Welcome to Chapter 3: B2K: GIRLFRIEND.
GRAB A CHAIR AND SIT DOWN Y'ALL!
(A/N: same rules apply. I don't own characters or songs. Some of the words are altered)
Mai: You realize what time it is?
Joey: Half past 6?
Kaiba: No baka! Not literally!
Joey: -_-' Oh.
Serenity: Your turn.
All: Oh dear God no!
All guys: I refuse!
Stephanie: C'mon, you promised! *bats eyelashes profusely again*
Duke: Why? Why do they always do that?
Joey: Because it always works
Duke: -_-'.
Tea: Shall we begin?
Pegasus: Yes, yes, yes! We shall.
Tristan: Everyone who votes he should leave right now, say 'I'.
All: 'I'.
Pegasus: But, but, but!
All: No.
Pegasus: But I was just going to do the song from the sound of music
All: *horrified*
Marik: I banish you to the shadow realm!
Tea: It's not working! But I like that song anyways...
All: -_-'
Tristan: Damn. Then I guess he'll have to stay, well, as long as he promises not to sing
*shudders* the sound of music song.
Pegasus: *sighs* Alright then, I promise!
Stephanie: Thank God! Oh, and by the way...Changing rooms are the first door to the left.
Kaiba: Look, I'll try to sing, but I'm not going farther than that.
Stephanie: Suit yourself then. We won't either, and I've been taking that Trina suggestion
into consideration too!
Joey: DAMN YOU! WEAR WHATEVER IT IS YOU HAVE TO WEAR AND DON'T MAKE A FUSS!!!!!!!
Mai: *whispering* Told you it would work.
Stephanie: *whispering* It was pretty obvious..they ARE straight guys you know.
Tea: Except for maybe Pegasus.
Stephanie: True, true.
Mai: Now let's get this party started! *ties Pegasus up so he can't sing or dance
All: Thankyou!!!!
*The guys went backstage to change into some things that weren't actually that bad. Baggy
faded jeans, a couple chains, the usual Rap ensemble. It looked...uh...different,
considering their flesh tones and such, but meh! Like Mai said, 'Let's get this party
started!!!!*
All: I've got everything I want in my life except a girlfreind
Tristan: Just copped a Bentley and it's parked in my garage
(Mai: Hah! You mean one of your automotive client's Bentleys that you claim is yours?)
Kaiba: A two o'clock appointment for my massage
(Stephanie: Now we're talking hun!)
Tristan: And everywhere we go they know just who we are
Marik: There they go it's them ghetto superstars
(Stephanie/Mai: Ghetto? Them? Hahahahahahaha Superstars? Hahahahahahaha!!)
Joey: The latest grow backs are the ones on my feet
(Serenity: You've always had big feet...-_-')
Joey: Get off the Benz and then I'm off up in the Jeep
Take ya fix with chicks that look like Alicia Keys
(Stephanie: No way he could get with Alicia Keys!)
(Mai/Tea/Serenity: I totally agree)
Joey: All of that I'm still missin' one thing
(Tea: Your brain?)
(Stephanie: Come now, don't be mean!)
All: A Girlfriend, Girlfriend
I need a girlfriend, girlfriend
A girlfriend, girlfriend
Would you be my girlfriend, Girlfriend
(Stephanie: Depends..What's in it for me?)
Joey: We hit the mall buyin' up all the Nike suits
(Stephanie: Oh! Here we go!)
Kaiba: I'm being pebbled while I'm chillin by the pool
From the shore to the limo to the club
(Mai: Pool, huh?)
(Tea: Limo, huh?)
Tristan: Hands in the air showin' nothin' but some love
Tristan/Joey: Got plenty clothes, plenty ice plenty cash
A pretty swope plenty abs plenty shhh
(Stephanie: Lemme see those abs now...)
Kaiba: I got every single thing that I need
Except for a main squeeze
Kaiba/Marik: A Girlfriend, Girlfriend
I need a girlfriend, girlfriend
Tristan/Joey: A girlfriend, girlfriend
Would you be my girlfriend, Girlfriend?
Marik: Alright Alright
We got All o'us up in this peice
Tell me who's gonna be my girlfriend
Kaiba: And we need all the ladies out there lookin' for a nice fella to get up out yo seat c'mon!
