Cas got inspired to write a second chapter. It won't go any further than this I'm afraid. I won't allow it. Neither I nor Cas own any Final Fantasy characters. And at this rate, we never will.
Ch. 2 The Morning After
Cloud (sitting up): Where am I? Ow, head. Too much beer. What the hell happened?
Aeris: Shut up! Too loud.
Cloud: Oh yeah. My ten thirty.
Sephiroth: God damn hangovers. You guys are too loud.
Cloud: What the hell are you doing in my bed?
Sephiroth: Twelve fifteen.
Cloud: Oh yeah.
Tifa: Shut up. You'd think someone who works in a bar would know better than to go on a drinking binge.
Cloud: What are you doing here?
Sephiroth: I thought you said "bring a friend."
Cloud: I did not.
Squall: Quiet! We're trying to sleep.
Cloud: We're?
Rinoa: God my head.
Seifer: Not in my ear.
Door opens and closes.
Cloud: Whose there?
Cas: It's just me. Its time for you mid-evening wakeup.
Aeris: Evening already? Now I'll never get to sleep.
Cas: Well the bar is open.
Tifa: Not this again.
Irvine: Its too bright. Someone shut off the lights.
Cloud: The lights are off.
Selphie: Cas, turn off the flashlight.
Cas: Couldn't resist.
Cloud: Why the hell are all of you in my room?
Red XIII: Didn't you say "bring a friend?"
Cloud: Who in God's name said that? I know I didn't.
Tifa: Cas did it!
Sephiroth: Not so loud.
Cas: I didn't say that.
Selphie: Why should we believe you?
Cas: I'm standing next to the light switch.
All: No, we surrender!
Irvine: So who isn't in here?
In Yuffie's room.
Yuffie: What a hangover. (Looks over to Vincent right next to her) AHHHHHHH! You $%$&*ing pervert!
Vincent suddenly finds himself being thrown through the hotel window. Yuffie proceeds to then throw the lamp, the side table, the mini-bar, the complete dinette set, the TV, the couch, and the entire bed out the window after him.
Back in Cloud's room.
Cloud: What was that crashing?
Cas: Yuffie waking up.
Cloud: Where's Reeve?
Outside in a tree.
Reeve: Hey Vincent! Think you could help me?
Vincent (muffled): No. I seem to be under a hotel room's furniture. Why?
Reeve: Those two girls found out about Cait Sith. They tied me up with string and stuck me in this tree.
Vincent (still muffled): Why the hell did you let them tie you up in the first place?
Reeve: I thought they were just being kinky. Could you say no to two cute girls?
Vincent (slightly less muffled): Yes.
Quistis: I love blackmail Polaroids. Say cheese!
Reeve: Oh crap.
Quistis: Cute butt.
Vincent (No longer muffled): I take her to her room, she drags me into her bed, and I do absolutely nothing. It doesn't pay to be a nice guy anymore. You killed chivalry! You hear that Yuffie!
Yuffie: I heard! And you forgot the remote! (chucks remote)
Vincent: Oww. I don't deserve this!
Back at Cloud's room again.
Cloud: So who isn't here?
Cas: Zidane and Garnet are down the hall. I have no idea where Kimahri and Freya are. Yuffie's in her room, Vincent was in her room, and Reeve is outside with Quistis taking pictures.
Aeris: What about the rest?
Cas: You don't want to know.
Quina: Quina have fun! Want to do again!
Hello, it's me Cas. I decided to write this chapter to show that actions have consequences. Don't just think you can drink enough alcohol to have you wind up in the hospital and expect good things to happen. I mean, look at what happened to (almost) everyone. So if you want to avoid the unpleasant sensation of waking up with a hangover and someone else (or many people using the excuse "Didn't you say 'bring a friend'") in bed with you or the severe and disturbing questions that arise when that person (or one of those people) is Quina Quen, I suggest you lay off the booze. Drugs too. Unless a doctor with a real diploma gives you some. Unless he's crooked or he can give prescriptions for medical marijuana. I'll check the diploma next time.
