*one night with Buffy out patrolling she walks along and then something appears! It's the bleached haired Spike here to save the day or not*
Spike: Hello Buffy
Buffy: what do you want
Spike: what do you think I want
Buffy: ewwwww Spike that's just gross
Spike: you take things to serious woman
Buffy: k I wouldn't be talking I'm the one with the stake
Spike: oh like you're really gonna stake me
vamp: boo
Buffy: shut up you vamp can't you see I'm in a convo *stakes him*
vamp: owwww
Buffy: don't be surprised Spike I'm full of mysterious things
Spike: so am I
Buffy: really
Spike: yeah more than you would know
vamp: WOW I JUST APPEARED out of no where...let's have a party boo
Buffy: you know you guys are getting really annoying especially you Spike *stakes vamp and turns to dust while doing the twist*
Spike: and why's that Buffy
vamp: *walks away from Buffy to let Spike and her do their thing*
Buffy: cuz everything that's on your mind has to do with me or something gross that has to do with me. Seriously I think you need to go somewhere other than here
Spike: actually it doesn't you just think that because you want it to be that way don't you
vamp: *poof* I'm back dun dun dun dun !!!!...
Buffy: whatever Spike *fights the vamp that "magically appeared"*
Spike: like I said I knew you would want it that way but I just don't think all that way sorry love
vamp: oww oww I broke a nail get off of me!!!
Buffy: yeah you just say that but you don't think that
vamp: *walks away…actually runs away to escape Buffy*
Spike: are you even sure what you're talkin about
Buffy: *pulls out a crossbow and shoots the vamp*
Spike: better get that vamp Buffy wouldn't want it to get away would you now
Buffy: of course I'm sure. whatever Spike it's taken care off
vamp: ouch…did you ever think that that might hurt just a tad bit…well it DOES IN CASE YOU WANTED TO KNOW *disappears before saying another word*
Buffy: gosh do they ever die or leave you alone
vamp: *appears* NO HAHAHA *disappears again*
Spike: actually most do but I think you're annoyin them
Buffy: yeah well it's your attitude that's making them *starts walking off*
Spike: uhh I think not there I'm a fellow vamp I don't annoy them like you
vamp: HAHAA YOU CANT CATCH ME IM THE VAMPIRE MAN...MUAH HAHAHAHA *runs faster and then disappears into thin air*
Buffy: *looking for more vamps*
Spike: yes walk away Buffy walk away that's all you ever do
Buffy: I still hear you Spike don't think can't
Spike: I knowyou can I don't care it has no affect on me
Buffy: whatever Spike
vamp: *appears again* poof be gone Buffy's breath is too strong…Buffy come back I found a Tic-Tac!! *disappears*
Buffy: *hopes to find that stupid vamp and kill it before it vanishes again*
Spike: guess these vampires are gettin better than you now Buffy or maybe you're just losin your touch
Buffy: *walks off* you know Spike for the record it's over and for once the guy doesn't get the pleasure of dumping the girl
vamp: *appears again* no you cant…I'm the vampire man remember? I disappear then re-appear…haven't you caught on by now? *disappears before Buffy has a chance to get out Mr. Pointy*
Spike: *mutters to self* does Buffy even know what the bloody hell she is talkin about??
Buffy: *under her breath as she walks off home* I love you Spike
Spike: *turns and walks off into the darkness*
*ends the day as Buffy goes to sleep*
* the next morning starts as Willow, Xander and Buffy ditch school to go to the Magic Box*
Xander: I'm going to my friends house…lata
Willow: Xander they are at school
Buffy: gee Xand really got out of that one fast
Willow: I know do you not wanna be with us or somethin
Xander: Yea well…um…catch ya lata!!! *Xand running off*
Willow: *whispers* that boy *laughs*
Buffy: there he goes *sing song voice* there he goes again
Giles: Yes, yes, yes that boy is quite a handful…
Buffy: *laughs to herself*
Willow: How are you doin Giles
Giles: …Buffy...how was it last night with Spike? I'm good Will , you?
Buffy: arghhhh I don't want to hear that name
Giles: I'm sorry Buffy
Willow: very good considerin that I ditched school. Was it really that bad Buffy??
Buffy: yeah will it's an all time first for you. Yes, Will it was we kinda had a problem.
Willow: oh really do you wanna talk about it
Giles: haha Will…bad girl tsk tsk tsk *laughs as he tries to put on disappointin face but fails and just laughs*
Buffy: later *whispers* when Giles isn't around it's kinda of girl talk
Giles: I can hear that!!
Buffy: sorry but it is
Giles: ok, ok, ok
Willow: hey Buffy talked me into ditchin ok but I can't believe I did it oh well I need to live a little more
Giles: so you girls ditched school for me ?? I'm soo proud!!
Buffy: hey there's a whole new world other than school, Will
Giles: Buffy makes a point
Buffy: other than Giles's world as well
Giles: haha
Willow: *laughs* so what do we have planned for today
Buffy: *starts to giggle then stops herself*
Giles: whatever you girls came here to do is what we are doing I guess
Buffy: anyway Giles can I go to the back and train
Giles: sure Buffy you don't need to ask…
Buffy: I feel like beating something up
Giles: just as long as its not Will or Me…go ahead
Buffy: *heads to the back to change and train*
Willow: *whispers to Giles* I guess it was bad last night
Buffy: I'll be back here if you need me *calls from the back*
Willow: ok Buffy
Giles: *whispers back to Willow* I guess so but she needs more time you know how Buffy is…
Willow: yeah
Giles: Alright Buffy
Buffy: I heard that Giles
Willow: *gives a funny face to Giles than laughs*
Giles: oh whoops…I need to train on whispering I guess..