(Stephanie/Mai: *Get up*)
Kaiba: And who I bet needs a real man
Tristan: Put yall hand up Put yall hands up
(Mai/Stephanie: *wave hands stupidly and smirk*)
(Stephanie, to Mai: I can't believe we're doing this)
(Mai, to Stephanie: Me neither -_-')
Joey: And who's gonna ride or die with me
Tristan: Yeah who's gonna be that ride or die chick for me tonight
Joey: Who's gonna give us bad boys what we need
(Stephanie/Mai: *pop out lighters and swaying back and forth)
(Mai: He has no clue what bad is)
(Stephanie: Point observed)
Kaiba/Marik/Tristan: Go Joey!
Joey:I need a chick with big hips, that's just my motivation
No more game preperation, This is pimperation
(Stephanie/Mai: *Start dancing moderatley dirty*)
She must be ready and steady for a romance session
I'm talkin' willin' to learn, Joey Wheeler's lesson *does a lil pelvic thrust thingee*
(Stephanie: Go, go, go, Joey! Woot woot!)
(Pegasus: Hey! What about meeeee?)
Joey: Now she playin' at it again and now we arguin'
Talkin' girls talk, messin', and tellin' all her friends
But I see this new chick tonight
and Imma make her my girlfriend, my girlfriend
(Stephanie, to Mai: I'm so in! That's so cute! *lighters still flailing*)
Tristan: I need a girlfriend
Kaiba/Marik: A Girlfriend, Girlfriend
I need a girlfriend, girlfriend
A girlfriend, girlfriend
Kaiba/Marik/Tristan/Joey: Would you be my girlfriend, Girlfriend?
Stephanie: Yes man! That was so cute! See it wasn't that bad!
Joey: You're telling me...
Mai: *giggling* yup!
Stephanie: I never knew you knew how to do that.
Joey: Err....to tell you the truth, me neither -_-'
Pegasus: Excellent *clapping* standing ovation! erm...
Joey: O.O
Pegasus: This will make excellent blackmail!
All: You have a videocamera?!?!
Pegasus: Of course.
All: *Anime Faint*
Joey: Oh Joy! -_-'.
END
YAY! this sugar supply will never end! MWuhahahahahahahahahahaha! And as long as there's sugar, I'll be writing more stupid
song fics! Dear God No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hmm...I haven't thought about Chapter 4, so I'll post when I find a good song! :D Peace Y'all!
GRAB A CHAIR AND SIT DOWN Y'ALL!
(A/N: same rules apply. I don't own characters or songs. Some of the words are altered)
Mai: You realize what time it is?
Joey: Half past 6?
Kaiba: No baka! Not literally!
Joey: -_-' Oh.
Serenity: Your turn.
All: Oh dear God no!
All guys: I refuse!
Stephanie: C'mon, you promised! *bats eyelashes profusely again*
Duke: Why? Why do they always do that?
Joey: Because it always works
Duke: -_-'.
Tea: Shall we begin?
Pegasus: Yes, yes, yes! We shall.
Tristan: Everyone who votes he should leave right now, say 'I'.
All: 'I'.
Pegasus: But, but, but!
All: No.
Pegasus: But I was just going to do the song from the sound of music
All: *horrified*
Marik: I banish you to the shadow realm!
Tea: It's not working! But I like that song anyways...
All: -_-'
Tristan: Damn. Then I guess he'll have to stay, well, as long as he promises not to sing
*shudders* the sound of music song.
Pegasus: *sighs* Alright then, I promise!
Stephanie: Thank God! Oh, and by the way...Changing rooms are the first door to the left.
Kaiba: Look, I'll try to sing, but I'm not going farther than that.
Stephanie: Suit yourself then. We won't either, and I've been taking that Trina suggestion
into consideration too!
Joey: DAMN YOU! WEAR WHATEVER IT IS YOU HAVE TO WEAR AND DON'T MAKE A FUSS!!!!!!!
Mai: *whispering* Told you it would work.
Stephanie: *whispering* It was pretty obvious..they ARE straight guys you know.
Tea: Except for maybe Pegasus.
Stephanie: True, true.
Mai: Now let's get this party started! *ties Pegasus up so he can't sing or dance
All: Thankyou!!!!
*The guys went backstage to change into some things that weren't actually that bad. Baggy
faded jeans, a couple chains, the usual Rap ensemble. It looked...uh...different,
considering their flesh tones and such, but meh! Like Mai said, 'Let's get this party
started!!!!*
All: I've got everything I want in my life except a girlfreind
Tristan: Just copped a Bentley and it's parked in my garage
(Mai: Hah! You mean one of your automotive client's Bentleys that you claim is yours?)
