*One night as a storm was on the verge on coming in to Sunnydale Buffy was out patrolling with Mr. Pointy in hand and Spike as a helpful lookout*
Vamp: BOO
*Buffy stakes vamp*
*vamp screams bloody murder then poof goes away*
Buffy: Spike do you really think that there are going to be any vamps this late with the storm and all beside that one
Spike: yeah why wouldn't there be they are always lookin' for blood
Buffy: but hello storm
vamp: BLOODS GOOD yummy
Spike: hello they don't care
*vamp licks lips*
Buffy: Spike you take him I'm tired
vamp: oh no I'm scared!
Spike: alrighty
vamp: NOT
*Spike kicks the ugly vamp in the face and then stakes it*
*POOF*
*Buffy sits down on a tombstone. Waits and Watches*
Spike: you ok slayer
vamp: I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts!! o by the way…BOO
Buffy: and I thought my job is sometimes boring I would hate to be Giles *says to herself*
*vamp skips around*
*Buffy takes a good beat up on the singing stupid vamp then Stakes it*
vamp: COCONUTS!!!!! *POOF*
Buffy: yeah I guess just boring vamps to stake around here no action anymore
vamp: lalalalala *skipping past Buffy WAITING FOR SPIKE to stake me*
*Buffy trips the vamp*
vamp: ouch
*Spike kicks vamp in the nuts and stakes it*
Buffy: that was good that cheered me up
vamp: MY YOOHOO *screams bloody murder and then POOF*
Spike: glad
Buffy: gosh too many vamps watching too many movies these days
Spike: suppose so
Buffy: well Spike I better get back
Spike: yeah
Buffy: Giles wants me in bright and early tomorrow morning
vamp: boob
Buffy: ewwwwwwwww
vamp: boob, boob
Spike: here you can kill this perverted vamp
Buffy: that's disgusting *disgusted face*
vamp: Spike kick me in the nuts like you did my friend oh wait I'm a gal
Spike: I don't have boobs
vamp: you wish Spike booby face *sticks tongue out*
*Buffy beats him to a bloody pulp then finally stakes him*
*vamp POOF*
Buffy: well that was a good fight to end with. Good night Spike
Spike: good night
Buffy: that is if I make it home and get in the house
Spike: better hurry on home then the storm is gettin really close
Buffy: without falling asleep on the way there. alright
Spike: do you want me to walk you home
Buffy: see you tomorrow night more patrolling?? no I think I can make it
Spike: ok see you tomorrow
*Buffy walks off dragging her feet very slowly like she's carrying a ton of weights behind her*
Spike: bye bye Slayer *turns and walks back to his crypt*
Buffy: want .... to .. get... in bed...... arghhhhhhhh *falls on her bed and immediately goes to sleep*
*It's a chilly, wet morning and the gang is all in the Magic Shop talking about their nights*
Xander: Hey all so how did you sleep
Willow: pretty good
Xander: *yawns* Giles is there some where I can lie down?
Giles: on the floor
Xander: haha very funny *sarcastically* *lies down on the floor and goes straight to sleep*
Buffy: well we know who was up all night
Willow: yep
*Buffy taps Xander shoe with her toe*
Giles: so Buffy how did patrolling go
Buffy: oh you know same ol` same ol` horny vamps about three or four of em
Giles: oh interesting
Buffy: not really
Willow: horny vamps??
Buffy: yeah Will you wouldn't believe it
Willow: really
Buffy: Giles do storms make vamps horny cuz they were worse then before I mean even the insults were horny and stupid
Giles: well I'm not sure of that Buffy but we should do some research to find out
Willow: oh yay research
*Buffy kicks Xand's shoe* get up Xand research party
Xander: *mumbles* huh? what? this early??
Willow: Xander, Xander, Xander
Xander: yeah?!