Willow: she can hear anythin we better watch out *laughs again*
Giles: *laughing* haha yes, yes Willow
Willow: do anythin interestin yesterday
Giles: Actually...no…I just stayed at home and watched the V channel…Vampires Vividly Vasking in the Coffin, haha I crack my self up. Did you do anything interesting?
Willow: no not really I just hung around home while Buffy was out
Giles: Actually I was just watching some TV and my uncles sisters cousins daughter…who I can't believe I'm related to tracked me down…I guess she needs someone to talk to?? Oh awesome
*hour later while school was still in session Buffy has changed and come back out to the front*
Buffy: hey what did I miss
Giles: and the surprising thing is, Will, it sounded like Spike in the background
Willow: nothin really we just talked
Giles: nothing
Willow: it did????
Giles: yes
Buffy: what about Spike
Willow: oh nothin
Buffy: no seriously
Giles: my uncle's sister's cousin's daughter called me yesterday while I was at home and it sounded like Spike in the background
Buffy: really
Giles: he sounded like he was laughing. Yes really
Buffy: well should I go beat him up…cuz I need to do something
Giles: no, no, no…no need for that I know you want some danger in your life but believe me it's coming
Willow: why Buffy we need to talk ok don't just leave me here
Buffy: I won't beside where would I go there's still school going on
Willow: I'm gonna go use the bathroom you know I'll be right back you two can talk but Buffy don't leave
Giles: anyone wanna help me buy some things for the Magic box? just around the corner there is an interesting shop that would brighten my "box" up a little
Buffy: ok Giles enough with the so called funny
Giles: sorry, sorry, sorry, I wanna shop though…my "box" is soo…dull…dark...and not to mention it reminds me of Spike. He's dull dark and ugly like my "box"
Buffy: oh gosh, great now I have to beat him up later. Anyway you go shop I'll stay here and keep watch
Giles: no, no, no…BUFFY how many times do I have to tell you? no that's ok I'll go another day…when you guys are actually IN school
Buffy: no one can steal from Buffy the watch guard, gee thanks spoil my fun
Giles: its ok Buffy…I'll go another day WHEN YOU'RE IN SCHOOL like you're supposed to be. Did Willow fall in the toilet?
Buffy: yeah but all my classes are boring this year
Giles: well duhhhh all classes are boring
Buffy: *laughs* no, well how come slaying is never boring it's actually fun to me
Giles: haha what a shame…it would have been funny to see her all wet…yet disgusting too lol
Buffy: anyway back to me
Giles: cuz you are the only Vamp Slayer here…no one else knows what it's like except your friends...and that one other vampire slayer
Buffy: dang it sometimes I wish I had a study buddy in this course
Giles: well you could always call up that other slayer…what's her name? gosh Willows hogging the bathroom and I need to go
Buffy: Kendra or Faith
Giles: oh ok
Buffy: which one Giles
Giles: I don't know…they always confuse me pick 1. gosh dang it…where the hell-o is Willow???
Buffy: well for one thing Kendra died and Faith was a psychopath who got shipped back to England literally
Giles: oh ok
Buffy: I thought you remembered that
Willow: sorry I had to call the professor to tell her I was sick and couldn't come. see now you got me lyin *laughs*
Giles: I know Buffy I was a little confused. It's all Buffy's fault *chuckles a little bit*
Buffy: finally I thought I was going to listen to Giles talk about the bathroom all day
Giles: it's ok Buffy I peed in a cup while you weren't looking hahaha
Buffy: yeah sure Giles you're the one who is responsible for it ewwwwwwwwww
Willow: eww Giles
Buffy: that's disgusting
Giles: I'm just kidding
Buffy: yeah I bet you are
Giles: and no I'm not responsible!! *stickin out chest like brave knight*
Buffy: k Giles just calm down there Mr. Guy who sticks his chest out to young ladies
Giles: I am kidding Buffster…Buffmister...Buffinator…sorry, sorry, sorry Buffy I was having my fun
Buffy: *gets ready to punch it*
Willow: are you ok Giles you seem a little different today
Buffy: yeah I mean literally
Giles: I'm fine just having my daily fun sorry girls I'll try not to make jokes anymore
Buffy: Giles you never have fun you're like Mr. serious guy
Willow: *phone rings in shop* I'll get that
Giles: well I wanted some fun but I'll stop, thanks Will
Buffy: and what's all the talk with Spike everywhere I go he's mentioned it's like he's everyone
Giles: yes well he's that talk now…with him and my uncles sisters cousins daughters place…I just don't know why he was there or seemed to be there
Buffy: argggggggg I have to get him out of my mind
Giles: why don't you and Will stay here and help me run the shop…clean a few things up around here…I could use the help and it might get him out of your mind
Buffy: Will hurry up I'm about ready to leave I'm starving
Giles: are you guys going to get food?
Buffy: ok well scratch that Will *calls to Will* no it's ok we don't have to
Giles: are you guys going to get food may I come? then we can come back here and get to work if you don't have anything to do…I'll buy!!
Willow: ok sorry they just kept talkin
Buffy: I all with that but no wise crazy jokes at the store. Then yes definitely
Giles: ok, ok where are we going to eat?
Buffy: I don't know any place good, Will?
Willow: I don't know either I don't really mind much
Giles: just pick one!!
*Xander walks in hearing about them getting food thinking he came at the right time*
Xander: Just pick a place I will eat anything
Buffy: *laughs* fine let's go to Double Meat Palace
Giles: ok sounds good
Willow: old memories *laughs* but hey let's go
Giles: *walks to get money*
Buffy: I can't believed I actually worked there maybe they'll give me a discount
Xander: My favorite
Giles: riight Buffy
Xander: I doubt it…the way you cooked the food GROSS!