Kaiba: A two o'clock appointment for my massage
(Stephanie: Now we're talking hun!)
Tristan: And everywhere we go they know just who we are
Marik: There they go it's them ghetto superstars
(Stephanie/Mai: Ghetto? Them? Hahahahahahaha Superstars? Hahahahahahaha!!)
Joey: The latest grow backs are the ones on my feet
(Serenity: You've always had big feet...-_-')
Joey: Get off the Benz and then I'm off up in the Jeep
Take ya fix with chicks that look like Alicia Keys
(Stephanie: No way he could get with Alicia Keys!)
(Mai/Tea/Serenity: I totally agree)
Joey: All of that I'm still missin' one thing
(Tea: Your brain?)
(Stephanie: Come now, don't be mean!)
All: A Girlfriend, Girlfriend
I need a girlfriend, girlfriend
A girlfriend, girlfriend
Would you be my girlfriend, Girlfriend
(Stephanie: Depends..What's in it for me?)
Joey: We hit the mall buyin' up all the Nike suits
(Stephanie: Oh! Here we go!)
Kaiba: I'm being pebbled while I'm chillin by the pool
From the shore to the limo to the club
(Mai: Pool, huh?)
(Tea: Limo, huh?)
Tristan: Hands in the air showin' nothin' but some love
Tristan/Joey: Got plenty clothes, plenty ice plenty cash
A pretty swope plenty abs plenty shhh
(Stephanie: Lemme see those abs now...)
Kaiba: I got every single thing that I need
Except for a main squeeze
Kaiba/Marik: A Girlfriend, Girlfriend
I need a girlfriend, girlfriend
Tristan/Joey: A girlfriend, girlfriend
Would you be my girlfriend, Girlfriend?
Marik: Alright Alright
We got All o'us up in this peice
Tell me who's gonna be my girlfriend
Kaiba: And we need all the ladies out there lookin' for a nice fella to get up out yo seat c'mon!
(Stephanie/Mai: *Get up*)
Kaiba: And who I bet needs a real man
Tristan: Put yall hand up Put yall hands up
(Mai/Stephanie: *wave hands stupidly and smirk*)
(Stephanie, to Mai: I can't believe we're doing this)
(Mai, to Stephanie: Me neither -_-')
Joey: And who's gonna ride or die with me
Tristan: Yeah who's gonna be that ride or die chick for me tonight
Joey: Who's gonna give us bad boys what we need
(Stephanie/Mai: *pop out lighters and swaying back and forth)
(Mai: He has no clue what bad is)
(Stephanie: Point observed)
Kaiba/Marik/Tristan: Go Joey!
Joey:I need a chick with big hips, that's just my motivation
No more game preperation, This is pimperation
(Stephanie/Mai: *Start dancing moderatley dirty*)
She must be ready and steady for a romance session
I'm talkin' willin' to learn, Joey Wheeler's lesson *does a lil pelvic thrust thingee*
(Stephanie: Go, go, go, Joey! Woot woot!)
(Pegasus: Hey! What about meeeee?)
Joey: Now she playin' at it again and now we arguin'
Talkin' girls talk, messin', and tellin' all her friends
But I see this new chick tonight
and Imma make her my girlfriend, my girlfriend
(Stephanie, to Mai: I'm so in! That's so cute! *lighters still flailing*)
Tristan: I need a girlfriend
Kaiba/Marik: A Girlfriend, Girlfriend
I need a girlfriend, girlfriend
A girlfriend, girlfriend
Kaiba/Marik/Tristan/Joey: Would you be my girlfriend, Girlfriend?
Stephanie: Yes man! That was so cute! See it wasn't that bad!
Joey: You're telling me...
Mai: *giggling* yup!
Stephanie: I never knew you knew how to do that.
Joey: Err....to tell you the truth, me neither -_-'
Pegasus: Excellent *clapping* standing ovation! erm...
Joey: O.O
Pegasus: This will make excellent blackmail!
All: You have a videocamera?!?!
Pegasus: Of course.
All: *Anime Faint*
Joey: Oh Joy! -_-'.
END
YAY! this sugar supply will never end! MWuhahahahahahahahahahaha! And as long as there's sugar, I'll be writing more stupid
song fics! Dear God No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hmm...I haven't thought about Chapter 4, so I'll post when I find a good song! :D Peace Y'all!