*One night as a storm was on the verge on coming in to Sunnydale Buffy was out patrolling with Mr. Pointy in hand and Spike as a helpful lookout*

Vamp: BOO

*Buffy stakes vamp*

*vamp screams bloody murder then poof goes away*

Buffy: Spike do you really think that there are going to be any vamps this late with the storm and all beside that one

Spike: yeah why wouldn't there be they are always lookin' for blood

Buffy: but hello storm

vamp: BLOODS GOOD yummy

Spike: hello they don't care

*vamp licks lips*

Buffy: Spike you take him I'm tired

vamp: oh no I'm scared!

Spike: alrighty

vamp: NOT

*Spike kicks the ugly vamp in the face and then stakes it*

*POOF*

*Buffy sits down on a tombstone. Waits and Watches*

Spike: you ok slayer

vamp: I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts!! o by the way…BOO

Buffy: and I thought my job is sometimes boring I would hate to be Giles *says to herself*

*vamp skips around*

*Buffy takes a good beat up on the singing stupid vamp then Stakes it*

vamp: COCONUTS!!!!! *POOF*

Buffy: yeah I guess just boring vamps to stake around here no action anymore

vamp: lalalalala *skipping past Buffy WAITING FOR SPIKE to stake me*

*Buffy trips the vamp*

vamp: ouch

*Spike kicks vamp in the nuts and stakes it*

Buffy: that was good that cheered me up

vamp: MY YOOHOO *screams bloody murder and then POOF*

Spike: glad

Buffy: gosh too many vamps watching too many movies these days

Spike: suppose so

Buffy: well Spike I better get back

Spike: yeah

Buffy: Giles wants me in bright and early tomorrow morning

vamp: boob

Buffy: ewwwwwwwww

vamp: boob, boob

Spike: here you can kill this perverted vamp

Buffy: that's disgusting *disgusted face*

vamp: Spike kick me in the nuts like you did my friend oh wait I'm a gal

Spike: I don't have boobs

vamp: you wish Spike booby face *sticks tongue out*

*Buffy beats him to a bloody pulp then finally stakes him*

*vamp POOF*

Buffy: well that was a good fight to end with. Good night Spike

Spike: good night

Buffy: that is if I make it home and get in the house

Spike: better hurry on home then the storm is gettin really close

Buffy: without falling asleep on the way there. alright

Spike: do you want me to walk you home

Buffy: see you tomorrow night more patrolling?? no I think I can make it

Spike: ok see you tomorrow

*Buffy walks off dragging her feet very slowly like she's carrying a ton of weights behind her*

Spike: bye bye Slayer *turns and walks back to his crypt*

Buffy: want .... to .. get... in bed...... arghhhhhhhh *falls on her bed and immediately goes to sleep*

*It's a chilly, wet morning and the gang is all in the Magic Shop talking about their nights*

Xander: Hey all so how did you sleep

Willow: pretty good

Xander: *yawns* Giles is there some where I can lie down?

Giles: on the floor

Xander: haha very funny *sarcastically* *lies down on the floor and goes straight to sleep*

Buffy: well we know who was up all night

Willow: yep

*Buffy taps Xander shoe with her toe*

Giles: so Buffy how did patrolling go

Buffy: oh you know same ol` same ol` horny vamps about three or four of em

Giles: oh interesting

Buffy: not really

Willow: horny vamps??

Buffy: yeah Will you wouldn't believe it

Willow: really

Buffy: Giles do storms make vamps horny cuz they were worse then before I mean even the insults were horny and stupid

Giles: well I'm not sure of that Buffy but we should do some research to find out

Willow: oh yay research

*Buffy kicks Xand's shoe* get up Xand research party

Xander: *mumbles* huh? what? this early??

Willow: Xander, Xander, Xander

Xander: yeah?!

Willow: oh nothin just help us research about horny vamps

Buffy: well Giles where do we start in the horny Vampire section

Xander: horny??? I'm not horny *looks down* and I'm not naked either so it was a dream whoo

*Buffy giggles*

Giles: oh my

Buffy: *looks at Will and Smiles* someone has been having bad dreams,..... Xander

Xander: what!!!!!!?