Willow: oh nothin just help us research about horny vamps
Buffy: well Giles where do we start in the horny Vampire section
Xander: horny??? I'm not horny *looks down* and I'm not naked either so it was a dream whoo
*Buffy giggles*
Giles: oh my
Buffy: *looks at Will and Smiles* someone has been having bad dreams,..... Xander
Xander: what!!!!!!?
Giles: *coughs takes off glasses and cleans them* why don't we start by looking in books about their reactions to different types of weather and that
Willow: Xander, I have nothin to say about that *laughs*
Xander: OK I guess but no more jokes on me*looks at Will not laughing*
Buffy: come on Xander you always get to make the jokes now it's our turn
*Willow turns head trying to stifle her giggles* *Buffy just about joins in with Will*
Xander: anyway can we get started
Giles: must we keep talking about Xander and his umm...dreams and what not and get to work
Xander: yes thank you G-man
Giles: I told you to never call me that
Xander: sorry GGGiles *laughs* okie dokie so what are we looking for
*Giles rolls his eyes and looks through a book*
Willow: have you not been listening Xander
Xander: *looks around* *looks at Will* gee Will you think ummm NO
Willow: well obviously not your to busy having 'dreams' *laughs*
Xander: hey I am totally respectful of my dreams and none of them are bad
Buffy: no not to you
Willow: Ok whatever you say Xand
*Buffy giggles*
*Xander forced laugh sarcastically*
*Willow looks at Buffy and starts crackin' up*
Giles: Work anyone?
Willow: Sorry Giles
Buffy: it's like a simultaneous disease Giles me and Will are connected on the same giggle pattern
Xander: am I in it
Buffy: do you giggle or laugh
*Willow looks at Buffy and starts giggling again*
Xander: do we honestly have to keep this going *starts looking through a book, for once*
Giles: I hope not
Buffy: sorry we'll be good
Willow: yeah sorry Giles
*Buffy picks two books and hands one to Will and starts giggling again and Willow starts giggling along with Buffy*
*Giles looks at Willow and Buffy*
Xander: sheese stop it you two a man can't study in a library type place with this going on
Willow: sorry Giles! Xander that's a first I've heard from you isn't it
*Buffy finally stops giggling**gives Giles and innocent look then looks to the book in her hand*
Xander: HUH? what *looks confused like he didn't do anything* I'm sorry I'm not in research mode right now
Willow: well obviously, but we must get into it 1....2....3 *shakes and opens book* Let's research
*hours pass as the gang is looking into HORNY VAMPS and Buffy and Willow can't seem to stop giggling at Xander so the search continues till dusk*
Buffy: well Giles you want me to get going on patrol
Giles: yes and if you encounter any more horny vamps you make sure to tell us
Buffy: I will tomorrow
Willow: Yeah we will keep looking *giggles* but don't go along with them *giggles again*
*Buffy heads out the door to find Spike and go on patrol* bye *giggles out the door way*
Giles and Willow: Bye!
Xander: i swear you two were flirting Will
Willow: Xander! oh my gosh you are an idiot
Xander: *continues looking through his book* *smiles* yep I've been told that
*Willow hits Xander softly*
Xander: owwww!
Willow: You deserved it
*Xander hits her back*
Willow: Hey!!!!
*Xander laughs*
Giles: Xander leave Willow alone
Xander: yes master *said in robot tone*
*Xander laughs and smiles at Will*
*Giles rolls his eyes and continues to read the book in his hands*
*Willow smirks at Xander*
*Sun is set and it is Vamp polusah time for Buffy and the unseen Spike. She waits for him as she strolls slowly looking for vamps to dust*
Buffy: Where the heck are you Spike *stake in hand* *walks down the street to the following cemetery* Vampires, Vampires come out come out where ever you are
vamp: howdy time to take a bite out of this sandwich
Buffy: oh great not horny but idiotic
vamp: you want horny?!