Buffy: what I can ask can't I gee thankz Xand
Willow: Xander be nice
Xander: Anytime *winks*
Giles: Cut her slack Xander
Buffy: ok well I'm starving let's go
Giles: ok, ok, ok
Xander: When I don't eat I TEND TO GET CRANKY so come on you guys let's get goin already
Giles: fine Xand
*all leave to go eat*
*they arrive*
Giles: aaaahhh the smell of this place…yuuummm
Buffy: gee Giles I didn't think you got out much
Giles: I don't but yummmmmm oh let's order now!!
Buffy: except to your house the library and school
Giles: true Buffy but I'm gettin out more thanks to you guys
Buffy: ewwwwwww gross but I'm starving so hey what the hell
Giles: ok, ok, ok go to the cashier and tell her what you want
Willow: *goes up and orders*
Giles: remember I'm buying we order as a group
Buffy: yes *to herself*
*all get food and sit down*
Xander: *Burps* Wooo baby those hamburgers sure get to you don't they. *LAUGHS AT OWN JOKE*
Giles: riight Xander..
Buffy: Xand
Willow: So Xander what's up with you how are you doin
Giles: I still cant believe you guys skipped school to come to me…ahh the good life
Xander: Eah I'm fine.. you know me..
Buffy: yeah Giles but it won't last very long
Giles: ok Buffy
Buffy: not with Will here *laughs*
Giles: haha that was mean
Willow: hey I'm sorry but I gotta admit today is goin good
Xander: *burps loudly*
Buffy: hey guys be right back duty calls
Willow: ok
Giles: k
Xander: OO YA that was good.. I should be the king of burps
Buffy: *goes off*
Giles: maybe not Xander I bet we could find some1 to burp louder than you
Willow: *looking around to make sure Buffy isn't around* I'm worried about Buffy
Giles: why do you say that Will?
Willow: because of the whole Spike deal I dunno what happened but she didn't seem to happy earlier
Xander: She's never happy.... she always so serious all the time.. Something's up
Willow: yeah but this time its not to good
Giles: yes something must be up
Willow: somethin serious must have happened I dunno I will find out later and hopefully it will all work out because I really don't wanna have to go talk to Spike but I will if I must
Giles: it must have
Xander: *BURPS ONCE MORE* ok gang lets scadaddle outta here IM DONE
Willow: ok well we better start talkin about somethin else before she comes back but I'll find out. We have to wait for Buffy to get back Xand calm down why you in such a hurry
Giles: duhh Xand
Buffy: *comes back*
Willow: hey Buffy
Buffy: so what did you all talk about while I was gone
Xander: I GOTTA GO MEET Anya that's why I'm hurrying
Willow: oh nothin too interesting
Giles: oh ..nothing much
Buffy: ok well where did Xand leave off to so quick
Willow: Anya of course
Buffy: ohhhhh that's a desperate measure Dawn eat you food instead of playing with it
Giles: yea
Buffy: Dawn…are you listening to me??
Dawn: ok sorry
Buffy: anyway hurry up it's starting to get dark out
Giles: I'm done Buffy
Willow: Buffy?
Giles: Buffy?
Buffy: what, I'm here
Dawn: ok are we going patrolling tonight
Buffy: not we me
Willow: when are we gonna get a chance to talk *concerned look on face*
Dawn: but,…but,…but I wanna go
Buffy: I'm not sure Will
Willow: you can't Dawny its not safe out there
Buffy: if you want to patrol with me tonight then there yeah with Spike…and everything else *added quickly*
Dawn: but I don't have anything to do tonight
Giles: yes
Buffy: yes you do homework
Dawn: well I finished
Buffy: I know you teachers always pour it on, really then I'll check before I go
Dawn: ok its in my knapsack go ahead check
Buffy: then you'll stay home and not let anyone in and do your homework
Giles: jeez Buffy Why are you being so mean to Dawny? I know she can't go patrollin but don't be so harsh
Dawn: hey don't call me Dawny I'm not little anymore
Giles: sorry Dawn
Buffy: I'm not Giles I'm her sister and she needs protection
Willow: well Giles think about it its not safe out there she shouldn't go
Dawn: that's better
Buffy: ok well we better start heading back home
Willow: ok
Dawn: hey I forgot I do have plans
Buffy: got to get some more weapons
Giles: I know she can't patrol but she needs a little fun in her life…she can come with me tonight if she has nothing to do
Buffy: what now Dawnie
Giles: never mind then
Buffy: well if you think she won't be a handful
Dawn: ahhhhhh ………well I have a DATE
Buffy: with who
Dawn: none of your business
Buffy: Dawn
Dawn: I don't have to tell you anything
Buffy: but you to tell me who and how old
Dawn: he's 19 and I can't tell you
Buffy: Dawnie you're 15 he's too old
Dawn: no he's not
Buffy: yes he is
Willow: yeah he is Dawn I'm sorry
Buffy: he could be going out with me but he's not nor will he ever
Dawn: well he's not
Buffy: anyway you're not going
Dawn: and I've already gone out with him two times
Buffy: when
Giles: I'm confused
Buffy: you've been home both the last two nights
Dawn: last week and you were too busy to notice
Buffy: Will what do you think I'm confused *sits down and sighs*
Willow: I don't think its safe for you to go out Hunny
Dawn: he's in college and in a frat he's hotter than any guy my age
Willow: if you want I can stay around and be with you
Buffy: well then no
Dawn: but..............fine
Buffy: cuz I went to a frat house and got in big shit so no
Giles: what if me and Will take her and her friend out on the date but we'd sit at another table or something and watch them
Dawn: I'll call him and tell him I can't go
Buffy: well I thought Will was going with me but Will if you don't want to that's fine
Dawn: no that's ok *says very annoyed*
Buffy: I'll just beat up Spike myself, then *under her breath*
Giles: OK, OK, OK I'll just stay home AGAIN
Dawn: I'll just bail
Buffy: Will you there
Willow: yes I'm sorry I'm just listening to everythin
Buffy: well it's up to you
Giles: I don't care..