Giles: *coughs takes off glasses and cleans them* why don't we start by looking in books about their reactions to different types of weather and that

Willow: Xander, I have nothin to say about that *laughs*

Xander: OK I guess but no more jokes on me*looks at Will not laughing*

Buffy: come on Xander you always get to make the jokes now it's our turn

*Willow turns head trying to stifle her giggles* *Buffy just about joins in with Will*

Xander: anyway can we get started

Giles: must we keep talking about Xander and his umm...dreams and what not and get to work

Xander: yes thank you G-man

Giles: I told you to never call me that

Xander: sorry GGGiles *laughs* okie dokie so what are we looking for

*Giles rolls his eyes and looks through a book*

Willow: have you not been listening Xander

Xander: *looks around* *looks at Will* gee Will you think ummm NO

Willow: well obviously not your to busy having 'dreams' *laughs*

Xander: hey I am totally respectful of my dreams and none of them are bad

Buffy: no not to you

Willow: Ok whatever you say Xand

*Buffy giggles*

*Xander forced laugh sarcastically*

*Willow looks at Buffy and starts crackin' up*

Giles: Work anyone?

Willow: Sorry Giles

Buffy: it's like a simultaneous disease Giles me and Will are connected on the same giggle pattern

Xander: am I in it

Buffy: do you giggle or laugh

*Willow looks at Buffy and starts giggling again*

Xander: do we honestly have to keep this going *starts looking through a book, for once*

Giles: I hope not

Buffy: sorry we'll be good

Willow: yeah sorry Giles

*Buffy picks two books and hands one to Will and starts giggling again and Willow starts giggling along with Buffy*

*Giles looks at Willow and Buffy*

Xander: sheese stop it you two a man can't study in a library type place with this going on

Willow: sorry Giles! Xander that's a first I've heard from you isn't it

*Buffy finally stops giggling**gives Giles and innocent look then looks to the book in her hand*

Xander: HUH? what *looks confused like he didn't do anything* I'm sorry I'm not in research mode right now

Willow: well obviously, but we must get into it 1....2....3 *shakes and opens book* Let's research

*hours pass as the gang is looking into HORNY VAMPS and Buffy and Willow can't seem to stop giggling at Xander so the search continues till dusk*

Buffy: well Giles you want me to get going on patrol

Giles: yes and if you encounter any more horny vamps you make sure to tell us

Buffy: I will tomorrow

Willow: Yeah we will keep looking *giggles* but don't go along with them *giggles again*

*Buffy heads out the door to find Spike and go on patrol* bye *giggles out the door way*

Giles and Willow: Bye!

Xander: i swear you two were flirting Will

Willow: Xander! oh my gosh you are an idiot

Xander: *continues looking through his book* *smiles* yep I've been told that

*Willow hits Xander softly*

Xander: owwww!

Willow: You deserved it

*Xander hits her back*

Willow: Hey!!!!

*Xander laughs*

Giles: Xander leave Willow alone

Xander: yes master *said in robot tone*

*Xander laughs and smiles at Will*

*Giles rolls his eyes and continues to read the book in his hands*

*Willow smirks at Xander*

*Sun is set and it is Vamp polusah time for Buffy and the unseen Spike. She waits for him as she strolls slowly looking for vamps to dust*

Buffy: Where the heck are you Spike *stake in hand* *walks down the street to the following cemetery* Vampires, Vampires come out come out where ever you are

vamp: howdy time to take a bite out of this sandwich

Buffy: oh great not horny but idiotic

vamp: you want horny?!