Buffy: no thankz *stake up ready to strike* ever heard of Vampire Slayer
vamp: huh
Buffy: I've had my fill for the years of vamps but you are turning to dust right about ........ now *stakes straight through the confused vamp* that was easy surprisingly
*Buffy walks off looking for Vamps, Spike in particular*
*Spike is laying on the ground out cold well colder than he is*
*Buffy sees a figure on the ground and runs over to it to see who or what it is* *sees Spike runs to his side to get him to wake up*
*Spike is not moving at all*
Buffy: great can't do CPR that doesn't work and I can't leave him here cuz then other vamps will come gosh. where's help when you need it *lifts Spike arm over her head to head home to help him* great I'm three streets away from home is there anywhere closer
*vamp jumps Buffy from behind makin her fall to the ground with Spike*
Buffy: oh great
Vamp: hey there wanna play
*Buffy leaves Spike while she fights* no not really kinda busy
Vamp: oh come on just a little I know you want to
Buffy: fine for a minute only but then you're dust ok well let's start
vamp: why would you wanna dust me if we do it *laughs*
Buffy: *throws punches* cuz I like fighting better than sex sorry
vamp: really not what I hear but hey let's go
*Buffy Punches him in the jaw*
vamp: oh that hurt a little
Buffy: really want to fight a slayer
vamp: why not
*Buffy does a round house* *kicks dead center of the vamp and sends him flying* come on do something I'm bored
vamp: now that hurt but hey I got you *runs and throws a punch*
Buffy: *dodges* puh-lease *does a side kick* let's see should I make it slow or fast hmmmmmmmm
*vamp kicks the back of her leg and makes her fall*
Buffy: ok not fair
vamp: your gonna have to wait for the dust babe all's fair that ends well
*Buffy punches him in the face as he approaches* *grabs stake off the ground*
vamp: ohh cheeky aren't you
Buffy: alright that's it you're dust
vamp: bring it
*Buffy throws stake towards the heart of the vamp*
vamp: ouch *poof*
Buffy: there *walks over to Spike and sits to rest a minute*
*no reaction with Spike*
Buffy: whoooo *lays back on the cold ground to catch her breath* Spike you missed a hell of a fight I could of used your help too might as well talk to myself
*Spike still lays there motionless*
*Buffy sits up to look at him* man they aren't wrong when the say vamps look dead when they sleep well got to get you to your crypt before sunrise *stands up and starts lifting Spike up very slowly* that's it no more fights when you're knocked out this hurts
*his body shudders but nothing else*
*Buffy starts walking towards the cemetery* let's hope I get knocked out next time. come on Spike do I really have to cross another cemetery to get you to your crypt *lightly slaps him to try to wake him up*
*no response*
Buffy: hmmmmm Spike if you are faking you are in a world of pain later *keeps walking* I'm going home and washing my clothes thanks to that vamp that I had to fight he made me all dirty
*a vamp pops out and trips Buffy and she ends up dropping Spike hard on a tombstone*
vamp: hello there
Buffy: argh *yells* Spike wake up I could use some help *jumps up*
vamp: aww little girl needs some help
Buffy: do we really need to fight this time of night
vamp: yes, yes we do
Buffy: great
vamp: I'll make it quick
Buffy: you know one of these days I'm gonna sue you vamps
vamp: oh boo hoo
Buffy: for getting my clothes all dirty every time I fight you guys
vamp: wahh
Buffy: well here goes little ol` me again * kicks weakly*
Vamp: *laughs* is that all you got
Buffy: hey you try being me tonight
vamp: why would I wanna be you
Buffy: *throws a punch that barely makes the target of the vamps jaw* oh forget it
vamp: well you know I'll let you go sun'll be up soon enough want some blood buh bye
Buffy: *faints* *weakly* too tired *weak* Spike, Spike
*vamp walks off looking for some teenagers to eat*
Buffy: got to stop him *can't get up*
*Spike grunts but then falls silent again*
Buffy: *tries to get up because she knows she has to get Spike inside his crypt that is ten feet away* too weak to move *grunts to get up* *gets to her knees* *finally gets up and has to drag Spike in his crypt*
*Spike's arm flops around freely*
Buffy: I'm staying here til I recover *gets Spike on his sarcophagus and falls down beside it* can't move need help *faints*
Vamp: BOO
*Buffy stakes vamp*
*vamp screams bloody murder then poof goes away*
Buffy: Spike do you really think that there are going to be any vamps this late with the storm and all beside that one
Spike: yeah why wouldn't there be they are always lookin' for blood
Buffy: but hello storm
vamp: BLOODS GOOD yummy
Spike: hello they don't care
*vamp licks lips*
Buffy: Spike you take him I'm tired
vamp: oh no I'm scared!
