*Buffy goes out patrolling in the cemetery close to Spike's crypt with Mr. Pointy in hand*

Buffy: *carefully turns corner*

Spike: *he's standing right there* boo

Buffy: gosh, Spike

Spike: what

Buffy: what the heck are you doing

Spike: what does it look like I'm doin'

Buffy: standing around doing nothing *stakes other vamp that shows* *vamp turns to dust*

Spike: Buffy, Buffy, Buffy you're so predictable

Buffy: what?? argh gosh just leave me alone *starts walking off*

Spike: Buffy you're pitiful woman

Buffy: whatever Spike but I'm not a freebee of blood so go suck on someone else *stakes vamp* gosh this is a busy night

Spike: oh trust me Buffy I could get you anytime

Buffy: wait I forgot you can't suck on someone else cuz you have a chip in your head the only people you can hurt aren't even people they're demons *walks off*

Spike: oh shut up I'll be the big bad as soon as I get this out of my head trust me we will have a confrontation when this chip is gone

*next day Buffy walks with Willow into the Magic Shop to meet Giles*

Buffy: hey Giles

Giles: hello Buffy

Buffy: so any new badies around

Giles: nope, not that I have see anyway

Buffy: well I dusted two vamps outside Spike's crypt last night

Giles: wow very impressive Buffy

Willow: yeah isn't it

Buffy: Willow what are you doing *questioning the item willow is looking at*

Willow: oh I'm just lookin at this for a spell I was thinkin on doin

Giles: it better be one I approve of, Willow

Buffy: Ok, Giles I'm not loving this the vamps are increasing in numbers

Giles: I know Buffy but there is nothing we can do to stop it

Buffy: well give me a stake and show me where to point it cuz I'm looking for action

Willow: we can do some research to see why more vamps are comin now

Giles: that's a great idea Willow

Buffy: yeah I'll go get the rest of the gang

Willow: ok

Buffy: now is that Xander and Anya or just Xander

Giles: ok

Willow: just Xander you know how I feel about Anya

Buffy: ok I will, Will *leaves the magic shop*

Willow: ok Giles lets start lookin

Giles: ok try over on that shelf I think I put something over there

Willow: ok*walks over to shelf*

Giles: if you can't find anything there try that shelf by the door *points to the shelf with lots of books and stuff on it*

Willow: alright

*bell rings as Buffy and Xander enter the Magic Shop*

Giles: hey Xander

Willow: Hey Xander Hey Buff

Xander: hey G-man! Hey Will!

Willow: *waves*

Giles: Buffy, Will and I were just looking around for a solution to the reproducing of the vamps if you wanna help go ahead, you too Xander

Buffy: sorry it took so long guys Xander here and Anya had to make up for about half and hour until I threaten to beat Xander up

Giles: *smiles*

Buffy: well, *awkwardly* I better beat it

Willow: its still light out, the vamps wont be out quite yet

Giles: Yeah, Buffy

Buffy: yeah well you know I kinda lack in the book area besides I only be here for moral support anyway

Willow: hey when you're out tonight patrolling maybe you could ask Spike if he knows any thing

Buffy: besides a cranky slayer is a careless slayer

Giles: yeah please Buffy but be careful

Buffy: Spike does what he can *Buffy leaves*

Xander: so where do I start G-man, I love the sound of that

Giles: Willow, would you so kindly help me move this shelf? I would like to rearrange the shop

Xander: hey get me muscle boy

Giles: um…Xander just search around and if you find anything let me know…fine

Xander: ok *depressed*

Willow: ok where do you wanna move it

Xander: *searches through books that have no meaning to him* ummmmm what exactly am I looking for

Giles: over by the storage door *pointing to the far south side of the shop*

Willow: ok

Giles: reproducing of vamps , Xander

Xander: I thought vamps couldn't reproduce

Giles: well obviously they can

Willow: well some how they are increasing

Xander: what a sick and twisted world this is

Willow: and the vamps I guess are biting a lot more and doin their thing

Giles: I must have a book around here about that *shaking head in disbelief*

Willow: you have a lot here we will find it one way or another

Xander: *turns pages fast to get it over with* ahhhhh here…they have sex

Giles: When you guys go out tonight please be careful as we speak some vamps could be biting more people

Willow: *runs over to Xander*

Giles: XANDER!

