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Chapter 2 (Ring) Ling: Hello.
Julia: Ling, I need your help.
Ling: Julia, its 3 in the morning!
Julia: I went out on this date, and.
Ling: Oh, my gosh, are you okay!
Julia: Nothing like that! But my date turned out to be a fetish!
Ling: What does fetish mean?
Julia: It's when someone gets, that "feeling" for an object.
Ling: Eww.
Julia: Its worse! He has me on speed dial!
Ling: So.
Julia: We break into his house, we get me off the speed dial and we leave.
Ling: obsessive much?
Julia: Yes!
AT A BAR
Lei: It's three in the morning, I should be sleeping, but I can't get to sleep.
Bartender: Get yourself a life!
Lei: I mean, I should happily married with 2 children and enjoying domestic bliss.
Bartender: Seriously dude, were closing, leave!
Lei: But instead I leave alone, waiting for the police case for something to livefor!
Bartender: You're a fed?
Lei: No why?
Bartender: (takes out gun) eat lead!
Lei: What?
Bartender: I said eat lead!
Lei: OH! You're a Mafia person! That why the name of the bar is Alfredo Deals.
Bartender: Eat lead.
Lei: I rather not.
Bartender: you sure?
Lei: Yeah.
AT DANIEL'S HOUSE
Ling: I can't believe were doing this!
Julia: Shut up!
Police: Freeze!
Ling: Da## it!
Julia: No one can stop! (Xena Noise, and runs but something hits her and she falls)
Ling: Oh my gosh!
Police: Don't worry it was just a tranquilizer.
Ling: Oh. (Boom) ohhhh, (faints)
Police: Sorry!
Daniel: What in the world is going on here?!?!
AT THE RESTURANT
Law: So I guess it time to close up.
Paul: I think I need therapy.
Law: Why?
Paul: I have been feeling alone for the longest time.
Law: aren't you?
Paul: Do you think monkies marry?
Law: That its, were calling a therapist tomorrow.
Paul: Do you think monkies have honeymoons?
Law: I'm going home.
Paul: I wonder if there are maids of honors? Law? Law? Where are you? Law? Oooo! Free food!
AT THE POLICE STATION
Julia: Xiao, why are we in a cell?
Ling: Cause you went Xena.
Police: Since you two ladies are awake.
Ling: Hey think about it, you fired at me for no reason, we could sue you.
Police: Well, umm. someone is here to pick you two up, Jin Kazama.
Ling: yeah, that's my husband.
Police: I'll let you go for free, if you don't sue me and you take at least 2 weeks of therapy.
Ling: Fine, we agree.
Julia: No, nothing can stop! (boom, faints)
Ling: She says yes too.
Police: Good.
AT ALFREDO'S DEALS
Lei: So, I go freeze!
Bartender: Yeah, and what did the person do?
Lei: They froze!
Lei & Bartender: (burst into laughter)
Lei: Were drunk aren't we?
Bartender: you think so? Cause you have beautiful eyes
Lei: I gotta go home.
THERAPIST OFFICE
Nina: Okay, I am sent to kill Steve Fox! But instead, I end up in a fight with Anna and then watching a movie with a women's book club. Gosh, I did not know that they had that many movies!
Therapist: so you don't like your job?
Nina: Well it's what I am best at. But sometimes at night, I get lonely, and I cuddle up to Mr. Lumpkins and watch old bear movies movies.
Therapist: Mr. Lumpkins?
Nina: My only friend. A stuffed animal.
Therapist: Well its sounds like your existence is nothing but killing and watching really bad movies with a stuffed animal that will never say anything back to you. Your life is with no love, and always have the fear of dying from a barrage of bullets.
Nina: Well thanks for putting my life in such great perspective!
Therapist: Welcome, now leave, the session is over.
Nina: Yeah, well you better watch when you go to bed.
Therapist: I will! Lonely young hag.I'd steal your youth if I could.
Chapter 3 is coming!!!!!!