Spike: alrighty
vamp: NOT
*Spike kicks the ugly vamp in the face and then stakes it*
*POOF*
*Buffy sits down on a tombstone. Waits and Watches*
Spike: you ok slayer
vamp: I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts!! o by the way…BOO
Buffy: and I thought my job is sometimes boring I would hate to be Giles *says to herself*
*vamp skips around*
*Buffy takes a good beat up on the singing stupid vamp then Stakes it*
vamp: COCONUTS!!!!! *POOF*
Buffy: yeah I guess just boring vamps to stake around here no action anymore
vamp: lalalalala *skipping past Buffy WAITING FOR SPIKE to stake me*
*Buffy trips the vamp*
vamp: ouch
*Spike kicks vamp in the nuts and stakes it*
Buffy: that was good that cheered me up
vamp: MY YOOHOO *screams bloody murder and then POOF*
Spike: glad
Buffy: gosh too many vamps watching too many movies these days
Spike: suppose so
Buffy: well Spike I better get back
Spike: yeah
Buffy: Giles wants me in bright and early tomorrow morning
vamp: boob
Buffy: ewwwwwwwww
vamp: boob, boob
Spike: here you can kill this perverted vamp
Buffy: that's disgusting *disgusted face*
vamp: Spike kick me in the nuts like you did my friend oh wait I'm a gal
Spike: I don't have boobs
vamp: you wish Spike booby face *sticks tongue out*
*Buffy beats him to a bloody pulp then finally stakes him*
*vamp POOF*
Buffy: well that was a good fight to end with. Good night Spike
Spike: good night
Buffy: that is if I make it home and get in the house
Spike: better hurry on home then the storm is gettin really close
Buffy: without falling asleep on the way there. alright
Spike: do you want me to walk you home
Buffy: see you tomorrow night more patrolling?? no I think I can make it
Spike: ok see you tomorrow
*Buffy walks off dragging her feet very slowly like she's carrying a ton of weights behind her*
Spike: bye bye Slayer *turns and walks back to his crypt*
Buffy: want .... to .. get... in bed...... arghhhhhhhh *falls on her bed and immediately goes to sleep*
*It's a chilly, wet morning and the gang is all in the Magic Shop talking about their nights*
Xander: Hey all so how did you sleep
Willow: pretty good
Xander: *yawns* Giles is there some where I can lie down?
Giles: on the floor
Xander: haha very funny *sarcastically* *lies down on the floor and goes straight to sleep*
Buffy: well we know who was up all night
Willow: yep
*Buffy taps Xander shoe with her toe*
Giles: so Buffy how did patrolling go
Buffy: oh you know same ol` same ol` horny vamps about three or four of em
Giles: oh interesting
Buffy: not really
Willow: horny vamps??
Buffy: yeah Will you wouldn't believe it
Willow: really
Buffy: Giles do storms make vamps horny cuz they were worse then before I mean even the insults were horny and stupid
Giles: well I'm not sure of that Buffy but we should do some research to find out
Willow: oh yay research
*Buffy kicks Xand's shoe* get up Xand research party
Xander: *mumbles* huh? what? this early??
Willow: Xander, Xander, Xander
Xander: yeah?!
Willow: oh nothin just help us research about horny vamps
Buffy: well Giles where do we start in the horny Vampire section
Xander: horny??? I'm not horny *looks down* and I'm not naked either so it was a dream whoo
*Buffy giggles*
Giles: oh my
Buffy: *looks at Will and Smiles* someone has been having bad dreams,..... Xander
Xander: what!!!!!!?
