layers (And) all different flavors (Woo!)
Mafioso that's how this thing go (Yeah)
Mai: Now everybody come get with the lingo
Stephanie: *dances* Shake your body body, move your body body (Body body)
On the dancefloor don't hurt nobody body (Body body)
I'm the one that put the Range in the Rover
When I'm steppin out the Range yo it's over
Mai: Comin through in the Brooklyn Mint gear
We gonna do this just like Big Poppa was here
Stephanie/Mai: This is for my peeps, with the Bentleys, the Hummers, the Benz
Escalades twenty three inch rims (Oh!)
Jumpin out the Jaguar with the Tims, keep your bread up
And live good, East coast West coast worldwide
All my playas in the hood stay fly
And if your ballin let me hear you say right (Right)!
Ow!
Marik: I can see why it's one of your favourites now...
All: *Nod*
Joey: Have you ever heard of 'Trina'?
Stephanie: Ah, I see where you're getting at...bad puppy!
Joey: *scowls* Well, since everyone's singing then...*ahem* *clears throat*
Kaiba: Oh God!
Joey: I'm bad, you know it. I'm bad and I'll show it!
stephanie/Mai: O.O
Duke: That sounds awfully familiar...
(duh duh duh!)
END
Major sugar rush :D :D :D :D :D :D!!! This might seem funny, but I'm crazy, so meh ~_^.
CHAPTER 3: B2K: GIRLFRIEND