Buffy: you can go with Giles and Dawn or with me
Willow: Buffy you go out and patrol tonight we can talk later I don't want to interrupt on anythin
Buffy: I don't mind you'll won't be interrupting trust me
*Dawn and Giles having own conversation during this also*
Buffy: gee Giles could talk any louder
Giles: Will…you there?
Willow: yes I'm sorry day dreaming
Giles: I could can't I!!!! *raise voice as every word spills out of his mouth*
Buffy: ok Giles that was sarcasm
Dawn: hey when I get home I'm goin to my room for some alone time
Giles: I know Buffy I'm not stupid
Dawn: I'll see ya'll later
Willow: ok Dawn
Buffy: anyway Giles I have to take Dawn home and then leave
Giles: ok Dawn
Buffy: so I'll see you all tomorrow
Giles: oh ok bye
Buffy: ok Giles
Willow: Buffy do you want me to stay with Dawn so she isn't alone or what
Giles: so Will what do you have planned for tonight?
Buffy: that's fine Will if you want, Giles stop being nosey
Giles: I'M JUST ASKING SO I CAN SEE if I have to rot away in my house again
Willow: do you want to stay with us Giles
Giles: sure I guess
Buffy: Dawn let's go home
*all go home*
Willow: Buffy it's gettin quite dark out now don't you think you should be headin out soon
Buffy: yeah I'm going now
Giles: yes Buffy
Dawn: ok Buff I'm goin up to do my homework so umm see ya later
*Buffy goes out to cemetery alone* *stake in hand*
vamp: *appears* hahaha you cant get me I'm the Vamp man!! *disappears again*
Buffy: great not you again
vamp: *appears* hahaha not gonna get me *disappears*
Buffy: *get ready to stake*
*Spike comes walkin out of crypt and sits on a rock nearby*
vamp: *appears* Hey Spike go get her *disappears*
Spike: huh *looks around*
Buffy: *gets ready to stake that stupid vamp* *sees Spike sitting*
vamp: *appears* Buffy you can not get me…you can't even see me I disappear so fast so you better drop that stake thing cuz I no you and Spike will be gettin it on *disappears*
Buffy: *starts walking away from there* *disgusted look on face*
Spike: *gets up and starts walkin slowly around the cemetery*
Buffy: *goes on patrolling* *stakes a fresh new vamp*
vamp: *appears* don't worry you guys I wont be here or be coming around when you guys "get your freak on" so bye
Buffy: *stakes that tricky vamp that comes and goes*
vamp: *disappears*
Buffy: whatever I staked you that's it of you
Spike: I'm not in the mood *stakes a vamp comin at him*
vamp: *appears* hahaha Buffy you thought you got me but you didn't woooo hooo go me *disappears*
Buffy: *hears some one yell and runs to see who it was*………*sees Spike* dang it can't I get a way from you at all *starts walking off*
Spike: *turns around to see who was talking, sees Buffy* what are you talkin about Buffy *confused look on face*
Buffy: trying to get away from you…what else
Spike: why do you have such a problem with me
Buffy: it's not me having the problem with you it's you having the problem with me
vamp: lalalalalala hahahhaha I'm back but stake me
Spike: that guy is really annoying
Buffy: *pulls out a crossbow*
Spike: I don't have a problem with you I don't know why you think I do
Buffy: finally dusted him, really *goes to sit down and listen and wait*
vamp: ahaha Buffy stake me after I say this but I think Spike wants to get it on with you hahaha sorry Spike I thought it was funny
Buffy: *shoots a vamp far off yelling at someone*
Spike: yeah really sometimes it's just how I act you should know that by now but your friends really don't like me especially that Xander but I don't mind much of him either
Buffy: well just ignore him heck that's what everyone else does
Spike: *smiles a bit then it goes away*
Buffy: wait a minute where are you going
Spike: no where why
Buffy: cuz you're walking off in a fast mode
vamp: Spike and Buffy sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G first comes love then comes marriage then comes a baby in a baby carriage
Spike: you know what I'm gonna have to kill you myself if you don't shut up
Buffy: ok that's it *stakes the vamp* yeah Spike you carry on I'll relax here and watch
Spike: hey your the Slayer here you're supposed to do it not me
Buffy: well you don't have a sister bothering you twenty-four/seven
vamp: get your freak on get your freak on
Buffy: Spike you take him
Spike: well really I'm not in the mood but this guy is beginnin to piss me off
Buffy: then go ahead
vamp: hahahahahahahahahaha
Buffy: *gets ready to stake* Spike hello stop daydreaming
vamp: I tick off the head elf hahaha
Spike: *kicks vamp, vamp falls to ground, punches it then stakes it*
Buffy: *starts walking off cuz the sun is rising let's Spike work out his issues* bye Spike *calls*
Spike: bye Buffy
vamp: Bye Buffy hahahaha
Spike: *walks back to crypt*
vamp: muah hahahahaha muah ha ha ha
Buffy: *stakes the final vamp*
*ends day and begins the new friendship between Spike and Buffy or maybe more...*
Spike: Hello Buffy
Buffy: what do you want
Spike: what do you think I want
Buffy: ewwwww Spike that's just gross
Spike: you take things to serious woman
Buffy: k I wouldn't be talking I'm the one with the stake
Spike: oh like you're really gonna stake me
vamp: boo
Buffy: shut up you vamp can't you see I'm in a convo *stakes him*
vamp: owwww
Buffy: don't be surprised Spike I'm full of mysterious things
Spike: so am I
Buffy: really
Spike: yeah more than you would know
vamp: WOW I JUST APPEARED out of no where...let's have a party boo
Buffy: you know you guys are getting really annoying especially you Spike *stakes vamp and turns to dust while doing the twist*
Spike: and why's that Buffy
vamp: *walks away from Buffy to let Spike and her do their thing*
Buffy: cuz everything that's on your mind has to do with me or something gross that has to do with me. Seriously I think you need to go somewhere other than here
Spike: actually it doesn't you just think that because you want it to be that way don't you
vamp: *poof* I'm back dun dun dun dun !!!!...