Xander: what it's the truth

Giles: *runs to Xander*

Willow: well didn't Giles say that

Xander: I mean come on how do human beings come to be by having sex

Giles: ok ok enough you 2 enough

Willow: ok

Xander: fine I'll research

Giles: we knew that already keep researching

Willow: *grabs a book that might work*

Giles: there must be something around this shop!!! *turning to more shelves* you guys this might take a few minutes thanks for helping Will and Xander

Xander: ok what about a spell that doubles them

Giles: that might be possible

Willow: it could, do you want me to look for one

Giles: sure, couldn't hurt

Willow: ok *looks through books*

Xander: cuz here it says that only a Sareazne demon can do that once it is summoned

Giles: well that might be the reason…hey you guys want some lunch I'll walk over and get some?

Xander: sure Giles who is getting out of working

Willow: oh shut up Xander and just look

Giles: well you know I can't research on an empty stomach, what do you guys want

Xander: by the way that answer was YES

Giles: ok and you want what?

Xander: anything that had Hoho's

Giles: ok, Willow?

Willow: just go get some food I don't care

Giles: ok. Please don't break anything or get into trouble while I'm gone

Xander: crabby Will are we

Giles: *walks out the door as the bell rings*

Willow: shut up Xander

Xander: hiss PMSing on your case

Willow: just because you aren't gettin any right now don't mean you have to be mean to me

Xander: beside I'm passed the book level I'm knowledge man

Willow: pshhh

Xander: mightier than the stupid research,…what I can't have an imagination

Willow: well then what's happenin huh

*after 15 of being gone, Giles walks back in with pop and food in hand*

Giles: how is everything going guys

Willow: ughh you are so annoying

Xander: oh food gimme gimme

Giles: wait Xander

Willow: oo food maybe that will shut him up *laughs*

Giles: I got you Hoho's and hotdogs

Xander: Yes score

Giles: and for Willow some pizza and fries with a pop

Xander: *grabs food and runs to the table to eat*

Giles: oo Xander I got some pop for you too

Willow: thank you very much Giles

Giles: grab a napkin Xander I would like a stain free table

Xander: holding out on my hyper supply were you

Giles: no problem Will

Xander: fine

Willow: *takes food nicely and sits at table*

Giles: yes Xander you get enough sugar in the morning

Xander: *chows down*

Giles: Xander don't smack your lips you sound like a cow!!

Xander: no food for you Giles? *said w/ a mouthful of food*

Giles: yes I have some *laughs*

*two min later Xander done*

Giles: I have a hot dog , fries, pizza, and a pop just waiting for my hungry mouth. Xander did you even chew your food?

Xander: urghhhhh I don't feel so good Will *fakes a puke on her*

Willow: *while eating says to Giles* I think I found somethin they say they can multiply by a spell but I still have to find more

Willow: EWWW Xander you are so annoyin sometimes *throws a fry at him*

Xander: thank you I take that as a compliment

Giles: well good job Will now if only Xander would learn from you *shakes head disapprovingly*

Xander: *catches it* hmmmm salty…hmm huh?

Giles: you guys know how I am about throwing food!! *throws fries at Will and Xander*

Xander: I didn't throw beside I caught it

Willow: he just wants to hurry up so he can go have sex with Anya

Xander: stop it! I can't catch that fast

Willow: hey!!! you said no throwin food

Xander: huh sex who where

Willow: *throws a fry at Giles*

Giles: hey!!! stop

Xander: hey I have no fries

Willow: shut up Xander *punches him softly*

Giles: cuz you ate them all Xander duhh

Xander: dang it, oh well I'll catch em all, hehe

Willow: not this one

Giles: u kids…tsk tsk tsk

Willow: *throws it fast and it hits him in the forehead* told ya!!

Giles: if your done please get back to work we don't have much time!!