Giles: *coughs takes off glasses and cleans them* why don't we start by looking in books about their reactions to different types of weather and that
Willow: Xander, I have nothin to say about that *laughs*
Xander: OK I guess but no more jokes on me*looks at Will not laughing*
Buffy: come on Xander you always get to make the jokes now it's our turn
*Willow turns head trying to stifle her giggles* *Buffy just about joins in with Will*
Xander: anyway can we get started
Giles: must we keep talking about Xander and his umm...dreams and what not and get to work
Xander: yes thank you G-man
Giles: I told you to never call me that
Xander: sorry GGGiles *laughs* okie dokie so what are we looking for
*Giles rolls his eyes and looks through a book*
Willow: have you not been listening Xander
Xander: *looks around* *looks at Will* gee Will you think ummm NO
Willow: well obviously not your to busy having 'dreams' *laughs*
Xander: hey I am totally respectful of my dreams and none of them are bad
Buffy: no not to you
Willow: Ok whatever you say Xand
*Buffy giggles*
*Xander forced laugh sarcastically*
*Willow looks at Buffy and starts crackin' up*
Giles: Work anyone?
Willow: Sorry Giles
Buffy: it's like a simultaneous disease Giles me and Will are connected on the same giggle pattern
Xander: am I in it
Buffy: do you giggle or laugh
*Willow looks at Buffy and starts giggling again*
Xander: do we honestly have to keep this going *starts looking through a book, for once*
Giles: I hope not
Buffy: sorry we'll be good
Willow: yeah sorry Giles
*Buffy picks two books and hands one to Will and starts giggling again and Willow starts giggling along with Buffy*
*Giles looks at Willow and Buffy*
Xander: sheese stop it you two a man can't study in a library type place with this going on
Willow: sorry Giles! Xander that's a first I've heard from you isn't it
*Buffy finally stops giggling**gives Giles and innocent look then looks to the book in her hand*
Xander: HUH? what *looks confused like he didn't do anything* I'm sorry I'm not in research mode right now
Willow: well obviously, but we must get into it 1....2....3 *shakes and opens book* Let's research
*hours pass as the gang is looking into HORNY VAMPS and Buffy and Willow can't seem to stop giggling at Xander so the search continues till dusk*
Buffy: well Giles you want me to get going on patrol
Giles: yes and if you encounter any more horny vamps you make sure to tell us
Buffy: I will tomorrow
Willow: Yeah we will keep looking *giggles* but don't go along with them *giggles again*
*Buffy heads out the door to find Spike and go on patrol* bye *giggles out the door way*
Giles and Willow: Bye!
Xander: i swear you two were flirting Will
Willow: Xander! oh my gosh you are an idiot
Xander: *continues looking through his book* *smiles* yep I've been told that
*Willow hits Xander softly*
Xander: owwww!
Willow: You deserved it
*Xander hits her back*
Willow: Hey!!!!
*Xander laughs*
Giles: Xander leave Willow alone
Xander: yes master *said in robot tone*
*Xander laughs and smiles at Will*
*Giles rolls his eyes and continues to read the book in his hands*
*Willow smirks at Xander*
*Sun is set and it is Vamp polusah time for Buffy and the unseen Spike. She waits for him as she strolls slowly looking for vamps to dust*
Buffy: Where the heck are you Spike *stake in hand* *walks down the street to the following cemetery* Vampires, Vampires come out come out where ever you are
vamp: howdy time to take a bite out of this sandwich
Buffy: oh great not horny but idiotic
vamp: you want horny?!