Buffy: whatever Spike *fights the vamp that "magically appeared"*
Spike: like I said I knew you would want it that way but I just don't think all that way sorry love
vamp: oww oww I broke a nail get off of me!!!
Buffy: yeah you just say that but you don't think that
vamp: *walks away…actually runs away to escape Buffy*
Spike: are you even sure what you're talkin about
Buffy: *pulls out a crossbow and shoots the vamp*
Spike: better get that vamp Buffy wouldn't want it to get away would you now
Buffy: of course I'm sure. whatever Spike it's taken care off
vamp: ouch…did you ever think that that might hurt just a tad bit…well it DOES IN CASE YOU WANTED TO KNOW *disappears before saying another word*
Buffy: gosh do they ever die or leave you alone
vamp: *appears* NO HAHAHA *disappears again*
Spike: actually most do but I think you're annoyin them
Buffy: yeah well it's your attitude that's making them *starts walking off*
Spike: uhh I think not there I'm a fellow vamp I don't annoy them like you
vamp: HAHAA YOU CANT CATCH ME IM THE VAMPIRE MAN...MUAH HAHAHAHA *runs faster and then disappears into thin air*
Buffy: *looking for more vamps*
Spike: yes walk away Buffy walk away that's all you ever do
Buffy: I still hear you Spike don't think can't
Spike: I knowyou can I don't care it has no affect on me
Buffy: whatever Spike
vamp: *appears again* poof be gone Buffy's breath is too strong…Buffy come back I found a Tic-Tac!! *disappears*
Buffy: *hopes to find that stupid vamp and kill it before it vanishes again*
Spike: guess these vampires are gettin better than you now Buffy or maybe you're just losin your touch
Buffy: *walks off* you know Spike for the record it's over and for once the guy doesn't get the pleasure of dumping the girl
vamp: *appears again* no you cant…I'm the vampire man remember? I disappear then re-appear…haven't you caught on by now? *disappears before Buffy has a chance to get out Mr. Pointy*
Spike: *mutters to self* does Buffy even know what the bloody hell she is talkin about??
Buffy: *under her breath as she walks off home* I love you Spike
Spike: *turns and walks off into the darkness*
*ends the day as Buffy goes to sleep*
* the next morning starts as Willow, Xander and Buffy ditch school to go to the Magic Box*
Xander: I'm going to my friends house…lata
Willow: Xander they are at school
Buffy: gee Xand really got out of that one fast
Willow: I know do you not wanna be with us or somethin
Xander: Yea well…um…catch ya lata!!! *Xand running off*
Willow: *whispers* that boy *laughs*
Buffy: there he goes *sing song voice* there he goes again
Giles: Yes, yes, yes that boy is quite a handful…
Buffy: *laughs to herself*
Willow: How are you doin Giles
Giles: …Buffy...how was it last night with Spike? I'm good Will , you?
Buffy: arghhhh I don't want to hear that name
Giles: I'm sorry Buffy
Willow: very good considerin that I ditched school. Was it really that bad Buffy??
Buffy: yeah will it's an all time first for you. Yes, Will it was we kinda had a problem.
Willow: oh really do you wanna talk about it
Giles: haha Will…bad girl tsk tsk tsk *laughs as he tries to put on disappointin face but fails and just laughs*
Buffy: later *whispers* when Giles isn't around it's kinda of girl talk
Giles: I can hear that!!
Buffy: sorry but it is
Giles: ok, ok, ok
Willow: hey Buffy talked me into ditchin ok but I can't believe I did it oh well I need to live a little more
Giles: so you girls ditched school for me ?? I'm soo proud!!
Buffy: hey there's a whole new world other than school, Will
Giles: Buffy makes a point
Buffy: other than Giles's world as well
Giles: haha
Willow: *laughs* so what do we have planned for today
Buffy: *starts to giggle then stops herself*
Giles: whatever you girls came here to do is what we are doing I guess
Buffy: anyway Giles can I go to the back and train
Giles: sure Buffy you don't need to ask…
Buffy: I feel like beating something up
Giles: just as long as its not Will or Me…go ahead
Buffy: *heads to the back to change and train*
Willow: *whispers to Giles* I guess it was bad last night
Buffy: I'll be back here if you need me *calls from the back*
Willow: ok Buffy
Giles: *whispers back to Willow* I guess so but she needs more time you know how Buffy is…
Willow: yeah
Giles: Alright Buffy
Buffy: I heard that Giles
Willow: *gives a funny face to Giles than laughs*
Giles: oh whoops…I need to train on whispering I guess..