Willow: ok I'll look more up on what I was

Xander: well I'm leaving to uhhhhhh go find Buffy *starts to the door*

Willow: no you don't Xander

Giles: thank you Will maybe you can teacher Xander bout how you research so easily

Xander: *stops* huh

Willow: get back here right now

Xander: well she's the book worm of course it gonna be easy for her

Giles: Xander I thought you were gonna help

Xander: I did, I found out about the spell…thingy

Giles: if you go get Buffy to help then go but if not stay

Willow: so if you wouldn't be so sex-crazed maybe you could do some work

Xander: not my fault I'm a 17 yr old boy/man

Giles: fine Xander go get Buffy but bring her back here I need to talk to her

Willow: whatever just go find Buffy before dusk comes around

Xander: yippee out of the work out of the work *sings as he leaves*

Willow: *rolls eyes*

Giles: *waves bye thinking he better not come back with that attitude* how's it going over there Will?

:silence:

Giles: Will?

Willow: ooo...sry good I think I'm finding more about it its saying that you need to use a counter spell to help stop it but kill off the other vamps coming and find out where they are comin from

Giles: oh, we need Buffy to help. Hopefully that nutcase kid actually brings her or tells her we need her

*hour and a half later Buffy and Xand show*

Xander: Hey guys sorry it took so long but it seems that miss Buffy was not at home resting

Giles: Buffy!!!

Buffy: what I wasn't tired so I beat up Willy the snitch

Giles: its 30 min before dusk

Willow: *laughs* well at least she is here now

Giles: yes

Buffy: what I'll dust 'em don't worry Giles, sheese

Willow: you need to know what's happenin

Buffy: fine I'm listening

Willow: ok Giles tell her what we know so far

Giles: ok just get busy helping us

Buffy: *playing with her hair*

Giles: maybe you should do that Will I need to find some things

Willow: ok, Buffy come sit ok

Buffy: I am

Giles: *walks around looking at books covered with dust*

Buffy: see Giles I'm sitting right here

Giles: ok yes Buffy, I'm not blind I can see that

Buffy: ok where do I hunt tonight anyway

Willow: I found in this book that they can use a spell to multiply to make more vampires and there needs to be a counter spell to stop that and you need to find where they are bein made and kill off the vamps that are comin

Giles: well I don't know yet maybe Will does, I know Xander doesn't cuz he's too obsessed with Anya to research

Buffy: what is that like 50 vamps

Xander: huh

Willow: that's up to Giles but I would check out the cemetery ask Spike if he knows any thing and just patrol around

Buffy: well

Willow: I need to start lookin for a counter spell

Buffy: Will, I need you tonight

Willow: with what Buffy

Buffy: that way while Spike and I fight you can do the spell

Giles: look Buffy, Willow, Xander, I need to go rest at home if you would like to join me then come on over but otherwise be careful tonight Buffy and Will Xander you just yeah ok…you guys be good tonight and Buffy patrol around the normal areas

Buffy: ok well guys we better start heading out

Willow: I need to find the counter spell and why do you need to fight with Spike

Buffy: 5 more min that's it

Giles: bye Will, Xander and Buffy

Willow: Giles, I need to stay to look it up unless you want me to come with you Buffy just incase Spike tries anythin

Buffy: Spike will help me fight the extra vamps coming in. He won't I won't let him

Willow: ok

Giles: ok

Buffy: it's just I need some backup ok

Giles: I just want you two to be careful

Buffy: I will ok. Now Xand, Will we gotta go now

Willow: ok

Giles: bye kids have fun

Willow: bye Giles

Giles: Bye Will! Bye Buffy! Bye Xander!

*Xand, Will, Buffy leave*

*Giles locks up shop and walks out*

*dusk turning to night now*

*all three show up in the cemetery and meet up with Spike. Then they all see where the vamps are multiplied Buffy and Spike fight and Willow chants while Xander stands next to Will*

Buffy: come on Spike don't just stand there

Spike: oh so now you need my help

Buffy: shut up and fight them please

Xander: wow this is gonna be a good one

Spike: *scoffs* ok fine

Xander: knock 'em down roll 'em around come on Spike work!!