Buffy: no thankz *stake up ready to strike* ever heard of Vampire Slayer
vamp: huh
Buffy: I've had my fill for the years of vamps but you are turning to dust right about ........ now *stakes straight through the confused vamp* that was easy surprisingly
*Buffy walks off looking for Vamps, Spike in particular*
*Spike is laying on the ground out cold well colder than he is*
*Buffy sees a figure on the ground and runs over to it to see who or what it is* *sees Spike runs to his side to get him to wake up*
*Spike is not moving at all*
Buffy: great can't do CPR that doesn't work and I can't leave him here cuz then other vamps will come gosh. where's help when you need it *lifts Spike arm over her head to head home to help him* great I'm three streets away from home is there anywhere closer
*vamp jumps Buffy from behind makin her fall to the ground with Spike*
Buffy: oh great
Vamp: hey there wanna play
*Buffy leaves Spike while she fights* no not really kinda busy
Vamp: oh come on just a little I know you want to
Buffy: fine for a minute only but then you're dust ok well let's start
vamp: why would you wanna dust me if we do it *laughs*
Buffy: *throws punches* cuz I like fighting better than sex sorry
vamp: really not what I hear but hey let's go
*Buffy Punches him in the jaw*
vamp: oh that hurt a little
Buffy: really want to fight a slayer
vamp: why not
*Buffy does a round house* *kicks dead center of the vamp and sends him flying* come on do something I'm bored
vamp: now that hurt but hey I got you *runs and throws a punch*
Buffy: *dodges* puh-lease *does a side kick* let's see should I make it slow or fast hmmmmmmmm
*vamp kicks the back of her leg and makes her fall*
Buffy: ok not fair
vamp: your gonna have to wait for the dust babe all's fair that ends well
*Buffy punches him in the face as he approaches* *grabs stake off the ground*
vamp: ohh cheeky aren't you
Buffy: alright that's it you're dust
vamp: bring it
*Buffy throws stake towards the heart of the vamp*
vamp: ouch *poof*
Buffy: there *walks over to Spike and sits to rest a minute*
*no reaction with Spike*
Buffy: whoooo *lays back on the cold ground to catch her breath* Spike you missed a hell of a fight I could of used your help too might as well talk to myself
*Spike still lays there motionless*
*Buffy sits up to look at him* man they aren't wrong when the say vamps look dead when they sleep well got to get you to your crypt before sunrise *stands up and starts lifting Spike up very slowly* that's it no more fights when you're knocked out this hurts
*his body shudders but nothing else*
*Buffy starts walking towards the cemetery* let's hope I get knocked out next time. come on Spike do I really have to cross another cemetery to get you to your crypt *lightly slaps him to try to wake him up*
*no response*
Buffy: hmmmmm Spike if you are faking you are in a world of pain later *keeps walking* I'm going home and washing my clothes thanks to that vamp that I had to fight he made me all dirty
*a vamp pops out and trips Buffy and she ends up dropping Spike hard on a tombstone*
vamp: hello there
Buffy: argh *yells* Spike wake up I could use some help *jumps up*
vamp: aww little girl needs some help
Buffy: do we really need to fight this time of night
vamp: yes, yes we do
Buffy: great
vamp: I'll make it quick
Buffy: you know one of these days I'm gonna sue you vamps
vamp: oh boo hoo
Buffy: for getting my clothes all dirty every time I fight you guys
vamp: wahh
Buffy: well here goes little ol` me again * kicks weakly*
Vamp: *laughs* is that all you got
Buffy: hey you try being me tonight
vamp: why would I wanna be you
Buffy: *throws a punch that barely makes the target of the vamps jaw* oh forget it
vamp: well you know I'll let you go sun'll be up soon enough want some blood buh bye
Buffy: *faints* *weakly* too tired *weak* Spike, Spike
*vamp walks off looking for some teenagers to eat*
Buffy: got to stop him *can't get up*
*Spike grunts but then falls silent again*
Buffy: *tries to get up because she knows she has to get Spike inside his crypt that is ten feet away* too weak to move *grunts to get up* *gets to her knees* *finally gets up and has to drag Spike in his crypt*
*Spike's arm flops around freely*
Buffy: I'm staying here til I recover *gets Spike on his sarcophagus and falls down beside it* can't move need help *faints*