Willow: she can hear anythin we better watch out *laughs again*
Giles: *laughing* haha yes, yes Willow
Willow: do anythin interestin yesterday
Giles: Actually...no…I just stayed at home and watched the V channel…Vampires Vividly Vasking in the Coffin, haha I crack my self up. Did you do anything interesting?
Willow: no not really I just hung around home while Buffy was out
Giles: Actually I was just watching some TV and my uncles sisters cousins daughter…who I can't believe I'm related to tracked me down…I guess she needs someone to talk to?? Oh awesome
*hour later while school was still in session Buffy has changed and come back out to the front*
Buffy: hey what did I miss
Giles: and the surprising thing is, Will, it sounded like Spike in the background
Willow: nothin really we just talked
Giles: nothing
Willow: it did????
Giles: yes
Buffy: what about Spike
Willow: oh nothin
Buffy: no seriously
Giles: my uncle's sister's cousin's daughter called me yesterday while I was at home and it sounded like Spike in the background
Buffy: really
Giles: he sounded like he was laughing. Yes really
Buffy: well should I go beat him up…cuz I need to do something
Giles: no, no, no…no need for that I know you want some danger in your life but believe me it's coming
Willow: why Buffy we need to talk ok don't just leave me here
Buffy: I won't beside where would I go there's still school going on
Willow: I'm gonna go use the bathroom you know I'll be right back you two can talk but Buffy don't leave
Giles: anyone wanna help me buy some things for the Magic box? just around the corner there is an interesting shop that would brighten my "box" up a little
Buffy: ok Giles enough with the so called funny
Giles: sorry, sorry, sorry, I wanna shop though…my "box" is soo…dull…dark...and not to mention it reminds me of Spike. He's dull dark and ugly like my "box"
Buffy: oh gosh, great now I have to beat him up later. Anyway you go shop I'll stay here and keep watch
Giles: no, no, no…BUFFY how many times do I have to tell you? no that's ok I'll go another day…when you guys are actually IN school
Buffy: no one can steal from Buffy the watch guard, gee thanks spoil my fun
Giles: its ok Buffy…I'll go another day WHEN YOU'RE IN SCHOOL like you're supposed to be. Did Willow fall in the toilet?
Buffy: yeah but all my classes are boring this year
Giles: well duhhhh all classes are boring
Buffy: *laughs* no, well how come slaying is never boring it's actually fun to me
Giles: haha what a shame…it would have been funny to see her all wet…yet disgusting too lol
Buffy: anyway back to me
Giles: cuz you are the only Vamp Slayer here…no one else knows what it's like except your friends...and that one other vampire slayer
Buffy: dang it sometimes I wish I had a study buddy in this course
Giles: well you could always call up that other slayer…what's her name? gosh Willows hogging the bathroom and I need to go
Buffy: Kendra or Faith
Giles: oh ok
Buffy: which one Giles
Giles: I don't know…they always confuse me pick 1. gosh dang it…where the hell-o is Willow???
Buffy: well for one thing Kendra died and Faith was a psychopath who got shipped back to England literally
Giles: oh ok
Buffy: I thought you remembered that
Willow: sorry I had to call the professor to tell her I was sick and couldn't come. see now you got me lyin *laughs*
Giles: I know Buffy I was a little confused. It's all Buffy's fault *chuckles a little bit*
Buffy: finally I thought I was going to listen to Giles talk about the bathroom all day
Giles: it's ok Buffy I peed in a cup while you weren't looking hahaha
Buffy: yeah sure Giles you're the one who is responsible for it ewwwwwwwwww
Willow: eww Giles
Buffy: that's disgusting
Giles: I'm just kidding
Buffy: yeah I bet you are
Giles: and no I'm not responsible!! *stickin out chest like brave knight*
Buffy: k Giles just calm down there Mr. Guy who sticks his chest out to young ladies
Giles: I am kidding Buffster…Buffmister...Buffinator…sorry, sorry, sorry Buffy I was having my fun
Buffy: *gets ready to punch it*
Willow: are you ok Giles you seem a little different today
Buffy: yeah I mean literally
Giles: I'm fine just having my daily fun sorry girls I'll try not to make jokes anymore
Buffy: Giles you never have fun you're like Mr. serious guy
Willow: *phone rings in shop* I'll get that
Giles: well I wanted some fun but I'll stop, thanks Will
Buffy: and what's all the talk with Spike everywhere I go he's mentioned it's like he's everyone
Giles: yes well he's that talk now…with him and my uncles sisters cousins daughters place…I just don't know why he was there or seemed to be there
Buffy: argggggggg I have to get him out of my mind
Giles: why don't you and Will stay here and help me run the shop…clean a few things up around here…I could use the help and it might get him out of your mind
Buffy: Will hurry up I'm about ready to leave I'm starving
Giles: are you guys going to get food?
Buffy: ok well scratch that Will *calls to Will* no it's ok we don't have to
Giles: are you guys going to get food may I come? then we can come back here and get to work if you don't have anything to do…I'll buy!!
Willow: ok sorry they just kept talkin
Buffy: I all with that but no wise crazy jokes at the store. Then yes definitely
Giles: ok, ok where are we going to eat?
Buffy: I don't know any place good, Will?
Willow: I don't know either I don't really mind much
Giles: just pick one!!
*Xander walks in hearing about them getting food thinking he came at the right time*
Xander: Just pick a place I will eat anything
Buffy: *laughs* fine let's go to Double Meat Palace
Giles: ok sounds good
Willow: old memories *laughs* but hey let's go
Giles: *walks to get money*
Buffy: I can't believed I actually worked there maybe they'll give me a discount
Xander: My favorite
Giles: riight Buffy
Xander: I doubt it…the way you cooked the food GROSS!