Chapter 2 (Ring) Ling: Hello.
Julia: Ling, I need your help.
Ling: Julia, its 3 in the morning!
Julia: I went out on this date, and.
Ling: Oh, my gosh, are you okay!
Julia: Nothing like that! But my date turned out to be a fetish!
Ling: What does fetish mean?
Julia: It's when someone gets, that "feeling" for an object.
Ling: Eww.
Julia: Its worse! He has me on speed dial!
Ling: So.
Julia: We break into his house, we get me off the speed dial and we leave.
Ling: obsessive much?
Julia: Yes!
AT A BAR
Lei: It's three in the morning, I should be sleeping, but I can't get to sleep.
Bartender: Get yourself a life!
Lei: I mean, I should happily married with 2 children and enjoying domestic bliss.
Bartender: Seriously dude, were closing, leave!
Lei: But instead I leave alone, waiting for the police case for something to livefor!
Bartender: You're a fed?
Lei: No why?
Bartender: (takes out gun) eat lead!
Lei: What?
Bartender: I said eat lead!
Lei: OH! You're a Mafia person! That why the name of the bar is Alfredo Deals.
Bartender: Eat lead.
Lei: I rather not.
Bartender: you sure?
Lei: Yeah.
AT DANIEL'S HOUSE
Ling: I can't believe were doing this!
Julia: Shut up!
Police: Freeze!
Ling: Da## it!
Julia: No one can stop! (Xena Noise, and runs but something hits her and she falls)
Ling: Oh my gosh!
Police: Don't worry it was just a tranquilizer.
Ling: Oh. (Boom) ohhhh, (faints)
Police: Sorry!
Daniel: What in the world is going on here?!?!
AT THE RESTURANT
Law: So I guess it time to close up.
Paul: I think I need therapy.
Law: Why?
Paul: I have been feeling alone for the longest time.
Law: aren't you?
Paul: Do you think monkies marry?
Law: That its, were calling a therapist tomorrow.
Paul: Do you think monkies have honeymoons?
Law: I'm going home.
Paul: I wonder if there are maids of honors? Law? Law? Where are you? Law? Oooo! Free food!
AT THE POLICE STATION
Julia: Xiao, why are we in a cell?
Ling: Cause you went Xena.
Police: Since you two ladies are awake.
Ling: Hey think about it, you fired at me for no reason, we could sue you.
Police: Well, umm. someone is here to pick you two up, Jin Kazama.
Ling: yeah, that's my husband.
Police: I'll let you go for free, if you don't sue me and you take at least 2 weeks of therapy.
Ling: Fine, we agree.
Julia: No, nothing can stop! (boom, faints)
Ling: She says yes too.
Police: Good.
AT ALFREDO'S DEALS
Lei: So, I go freeze!
Bartender: Yeah, and what did the person do?
Lei: They froze!
Lei & Bartender: (burst into laughter)
Lei: Were drunk aren't we?
Bartender: you think so? Cause you have beautiful eyes
Lei: I gotta go home.
THERAPIST OFFICE
Nina: Okay, I am sent to kill Steve Fox! But instead, I end up in a fight with Anna and then watching a movie with a women's book club. Gosh, I did not know that they had that many movies!
Therapist: so you don't like your job?
Nina: Well it's what I am best at. But sometimes at night, I get lonely, and I cuddle up to Mr. Lumpkins and watch old bear movies movies.
Therapist: Mr. Lumpkins?
Nina: My only friend. A stuffed animal.
Therapist: Well its sounds like your existence is nothing but killing and watching really bad movies with a stuffed animal that will never say anything back to you. Your life is with no love, and always have the fear of dying from a barrage of bullets.
Nina: Well thanks for putting my life in such great perspective!
Therapist: Welcome, now leave, the session is over.
Nina: Yeah, well you better watch when you go to bed.
Therapist: I will! Lonely young hag.I'd steal your youth if I could.
Chapter 3 is coming!!!!!!