Buffy: *throws punches and kicks to about ten vamps*

Xander: knock 'em down roll 'em around come on Buffy work!! *uses hands to cheer on buffy*

Spike: *one comes from behind I grab him and throw him over shoulder to the ground and stake em*

Buffy: w/e Xand I'm working here

Spike: I forgot how fun it was to kill

Buffy: *takes about fifty vamps that come at her*

Spike: *starts goin off as more vamps come*

Buffy: Spike I don't think so *punches him to make him stay*

Xander: *stands there pickin nails wondering when the good part is gonna come*

Buffy: Xander what happened wanna fight or cheer

Xander: cheer

Spike: hey what was that for

Xander: its my profession

Buffy: hello you need to stay and help

Spike: and what are you gonna do if I don't

Buffy: *vamp punches her* *falls to the ground* owwwww

Spike: *hits a vamp that come at him* you need to pay attention slayer

Buffy: *comes back and whoops that vamp's butt then stakes him*

Buffy: whatever Spike at least I can beat you and still have power

Xander: ouch nice one Buffy

Spike: oh bloody hell back off I don't need to help you, you know

Buffy: you leave I'll punch you again

Spike: uhh huh like it really hurt me the first time

Xander: now Buffy punching is not the answer kick him were it counts!!

Spike: *stakes a vamp comin* oh and now you wanna get in this

Buffy: really? *punches and kicks til blood comes from his mouth*

Buffy: thankz Xand but no sideline advice

Spike: oh bloody hell woman back off I'll help you but you don't ever help me so you're just wastin my time

Xander: well the clipboard calls for cheering and that's the play

Spike: *wipes blood from mouth*

Buffy: well you never need help unless it's a money or blood problem Spike that's why I never help

Spike: oh really uhh huh shows how much you know *rolls eyes and stakes another vamp*

Xander: *stands around Willow looking for more vamps*

Buffy: *vamp makes a sissy move and scratches Buffy on her eye*

Spike: tsk tsk tsk pay more attention Buffy don't talk, do the action

Buffy: *stakes the last vamp after giving it a good butt whooping*

Spike: *drop kicks a vamp and stakes him on the ground and vamp turns to dust*

Xander: way to go Buffy

Buffy: phew that was fun *sarcastically*

Spike: are we done now this is truly borin me

Buffy: whatever Spike go home to your little crypt but you still have about 7 hours of darkness anyway

Spike: yeah I know I do I have things to do you know you can't tell me what to do

Xander: RIIIGHHT

Spike: and don't think you will always get help if you are gonna be ungrateful for it

Buffy: hey I didn't say I wasn't grateful you're just being a pain

Spike: its my job isn't it

Buffy: what is

Spike: to be a pain jeez buffy havin trouble there

Xander: now now kids not a time to swear

Spike: oh shut up

Buffy: no it's just I don't need any crap from you after a fight

Spike: I don't see you doin anythin here, and why is that Buffy, can you not handle me here

Buffy: what are you talking about I'm the slayer I did my job

Spike: I was talkin to Xander over there

Xander: shut up Spike

Buffy: you're just a vamp with a chip who can't kill humans so to get his fill he has to kill demons

Spike: so, when this chip is gone oh trust me you'll find out

Buffy: whatever Spike

Xander: you think your all that and a bag of chips with a chip in your head so I suggest you shut up cuz I could get Mr. Pointy out hahahaa

Buffy: *leaves*

Spike: whatever Xander I don't see you ever doin anything. Buffy would do pretty well without you she always has to save your butt

Buffy: *calls* Will, Xand I don't think you want to stay there with the so called evil vamp who can' t hurt you at all

Spike: *yells at Buff* oh just shut up

Buffy: *imitates* oh bloody hell

Xander: I'm leaving bye!! *walks away cooly*

Spike: *imitates in a really girly voice* ooo I'm the slayer I think I'm all big and bad but I always get ditched by my boyfriends

*all three of the scooby gang walk away from Spike*

Spike: *pulls out a cig and lights it* pitiful *walks away*