Buffy: what I can ask can't I gee thankz Xand
Willow: Xander be nice
Xander: Anytime *winks*
Giles: Cut her slack Xander
Buffy: ok well I'm starving let's go
Giles: ok, ok, ok
Xander: When I don't eat I TEND TO GET CRANKY so come on you guys let's get goin already
Giles: fine Xand
*all leave to go eat*
*they arrive*
Giles: aaaahhh the smell of this place…yuuummm
Buffy: gee Giles I didn't think you got out much
Giles: I don't but yummmmmm oh let's order now!!
Buffy: except to your house the library and school
Giles: true Buffy but I'm gettin out more thanks to you guys
Buffy: ewwwwwww gross but I'm starving so hey what the hell
Giles: ok, ok, ok go to the cashier and tell her what you want
Willow: *goes up and orders*
Giles: remember I'm buying we order as a group
Buffy: yes *to herself*
*all get food and sit down*
Xander: *Burps* Wooo baby those hamburgers sure get to you don't they. *LAUGHS AT OWN JOKE*
Giles: riight Xander..
Buffy: Xand
Willow: So Xander what's up with you how are you doin
Giles: I still cant believe you guys skipped school to come to me…ahh the good life
Xander: Eah I'm fine.. you know me..
Buffy: yeah Giles but it won't last very long
Giles: ok Buffy
Buffy: not with Will here *laughs*
Giles: haha that was mean
Willow: hey I'm sorry but I gotta admit today is goin good
Xander: *burps loudly*
Buffy: hey guys be right back duty calls
Willow: ok
Giles: k
Xander: OO YA that was good.. I should be the king of burps
Buffy: *goes off*
Giles: maybe not Xander I bet we could find some1 to burp louder than you
Willow: *looking around to make sure Buffy isn't around* I'm worried about Buffy
Giles: why do you say that Will?
Willow: because of the whole Spike deal I dunno what happened but she didn't seem to happy earlier
Xander: She's never happy.... she always so serious all the time.. Something's up
Willow: yeah but this time its not to good
Giles: yes something must be up
Willow: somethin serious must have happened I dunno I will find out later and hopefully it will all work out because I really don't wanna have to go talk to Spike but I will if I must
Giles: it must have
Xander: *BURPS ONCE MORE* ok gang lets scadaddle outta here IM DONE
Willow: ok well we better start talkin about somethin else before she comes back but I'll find out. We have to wait for Buffy to get back Xand calm down why you in such a hurry
Giles: duhh Xand
Buffy: *comes back*
Willow: hey Buffy
Buffy: so what did you all talk about while I was gone
Xander: I GOTTA GO MEET Anya that's why I'm hurrying
Willow: oh nothin too interesting
Giles: oh ..nothing much
Buffy: ok well where did Xand leave off to so quick
Willow: Anya of course
Buffy: ohhhhh that's a desperate measure Dawn eat you food instead of playing with it
Giles: yea
Buffy: Dawn…are you listening to me??
Dawn: ok sorry
Buffy: anyway hurry up it's starting to get dark out
Giles: I'm done Buffy
Willow: Buffy?
Giles: Buffy?
Buffy: what, I'm here
Dawn: ok are we going patrolling tonight
Buffy: not we me
Willow: when are we gonna get a chance to talk *concerned look on face*
Dawn: but,…but,…but I wanna go
Buffy: I'm not sure Will
Willow: you can't Dawny its not safe out there
Buffy: if you want to patrol with me tonight then there yeah with Spike…and everything else *added quickly*
Dawn: but I don't have anything to do tonight
Giles: yes
Buffy: yes you do homework
Dawn: well I finished
Buffy: I know you teachers always pour it on, really then I'll check before I go
Dawn: ok its in my knapsack go ahead check
Buffy: then you'll stay home and not let anyone in and do your homework
Giles: jeez Buffy Why are you being so mean to Dawny? I know she can't go patrollin but don't be so harsh
Dawn: hey don't call me Dawny I'm not little anymore
Giles: sorry Dawn
Buffy: I'm not Giles I'm her sister and she needs protection
Willow: well Giles think about it its not safe out there she shouldn't go
Dawn: that's better
Buffy: ok well we better start heading back home
Willow: ok
Dawn: hey I forgot I do have plans
Buffy: got to get some more weapons
Giles: I know she can't patrol but she needs a little fun in her life…she can come with me tonight if she has nothing to do
Buffy: what now Dawnie
Giles: never mind then
Buffy: well if you think she won't be a handful
Dawn: ahhhhhh ………well I have a DATE
Buffy: with who
Dawn: none of your business
Buffy: Dawn
Dawn: I don't have to tell you anything
Buffy: but you to tell me who and how old
Dawn: he's 19 and I can't tell you
Buffy: Dawnie you're 15 he's too old
Dawn: no he's not
Buffy: yes he is
Willow: yeah he is Dawn I'm sorry
Buffy: he could be going out with me but he's not nor will he ever
Dawn: well he's not
Buffy: anyway you're not going
Dawn: and I've already gone out with him two times
Buffy: when
Giles: I'm confused
Buffy: you've been home both the last two nights
Dawn: last week and you were too busy to notice
Buffy: Will what do you think I'm confused *sits down and sighs*
Willow: I don't think its safe for you to go out Hunny
Dawn: he's in college and in a frat he's hotter than any guy my age
Willow: if you want I can stay around and be with you
Buffy: well then no
Dawn: but..............fine
Buffy: cuz I went to a frat house and got in big shit so no
Giles: what if me and Will take her and her friend out on the date but we'd sit at another table or something and watch them
Dawn: I'll call him and tell him I can't go
Buffy: well I thought Will was going with me but Will if you don't want to that's fine
Dawn: no that's ok *says very annoyed*
Buffy: I'll just beat up Spike myself, then *under her breath*
Giles: OK, OK, OK I'll just stay home AGAIN
Dawn: I'll just bail
Buffy: Will you there
Willow: yes I'm sorry I'm just listening to everythin
Buffy: well it's up to you
Giles: I don't care..