Buffy: no thankz *stake up ready to strike* ever heard of Vampire Slayer

vamp: huh

Buffy: I've had my fill for the years of vamps but you are turning to dust right about ........ now *stakes straight through the confused vamp* that was easy surprisingly

*Buffy walks off looking for Vamps, Spike in particular*

*Spike is laying on the ground out cold well colder than he is*

*Buffy sees a figure on the ground and runs over to it to see who or what it is* *sees Spike runs to his side to get him to wake up*

*Spike is not moving at all*

Buffy: great can't do CPR that doesn't work and I can't leave him here cuz then other vamps will come gosh. where's help when you need it *lifts Spike arm over her head to head home to help him* great I'm three streets away from home is there anywhere closer

*vamp jumps Buffy from behind makin her fall to the ground with Spike*

Buffy: oh great

Vamp: hey there wanna play

*Buffy leaves Spike while she fights* no not really kinda busy

Vamp: oh come on just a little I know you want to

Buffy: fine for a minute only but then you're dust ok well let's start

vamp: why would you wanna dust me if we do it *laughs*

Buffy: *throws punches* cuz I like fighting better than sex sorry

vamp: really not what I hear but hey let's go

*Buffy Punches him in the jaw*

vamp: oh that hurt a little

Buffy: really want to fight a slayer

vamp: why not

*Buffy does a round house* *kicks dead center of the vamp and sends him flying* come on do something I'm bored

vamp: now that hurt but hey I got you *runs and throws a punch*

Buffy: *dodges* puh-lease *does a side kick* let's see should I make it slow or fast hmmmmmmmm

*vamp kicks the back of her leg and makes her fall*

Buffy: ok not fair

vamp: your gonna have to wait for the dust babe all's fair that ends well

*Buffy punches him in the face as he approaches* *grabs stake off the ground*

vamp: ohh cheeky aren't you

Buffy: alright that's it you're dust

vamp: bring it

*Buffy throws stake towards the heart of the vamp*

vamp: ouch *poof*

Buffy: there *walks over to Spike and sits to rest a minute*

*no reaction with Spike*

Buffy: whoooo *lays back on the cold ground to catch her breath* Spike you missed a hell of a fight I could of used your help too might as well talk to myself

*Spike still lays there motionless*

*Buffy sits up to look at him* man they aren't wrong when the say vamps look dead when they sleep well got to get you to your crypt before sunrise *stands up and starts lifting Spike up very slowly* that's it no more fights when you're knocked out this hurts

*his body shudders but nothing else*

*Buffy starts walking towards the cemetery* let's hope I get knocked out next time. come on Spike do I really have to cross another cemetery to get you to your crypt *lightly slaps him to try to wake him up*

*no response*

Buffy: hmmmmm Spike if you are faking you are in a world of pain later *keeps walking* I'm going home and washing my clothes thanks to that vamp that I had to fight he made me all dirty

*a vamp pops out and trips Buffy and she ends up dropping Spike hard on a tombstone*

vamp: hello there

Buffy: argh *yells* Spike wake up I could use some help *jumps up*

vamp: aww little girl needs some help

Buffy: do we really need to fight this time of night

vamp: yes, yes we do

Buffy: great

vamp: I'll make it quick

Buffy: you know one of these days I'm gonna sue you vamps

vamp: oh boo hoo

Buffy: for getting my clothes all dirty every time I fight you guys

vamp: wahh

Buffy: well here goes little ol` me again * kicks weakly*

Vamp: *laughs* is that all you got

Buffy: hey you try being me tonight

vamp: why would I wanna be you

Buffy: *throws a punch that barely makes the target of the vamps jaw* oh forget it

vamp: well you know I'll let you go sun'll be up soon enough want some blood buh bye

Buffy: *faints* *weakly* too tired *weak* Spike, Spike

*vamp walks off looking for some teenagers to eat*

Buffy: got to stop him *can't get up*

*Spike grunts but then falls silent again*

Buffy: *tries to get up because she knows she has to get Spike inside his crypt that is ten feet away* too weak to move *grunts to get up* *gets to her knees* *finally gets up and has to drag Spike in his crypt*

*Spike's arm flops around freely*

Buffy: I'm staying here til I recover *gets Spike on his sarcophagus and falls down beside it* can't move need help *faints*