Diathorn: Inspiring words from Cas. I never thought anyone would review to this. But someone did and look at what happened. Until the next disaster Cas brings about, goodbye.
Ch. 2 The Morning After
Cloud (sitting up): Where am I? Ow, head. Too much beer. What the hell happened?
Aeris: Shut up! Too loud.
Cloud: Oh yeah. My ten thirty.
Sephiroth: God damn hangovers. You guys are too loud.
Cloud: What the hell are you doing in my bed?
Sephiroth: Twelve fifteen.
Cloud: Oh yeah.
Tifa: Shut up. You'd think someone who works in a bar would know better than to go on a drinking binge.
Cloud: What are you doing here?
Sephiroth: I thought you said "bring a friend."
Cloud: I did not.
Squall: Quiet! We're trying to sleep.
Cloud: We're?
Rinoa: God my head.
Seifer: Not in my ear.
Door opens and closes.
Cloud: Whose there?
Cas: It's just me. Its time for you mid-evening wakeup.
Aeris: Evening already? Now I'll never get to sleep.
Cas: Well the bar is open.
Tifa: Not this again.
Irvine: Its too bright. Someone shut off the lights.
Cloud: The lights are off.
Selphie: Cas, turn off the flashlight.
Cas: Couldn't resist.
Cloud: Why the hell are all of you in my room?
Red XIII: Didn't you say "bring a friend?"
Cloud: Who in God's name said that? I know I didn't.
Tifa: Cas did it!
Sephiroth: Not so loud.
Cas: I didn't say that.
Selphie: Why should we believe you?
Cas: I'm standing next to the light switch.
All: No, we surrender!
Irvine: So who isn't in here?
In Yuffie's room.
Yuffie: What a hangover. (Looks over to Vincent right next to her) AHHHHHHH! You $%$&*ing pervert!
Vincent suddenly finds himself being thrown through the hotel window. Yuffie proceeds to then throw the lamp, the side table, the mini-bar, the complete dinette set, the TV, the couch, and the entire bed out the window after him.
Back in Cloud's room.
Cloud: What was that crashing?
Cas: Yuffie waking up.
Cloud: Where's Reeve?
Outside in a tree.
Reeve: Hey Vincent! Think you could help me?
Vincent (muffled): No. I seem to be under a hotel room's furniture. Why?
Reeve: Those two girls found out about Cait Sith. They tied me up with string and stuck me in this tree.
Vincent (still muffled): Why the hell did you let them tie you up in the first place?
Reeve: I thought they were just being kinky. Could you say no to two cute girls?
Vincent (slightly less muffled): Yes.
Quistis: I love blackmail Polaroids. Say cheese!
Reeve: Oh crap.
Quistis: Cute butt.
Vincent (No longer muffled): I take her to her room, she drags me into her bed, and I do absolutely nothing. It doesn't pay to be a nice guy anymore. You killed chivalry! You hear that Yuffie!
Yuffie: I heard! And you forgot the remote! (chucks remote)
Vincent: Oww. I don't deserve this!
Back at Cloud's room again.
Cloud: So who isn't here?
Cas: Zidane and Garnet are down the hall. I have no idea where Kimahri and Freya are. Yuffie's in her room, Vincent was in her room, and Reeve is outside with Quistis taking pictures.
Aeris: What about the rest?
Cas: You don't want to know.
Quina: Quina have fun! Want to do again!
Hello, it's me Cas. I decided to write this chapter to show that actions have consequences. Don't just think you can drink enough alcohol to have you wind up in the hospital and expect good things to happen. I mean, look at what happened to (almost) everyone. So if you want to avoid the unpleasant sensation of waking up with a hangover and someone else (or many people using the excuse "Didn't you say 'bring a friend'") in bed with you or the severe and disturbing questions that arise when that person (or one of those people) is Quina Quen, I suggest you lay off the booze. Drugs too. Unless a doctor with a real diploma gives you some. Unless he's crooked or he can give prescriptions for medical marijuana. I'll check the diploma next time.
Diathorn: Inspiring words from Cas. I never thought anyone would review to this. But someone did and look at what happened. Until the next disaster Cas brings about, goodbye.