Buffy: you can go with Giles and Dawn or with me
Willow: Buffy you go out and patrol tonight we can talk later I don't want to interrupt on anythin
Buffy: I don't mind you'll won't be interrupting trust me
*Dawn and Giles having own conversation during this also*
Buffy: gee Giles could talk any louder
Giles: Will…you there?
Willow: yes I'm sorry day dreaming
Giles: I could can't I!!!! *raise voice as every word spills out of his mouth*
Buffy: ok Giles that was sarcasm
Dawn: hey when I get home I'm goin to my room for some alone time
Giles: I know Buffy I'm not stupid
Dawn: I'll see ya'll later
Willow: ok Dawn
Buffy: anyway Giles I have to take Dawn home and then leave
Giles: ok Dawn
Buffy: so I'll see you all tomorrow
Giles: oh ok bye
Buffy: ok Giles
Willow: Buffy do you want me to stay with Dawn so she isn't alone or what
Giles: so Will what do you have planned for tonight?
Buffy: that's fine Will if you want, Giles stop being nosey
Giles: I'M JUST ASKING SO I CAN SEE if I have to rot away in my house again
Willow: do you want to stay with us Giles
Giles: sure I guess
Buffy: Dawn let's go home
*all go home*
Willow: Buffy it's gettin quite dark out now don't you think you should be headin out soon
Buffy: yeah I'm going now
Giles: yes Buffy
Dawn: ok Buff I'm goin up to do my homework so umm see ya later
*Buffy goes out to cemetery alone* *stake in hand*
vamp: *appears* hahaha you cant get me I'm the Vamp man!! *disappears again*
Buffy: great not you again
vamp: *appears* hahaha not gonna get me *disappears*
Buffy: *get ready to stake*
*Spike comes walkin out of crypt and sits on a rock nearby*
vamp: *appears* Hey Spike go get her *disappears*
Spike: huh *looks around*
Buffy: *gets ready to stake that stupid vamp* *sees Spike sitting*
vamp: *appears* Buffy you can not get me…you can't even see me I disappear so fast so you better drop that stake thing cuz I no you and Spike will be gettin it on *disappears*
Buffy: *starts walking away from there* *disgusted look on face*
Spike: *gets up and starts walkin slowly around the cemetery*
Buffy: *goes on patrolling* *stakes a fresh new vamp*
vamp: *appears* don't worry you guys I wont be here or be coming around when you guys "get your freak on" so bye
Buffy: *stakes that tricky vamp that comes and goes*
vamp: *disappears*
Buffy: whatever I staked you that's it of you
Spike: I'm not in the mood *stakes a vamp comin at him*
vamp: *appears* hahaha Buffy you thought you got me but you didn't woooo hooo go me *disappears*
Buffy: *hears some one yell and runs to see who it was*………*sees Spike* dang it can't I get a way from you at all *starts walking off*
Spike: *turns around to see who was talking, sees Buffy* what are you talkin about Buffy *confused look on face*
Buffy: trying to get away from you…what else
Spike: why do you have such a problem with me
Buffy: it's not me having the problem with you it's you having the problem with me
vamp: lalalalalala hahahhaha I'm back but stake me
Spike: that guy is really annoying
Buffy: *pulls out a crossbow*
Spike: I don't have a problem with you I don't know why you think I do
Buffy: finally dusted him, really *goes to sit down and listen and wait*
vamp: ahaha Buffy stake me after I say this but I think Spike wants to get it on with you hahaha sorry Spike I thought it was funny
Buffy: *shoots a vamp far off yelling at someone*
Spike: yeah really sometimes it's just how I act you should know that by now but your friends really don't like me especially that Xander but I don't mind much of him either
Buffy: well just ignore him heck that's what everyone else does
Spike: *smiles a bit then it goes away*
Buffy: wait a minute where are you going
Spike: no where why
Buffy: cuz you're walking off in a fast mode
vamp: Spike and Buffy sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G first comes love then comes marriage then comes a baby in a baby carriage
Spike: you know what I'm gonna have to kill you myself if you don't shut up
Buffy: ok that's it *stakes the vamp* yeah Spike you carry on I'll relax here and watch
Spike: hey your the Slayer here you're supposed to do it not me
Buffy: well you don't have a sister bothering you twenty-four/seven
vamp: get your freak on get your freak on
Buffy: Spike you take him
Spike: well really I'm not in the mood but this guy is beginnin to piss me off
Buffy: then go ahead
vamp: hahahahahahahahahaha
Buffy: *gets ready to stake* Spike hello stop daydreaming
vamp: I tick off the head elf hahaha
Spike: *kicks vamp, vamp falls to ground, punches it then stakes it*
Buffy: *starts walking off cuz the sun is rising let's Spike work out his issues* bye Spike *calls*
Spike: bye Buffy
vamp: Bye Buffy hahahaha
Spike: *walks back to crypt*
vamp: muah hahahahaha muah ha ha ha
Buffy: *stakes the final vamp*
*ends day and begins the new friendship between Spike and Buffy or maybe more...*